The Six Arts of the Gentleman in the Bright Moon of Qin Dynasty
Chapter 1141: The City is Full of Tobacco, Alcohol and Sex [Please Subscribe and Pass the Monthly Ti
Chapter 1141: The City is Full of Tobacco, Alcohol and Sex [Please Subscribe*Please Pass the Monthly Ticket]
If they were to be drunk by a guest in their own territory and the news got out, they would probably be laughed at by the whole world for the rest of their lives.
Gongsun Nu didn't dare to think about such consequences.
Wherever they visit as guests in the future, people will always say, you can’t drink in Zhennan Prefecture!
Thumb and little finger tip, this is how you drink!
Who can bear it?
"The Yulin Guards, the Red Flame Cavalry, and the Blood Cavalry are all second-rate or above masters in the martial arts world. Can't they use their inner strength to force the bar?"
Changshi said worriedly.
As the elite army of Bingzhou, with its famous military flags and banners, the qualification for selection is based on military strength. If they are put in the martial arts world, they are all masters. If they really use internal force to force people to drink, they really can't compare with them.
"They dare to use their internal energy to force themselves to drink. You won't laugh at them for wetting their pants after drinking!" Gongsun rolled his eyes angrily.
Besides, events like welcoming a bride are all about having a lively atmosphere. Who would use internal energy to force someone to drink?
What's more, this group of people came with bad intentions, and the desire in their eyes was not the look that cheaters would have.
"I understand!" Changshi also realized that he was overthinking.
The Yulin Guards, the Red Flame Cavalry and the Blood Cavalry are not a ragtag army. They have dignity, how could they do such a thing!
"Lord Ruoshui, please!" Gongsun Nu stepped aside half a body position and pointed to the wine cauldron behind him.
The soldiers and civilians at Yanmen Pass who were watching the excitement were also standing on both sides of the road.
This drinking contest is not only a matter for the General's Mansion, but also a major event for Yanmen Pass.
If they got drunk and word got out, the entire Yanmen Pass would be embarrassed.
"Okay, brothers, take off your armor!" Luo Bing turned and looked at the soldiers behind him.
It is not easy to drink while wearing armor, especially when the armor has a waist band, which will limit their performance!
"Hualala!" The soldiers had been hungry and thirsty for a long time. After receiving the order, they decisively took off their armor and mounted their horses with the enthusiastic service of the soldiers of Yanmen Pass.
"Get up!" Luo Bing walked to the bottom of the wine cauldron, half-knelt down, held the center of the bottom of the wine cauldron with one hand, and exerted force suddenly. The wine cauldron filled with amber light slowly left the ground.
"it is good!"
"Your Majesty is mighty!"
"The general is domineering!"
Luo Bing's actions drew cheers from people all over the city. Amid the cheers, Luo Bing somewhat lost himself, and walked towards the military guard of honor holding the wine tripod, and even performed two one-handed exchanges back and forth.
"The general has been fooled!" the soldiers of the three armies whispered.
Anyone who drinks knows that it is not suitable to drink after strenuous exercise.
As a result, Luo Bing was so distracted by the cheers and applause that he lost his mind.
"So, next, it's our turn!" The soldiers of the three armies did not remind them.
Just like the look in their eyes, there is no desire or fear for the world, only a desire for alcohol.
"Drink more!" The wine cauldron fell to the ground, and the soldiers of the three armies suddenly took out a gourd-shaped ladle from their waists.
"Damn, they came prepared!" The locals in Yanmen Pass were a little panicked.
Originally they thought, there were only 800 people coming, and their hundreds of thousands of people couldn’t drink more than these few?
Now seeing that the other party actually brought their own wine utensils, and that one ladle could hold five hu of wine, they were a little panicked. Could the people they had carefully selected be able to drink more than them?
"Drink more!" Eight hundred people rushed forward, crowded together, and divided up the first pot of wine in the blink of an eye. There were even many people who couldn't squeeze in and could only watch from the outside.
