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Chu Yan took the teacup, looked at the tea that was "colored" like laundry water, and couldn't hold back the strong pregnancy reaction for a while.

"Senior Brother Liu, where are the others in the dormitory?" Chu Yan began to speak to attract Brother Liu's attention, and calmly put the water glass on the table beside him, put his hand under the table, took out a tissue and quietly Wipe your fingers.

"I've all gone to the library, or rented a house outside." Brother Liu sighed: "They didn't miss the brotherhood of four years, and they ruthlessly abandoned me, leaving me to live alone in this dark place ..."

He pointed to the mountain of rubbish in the corner by the door: "Look, there is no one who takes out the trash now!"

"I... Japan..." Chu Yan was speechless. He had seen someone who was shameless, but he had never seen someone as shameless as Senior Brother Liu.In other words, Brother Liu has never swept the floor, washed the clothes once, or dumped the garbage once in four years.It seems that in his eyes, cleaning and washing for him is the innate and natural task of his other three dormitory brothers. [

Chu Yan sometimes wondered why his three brothers were so self-willed and humble, willing to obey Senior Brother Liu for more than four years without complaint.Brother Liu has neither money nor looks like a king. ． ．

"Shitou, I heard that this time you and Qu Ribai are going to have a final battle with two wins out of three. Why, you two have been fighting for three years, and you plan to call it a day?" Senior Brother Liu asked with a smile.

"Eh? How did you know about this?" Chu Yan asked back.

"Don't you know? Qu Ribai has already publicized this matter to everyone. Why didn't you get any news?" Senior Brother Liu was a little surprised.

"What? Daydream has already started a propaganda campaign?" Chu Yan was taken aback, "He just challenged me last night, and he has already spread the matter to the school so quickly? This kind of propaganda offensive...is too scary Already!"

"Don't forget, Qu Ribai's roommate brother took over the position of head of your Propaganda Department. Although the population of the Propaganda Department has declined in the past two years, after a series of packaging and planning in the past two years, it has already deceived many ignorant young people. Join in. With them here, are you afraid that the publicity is not strong enough? Besides, Qu Ribai hired seven announcers from the school radio station. Early this morning, they kept promoting the duel between you and Qu Ribai As for the matter, it is estimated that everyone in the school will know about it before the rooster crows today."

Senior Brother Liu's smile faded, and he said seriously: "This time Qu Ribai teamed up with many heavyweights to attack, and he also mastered the means of propaganda. You are in a very disadvantageous situation!"

Seeing that Chu Yan was silent, Senior Brother Liu paused and said, "By the way, the five most handsome boys in their group formed a group called Wushuai Guojiang. But Jiang, you are very arrogant! Qu Ribai also issued a notice that on the day of the graduation party, all the girls who come to present flowers to their five handsome men across the river will get a half-naked photo of their five handsome..."

"Insidious!" Chu Yan jumped up against the case and said angrily, "Even this kind of method is used!"

Senior Brother Liu leisurely sprayed a smoke ring, and sprayed a fly that was circling around his messy hair.

"The results of the graduation party are the result of the crowd votes from the audience, so popularity is very important...With the popularity of Qu Ribai and the other five handsome men, coupled with the temptation of semi-naked photos, they instantly You will be able to gather a super high number of votes. Shitou, your popularity is not weaker than any of the five commanders, but now you are one against five, the disadvantage is obvious!"