After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Xu Bo'an felt a little bored after being a bystander for a while.

After all, the story is too shallow and doesn't have any interesting twists.

However, Xu Bo'an was still curious about what the man who promised to take care of his wife looked like.

After all, the last person Xu Boan knew who sold cooking cakes had a first-class beauty in his family.

The elderly Li Kanshan didn't take this kind of topic seriously.

Listening to people's chaotic words, Li Kanshan waved his hand, pointed to the open space not far away, and said: "Those who are willing to go out for this trip, meet there, and we will register together."

Seeing Li Kanshan greeting people to register in an orderly manner.

Xu Bo'an thought for a while, then got up and went to the kitchen to open the refrigerator and take a look.

In the refrigerated area of ​​the refrigerator, there are strawberry jam, salad dressing, and sesame sauce.

There are also fresh celery, okra, organic cauliflower, baby cabbage, and lettuce.

Looking further down, there is also a piece of fresh tofu sealed in a packaging bag, and a piece of Sanhui cold fresh meat that has been cut into pieces. It seems that it is going to be used to make braised pork.

Xu Boan took out the tofu, opened the outer packaging and cut off a piece, which was about the same size as two disposable lighters.

Then he used a toothpick to pierce two pieces of fat and thin pork belly, which together were as big as a matchbox.

These things seem to be just enough to fit between teeth, but in front of the little guys in the bonsai, they can fill a house.

Then, Xu Bo'an took out the baby cabbage, tore off a leaf, and held the pork and tofu. In this way, the meat and tofu would not get dirty easily, and the leaves were easy to wash.

Of course, when the little people wash it, they still have to cut it to make it easier to wash.

After all, that vegetable leaf, which is only about the size of Xu Boan's palm, could cover half of the roof of the earth building in the bonsai world!

When things from the real world are put into the world of bonsai, although they appear to be unchanged from outside the bonsai, in the eyes of little people, they appear to be giant monsters.

The existing area in the bonsai world that can be observed by Xu Boan Qingsong cannot be explained by multiplying the size of the bonsai seen with the naked eye by a simple multiple. At least after Xu Boan increased the sight range last time, the bonsai The change in the visual space within is the circular range, not the rectangular shape of the bonsai.

From the outside, it may look like an ordinary bonsai, less than one meter long and more than half a meter wide. The scene shown is only the obvious mountain peaks and dense forests.

But only after Xu Boan actually went in did he realize that this thing was something special.

Just like when we look down at the earth on an airplane, it seems very small. Many things cannot be seen clearly or even seen, and we can only see them roughly.

But when we landed, we realized that was not the case.

The same is true in the world of bonsai. The appearance of bonsai seen by the naked eye is just an illusion similar to camouflage.

Xu Bo'an has observed that although the things placed inside the bonsai seem to have remained unchanged compared to the things outside, in the world of bonsai, the things that little people see and get have undergone qualitative changes.

For example, a piece of pork the size of a quail egg only weighs a few dozen grams. If a normal adult eats it, it can only be said to be bland, and the taste cannot be tasted.

But in the bonsai, this piece of meat is about twice the height of a small person, and it is as thick as several people can hug it. You can lie down on it and eat until you are full. In Xu Boan's opinion, it is just mung beans. Just the size and shape. It's like feeding an ant.

Therefore, Xu Boan made a rough guess.

The items taken out of the bonsai can be enlarged and enhanced according to the real world where Xu Bo'an lives.

In the same way, although there is no actual change in the items Xu Bo'an puts into the bonsai, its quality within the bonsai changes with the quality of similar items within the bonsai, and with the natural rules or the rules of the world within the bonsai. Multiple growth changes.

As for the specific multiple, it varies from product to product, so it’s hard to say.

The only thing that is certain is that after the pork is put in, it will still be exactly the same pork. It will not say that the cells become larger or the meat becomes as soft as a sponge.

To put it more simply, all objects in the bonsai world are hundreds of times smaller than those in Xu Boan's world in terms of volume. Speaking of weight alone, it does not increase by the same geometric multiple as the volume multiple. After the object in Xu Boan's eyes is put in, it may appear that the length, width and height have increased hundreds of times in the sight of the villain, but When actually weighing in the world of villains, the weight must be at least a multiple of length times width times height.

