Stop it, boss, I’ve never seen a movie made like this.

Chapter 434 Chapter 434: Keeping the audience entertained

"Holy shit, ad placement? It's a poison ad!"

"Who came up with this? I feel like I'm watching TV shopping, hahaha, it's amazing."

"You're insane. You're still traveling at home. You need a good medicine to kill people and silence them. There are too many jokes."

"I started bringing goods while I was acting, it made me laugh to death."

"It's crooked! Aren't you going to catch Tang Bohu? This is starting to break the fourth wall?"

What made the audience laugh out loud the most was the Wu Zhuangyuan played by Zhou Cheng, who suddenly asked: "So, where can I buy it?"

Just like Tuo, Tang Bohu also took advantage of the situation and said: "This boss is so lucky, I have one here."

He took out the poison and was snatched away by Mrs. Hua the next second.

He just took it away and started arguing with Tang Bohu. Mrs. Hua didn't seem to believe that the poison had such a good effect. Tang Bohu originally wanted to use provocation to stimulate the other party to take one.

But Mrs. Hua laughed loudly, feinted, and did not knock at all. As a result, Tang Bohu reached out and pushed, and the medicine that had been feinted was stuffed into Mrs. Hua's mouth again.

Mrs. Hua's expression was astonished. She didn't expect that this guy didn't have martial ethics.

Qiuxiang immediately stood in front of Mrs. Hua. Seeing that the tip of the sword was about to hit Qiuxiang, at the critical moment, a spearhead suddenly appeared and forced the fatal scholar back.

"Come on, fuck me!"

At this moment, Wu Zhuangyuan was broken into the house. The person who came was the fatal scholar. He came here for revenge.

"Funny and hilarious!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, this movie is not only good in the comedy field, but also in the action field. It's done to the extreme."

Tang Bohu was also happy and let go of the hand holding the gun and stick: "Who said you can't kill someone without a gun head."

The scholar who killed him had no worries. With a sword strike, Tang Bohu could only use the secret skills passed down from his family, and the overlord responded with his sword.

The fatal scholar laughed and didn't care at all: "You are stupid, you are even more idiotic than him, you know you don't have a gun head, but you still stab me?"

Tang Bohu came this time, also ready to avenge his father. After saying that, the two started fighting together.

The scholar who died suddenly woke up. He didn't expect that Tang Bohu's skill was already more powerful than his father's. He actually stabbed him through with a stick. The scholar who killed the killer never closed his eyes.

Seeing this, Qiuxiang secretly entered the woodshed to untie Tang Bohu's chains and let him go. When she came back again, Mrs. Hua was already in danger under the sword of the deadly scholar.

Madam Hua didn't say much. She drew her sword and rushed towards the deadly scholar. Although Madam Hua was very skilled in martial arts, she was still a little behind in closing the deadly scholar, and she quickly fell into a disadvantage.

The fight between the two was extremely exciting. Tang Bohu attacked fiercely, and the deadly scholar retreated in succession. At the critical moment, he blocked Tang Bohu's gun head with his sword. The two of them exerted force at the same time, and the gun head fell down.

In the evening, Qiuxiang secretly went to see Tang Bohu and stole the antidote for him. At this time, Tang Bohu had gained Qiuxiang's trust, and the two of them chatted all night in the woodshed.

Tang Bohu originally thought that everyone would be poisoned, so he would use the antidote in exchange. Unexpectedly, Mrs. Hua was not afraid at all and directly had Tang Bohu locked up.

The funny atmosphere in the past disappeared at this moment, and there was only a nervous mood, and people were amazed at the awesome martial arts design in this drama.

"Zhou Kai's level is good, he played well."

Three days later, Mrs. Hua realized that she had been deceived by Tang Bohu. She had danced for three days in vain because of his half-smiling smile. She became even more angry and prepared to kill him.

Tang Bohu successfully rescued the entire Hua family. Mrs. Hua decided to marry both of them and betrothed Qiuxiang to him. Tang Bohu was overjoyed.

"The finale should be next, happy end!"

"Haha, it must be so. It's so exciting to resolve the crisis and gain your sweetheart!" "The story of Tang Bohu and Qiuxiang is really ups and downs, but what does the Braille in the movie title mean?"

A reporter's doubts also made people around him suddenly realize. Logically speaking, this should be called Tang Bohu chasing Qiuxiang. Doesn't the braille not convey the meaning?
The camera on the screen turned. On the wedding day, Tang Bohu appeared in the main hall wearing bright red clothes. He was shocked to find that there were twenty women standing opposite, also wearing wedding dresses and red hijabs.
"Tang Bohu, although I promised to betroth Qiuxiang to you, there are still conditions. It depends on your luck."

Mrs. Hua asked him to pick out the real Qiuxiang from twenty brides with a limit of one stick of incense. If he could not complete the task on time, Qiuxiang would not marry him, but would marry Mrs. Hua's two sons.

"Damn it! There are actually twists and turns!? Isn't it about to end?"

Everyone was shocked after hearing this. Is this the beginning of the main movie?
"So this is the real purpose of Dian Qiuxiang. Was it all a foreshadowing? Oh my god!"

"I am stupid."

"It's like opening a blind box. You can't look up close, and you can't go up to talk. Isn't it too rough? Mrs. Hua is deliberately making things difficult."

Helpless, Tang Bohu could only try his best to find the location of Qiuxiang.

First, he used his inner strength to blow away the New Year's red hijab, but was stopped by Mrs. Hua, so he used the power of beating cattle from across the mountain to target people one by one. Mrs. Hua still used her tricks, forcing Tang Bohu to have no choice but to use the last resort. Zhaogui Qigong.

It blasted everyone present into the sky.

I originally thought that this would reveal the bride's face, but unexpectedly, she was actually wearing a mask under the red hijab.

"Mrs. Hua has gone too far!"

"Oh my god, you are still wearing a mask and don't follow martial ethics."

"There's no sincerity at all. Hiss, I'd be pissed off!"

At this time, the stick of incense was about to be finished, and Tang Bohu was one step behind. He got up angrily and read his poem to the brides.

"Others laugh at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at others because they can't see through it. I don't see the tombs of the heroes of Wuling, and I work in the fields without flowers or wine!"

As soon as he finished reading his poem, a bride in the crowd moved, as if she was touched.

Tang Bohu also discovered the other party, with a joyful expression on his face, and flew forward to take him out. At this time, the time for burning incense had just ended.

"What a twist, it should be fine, now it's right!"

"You must be right. Only Qiuxiang who admires Tang Bohu will be touched by this poem."

"Lovers will eventually get married! Come on!"

Just when everyone was preparing to congratulate Tang Bohu, Tang Bohu took off the mask of the bride in his arms. The next moment, what was revealed was not Qiuxiang's face, but the peerless pomegranate sister.

"Fuck!"

"My mother!"

"Hiss! What are you doing!"

"It's not Qiuxiang. We, the audience, were also fooled! We were vomiting blood!"

The whole cinema exploded all of a sudden, and many people stood up suddenly in disbelief. Was this the wrong person?

For a moment, they all looked at the back of Chen Li in the front row, dumbfounded.

Even the audience was entertained? ! (End of chapter)

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