My wife is Nuwa

"Think about it carefully, it's hard for someone to ask you once, what kind of request is more appropriate?" Nvwa Xiaoniu said with a smile, rolled her eyes, pointed at Chu Yan and said, "Well, I haven't had a good time for a long time. It's time to fight, you fight with me!"

Chu Yan's face changed, damn, is this a request? !Fight with you, I can still live?

"No! Beating people is against the law. A man beating a woman, or... a woman beating a man, is a serious violation of traditional morality! If I accidentally hurt you later, wouldn't it put me in an unkind position? No, no, no!" Chu Yan showed a righteous and awe-inspiring look, and his heart was actually dripping with cold sweat.

Empress Nuwa, your request is too outrageous. ． ．

"Little girl, don't forget that our bet has conditions. Firstly, we must not violate the law, and secondly, we must not violate traditional morality. So if you want me to have a serious fight with you, that is absolutely impossible!" [

"Hmph, people already know that you are a hypocrite who backtracks on your promises!" Nuwa Chick put on her big hat, but Chu Yan didn't change her face.

"Justice is in the hearts of the people!" Chu Yan continued his awe-inspiring righteousness, and gave Shi Feixuan a deep look.

Girl Nuwa felt agitated for no reason, she pointed out the window with her slender hand, and said with a sweet smile: "In that case, then you should jump out of this window, you are not allowed to use fairy magic, and you are not allowed to use supernatural powers. Since I If I don't hit you, it shouldn't violate the law or morality, right?" Although the smile was sweet, there was a chill in her beautiful eyes.

Jump out of the window? !Uh, this is only the second floor, even if you jump out of the window, it's better than being beaten up by you!But looking at this chick in a panic, it was obvious that she lost all patience because of that Rubik's Cube.Haha, you are going to take revenge on me now!

"Jump out of the window, right? It's very simple!" Chu Yan didn't hesitate at all, nodded slightly at Nuwa, and said with a smile, "Being beaten by you, I'd rather jump out of the window!"

After finishing speaking, he leaped to the window with a stride, put his hands on the window lattice, and leaned his upper body forward suddenly, he was about to jump out!

There was a loud "bang", and Chu Yan fell to the ground with a "boom", lying motionless on the ground, and actually passed out.

It turned out that he jumped too high and too fast, and bumped his head against the wall above the window.This hard bump caused a big bump on his head instantly, and he passed out without even groaning.

"Puchi..." With a coquettish laugh, Nuwa Chick, who had been watching Chu Yan's performance sullenly, couldn't help but laugh out loud.She looked at Chu Yan's sprawled figure lying on the ground, and felt more and more funny, and she couldn't control it, covering her cherry lips with one hand and her belly with the other, bending over with laughter.

After laughing for a while, she walked quickly to Chu Yan, opened his eyelids, checked his pulse, sighed, and said angrily, "I really fainted. fool?!"

She supported Chu Yan and threw it on the sofa, moved her little feet, glanced at Chu Yan, and couldn't help but wonder: "Hey, the stinky stone was very decisive this time, and he was so ruthless that he really knocked himself out. .”

After that, she pinched Chu Yan's nose with her thumb and forefinger, and said with a smile: "Wake up, wake up! I haven't eaten all day, and I am very hungry! If you don't wake up to cook for him, he will block you." Kill your mouth and nose, let you suffocate to death."

With a "huh", Chu Yan, who was still awake just now, straightened up and jumped up from the sofa.He touched the big bump on his forehead, and said with a confused face, "Am I dead? Where am I? Hell or heaven?"