After quitting the team, the adventurers regretted it

Chapter 12 Don’t move around, I’m a brave man and go make money.

dusk.

Baige City, a sparrow district full of civilians and poor adventurers.

"Wait for me to pee first, and then you will understand whether I am a real man."

Kafeni thought she had to prove something, otherwise she might be in danger at night: she found Linda peeking at her with a pensive look.

A real woman would be disgusted by this, but Kafeni only felt that her crotch was cold and there was a risk of being attacked.

She is still a virgin, but she must not be teased by the bastard hero!

Linda tossed the seven copper coins in her hand and was worrying about her place of residence.

"What do you mean?"

Hearing this, he looked at Kafeni in confusion.

Kafeni smiled and said: "You think, a real girl would not pee behind the holly on the street, right? But I don't care, I don't have any psychological burden on this kind of thing, so I am a boy , still a man."

"Hey, don't be so proud about peeing on the roadside! Think about the sanitation lady!"

Linda helplessly held her forehead.

Is this guy really a god?

Don’t you need to take an exam to be a god?
He only saw Kafeni crossing the holly, finding a tree as a double insurance, and hiding behind it.

"Hum hum hum~"

Humming a strange little tune, Kafeni let out a moan and shamelessly began to solve the problem.

As a spirit, she is very adaptable.

As the old saying goes, when it comes, let it be.

slam-la-

The wonderful sound of water sounded, and Kafeni didn't feel any psychological burden.

"Wow!"

Suddenly, Kafeni was so frightened that she almost peed her pants.

She glared at Linda angrily: "What are you looking at? Go away, go away, are you looking at me?"

The mouth is very sweet.

"I'm just curious."

Monk Linda Zhang Er was confused. He pointed at Kafeni who was squatting on the ground, rolling up the hem of his dress and hugging her in his arms: "Men solve the problem standing up, right?"

"You don't understand at all. It's easy to pee on yourself if you don't squat."

Kafeni moved to an angle and circled the pillar around the big tree to prevent Linda from seeing her.

She has urinary phobia and gets stuck when someone stares at her, unable to get out.

Linda held her chin and thought: "Although you are a boy, you adapted to a girl's body very quickly. Maybe, you originally wanted to be a girl? Do you have a girl's heart?"

"what?!"

Kafeni lifted up her skirt and prepared to have a big fight with Linda.

But the two of them noticed that a bunch of passers-by had gathered outside Dongqing to watch the excitement, and there was also a cleaning lady who rushed over with a broom in annoyance.

"Why are you so shameless and peeing everywhere? I'll beat you to death!"

Sadly, I have been misunderstood as a roast chicken again!

Kafeni was filled with embarrassment and anger. He grabbed the wrist of a certain brave man and whispered: "Go quickly, or you will be arrested by the Law Enforcement Bureau!"

"I am arresting you, what does it have to do with me?"

While Linda complained, Kafeni pulled her away and ran away.

As soon as Kafeni stopped to take a breath, he saw Linda clapping her hands and saying with surprise on her face: "I have a way to make money!"

"Oh? You don't have to sleep on the street tonight?" Kafeni's eyes lit up.Linda nodded and pointed at Kafeni with a smile: "When I ran away just now, I found that your clothes are still made of high-quality ice silk. You can sell them for at least one gold coin."

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Kafeni was stunned, lowered his head tremblingly, and looked at his thin dress.

Inside, there was nothing else except a set of light blue underwear.

Family members in the God Realm, who knows?

Kafeni's mentality collapsed, and she finally summoned a brave man. Not only did he not fight the devil, he even targeted her clothes and wanted to sell them.

Otherwise, you have to sleep on the street.

Is it so difficult to save the world?

How did those seniors who saved more than a dozen worlds do it?
"You bastard hero, don't take off my clothes!!!"

Kafeni's desperate screams echoed through the streets.

"Don't move around where you are, I'll sell you clothes."

Linda held a warm and lightly scented white dress with her right hand and nodded with satisfaction.

Behind the hollies on both sides of the street, there is a girl wearing only light blue underwear.

Kafeni held her head in shame and hid her face. Her back was turned to Linda, and only the straps of her underwear could be seen.

The skin of this god looks so white and tender.

Linda's mind was filled with random thoughts.

Even Kaifuni is probably warm.

This is no different from normal girls.

Kafeni hid behind Holly and said with a face full of shame: "Asshole brave man, why do you have to sell my things? Don't you have something to sell too?"

She was referring to the magic potion in the shape of a transparent test tube on Linda's belt.

A small life-restoring potion, commonly known as Xiaohong.

A small magic recovery potion, commonly known as Xiaolan.

Except for a very small number of potions masters who can configure this potion, most of its production comes from rewards from the World Tree Secret Realm. It is a scarce necessity and is in short supply.

On Linda's belt, each bottle of magic potion has a separate long brown hanging bag specifically for holding it.

Kafeni counted and found that there were 10 bottles of Xiaohong and Xiaolan in total.

Based on the market conditions in Baige City, it is probably worth 2000 gold coins.

"Selling my magic potion? Absolutely not!"

Linda's eyes widened, and she protected her magic potion with both hands like a stingy iron rooster.

Based on his understanding of the World Tree, without crossing the level of challenge, having enough potions means that he can slowly grind the monsters to death and become invincible.

10 bottles of small red and small blue each are the minimum number after accurate calculation. One bottle less will make you panic.

In other words, these potions are Linda's wife. She will never use them casually unless she is in the most embarrassing moment.

Linda stroked the potions on her belt with a tender look on her face and said to herself:

"Jack, you are my first bottle of life-restoring potion. I remember it very clearly. It was exploded from the lava monster on the first floor of the World Tree. I spent six hours grinding my blood for you.
And Lucy, you come from the third level of the World Tree. Killing a mob at random unexpectedly reveals the most cherished reward it can reveal, which is you - a small life recovery potion Lucy. It will destroy your life. , is undoubtedly a miracle!

Then there is Oslan, you come from the fifth level of the World Tree.

Kirby, I bought you from Uncle Black with a lot of money. His plug is very big, so it must be very painful for you. Fortunately, I prepared a cork of the right size for you. "

Linda knew every treasure and remembered the name and origin of each of the 20 bottles of Little Blue and Little Red.

His expression was intoxicated, and he told Kaifuni his story with them with excitement.

Magic potion?No, they are Linda's family!
"Ugh, disgusting." Kafeni seemed to have gotten to know Linda again, with a look of disgust on his face, "How come there are still people who love potion? It's disgusting, perverted, please die."

(End of this chapter)