My wife is Nuwa

Chu Yan returned to the dormitory with a tired sound, the middle-aged man and the two old men said to him all the way.They offered a lot of resource conditions, saying that they hoped that Chu Yan could stay in the Sahama base after completing the ability assessment. The benefits and conditions made Chu Yan very moved.

However, Chu Yan did not immediately agree to this matter.The only thing he wanted to do was to go home and sleep well for two days, even if there was a thunderstorm and he wouldn't get up.Two days later it will be the ability assessment, life and death are at the mercy of fate!

Unexpectedly, as soon as they reached the door, they found Fatty Luo lying on the ground.

Chu Yan immediately gave a jolt, and it was already past two o'clock. Apparently, when Fatty Luo came to deliver the food, he was also beaten up by Nuwa Chick.

This fat man is different from those food delivery boys. This fat man is a gangster, and he is very lecherous.If he enters the house and sees Nuwa chick, 90.00% of the first words he will say are: "Miss, how much is the sex? How much is the night? Is there any special project?"

If this is the case, then Fatty Luo will become a fat man!

At this time, Fatty Luo was lying outside Chu Yan's house, his hands and feet spread out into the character "big", and his face was even frozen with a frightening and extremely obscene expression.What's even more unpleasant is that this guy's crotch has propped up a big tent, like a convex. ． ．

Chu Yan quickly tested Fatty Luo's breathing and found that he hadn't died, so he couldn't help but feel relieved, opened the door, and looked inside. Nuwa Chick was lying lazily on the sofa, looking at him strangely.

"He, what happened to him?" Chu Yan gasped and asked, pointing at the fat man under his feet.

Nuwa girl covered her small mouth with her hand, yawned a little, and said lazily: "This fat man was annoying when he yelled outside the door just now, so I opened the door to teach him a lesson. Who knows that he just watched With just one glance, I became like this." There was a hint of complacency in her words.

"..." Chu Yan was speechless, he wouldn't believe that Nuwa girl didn't do anything to Fatty, even if she killed Chu Yan.

Although Fatty Luo is a gangster, he is still an old pervert who has seen countless women.Even if she saw Lin Chiling's stunning beauty, she wouldn't be a fool.This time I saw Nuwa chick, no matter how amazing it is, it’s amazing to ask the price of a night out, and I will never faint to the end, nosebleeds and my younger brother will stand up.

"He, can he still wake up?" Chu Yan asked nervously.

Just kidding, he can be calm and composed in the face of the great God Nuwa, but Fatty Luo is his good buddy since childhood, and he is the only buddy like that.He is an orphan, so he attaches great importance to family affection. The fat man treats him like a brother. When he sees something happen to the fat man, it is impossible to say that he is not nervous.

"You ask me, who am I to ask? Why don't you try pouring cold water on it?" Nuwa Chick said disdainfully.

Chu Yan breathed a sigh of relief, this chick didn't have much killing intent, so it should be fine.

Since it's all right, there's no need to be polite.Therefore, Chu Yan stepped over Fatty Luo's body naturally, and then dragged Fatty Luo's feet with both hands, and dragged the spherical body weighing two hundred catties into the room, and dragged it into his bedroom, leaving him alone. up.

Fatty, don't blame me, I reminded you specially, if you don't listen to me, I will let you lie on the floor!

Unexpectedly, just as Fatty Luo put a towel blanket on, the phone in this fat man's pocket suddenly rang, and the ringtone was actually the powerful song: "Fahai...you don't understand love..."

As soon as the bell rang, the fat man jumped up, still using the carp to straighten his body, and his movements were so vigorous that he didn't look like a normal fat man at all.He took out the phone, and after listening to a few words, his thick eyebrows stood upright, and his tiger eyes glowed: "What? My seventh wife ran away with my son? Why don't you fucking show me Yan Shi?" What? Don't you guys know that Wei Xiaobao is a pervert?!" The fat man started to squirm towards the bedroom door as he said.

"What?! Kangxi also abducted my eldest wife?! Damn, when did this happen?! Which flight did they take to leave?!" The fat man came out of the bedroom and came to the hall, without squinting , striding towards the door.

"Heaven, I only have twenty wives in total. You bastards, you actually let someone abduct two of them within half a day! More than two? One of the eighteen bronze men in Shaolin Temple was abducted by each of them? I panicked and burst into tears." Liuliu, who knows the sorrow in my heart...Ah, woo, woo, call the manpower, call the manpower, immediately pull the Eight Directions flag, call me a million younger brothers, let's go to the Forbidden City, go to the Shaolin Temple, and give me your sister-in-law Take it back!"

Under the surprised gazes of Chu Yan and Nvwa Xiaoniu, Fatty Luo, a man weighing 120 kilograms, rushed out of the gate as if no one else was there, and disappeared outside the door with an agility that did not match his figure. groaning, groaning.

"My brother, Fatty Luo." Chu Yan pointed to the door and introduced it to Nuwa.

"I'm sick... Huh, your brother is delivering food?" Nuwa Chick was a little unbelievable, but then said strangely, "What is that black box, and there are voices coming from it?"

Chu Yan raised his eyebrows, and shouted angrily, "You have taken apart three phones of that thing in a row these days!"