My wife is Nuwa

Chu Yan had a strange dream. In the dream, he was transformed into a giant python in a flower robe, soaring in the sky.Originally, he planned to fly to the ground to peek at the lady of a rich family taking a bath, but who knew he hadn't landed yet, suddenly a multicolored divine light lit up in the sky, and a bewitching girl slowly walked out of the multicolored divine light.

"Hi, beauty!" Chu Yan was overjoyed when he saw this, and hurried to strike up a conversation.

As a result, the girl turned around and turned into a colorful glazed serpent, swallowing him whole.Chu Yan turned pale with shock, and wailed, "Don't eat me, I still have more than a hundred million yuan to enjoy!"

Returning to reality, Chu Yan yelled "no!", dripping with cold sweat, and climbed up from the sofa.He was panting heavily, his hands and feet were weak, he looked at the cans and bottles all over the floor, and smiled wryly.

"Fucking dream...why does the reality make me wear a cuckold, even the dream is so sad?" Chu Yan shook his painful head, picked up an unopened bottle of beer from the foot of the sofa, and pulled the tab , and drank for a while.

The stimulation of alcohol refreshed him for a while, and he drank the whole can in one gulp, before he let out a long breath, leaned on the sofa listlessly and thought of the sad things.

"Big brother, what are you drinking?" A soft word came from Chu Yan's ear, as refreshing as the warm sunshine in the spring breeze.

"This is beer, do you want to have a... come a... a bottle... ah!!!!" Chu Yan cried out in shock, rolled off the sofa and fell to the ground, and quickly Climbing to the back of the sofa, he shouted in a trembling voice, "What the hell are you?! Damn, don't come here, or I will... call the police!"

"Really?" The soft words gradually approached, lingering in Chu Yan's ears.

At this time, the girl still maintains the human-snake form, but instead of standing on the ground, she is floating in the air. The huge snake tail is arranged in a circular arc, which is seven or eight meters long, and her upper body remains intact. Beautiful body.The girl patted her mouth gracefully and yawned, "Big Brother, didn't you see me like this yesterday? You were quite bold back then, why are you so scared now?"

"Yesterday?!" Meng Yan quickly snatched the fruit knife from the coffee table, and fell into deep thought when he heard the other party's question.It doesn't matter if you think about it, your face turns pale within a few seconds, and cold sweat drips down drop by drop, "I...Damn it, you...you are Nuwa, Nuwa... Your Majesty!"

"En..." The girl raised her head, stretched out her white and tender hands, and patted the tail of the snake.With a flick of the snake's tail, it turned into white and delicate jade feet.

The girl just sat in the air, wearing a white dress to cover most of her delicate body, she looked dignified and cute.

The girl showed her face and smiled, that face that turned all living beings upside down, which made Chu Yan slightly stunned.He just felt that a large strange picture appeared in front of his eyes. Birds were singing on the branches, frogs were singing in the pool, and a little beauty by the river was taking a bath naked.

My day, my day, my day!

The tent on Chu Yan's lower body swelled up high, and he was shocked immediately, and he recovered from the moment of loss.He hurriedly backed up a few steps, pointed at the lovely girl floating in the air and shouted, "Nuwa, why did you come to my house? If you don't meddle in such a big matter as mending the sky, what are you doing here?" ? Go back quickly, the ancient people need you!"

"What are you talking about..." At this time, Nu Wa didn't seem to be as great as recorded in the history books, she was more like a mischievous elf, while Chu Yan was like a toy she just got.

"Big brother, you are so interesting! Then tell me, what is this place and why do I come here, okay?"

Chu Yan almost bit off his tongue, "Big brother? My lord, my aunt, you are an old monster that has existed for hundreds of millions of years, call me brother?!"

Nuwa's expression changed, "Who says I'm old?! I'm only [-] years old, and I'm still a little girl!"

"Oh my god!" Chu Yan's hair stood on end. If it weren't for the excellent post-modern education, I am afraid that incontinence would definitely happen now.

Holding the blooming chrysanthemum, Chu Yan laughed bitterly, "Eight hundred years old...Nuwa Empress, have you started to create humans yet?"

"Making people? What kind of people? Clay figures? When I was a child, I liked playing with clay figures. I threw a ball of mud to make them move, and then watched them build their own houses, hunt and so on. It was interesting! Every time Dad Everyone will say that I don't know how to make progress..." At this point, Nuwa Chick suddenly became immersed, her face was livid, and flames burst out of her eyes.

At first, Chu Yan wanted to say, "Little sister, come here, I will lend you my brother's shoulder." But the flame was too scary, it was already red and purple, and the temperature of the whole room was directly raised.If this is relied on, then Chu Yan probably won't even have ashes left.

"You... what's wrong with you?"

"It's okay!" Nvwa Chick curled her lips and took a deep breath, "Big Brother, what's the name of this place?"

"Uh, this place? Oh, I'm in the Yushui community..."

"Yushui District? What a strange name. Brother, where is this place in the Three Realms of Dongfan? If you tell me, I will give you a high-level magic weapon!"