Merry God Zun Breaks into the City

With a crisp sound of "Slap!", Wang Jinfeng slapped the big fat man on the head, and shouted in a low voice, "I didn't ask you the location of the Baojing Sect to make you shiver! If you shiver again, you'll be beaten to death!"

"Strong man! To be honest, the youngest one is the young master of the Immortal Sect Master of the Baojing Sect!" The fat man said in horror.

"Oh! It's really good luck. I caught a Baojingzong as soon as I caught it! Very good, you can just take me to find you!" Wang Jinfeng sighed his luck when he heard it, and he caught Baojingzong The suzerain's young son.

"Don't go, don't go! I won't go if I'm killed! I finally escaped from that nightmare place, how can I go back!" The big fat man shook his head vigorously to declare his determination not to go back.

"Don't go? Kid, don't forget your current situation!" Wang Jinfeng was taken aback, seeing that this coward who can scare shit out with a cough is still a tough guy?

"Uncle, my dear uncle! It's not that I don't want to go, it's that I have experienced inhuman torture in the Baojing Sect! Woohoo..." The fat man burst into tears as he spoke. No less than his own father being beaten to death.

"Is it just you who is idle all day and still suffers? Come and talk about it and make me happy!" Wang Jinfeng asked with a smile when he heard the interest.

"One word...it's hard to say!" A trace of fear flashed in the big fat man's eyes, and he fell into deep memories. Li Shuang's concubine was born, so he didn't get too much attention. Of course, I was happy to be quiet, at least I didn't have to practice exercises all day long like those favored sons and daughters. It's very boring and boring! But the good times don't last long... ...My mother suddenly died of a sudden illness during my year, and my life has been completely dark since that day."

Speaking of this, Li Tianyi couldn't help shivering, blew his nose and continued, "On the night my mother passed away, my second uncle broke into my room and took me viciously. He also said that he has been paying attention to me for a long time, woo..."

"Damn it!" Wang Jinfeng yelled when he heard these words, and couldn't help but distance himself from Li Tianyi a bit, this is actually glass!

"You don't know what it feels like to insert such a big thing into someone's delicate chrysanthemum. I remember that time..." Li Tianyi said to himself.

"Ouch..." Wang Jinfeng felt like throwing up when he heard this, and slapped him on the head and shouted, "Get rid of these miscellaneous things and get straight to the point!"

"Okay, okay..." Li Tian nodded again and again, and then said, "I remember that month at that time, my nasty second uncle took possession of me eighteen times! Eighteen times! He is the deputy of the Baojing Sect. The suzerain is in charge of all the property of the Baojing sect. I dare not offend him at all, until that day, when I met his 11-year-old daughter."

Speaking of this, a wicked smile flashed across Li Tianyi's face, and he said slowly, "Even though he is only 11 years old, he already has a bulging figure and a beautiful figure. I don't think your father has always possessed What about me, today I will take your body and see how your family will meet people in the future! So I tricked her into my room, and then...hehe..."

"Fuck! The whole family is not a good bird..." Wang Jinfeng looked at Li Tianyi's cheap appearance and said to himself.

"That day was really cool! Don't look at it as the first time, but I added all the poses that my second uncle put on me to her, watching her on my crotch. Crying and begging for mercy, the feeling of getting revenge is the best feeling in the world!" Li Tianyi laughed, and then his expression darkened, with deep fear, "Although I imprisoned his daughter in In the room, who knows that he still got the news the next day, beat me half to death on the spot, and pushed me into the death row of Baojingzong. Ah! That year, life was really worse than death! Huh..." As he spoke, Li Tianyi couldn't help crying again.

"Stop it quickly! Tell me how you got here?" Wang Jinfeng asked immediately.

"That year, the little one really suffered all the tortures, even the cruelest castration! My father Li Shuangjiang still has some conscience, for the sake of my dead mother People let me out, and after raising me for a month, I was thrown here to be the manager of the Baojing Sect here, so it’s very leisurely.” Li Tianyi sighed and said, “These fathers are all behind the scenes. My second uncle did it, I don’t think he knows that I’ve come out? If he finds out when I go back, then I will die!”

"Your story is so bloody that it makes people vomit blood!" Wang Jinfeng finally said speechlessly. The incest alone caused chaos twice. The protagonist is actually two glasses and a little lolita. This combination...

"So uncle, you must not let the little one lead you the way! Going back this time will be a dead end!" Li Tianyi said pitifully while hugging Wang Jinfeng's thigh.