In addition, due to the difference in gravity and weight between the two worlds, there are actually some differences.

It’s just that Xu Boan is not a professional scientific researcher, and he has not studied these in detail.

He just knew that the little people had very little food.

Therefore, the little things Xu Boan chose this time, although they only seemed to be a small amount of tofu, meat and just a vegetable leaf, were enough to feed the little guys in the mountain village for a long time.

After thinking about it, Xu Boan took out a small bag of mustard from the side, cut the bag, and poured the mustard into a plastic bottle cap. Pickled mustard is relatively easy to store and does not go bad easily. It is perfect for little people to take some with them on the road and eat it with dry food when they go out. It is easy to carry and will not go bad too quickly.

After preparing these things, Xu Bo'an used the piece of lettuce leaf to hold the meat and tofu, together with the bottle of mustard, and placed them next to the open space where Li Kanshan and others gathered.

"Li Kanshan, you must process these foods as soon as possible to prevent them from spoiling. You can allocate and arrange them as appropriate for how to use them. I will also fill your two granaries for you immediately."

While talking, Xu Bo'an went to the rice bucket and flour bag in the kitchen and scooped out some rice noodles, and poured them into the two paper cups he had given rice noodles to in the past. Two cups full of rice and noodles are enough to put these little people at ease.

Seeing the miracles descending from the sky one after another, people cheered even more.

"It belongs to my fourth uncle, my mother-in-law. This is...meat! It's such a big piece of meat. It seems like...pork!"

"Oh my gosh, this piece of meat is bigger than the 500-pound fat pig that my family raised before. Look at that fat pig. If you boil some oil, it will be very fragrant."

"Oh my God, if this is a piece of pork, how big are the pigs in the fairy world! I can't imagine it."

"Hey, if it's really pork, the fried oil residue will be so fragrant. It's crunchy and crispy every bite, and it doesn't make any sound when you bite it."

"You guys know nothing. The skin of the pork is the most delicious. Especially the fat and thick pig skin. Cut it into sections and boil it. After it's made into a nice soup, leave it alone and wait. The last night, after they stick together and become soft ice cubes, they are cut into pieces and eaten with sour sauce and garlic paste. That is delicious."

"A bunch of prodigal things, if you ask me, wipe this meat with a cloth every day, and then scald the cloth dipped in meat oil in hot water, the oil inside will come out, and then be used for cooking , that’s fragrant enough. I won’t be willing to eat this meat until at least the New Year.”

"Hey, Lu Laokou, Lu Laokou, I've heard that you can live a good life for a long time. I didn't expect that you are so cold and you are really a talent. You don't understand the style of Grandpa Shan Shen. As long as you work hard, you don't have to be like this. I’m living a happy life.”

"Look, what is that white thing next to the big meat? It looks soft, glutinous and elastic, and it seems delicious."

"Could it be that it is also a kind of meat, the meat of spiritual beasts in the fairy world?"

"It makes sense. That thing is white and smooth, and it looks... like the flesh of a fish."

Xu Bo'an was speechless when he saw the little people seriously guessing that the tofu turned into fish meat.

Only then did he realize that it seemed that there was no such thing as tofu in Da Jing Dynasty.

Otherwise, ordinary people wouldn’t have never eaten this kind of cheap food.

Xu Bo'an vaguely remembered that the history of tofu can be traced back to a long, long time ago. It was an alchemist in feudal society who made a procedural error while refining alchemy, and then accidentally discovered tofu.

I don’t know if there are Taoist priests in the bonsai world who can make elixirs. If there are, they may be able to make brine tofu occasionally when they make mistakes.

Thinking of this interesting speculation, Xu Boyan felt happy and laughed.

Before the smile fully unfolded, Xu Boan's expression suddenly stopped again.

what's the situation?

The incense's willpower actually trembled!

What does this mean!

Xu Boan carefully recalled the past moment.

Just when I was joking about "refining alchemy", the incense will tremble.

Xu Bo'an understood that the trembling of the incense's wish power usually represented what he was thinking about at that time, which could be realized by consuming the incense wish power!

So, could it be that in the world of bonsai, there really is such a thing as alchemy!

And you asked people to refine it?

