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Chapter 831 5-star General MacArthur! A royal family? Yuan Shu: You are also a 4th generation 3rd Du

Chapter 831 Five-star General MacArthur! A royal family? Yuan Shu: You are also a third-generation official? !
[In the history of the United States, there is an extremely contradictory, magical and abstract general, the biggest fool in World War II - five-star general MacArthur. ]

[On his side, he is the youngest division commander, the youngest chief of staff, and the youngest major general in the United States. ]

[On the other hand, he is also the god of scrap aluminum buses, a fan of the strategic backward attack, the god of inner fantasy war, the five-star emperor of daily life, and a six-star critic of World War II. ]

……

Daqin plane.

Qin Shihuang sat up in shock.

"What? Someone is driving a chariot faster than my four horses? My status as the greatest emperor of all time is in jeopardy!"

……

The Han plane.

Liu Che rubbed his eyes, thinking he had seen it wrong.

"Strategic backward attack?! What kind of magical tactic is this?"

"What does the Aluminum God of the Carriage mean... Could it be that he is particularly good at driving a carriage?"

……

The Qing Dynasty plane.

Qianlong first stared at the resume in amazement, then counted the titles one by one with his fingers.

"This resume makes me dizzy!"

"How abstract does one have to be to have so many conflicting titles on his resume?"

……

[His historical image is so abstract that even documentaries introducing him directly use the title of the Five-Star Emperor. Today, let’s talk about MacArthur. ]

[MacArthur was born in a military camp in the United States in 1880. His grandfather was the deputy governor and chief justice, and his father was the highest-ranking general in the United States at the time.]

[MacArthur was very handsome when he was a child, so his mother often made him dress in women's clothes.]

[When he was young, he wanted to go to the best West Point Military Academy. His parents tried their best to send him there, but he found that this school was completely different from what he imagined.]

[American-style bullying is quite popular in military academies.]

[The court later noticed the seriousness of the problem and began an investigation into West Point.]

【MacArthur, who had been unwilling to admit it before, stood up. 】

[But I don't think any other students were hurt? ]

[MacArthur spoke passionately in court, but fell silent when the judge asked who the bullies were.]

[He was always beaten up, and was worried that if he told others about it, he would be out of the business. After all, those who bullied him would not necessarily be fired.]

[But the people who originally bullied MacArthur were actually very moved because MacArthur did not report them. Some even gave him the nickname "West Point Hero."]

[This is outrageous. Anyway, MacArthur won the respect of his classmates. No one bullied him and he could study well. Four years later, he graduated with an excellent score of 98.43.]

Barrage:

——"No, how can you be so stubborn even when you are being bullied?"

——"Judge: Tell me! Who did it? MacArthur: This... that... I suddenly remembered that the gas in my house was not turned off."

——"Not reporting but being touched? What kind of Stockholm syndrome is this?"

——"This wave, this wave is about winning people over with virtue."

——"So if the character is well-designed, even a car accident can be considered a special effect."

……

Northern Song Dynasty plane.

Song Huizong Zhao Ji was leaning on the throne and looking at the sky in boredom.

After seeing this scene, he immediately straightened his back and said to Cai Jing and Tong Guan beside him.

"This Western general is such an idiot! He doesn't even dare to speak up when he's bullied. If I were him, I would have had the Imperial Guards arrest those bullies long ago."

"Besides, what does his score mean? I was a natural genius in painting back then, and I learned it as soon as I started!"

Cai Jing and Tong Guan looked at each other and immediately agreed: "Your Majesty is right, Your Majesty is right..." After Song Huizong left, Cai Jing immediately lowered his voice.

"How dare this gentleman of ours criticize others? The capital is about to be conquered by the Jin people, and he is still thinking about painting a few cranes."

Tong Guan nodded repeatedly: "No matter what, MacArthur was only trying to protect his classmates. But our master is so bad that he is almost ruining the foundation of his ancestors."

"When he just said he wanted the Royal Guards to arrest someone, why did it look so much like he ordered the army to catch the thrush that flew away in the garden?"

Cai Jing couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Shh, keep your voice down."

Tong Guan looked around vigilantly.

"But to be honest, this Western general is quite interesting."

"Yes, compared to some people who can only draw, at least they know how to turn things around in difficult situations."

Cai Jing sighed.

"Our gentleman is so good, he played a good hand of cards badly."

"Okay, okay, stop talking."

Tong Guan waved his hand.

"Let's go and show His Majesty his new paintings, lest he start asking us to admire his "Five-Colored Parrot" again..."

The two smiled at each other, shook their heads and walked towards the imperial garden.

……

The Tang Dynasty plane.

Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin, looked at the sky curtain with a shocked expression.

He turned to Wei Zheng and Fang Xuanling and said, "This military academy is really interesting. It can actually produce such 'talents'. They dare not speak out when they are bullied, but they will pretend to be good in court."

Wei Zheng stroked his beard and said, "This man reminds me of Wang Gui in the court. He fawned on your Majesty at first, and then he spoke nonsense in the court, saying that he was doing it for the sake of the people of the world..."

"MacArthur is a better actor than Wang Gui. Look at how passionate he was in court. He didn't even dare to say the name of the bully, but in the end he became a hero."

Fang Xuanling interrupted.

Li Shimin slammed the table and stood up: "When I was at Xuanwu Gate, I fought with real swords and guns!"

"This kind of person doesn't even dare to admit that he's been bullied, yet he still pretends to be noble. What kind of ability is this?"

Fang Xuanling whispered to Wei Zheng, "This general is very good at surviving. If we had his ability, we wouldn't have to be torn between the Qin Palace and the Crown Prince's Palace."

Wei Zheng glanced at Li Shimin and said, "Your Majesty is right. However, the fact that this general was able to graduate with high marks shows that he is indeed quite capable. It's just his character..."

"I think he is a spineless man!"

Li Shimin snorted coldly.

"He didn't fight back, and in the end he had to use high-sounding excuses to cover it up. I hate people who are two-faced the most when I rule the country."

Wei Zheng and Fang Xuanling exchanged glances and laughed secretly in their hearts.

That is to say, even though you are now firmly sitting on the throne, wasn't you also assessing the situation in this way when you were dealing with the Crown Prince and the King of Qi?

"I'm afraid that this kind of person will never achieve great things in the future."

Li Shimin continued.

"I heard that he comes from a famous family and his father is a general. I'm afraid that he is bringing disgrace to his family tradition by behaving like this."

Fang Xuanling shook his head secretly: "Your Majesty, please don't underestimate this kind of people. They seem weak, but they are actually good at calculating. Such people can often live the longest in troubled times. Do you still remember that person back then..."

Wei Zheng quickly interrupted Fang Xuanling.

"It's getting late today, why don't we go take a look at the latest Turkic battle reports?"

He knew very well that some things should be said only when they are said briefly, and that saying too much would be unpleasant.

Watching the backs of the two old ministers leaving, Li Shimin looked at the sky thoughtfully, as if he saw himself scheming against others in the past.

(End of this chapter)

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