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Chapter 600 Su Yi: Is this a talk show or a stand-up comedy?
Chapter 600 Su Yi: Is this a talk show or a stand-up comedy?
There was a smile in Ms. Fan's eyes, but her face was still very angry. The reporter next to her hurried forward to interview her.
"Excuse me, Commander Fan, is Director Su from the mainland afraid to come?"
"I don't know what's going on, but many mainlanders are not punctual and don't have much of a sense of time. This is impolite. But it's normal and it fits the impression we have."
This segment is not a live broadcast of this TV station, but a live interview on another TV station.
Ms. Fan is very insidious, because she also knows that if she wants to deal with Su Yi, she must be fully prepared, otherwise, there might be some danger.
Su Yi had been looked down upon before, but he was always looked down upon.
The most obvious ones are BBC and CNN.
Now the two major organizations are specifically targeting Su Yi, and the island has made comprehensive preparations.
It can be said that Su Yi fell into a trap as soon as he stepped onto the island!
Dodge one, there are more!
This traffic jam is the best example!
Even though the current rulers are still on Su Yi's side, they have already taken control of many departments and are simply not comparable to an outsider.
Moreover, corruption on this side of the island is also deeply rooted, and many of Ms. Fan's people are actually among the ruling forces.
The show has been delayed for 6 minutes!
For Su Yi, this had never happened before!
Even if previous programs were censored or caused huge controversy, Su Yi never delayed them.
Was there really an accident this time?
Many audience members' hearts were in their throats, not daring to let them fall.
If something really happened to Su Yi, many people would even feel like the sky had fallen, especially for Su Yi's fans.
You have to know that Su Yi has been overcoming difficulties since his debut, starting from China. Even if he had to confront some people he could not resist, he would always win in the end. Then when he went abroad and encountered those old foreign forces, he faced them calmly and made them lose face.
These are actions that make netizens proud. Longguo needs someone like this to slap people in the face everywhere!
Many people even joked that Su Yi was the face of the show, and only with him around could they brag to foreign netizens with confidence.
The people on this island have much more complicated minds. On the one hand, they think that the mainland is not that great and that it is all exaggerated.
On the other hand, they still feel that if the mainland can rise and become a great power comparable to the United States, they will also be proud.
Over the years, their rulers have always been Japan-loving. Now, after the Battle of Shanghai, their mentality is also changing, but they also rely on many industries to make a living, so they have such a complicated mentality.
However, when they saw that Su Yi was late at the very beginning, they immediately became dissatisfied.
Just like a weight, it has always been in the center, but now it starts to tilt when it sees something like this.
"Really? I agree that a powerful dragon cannot defeat a local snake, but since you've agreed, do you have to keep the time?"
"Yes, I think so too. Being modest is a plus—"
Under the guidance of Ms. Fan, many islanders began to become angry.
"Wait a minute! Su Yi is here!"
While they were discussing this matter with each other, a figure appeared in front of the camera.
The man was not short, he held his head high and chest out, and he walked with great grace.
Although he doesn't look like the sweet, candy-like type of pretty boy, he is still very attractive.
Many domestic entertainment celebrities are also watching this show.
Whatever Su Yi does now can easily become a hot topic, so everyone is paying attention to it.
Especially female celebrities, they know too well the importance of traffic.
After seeing Su Yi's face clearly, they couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and even felt excited.
It’s just like in some heroic movies, where everyone thought the hero was dead, but he appears at the critical moment.
It finally appeared!
Most of the audience breathed a sigh of relief.
Huang Xiaozi and the others also stopped their boasting and just quietly observed their opponent.
"After much anticipation, our special guest finally made his debut!"
The host applauded first, and then spoke with a hint of sarcasm.
Huang Xiaozi and the other five people did not react at all, but only showed sarcasm.
The audience's applause was also sparse.
This is a live broadcast, so the effect can be imagined, it's almost like a chorus of boos.
"Mr. Su, please sit down."