"Ton, ton, ton~" The whole pot of wine was finished in the blink of an eye.
The eight hundred people continued to walk towards the second wine cauldron.
"Drink!" Without any unnecessary nonsense, the wine was poured out of the jar in an instant.
After the third cauldron was finished, everyone stopped and looked at everyone in Yanmen Pass with provocation. "Let's drink together!" Luo Bing said with a smile.
The Sandu was their etiquette as guests coming from afar, and now it was their turn!
"I'll do it!" A lieutenant among the officers at Yanmen Pass unbuttoned his coat and walked in front of the soldiers of the three armies, "Bring the wine!"
Soon, two long tables were carried up by the soldiers, and two nine-story mountains of bowls were neatly stacked on the tables.
"If you don't drink, you see me like a frog in a well seeing the moon in the sky. If you drink, you see me like a mayfly seeing the sky."
A captain also walked out from the Yulin Guards and spoke eloquently.
"..." The captain of Yanmen Pass was speechless. He knew that you, the Yulin Guards, were well educated, but you shouldn't be so discouraging. He lost before the drinking contest even started.
"Pour the wine!" the captain of Yanmen Pass ordered.
Take wine from the wine pot and pour it from top to bottom to fill the bowl.
"Please!" The Imperial Guards captain extended his hand calmly.
"Please!" The captain of Yanmen Pass reached out and took the first bowl of wine from the top of Wanshan Mountain, clinked it with the other party's, then drank it all in one gulp, and turned the bowl over to indicate that he did not raise any fish.
"Great!" The Imperial Guards captain gave a thumbs up, then raised his bowl and drank it all in one gulp.
"Don't drop the bowl. It would be embarrassing if it doesn't break!" said the captain of the Imperial Guards with a smile.
Everyone laughed too.
The anecdote about Yan Yan and Maodun Chanyu swearing an oath by smashing bowls also spread in Bingzhou.
Therefore, people in Bingzhou rarely have the habit of breaking bowls.
What's more, if so many people really smash the bowls, the merchants selling bowls in Yanmen Pass will become rich overnight!
"Keep going!" The captain of Yanmen Pass reached out and took the second bowl. He drank it without any more nonsense.
The Imperial Guards Captain was also not far behind.
The two of them put together bowl after bowl under the gaze of the whole city.
After Jiushan went to the fourth floor, the others were no longer idle. They all found their opponents and started competing.
After all, it is a happy occasion, and no one would deliberately make one party look bad and laugh at themselves.
Opening Drinking: "I am very happy that you can come to my Yanmen Pass to drink!"
After one bowl: "Wine is still the best!"
After two bowls: "Brother, let's drink to our heart's content today!"
After three bowls: "You say, you say!"
After four bowls: "Brother, let me tell you..."
After six bowls: "Brother, listen to me first..."
After eight bowls, he said, "Brother, I am not bragging to you. Back then, I was under the city of Wuwei, riding a warhorse, holding a spear, and I fought my way in and out of the Xiongnu army three times without blinking an eye. If you don't believe me, look at the wounds on my body. They were bitten by some ghost in the battle..."
After ten bowls: "Hey, brother, do you think the war between Qin and Baiyue will start like this..."
After an unknown number of seconds, he said, "Brother, wait for me, I'll be back soon..."
Finally, the whole city and streets were filled with drunkards, with their breasts exposed, their arms around each other, and singing in a ghostly and howling manner.
"Sir, are these the elite troops of Bingzhou? It is disgraceful to see them exposing their breasts like this. Besides, with the whole city full of drunks crying and howling, can they really protect us?" A child asked his teacher in confusion.
The teacher taught them to be polite and courteous, but these people they once admired, the Yulin Guards, the Red Flame Riders, and the Blood Riders, were like this...
The gentleman did not answer, but his eyes were moist, "The whole city is full of cigarettes, alcohol and women, this is how prosperous times should be!"
(End of this chapter)
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