Merry God Zun Breaks into the City

In the afternoon, the sun is slightly dazzling, and the wind gently blows on the person's face, making people feel a little lazy...

A young man in black was riding a little donkey backwards and slowly on his way. The young man's long hair was fluttering in the wind, and his bangs on his forehead changed his eyes, but the light in his eyes flashed from time to time. His appearance was extremely handsome. His skin was a little whiter than snow, and he was shaking a folding fan in his hand, looking very chic...

The young man is Wang Jinfeng, who is on his way to Yaochi Immortal Land at this moment. He has already secretly heard that some disciples in Yaochi Immortal Land will pass by this road today. Inland.

Spiritual consciousness poured out overwhelmingly, and finally saw four girls galloping on horseback a hundred miles away. All four of them were dressed in white and wore a veil on their faces, but their eyes were all exposed. There is a lot of agility, and they are all Mahayana cultivation bases!

Wang Jinfeng laughed, "I was thinking about how to meet you, but I didn't expect that a person who has cultivated in the Mahayana period would not ride the clouds and ride the fog! It's God helping me!" As he spoke, he turned the donkey over with the power of the nether world and faced the four A woman walked forward, while he frowned and turned his back to the front, wondering what he was thinking.

It was a hundred miles away at any time, but the horses the four women were riding were not ordinary horses. They rushed over in just one minute. Who would have thought that a person would suddenly appear on the deserted road, and this person would ride a donkey backwards, Isn't this looking for shit?One of the women hurriedly shouted, "That kid in front, get out of the way! We're about to hit you!"

Wang Jinfeng smiled in his heart, and sat on the donkey like an old monk in meditation. It is said that the donkey is really stubborn, and the four horses rushed over aggressively. The green grass, wagging its head and wagging its tail in the middle of the avenue, is happy like a fairy. Is the green grass poured out of the stomach really so delicious?

"Not good!" The girls were taken aback when they saw this, it was too late to stop the horse, and with a bang, the extremely calm donkey hit the sky, and Wang Jinfeng yelled belatedly, " Damn!", falling from the sky with teeth and claws, and fell all over, rubbing his buttocks and shouting, "What's the situation? Why did I suddenly go to the sky?"

Immediately, he looked up and saw the calm donkey, who had more air and less air, and was startled. He leaned forward and yelled loudly, "Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang?! Don't scare me, get up quickly! Oh my God! You and I have lived together since we were young. Until now, you must never leave me! Oh my god!" From the beginning to the end, he kept his back to the four women, as if he didn't notice the existence of the four.

The four girls looked at each other, and they all saw a hint of helplessness in each other's eyes. One of the girls coughed lightly, and said softly, "That kid, come here, we have something to ask you!"

Wang Jinfeng turned his head in a daze, backed up a few steps in fright and fell to the ground, then jumped up with his hands covering his buttocks and yelled "Ow!", screaming for pain while rubbing his buttocks, which made the girls laugh , one of the women asked, "Boy, what were you doing just now? Didn't you hear us calling you?"

"Eh..." Wang Jinfeng scratched his head and said blankly, "I didn't hear that! Four sisters, when did you come behind me? Why did my Xiaoqiang suddenly fly into the sky?"

"We were behind you half a year ago! You haven't answered us yet, what happened to you just now? Are you dreaming of getting a wife? Hehe..." The other woman couldn't help but chuckled.

"To be honest, Xiaosheng is a first-rate wandering poet. I was just thinking about what words should be used at the end of a poem. Before I could think about it, I flew into the sky. Sigh..." Wang Jinfeng shook his head and couldn't help rubbing his butt again .

"Are you a poet?!" One of the women asked in surprise with a glimmer of light in her beautiful eyes.This woman's name is Qiuxiang, and although her cultivation level is not deep, she has a soft spot for poetry. When she heard that Wang Jinfeng was actually a poet, she couldn't help asking.

"Yes! Xiaosheng has an extraordinary love for poetry since he was a child. It can be said that he has studied a lot of ancient poems! Hehe..." Wang Jinfeng waved the folding fan gracefully, but he never thought that the folding fan had just been damaged, so he put it away in embarrassment up.

"Well... then I don't know what word you were thinking about just now, why don't you say it and listen?" Qiuxiang nodded slightly and asked.When the other three daughters heard this, a sense of helplessness suddenly emerged in their hearts, and one daughter whispered, "Sister Qiuxiang, ours is really important!"

"It's okay, it's not too late to do it after talking!" Qiu Xiang shook her head, her beautiful eyes never leaving Wang Jinfeng's body.

Wang Jinfeng's heart moved, and he frowned and said, "Xiaosheng just finished a poem: Living at home with few neighbors, the grass path enters the barren garden. The bird sits in the tree by the pool, and the monk knocks on the door under the moon. Cross the bridge to divide the wild scenery, move the stone to move the cloud Root. I will come here for a while, and I won’t say anything again in the quiet period (the following poems and couplets are not original, but I hope Haihan!). However, Xiaosheng didn’t know the word knocking on the fourth sentence of the monk knocking on the door under the moon. Shouldn't it be changed to push characters?"

"What a beautiful poem..." Qiu Xiang couldn't help squinting her eyes to savor it carefully after listening to Wang Jinfeng's recitation, then nodded and said, "I think it's better to type. It's a little rude to use push characters!"