The show officially started, but Su Yi had already lost the opportunity when he appeared.
Many viewers sighed. Anyone with a little bit of common sense knew that Su Yi could not have been late on purpose, and that Su Yi could not have ignored such a matter.
But no matter what, if something like this happens, people will criticize you.
Huang Xiaozi and his five companions had no intention of letting this matter go.
After a brief self-introduction under the host's arrangement, Su Yi sat in his seat.
They were all the so-called "famous speakers" that Su Yi had seen on TV shows before.
"Director Su, it seems that there are not many cars in the mainland."
A famous commentator took the lead and attacked directly without saying anything polite.
Start with zero frame!
Moreover, the angle of the question was still very strange, Su Yi even admired their way of thinking.
Su Yi also knew that the other party had not finished speaking. The number of cars was nonsense. The most important thing was that he was late. This group of people were really shameless.
He used despicable means.
“The mainland may not have as many cars per capita as the islands, but the roads are wider and the driving experience is better!”
Su Yi chuckled, and the first round of confrontation had begun.
It seems like they are chatting, but in fact they are just mocking each other.
"Mr. Su, no matter how wide the road is, it will be filled with cars. Although the island is well built and has been repairing roads, it cannot keep up with the speed at which the people are getting richer."
Another person said in a gentle tone.
"Yes, that's right...it's really fast, just like a missile."
Su Yi also smiled gently, but the tone he used when speaking to them was completely different.
This laugh was not meant to show goodwill to them, but was something he couldn't help.
These people's metaphors are wild and imaginative, and their words seem illogical, but in the end they all make sense.
"Yeah. As fast as your missiles."
Su Yi replied, trying not to laugh.
Hahaha!
Many viewers laughed out loud. Su Yi is indeed from the publicity department, his reaction is so quick!
The other party mocked the mainland's poor economy and small number of cars, and said that their rapid economic development was like missiles. Su Yi directly mocked that the missiles were as slow as their economy!
Upon hearing this, Huang Xiaozi coughed and glared at the guy who had just added unnecessary touches.
When facing Su Yi, you must be fully prepared, otherwise if you underestimate him, he will turn the tables!
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"Xiaoyi is such a eloquent person! Haha! That's how it should be! I always saw them complaining about mainlanders before, and now they finally meet a strong opponent!" Father Su said with relief.
Although the room is not big, it is full of people.
Even Xiaoxuan and Xiaoyi came. It has been a long time since we had a gathering.
Everyone knows that Su Yi is busy, and every household has their own busy things to do.
This time, Su Yi went on the island program, bringing the whole family together.
"Hahaha, it's true... this kid's personality is very similar to mine. Um, he's my uncle!"
Su Yi's uncle laughed out loud, very satisfied with Su Yi's wit. They really didn't know Su Yi's ability in this area before, because he had only appeared in film and television works before and rarely appeared in front of the camera in person.
"It's really refreshing! I've been following this matter. The people on the island are so mean to us. They say we are ordinary people. We didn't live such a barbaric life ten years ago! They also say we are unhygienic. I'm really convinced!"
My aunt also said angrily.
After the I Am Not a Medicine God incident last time, my aunt was very grateful to Su Yi.
He treated this non-blood-related junior as his own relative.
This time when Su Yi went to the island, she was a little worried that Su Yi would be in danger.
"That's because you guys don't use the Internet that often. My brother is still very famous on the Internet! People say that my brother should be a foreign affairs spokesperson!"
Xiaoxuan also said proudly.
As she was about to graduate from university, she became more mature and her goal was to study at the Broadcasting Department of Capital Television - also to follow in her brother's footsteps.
"This title is really something to be proud of, but my son should be able to do it."
Su's mother was not modest this time, because having such a son made her the object of everyone's envy, and there was no need to hide it anymore.
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The show continues.
"Our missiles are just fast!"
The person in front of him blushed and lost his composure a little.