The incense will tremble again.

Xu Boan's eyes lit up.

You guessed it right, it seems that someone really made the elixir.

The meaning of the incense's desire to tremble is!

Me too!

This...what are you waiting for?

I can do it!

Xu Boan hurriedly thought to himself: consume the power of incense and wish to master the alchemy technology!

The next moment, Xu Boan felt the familiar enlightenment-like feeling again.

……

He is a medicine man.

He is proficient in the properties of various herbs and knows the secrets of the human body's acupuncture points.

In order to treat various diseases, he learned to mix various medicinal herbs.

In order to prepare various medicines, stimulate their efficacy and make them easy to carry and take, he began to try to boil the medicinal herbs and then make pills.

In the end, he mastered the two alchemy techniques of fire refining and water refining. Fire refining is to roast the medicine in the cauldron, relying on the complementary properties of various medicines to condense into new pills. Although they are called pills, in fact many of them have irregular shapes.

Water refining involves boiling the medicine in a pot, drying it and then mixing it with edible wheat flour and soup to make pills that are easy to carry.

……

Xu Boan woke up quickly, and then became a little disappointed.

Well, this is completely different from the alchemy technique I imagined.

Xu Bo'an's idea of ​​alchemy is like that of a fairy, who can use the elixir of heaven and earth to refine an omnipotent elixir.

However, the knowledge content that I have mastered now seems to be a clever integration of some medicine refining techniques I learned from Dr. Zhang’s ancestral medical books and some medical techniques in the bonsai world!

This big cake is painted, but luckily I still have more incense and willpower, otherwise I would be so distressed by this wave of consumption!

……

After drinking the fish soup, Xu Boan felt warm all over.

The night is long and I have no intention of sleeping.

There is not much to see here in Kaoshan Village, so why not go to Shanyang City for another walk.

Just in time to see what happened among the people in Shanyang City, how could they suddenly achieve the achievement of being "revered by thousands of people"!

Xu Boan consumed the incense and wish power, and his sight instantly switched to Shanyang City.

The place where he appeared in Shanyang City was still the familiar location of the statue of the City God Temple.

Looking around, there are still many migrant workers busy.

The difference is that at this time, within sight, the previous workers finally stopped continuing the construction.

He was busy at this time. After finishing his busy work, he was carrying some wood, stones and other things that had been placed here to the cart in the distance. He was obviously preparing to leave.

Yes, Dynasty still listens.

The most important thing is that you no longer have to worry that your sight will be blocked in this small City God Temple house.

Xu Boan glanced at the crowd around him and found that the newly appointed head catcher, Lao Jiao, was chatting with others.

This was the only acquaintance present, so Xu Boan naturally focused his attention on Lao Jiao subconsciously.

"Master, how can you do such a coolie job at your age?" Lao Jiao asked an old migrant worker.

The migrant worker had a stooped body and gray hair. Xu Boan couldn't even tell his age at first.

"Well... Sir... this... this can't be done. I've seen this before..." The old migrant worker was afraid and wanted to kneel down, but was supported by Lao Jiao.

"Master, no matter what you say, I am your disciple. Once a teacher, always a father. How can you kneel down to me?"

The old migrant worker kept nodding his head, lowered his head and said: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, now you are an official and I am a citizen. When the people see an official, they must salute."

Lao Jiao simply stopped worrying about this topic and asked instead: "Master, weren't you promoted to serve in the Qingmu Mansion Yamen? Why are you doing all this work here!"

The old migrant worker sighed in a low voice and said: "Hey, it's hard to talk about things in this world. Most of the people in Qingmu Banner caused trouble, and I was fired because I didn't want to have sex with them."

Hearing this, Lao Jiao hurriedly asked: "Now that the new commander-in-chief of the Qingyun Army, Guo Wenzhong, has eliminated the rebels, can you resume your duties?"

The old migrant worker shook his head and said in a self-deprecating tone: "What kind of official am I? I'm just a lowly pawn. Besides, there's already someone in my position. How can I get back?"

Lao Jiao said unwillingly: "Master, I will write a letter for you. This matter cannot just let it go."

The old man waved his hand and said: "That's all, the person in that position now is backed by the nephew of Lord Cheng of Qingmu Mansion, so he can't compete with him."