"This is promising!" Wang Jinfeng frowned and kicked him a few meters away, and said in disgust, "Baojingzong actually has scum like you, it is really embarrassing to your ancestors! Li Tianyi, tell Lao Tzu Bao I don't have the same knowledge as you about the specific location of Jingzong!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Li Tian nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice, tore off the clothes with a sound, then bit his fingers and drew on the clothes, and soon finished a picture Holding the map in front of Wang Jinfeng, he said, "Master, this is the exact location of the Baojing Sect. It is more than 1000 miles south from here."

"Hmm!" Wang Jinfeng snatched the map, glanced at him with disgust, and said, "You must have a lot of spirit stones on you, right? Take some out and play with them!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Li Tianyi said as he wiped the ring on his hand, and a dozen golden spirit stones appeared in his hand immediately, "Master, here are more than a dozen top-grade spirit stones, please have a look."

"No need, you're an honest man, let's go!" Wang Jinfeng said and disappeared in a flash, along with the dozen or so spirit stones in Li Tianyi's hand.

Ten minutes later, after Li Tian was sure that Wang Jinfeng had really left, he slumped down on the ground, let out a long sigh of relief, and patted his chest, saying, "I'm scared to death! I thought he would kill someone to silence me. Unexpectedly, it gave the young master a way out for me, haha! Robbery is so unprofessional..."

"This is..." When Wang Jinfeng returned to the restaurant, he was immediately stunned by the scene in front of him. Not only him, but all the diners in the restaurant, including the boss, had their eyes wide open, and their mouths could be stuffed into an egg. , It's too unbelievable, this combination of one person and one cat is really abnormal, isn't it?In less than half an hour, I ate one hundred servings of chicken, one hundred servings of duck meat, and [-] servings of pork belly in sauce. How did I manage to manage this?

"Thirteen, why don't you know how to stop it? Look what happened to Xiaobai's stomach!" Wang Jinfeng said and waved Xiaobai into the Sumeru God Ring again.Xiaobai's little paw was grabbing a sauced elbow and eating it with relish, but found that the place suddenly changed, and there was no delicious food.

"It's really embarrassing!" Wang Jinfeng said speechlessly, then turned around and asked, "Xiao Er, pay the bill!"

"Don't stop! I haven't finished eating here yet! Waiting for me for 5 minutes!" Lu Youyou yelled loudly when she heard that Wang Jinfeng wanted to pay the bill, but she was still eating the soy sauced elbow.

"You have the nerve to call yourself a man-eating vine with your talent! It's really embarrassing to your man-eating vines!" Wang Jinfeng cursed in a low voice.

The waiter at the side also finished his calculations, and whispered, "Guest officer, you spent three high-grade spirit stones for one move."

"It's so expensive!" Wang Jinfeng was taken aback. You must know that high-grade spirit stones are considered treasures in the Kunlun Ancient Realm, but the child actually asked for three yuan from a lion. This is simply robbery!

"I don't know objectively, food is the most important thing for our people, but it is the largest restaurant in the entire Kunlun Ancient Land, and your partners all order our signature dishes, and it is not expensive to charge you three top-grade spirit stones. "Xiaoer quickly explained.

"Okay, okay! Even if what you said is reasonable!" Wang Jinfeng waved his hands again and again, and there were three extra high-grade spirit stones in his hand.He wants to leave this place as soon as possible now, no matter where it is, as long as it is not this restaurant.

"Thank you, boss! Do you still need a few hundred copies of soy sauce?" The man asked with a smile on his face after taking the three high-grade spirit stones.I thought you guys were freeloaders, and even found the guy who taught you a lesson, but I didn't expect to pay for it, it's so exciting!

"Forget it! Don't dare to order any more!" Wang Jinfeng immediately shook his head, grabbed Lu Youyou and disappeared into the restaurant, with a big elbow still in Lu Youyou's mouth.Thirteen on the side shook his head helplessly. It is really our misfortune to encounter such a wonderful thing!

"Brother, why are you in such a hurry, I haven't finished eating yet!" Came to an open space, Lu Youyou muttered while nibbling on her elbow, which made Wang Jinfeng even more angry. He said angrily, "Isn't it that you don't like other people's whole grains for fear of polluting your body? Then why are you still eating so deliciously!"

"Who would have known how delicious it was! Once you eat it, you can't stop eating it, hehe..." Lu Youyou said with a smile, not feeling the slightest bit wrong.

"And you, foodie!" Wang Jinfeng looked at Lu Youyou speechlessly, released Xiaobai with a wave of his hand, and cursed...

"Aww?" Xiaobai looked at the three of them blankly, threw the bone in his hand, and flew towards Wang Jinfeng as if he didn't know why...