In fact, these are all experienced people, but seeing the complaining eyes of their "teammates" beside them, they can't help but feel a little impatient.
"I know I know"
Although Su Yi gave affirmation verbally, the mockery in his eyes was obvious.
This is naked ridicule!
The escort personnel from the ruling power who followed behind the scenes also shook their heads helplessly. When dealing with this group of people, they really couldn't be polite at all. They had to draw their swords from the start. Otherwise, they would most likely lose the war!
This director from Dragon Country is quite talented.
"Why are you here so late today?"
The TV station's director couldn't help but complain.
Even though they all knew what was going on, they still had to go through the process. After all, Su Yi arrived so late, and if he didn't ask any questions, he would definitely be suspected.
"I don't know where this group of bikers came from, but they blocked our way on purpose."
The executive said somewhat helplessly.
In fact, they were escorting quite a few people, but the biker gang seemed to know their personnel arrangements and surrounded them. For a full twenty minutes, they were unable to get out.
This is also the reason why it was so late.
It was all intentional, anyone could see it.
However, people in the ruling organization cannot speak casually because they will feel that they are incompetent.
In short, it is an extremely helpless feeling, because no matter what happens, there is always great resistance!
So he didn't explain too much and just looked at the big screen backstage.
The five people sat opposite Su Yi, and there seemed to be a strong sense of confrontation. This was also a deliberate arrangement.
"Director Su is a good speaker. But there is a saying I like very much, which is that facts speak louder than words. We invited you here today to understand the real situation on the mainland, so I still don't want you to exaggerate and be blindly confident! Because this is an island, we are telling the truth."
The second person stood up and seemed to be greeting Su Yi, but in fact there was great sarcasm in his words.
The host also introduced his identity, and then sat next to him as if it had nothing to do with him.
This is a program targeting Su Yi, and he wants to take sides at the critical moment.
The audience was also looking at Su Yi, waiting for his answer.
"Oh, this is a show that tells the truth? No, that's not right. Someone told me when I came here, and I watched the show myself. I always thought it was a comedy show, similar to a sitcom. When I was working at Capital TV, a colleague of mine once filmed a sitcom called "Wulin Wai Zhuan"."
sitcom?
The five people were stunned. Not only them, but even the host was stunned.
They had prepared all of Su Yi's excuses and attacks, but they didn't expect Su Yi to say such words.
Their shows have always been sitcoms?
This comes from an authoritative mouth!
The host was shocked. This guy was really amazing. He started to deny the nature of the program right away!
They have always claimed to be popular science programs, such as military science, social science, and people's livelihood science, and their main targets are the mainland.
It's not that they thought so at the beginning, but because of the things that slander other countries, there is simply not much traffic.
In the end, they just reported on things happening in mainland China, and the darker it got, the more popular it became.
At that moment, some of the audience couldn't help but laugh.
Because this adjective is quite similar.
Huang Xiaozi felt a darkening in his forehead and was about to refute.
But then Su Yi immediately denied what he had said before.
"Oh, no, it shouldn't be called a sitcom."
Before Huang Xiaozi could breathe a sigh of relief, Su Yi continued.
"It should be said that it is a talk show, or a stand-up comedy, and sometimes a group comedy."
Hahaha!
Many viewers on the mainland laughed out loud. They really didn't expect Su Yi's approach to be so strange.
Deny the nature of this program!
"I used to like listening to them. But some of them are too exaggerated. Even if Mr. Guo from Deyun Society came, he would say: bullshit!"
As soon as these words were spoken, there was an uproar on the island.
Especially the people.
"Stand-up comedy? Nonsense? What's going on with this Director Su? He was late before, why didn't he explain it?"
"Such rudeness really fits our impression!"
"Yeah, I'm still waiting for an apology! If it weren't for the fine for swearing on the island, I would definitely be swearing now!"
Because they all liked watching this show before.
Now when I heard it was a sitcom, I was a little confused.
I still feel a little angry.
(End of this chapter)
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