"Knock?" Wang Jinfeng tilted his head and kept stroking his chin with his right hand. The confusion in his eyes was suddenly replaced by a gleam of light, and he clapped his hands vigorously and said, "Monk knock on the door of the moon, good! It's so good! Not straight sister How to call it, it has such a literary talent, I admire it!"

"Thank you, my daughter's name is Qiuxiang." Qiuxiang waved her hands and laughed.

"Sure enough, even the name is full of literary atmosphere!" Wang Jinfeng clapped his hands and said with a laugh, "Xiaosheng Wang Jinfeng, I have met Sister Qiuxiang!"

"Jin Feng is being polite!" Qiu Xiang said with a slight bow, her eyes were actually full of tenderness.

"Sister Qiuxiang, I don't know where you are going? Feeling very anxious?" Wang Jinfeng asked strangely.

"To be honest, we are..." Qiuxiang was about to explain, but was interrupted by another woman, "What we are going to do has nothing to do with you. Get out of the way, we have to hurry!"

"Chunhua, don't be so fierce to people, Jinfeng is an elegant person!" Seeing this, Qiuxiang couldn't help scolding.

"Hehe, Sister Chunhua's quick talk is really flattering. Sister Qiuxiang, I just remembered a pair of couplets. I wonder if I can give it to Sister Qiuxiang?" Wang Jinfeng shook his head indifferently and asked.

"Oh? Why don't you tell me?" Qiuxiang asked with interest.

"Ten mouths of mind, homesickness, family, king, and the world; eight eyes, appreciation, wind, moon, and autumn fragrance! Haha..." Wang Jinfeng couldn't help laughing after finishing speaking: Ge Laozi!Those Chinese teachers who have been paid thousands of dollars, the students are here to thank you from the bottom of their hearts!

"What a rhyming couplet!" Qiu Xiang said joyfully, ignoring the meaning of Wang Jinfeng's words.

"Is there? Why do I feel that there is a taste of flirting?" Chunhua said strangely.

"Sister Qiuxiang, it's almost time, we have to go." Another woman reminded her.

"Well..." Qiuxiang nodded, looked at Wang Jinfeng and asked, "Jinfeng, we are leaving, we will meet later!" Said, driving the horse and preparing to leave.

Wang Jinfeng cursed secretly, and immediately asked, "Sister Qiuxiang, do you know how far it is from Yaochi Fairyland?"

"Yaochi Fairyland?" As soon as these words came out, not only Qiuxiang, but even the other girls looked at Wang Jinfeng, "What are you going to Yaochi Fairyland for?"

"Uh...hehe..." Wang Jinfeng felt embarrassed when he saw Qiuxiang asking such a question, and said in a low voice, "To be honest, I heard that Yaochi Immortal Land is the number one sect in my wine fairyland, so I want to go there." There are apprenticeships there. Besides, there are many fairy emperors and fairies, maybe you can go to one of them to be your wife, hehe..."

With a sound of "Pfft...", Chunhua couldn't help laughing, looked at Wang Jinfeng and said, "Boy, you still want to marry a fairy from Yaochi Fairyland? Are you dreaming? No, it's daytime, daydreaming How about it? Hee hee..."

Qiuxiang glared at Chunhua and said, "Jinfeng, in fact, we are from the fairyland of Yaochi. This time, we are going to ask a doctor for the same medicine. There is still [-] miles away from the fairyland of Yaochi, just walk like this We won’t be able to arrive in ten years. Why don’t we take you with us after we finish our business, and we can also introduce you to the head, what do you think?”

"What?!" When Wang Jinfeng heard that Qiuxiang said that he was from the fairy land of Yaochi, he was so scared that he stepped back again and again and fell to the ground, and then jumped up with a scream of "Oh". He asked loudly, "You guys are actually fairies in Yaochi Fairyland? Oh my god! What did I just say? Oh my god!"

"Sister, this kid is so cunning, and his origin is unknown, wouldn't it be bad to bring him back to the sect rashly?" asked the woman who had just reminded her via voice transmission.

"It's okay. I've checked this kid just now. Although there is a faint aura on his body, he really has no cultivation. Besides, he has such a good research on poetry. After returning to the sect, I have a companion! Dongju , you care too much." Qiuxiang replied via voice transmission.Listening to Qiuxiang's words, Dongju stopped talking and returned to that cold look again.

"Don't be surprised and embarrassed, what did you think about the matter I just asked you?" Qiu Xiang couldn't help asking with a smile seeing that Wang Jinfeng was still muttering.

"Agreed! 1 agree!" Wang Jinfeng immediately raised his hands and said, "But I don't know how to ride this thing, can sister Qiuxiang carry my little brother?"

"It's a good idea! I will ride a horse with Chunhua, and you will ride one by yourself. If you don't know how to ride, you can learn!" Qiuxiang rolled Wang Jinfeng's eyes, and flew up and landed behind Chunhua lightly.

"Okay..." Wang Jinfeng nodded in disappointment, and after a lot of effort, he finally got on the horse, smiled at the girls, grabbed the reins and shouted, "Drive!"

The horse neighed and rushed forward, and disappeared in a blink of an eye. Wang Jinfeng's voice floated in the air, "Oh my god! It's too fast! Oh my god..."