Lao Jiao blinked and said doubtfully: "The person who transferred you to the Qingmu Mansion Yamen back then was the nephew of Lord Fu Cheng. Why..."

The old migrant worker waved his hands and said with an attitude of seeing through the secular world: "Everything in the world comes and goes for profit. Well, sir, I have to continue working, otherwise I won't be able to earn today's rations."

Lao Jiao grabbed the master and said: "Master, I would like to ask you to rejoin the class room and help me manage the public security of Shanyang County."

The old man waved his hand and said: "No need. The way you and I get along now can still leave a trace of kindness and friendship between each other. If we work together in the same place, there will inevitably be disputes, which will eventually lead to the loss of goodwill and the loss of friendship. Saved.”

Lao Jiao looked at his former mentor with a complex expression, and suddenly he had an idea, and said: "Master, I do know a place where people can live and work in peace and contentment, without oppression, without injustice, and...safe! I think if you are willing to go there, then It couldn’t be more appropriate.”

The old migrant worker smiled and shook his head and said: "How can there be a place like that in this world? Don't coax me, an old guy."

"Master, what I said is true. You believe me. You must also know about the appearance of the immortal grandpa in the Chenghuang Temple. In fact, the place I mentioned is the blessed place of that immortal." Lao Jiao persuaded with sincerity. With.

"Are you serious?" The old migrant worker showed a look of expectation on his face.

Lao Jiao said firmly: "It's absolutely true!"

The old migrant worker closed his eyes and thought for a while, then said: "I will give you an answer tomorrow. I have already agreed to do this job now."

Old Focus nodded, then let go of the old man's hand and let him leave.

He knew that the master was a person who kept his promises. If he didn't agree to this job, it would be fine. Since he agreed, he must do it well and finish it.

Seeing the old man getting busy, Lao Jiao was ready to leave.

Xu Boan immediately asked: "Old Jiao, what are you doing?"

Lao Jiao has been very high-spirited since he became the head catcher.

Earlier, because he was busy fighting against the enemy, he took on a lot of work as a small leader of the Shanyang Order, and he was so busy that he hit the back of his head.

Now the county has finally stabilized, and I finally feel like a leader.

No, at a time when Shanyang County was undergoing major construction projects, the new chief catcher of Shanyang City, Captain Jiao, came down with a kind of younger brother to inspect the work.

"Let's go back to Grandpa Shan Shen. I'm patrolling the streets. I happened to be patrolling around here. Come and take a look."

Xu Boan communicated with Lao Jiao again.

Only then did he realize that after he pretended to be angry and left Shanyang City, Chao Chao's remarks aroused the great admiration of the people in Shanyang City for Grandpa Shan Shen.

This is why he gained so many followers so quickly and gained the achievement of being "revered by thousands of people".

This is the role of influence. No wonder the more powerful and high-status people offer incense to themselves, the more incense they will get.

The same words spoken from the mouths of common people will naturally have a different effect than those spoken from the mouths of a county magnate.

It turns out that the consideration of the power of incense and incense is based on research.

After observing Shanyang City for a while, there was nothing interesting.

On the contrary, Juxiangfang, a conspicuous building in the city, is quite lively.

In line with the mentality of following the herd, Xu Bo'an retracted his sight and arrived at the side of Juxiangfang.

Once the clairvoyant magical power is activated, the situation in Juxiangfang can be seen at a glance.

In the hall of Juxiangfang, there are singing and dancing birds.

Each private room is full of spring scenery, elegant and cool.

The most pleasing sight is in a large box where Li Qingshi, an old acquaintance of Xu Boan's, is present.

In a room of about one hundred square meters, a huge thick solid wood table stood in the middle.

On the table, seven or eight beautiful women, wearing tulle silk clothes with long sleeves of different colors, danced. Both their body shapes and dancing postures were very graceful and graceful.

No wonder some people complained that "fairies are not in the human world, but in private rooms." It was really a bit fairy-like to have these professionals jump out.

It's a pity that although Xu Bo'an could see the grand scene inside through the wall, he couldn't take pictures and record it.

Otherwise, if this video is uploaded to Kuayin APP, it will definitely be popular!

This is called one-on-one classical dance. (End of chapter)