Stop it, boss, I’ve never seen a movie made like this.

Chapter 283 283. Score twice

The audience in the online live broadcast room was in mourning and kept posting barrages and howling.

The audience at the scene kept holding their chests, tears falling down, and their pants were wet from crying.

This song is not forcefully sensational, but it truly touches the softest part of people's hearts in a way that moisturizes things silently. I really think it is sincere and has the highest lethality!

Until Tang Yue and Li Xuechen finished singing and bowed, everyone still didn't recover.

The entire Spring Festival Gala was unusually quiet for nearly twenty seconds, and there was no sound. This was a situation that had never happened before. Logically speaking, it should have been switched to the host at this time, but it still didn't move.

Wang Pei wiped away his tears and took the walkie-talkie and said: "Where is the host? Keep going! If you don't come out, there will be a live broadcast accident!"

The anxious words of the staff immediately came over the intercom: "Director Wang, what's that? The female host is in tears. Her makeup is stained and her eyes are swollen. She is still touching up her makeup. Why don't we let the male host do it first?" Bar."

Wang Pei rubbed his temples and understood the situation, so he agreed: "Okay, hurry up, don't make the audience wait too long."

Under the urging of the staff, the male host hurriedly appeared in front of the camera, but his face was haggard and his voice was hoarse.

“Excellent performance”

At this time, more than three hours had passed since the Spring Festival Gala, but the audience was still watching with gusto and did not feel tired at all. On the contrary, because they were crying and laughing, the atmosphere at home became more relaxed and joyful, and the family became closer.

In previous Spring Festival Galas, the whole night might not be a hit, but this year, there is a big hit almost every hour, and there are also small hits in the rest of the time. The numbers are rising steadily, and the enthusiastic audience has discovered it, so the scene is very popular. , are all works by Chen Li!

This guy really knows what everyone wants to see!

What is important is entertainment, this is the feeling of celebrating the New Year!

Just when the audience thought that the time was almost up, they would count down together and listen to the zero o'clock bell after waiting for a while.

On the stage, a man suddenly walked out, holding a familiar crutch.

"Eh? Isn't this a fool? Oh no, is it Zhou Cheng? Why did he go up again? Did he go the wrong way?"

"Haha, yes, why are you still holding that pair of crutches?"

"Is it possible that he is not convinced?"

The audience in the audience were a little stunned. They didn't know what was going on and looked at the host and staff aside.

Did you go to the wrong place?

The netizens in front of the screen were also stunned, because they saw Zhou Cheng holding a cane and looking angry. He was different from his usual personality, and he looked more like a fool selling crutches.

Everyone's hearts were beating wildly as they thought of an extremely ridiculous possibility, and even their eyes showed a look of expectation and longing.

Is it

impossible

"Ever since I bought crutches, I became so useless, lost my job, and lost my partner, I don't believe in this spirit. If others can make me suffer, I can't let others be fooled! I'm here to sell crutches too!!"

"Watch out, people coming south and north! Pay attention to your legs! Check to see if there is anything wrong with you! If you are not sick, take a few steps! When you get over the illness, I will sell it to you! It's abducted! It's abducted!"

On stage, Zhou Cheng held a cane and spoke with a sullen expression of incompetence and fury, but his voice was like a nuclear bomb falling on everyone's heart.

boom!

The atmosphere at the scene was instantly ignited.

Everyone's heads were buzzing and their scalps were numb.

"Damn it! Scored twice! There is actually a follow-up to "Selling Kidnapping"?"

"Oh my god, can this, this, skit still be performed like this? It's already here, why is it still there? It's such a surprise!!"

"Hahaha, I just said that there will be Chen Li in this year's Spring Festival Gala. It will definitely be interesting, but I didn't expect that it would turn out to be a twist and a false shot!"

"This skit has become a series. Hahaha, it's awesome. Could it be that Zhou Cheng has come to his senses this time and wants to imitate him? But is his brain really good?"

"How did he act out this stupidity so vividly? It doesn't look like he was acting."

"I'm so curious as to how the show will continue!!" "."

Looking at the shocked audience in the audience and in the live broadcast room, Wang Pei felt a little emotional. He originally wanted to arrange for Chen Li's two works to be performed consecutively, but Chen Li shook his head and refused, saying that he would perform again when the audience was unexpected. Staged, the effect is best.

For this reason, it is not even marked on the Spring Festival Gala program, just to maximize the surprise.

He didn't take it seriously at the time, but now he realized that there was a huge gap between himself and Chen Li in controlling the rhythm of the show.

Seeing the ratings soaring again, Wang Pei was so impressed that he fell to the ground.

Just as the audience applauded, Yang Xiaoxiao pushed the wheelchair and Cao Hong out and said with a smile:

"There are many ways to get rich. Last year you sold crutches and this year you sell cars! If you sell cars, who will buy them?"

This wheelchair is a modified bicycle from last year.

As soon as the two sides met, Zhou Chengli became anxious.

"I've been looking for you month after month and year after year. I've been looking for you for almost a year!"

"Do you know that you have made me suffer, ah? My wife has also run away, and I have been fired from my job. Let's go and find a place to reason with you! Let's go!"

As soon as everyone saw that he was not a good person, they knew that this matter was not easy to handle. The other party had now come to his senses and could not be good.

I don’t know how Cao Dahuang will respond?

Yes, everyone has inexplicably assumed the identity of the big liar.

"I'm very sorry. Don't get excited. We always do good deeds anonymously. How long will this crutch last?"

"What am I leaning on! I'm not sick at all!"

"It's over, what I was most worried about finally happened!"

Cao Hong's expression was one of pity and heartache, which made Zhou Cheng confused.

The audience covered their faces. This guy was so damaged. He knew something big was going to happen as soon as he opened his mouth. Sure enough, Cao Hong first asked the other person to take a deep breath and yelled loudly until he was deprived of oxygen.

Then a series of brain teasers were thrown out, and Zhou Cheng was confused again, wondering if his brain was really stupid.

"A monkey is riding on a tree, and a monkey is on the ground."

"Seven monkeys in the tree and one monkey on the ground"

The audience burst into laughter, watching Zhou Cheng sit in a wheelchair silly and answer questions again with his feet off the ground.

"With your feet off the ground, the virus is shut down, and the smart IQ has taken over the high ground. Hahaha, it's so deceptive. My stomach exploded with laughter."

"How can this be a virus shutdown? It's just a repeat of the original brainteaser. Zhou Cheng actually believes it? Oh my god, hahahaha."

"It's all full of golden sentences. This is a fun sketch!"

"Oh my god, my mouth is frozen with laughter."

"Zhou Cheng rushed to answer? Damn it, how could he say this!?"

"Looks like I'm going to be fooled again!!"

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(End of this chapter)