The psychic princess is cute and sassy

"Of course, I heard the prince shout earlier that he wanted to eat a goose stewed in an iron pot, so I can take advantage of this opportunity to catch the goose too!" Lu Zhaozhao suggested very seriously.

"..." Dugu Wei.

They can no longer chat happily!

"Zhao'er! Please don't embarrass Brother Five Emperors. I'm afraid that Brother Five Emperors won't catch the chickens, ducks and geese later, but will be chased by them until they are out of breath. I will look a little embarrassed!" Dugu Fan said It seemed like a thoughtful advice.

Lu Zhaozhao tilted his head and nodded in agreement: "Your Majesty is right, but I didn't think carefully!"

"..." Dugu Wei couldn't help but clenched his teeth as he listened to the two of them singing along: "...You two are enough, don't think that this king has no temper!"

"Did we say anything special?" Lu Zhaozhao blinked with an innocent look on his face: "At best, we just told the truth!"

Hearing this, Dugu Wei stood up and said, "Do you believe it or not..."

"What? Do you want to take action?" Zhao Ziyun raised her chin slightly and looked at him.

Duguwei suddenly felt even more aggrieved when he heard the implicit warning in her words: "My dear concubine! The two of them teamed up to bully me. Just tell me, can you help me?"

"I think what they said is right, so how do you want me to help you?" Zhao Ziyun asked without replying.

"..." Dugu Wei covered his chest.

He felt that his heart was about to be dug into a hornet's nest!

"I asked you to catch a chicken. It doesn't matter if you can't catch the chicken, but you can still be besieged by the geese? It doesn't matter if you are besieged by the geese, but you can still be so scared that you have even forgotten that you know martial arts..." Zhao Ziyun She felt that she had almost stopped looking at him: "... I've caught the chicken for you, let you handle it. It should be easy to catch it, right? It turned out that you were lucky, and you plucked the feathers alive. Tell me, why don't you go to heaven? Woolen cloth?"

"..." Lu Zhaozhao sneered.

really……

My daughter-in-law complained, the most deadly thing!

Dugu Wei was scolded, and his face was slightly stiff, but he still did not forget to add: "Isn't this my first time handling chickens, and I can't find the feeling. I will definitely be able to catch them next time!"

"Ask them, do they believe it?" Zhao Ziyun pointedly pointed and looked at Lu Zhaozhao and Dugufan.

Lu Zhaozhao and Dugufan looked at each other and shook their heads.

That obviously means, let alone getting familiar with it once, I'm afraid you won't be able to get it even if I give you another ten or twenty chances!

"..." Dugu Wei.

He suddenly regretted coming here with them!

If he had known that he would be so despised by them today, he should have stayed in the house and not gone anywhere!

only……

It's too late to regret now!

"Tell me, you don't know how to catch chickens, you don't know how to disperse geese, and you don't know how to handle chickens. May I ask, what do you know?" Zhao Ziyun asked angrily.

"I know how to eat!" Dugu Wei said without thinking.

"..." Zhao Ziyun's temples were pounding. She picked up a piece of mud and threw it at him.

Even fools will eat it!

What's more...

He is still a normal person!

Duguwei quickly dodged the mud she hit with her quick eyes and hands. When she saw the indescribable expressions on everyone's faces, she finally realized that there was something wrong with what she just said. "What I mean is that in addition to eating, I also know many things, such as martial arts, archery, and music. I also know a lot!" Dugu Wei cleared his throat and added seriously: "As for catching chickens, handling them Things like chickens are because I have never been exposed to similar things since I was a child, so I am in a hurry!"

The implication is that because I have never done anything similar, even if I didn’t do it well, I can be forgiven!

Hearing his strong words, Zhao Ziyun said "haha" twice.

"..." Duguwei shrank his neck.

daughter in law!

If you have something to say, just say it!

If you laugh like that, I will get hairy all over my body!

"You and King Yun are both princes. In terms of kung fu, you can't compare. In terms of knowledge, you can't compare. You can't even catch a chicken. How dare you make excuses here?" Zhao Ziyun complained coolly.

"..." Duguwei's breath stagnated, he opened his mouth, and after holding it in for a long time, he finally spoke out: "...haven't you heard that the nine sons of a dragon are all different?"

"What you say makes sense!" Zhao Ziyun was uncharacteristically nodded in agreement: "After all, you are the one who is different!"

"..." Dugu Wei.

He felt that he was disliked by his wife again!

Zhao Ziyun was too lazy to continue complaining about him and looked away.

Seeing this, Dugu Wei hurriedly came back to sit next to her: "My dear concubine! Although I cannot compare with the Eighth Emperor Brother in some aspects, my sincerity towards you cannot be compared with anyone!"

"Glib tongue!" Zhao Ziyun praised him directly with four words.

Duguwei was not annoyed, and smiled and stretched out his hand to put his arm around her shoulders: "I can promise you a life-long relationship, but the Eighth Emperor brother certainly can't. So in this regard, am I better than the Eighth Emperor brother?"

Zhao Ziyun glanced at him, looking like he was begging for praise, reached out and pinched his ears: "You don't have to say anything before the thing is done!"

"Why didn't I do it? I have always been consistent with you for so many years. I don't have concubines or intercourse. Isn't that enough to express my decision?" Duguwei said, covering himself. Ear: "My dear concubine! We have something to say. Let me loosen my ear first. It hurts..."

Zhao Ziyun hummed, but still let go of his ears: "You have been alive for decades, and you have only persisted in a few years. Who can guarantee that in the next few decades, you will be consistent in your words?"

"I have always been true to my word. Now that I have made a promise, I will naturally keep my promise!" Dugu Wei rarely spoke honestly.

When Zhao Ziyun heard this, the corners of her lips raised slightly: "Okay! I believe you for the time being!"

"I know that my beloved concubine is very good to me!" Dugu Wei rubbed her shoulder with a playful smile and refused to leave no matter how much she refused.

"..." Looking at Dugu Wei who looked like a giant dog-skin plaster, the corners of Lu Zhaozhao's mouth twitched slightly.

Is this still the same King Wei who calls his wife a man-in-law in private?

Is this still the same King Wei who has never entered the house three times?

If she hadn't been so sure that they were the same person, she couldn't help but wonder if he, who was like a big dog-skin plaster at this moment, had been taken away from him?

"When it comes to feelings, I can only be more pure than the Fifth Emperor Brother!" Dugu Fan's low and hoarse voice gently brushed against her ears.

Lu Zhaozhao looked slightly startled, subconsciously looking sideways at the person beside him.

He just...

Are you talking to her?