After the divorce, I became a mountain god

When Xu Boan saw this, he was stunned.

The mountain beast is only about the size of a melon seed kernel, and it has to be that small melon seed kernel.

And this is what it looks like after adding a pointed mouth and a long tail.

Seriously, it's just a bigger ant.

This thing was placed in a glass can. In Xu Boan's imagination, let alone being bitten by him, it probably wouldn't even be able to take a bite.

After all, the surface of the glass bottle is very smooth.

When Xu Bo'an and his children went up the mountain to catch large ants, grasshoppers, and even small insect toys such as mantises, grasshoppers, and crickets that are very aggressive when they were young, they kept them in glass bottles.

No mistakes, no jailbreaks!

Even a thin layer of plastic water bottles can easily trap these arrogant little overlords in the insect world.

But I didn't expect that this glass can bottle that was as solid as a city wall would be so vulnerable in the eyes of this little pangolin!
Xu Bo'an looked carefully and discovered the problem.

In the glass bottle, the little pangolin followed the cracks that had appeared and forcefully inserted the nails at the tips of its little claws.

Then with a seemingly easy pry, a piece of glass was pried off.

A small claw can be so powerful!
Xu Boan was immediately dumbfounded.

Good guy, I originally thought of putting this little thing in a glass bottle, and because of the smoothness of the glass bottle, it had nowhere to eat. After a long time of thinking, the clown turned out to be just himself!
People don’t live by their mouths alone!

Xu Boan instantly understood that this little guy was not only sharp in speech, but even his claws were immeasurably strong.

I was too prejudicial to do this!

But if you think about it carefully, it makes sense.

Pangolins and pangolins can't just rely on their good teeth to travel through mountains.

It's so inconvenient to simply open a road with teeth. It would be more convenient to walk through rocks by evolving into the shape of an earthworm.

Normally, animals with four limbs must first use their two front paws to pave a path when opening a road.

After thinking about this, Xu Bo'an couldn't help but feel a little scared.

Fortunately, when I grabbed this little thing out just now, I used the straw to pick it out directly.

Later, whether it was enlarged and placed in an iron cage, or made smaller and placed in a glass bottle, this little guy was relatively well-behaved and did not bite randomly.

If you are unlucky and this little thing treats it as an enemy attack, bites it suddenly or scratches it with your fingertips, then you will not be able to easily break through the defense!
Even if the fingertips of this little thing are too short, the thin layer of skin cannot withstand the grip!

Broken skin?

Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an suddenly thought of what happened when his skin was scratched and bloodied by the brown bear last time.

The final result was that he recovered the brown bear and returned to his divine position, becoming his own mountain-protecting Xiaomao God.

Is there a possibility that this little pangolin beast will also be my mountain-protecting little hairy god?

Xu Boan quickly shook his head and threw his thoughts to the back of his mind.

This won't work. It's better not to take risks if you have nothing to do.

What if this guy has some unknown infectious disease, bacteria, virus, etc., and he scratches his skin and infects himself, it will be very bad if he cannot be cured.

Of course, being incurable is secondary. If it can’t be cured, it’s game over!

After all, the medical knowledge and skills Xu Boan currently possesses are mainly based on the real world.

If you contract a disease that is difficult to treat in the bonsai world, you are really asking for trouble.

At this moment, Xu Boan heard another crisp sound from the glass bottle.

Next to the original crack, another crack appeared.

Xu Bo'an saw with his own eyes that the little pangolin's nails kept scraping up and down on the smooth inner wall of the glass bottle, moving like a diamond on the tip of a glass knife. After a while, a mark appeared.

Then, the marks continued to get deeper, and finally caused the entire glass bottle to crack.

With the appearance of the second crack, the body of the glass bottle collapsed and a piece of glass collapsed on the body of the bottle. The slightest movement would definitely cause it to fall apart and completely crack.

Seeing that this was the case, Xu Boan no longer allowed the little guy to continue making noises.

Immediately before the little guy completely ran out of the glass bottle, he raised his hand to pick up the glass bottle, and then put the glass bottle into a larger glass bowl like a matryoshka doll, and the matter came to an end.

That glass bowl was bought by Chen Pingping to make salad.

It is open like a basin and has a circle of patterns, which is quite exquisite.

At this time, it happened to be used by Xu Boan as a container to imprison the pangolin.

The reason why Xu Boan chose glass containers again is because the glass material is smooth and easy to observe.

If it were placed in a stainless steel cup or basin, Xu Bo'an would not be able to observe the movement of the pangolin in all directions without blind spots.

There is no way, the magical power of clairvoyance cannot be used in the real world, it is so frustrating.

When the little pangolin was moved by Xu Boan, his body swayed and fell from the broken glass bottle back to the bottom of the can.

Because the canned bottle was the leftover bottle after just finishing the can, there was still some juice in it that couldn't be drank cleanly.

Originally, when the cans were placed flat on the table, the juice seemed very shallow. Now, because the little guy bit one side, Xu Boan had no choice but to place the bottle sideways in a glass bowl, and the juice was still there. They all gathered at the lowest point at the bottom of the bottle, forming a small puddle.

Of course, the name of this small puddle is relative to the small pangolin the size of a melon seed kernel. In Xu Boan's eyes, the amount of water is just a few drops of canned juice that are not enough to stuff between the teeth. That’s all.

With the sudden tilt of the smooth glass bottle, the little pangolin accidentally slipped to the lowest point, and then inevitably fell into the small puddle. After that, the small body of the pangolin was seen falling frequently. Struggling, its four little paws flapped wildly up and down, left and right, and made a "chirp" cry, which revealed panic. "Afraid...so scared...of water...I'm afraid of water!" This voice was instantly captured by Xu Bo'an.

Xu Boan was startled, and then a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Well, since you little guy is afraid, it’s easy to talk about it.

If that doesn't work, in order to prevent the little guy from running around, you can bring a basin over, put a bottle in the middle, then fill the basin with water, and put the little guy on the bottle cap in the middle. I can't run out anymore!

Otherwise, if Xu Boan doesn't handle this thing properly, it will be an absolute species invasion after it escapes, and it will be difficult for Xu Boan to find it again!
As for whether to put the pangolin back into the bonsai world, Xu Bo'an hasn't decided yet.

After all, according to what the little people said earlier, the pangolin is very precious. Its skin is even stronger than iron skin, and it can definitely stop swords, guns, swords and halberds! It can be said to be a rare good thing in the world.

If after putting it back, it runs out of sight in the bonsai world, trying to find it again will be like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Xu Boan was not a saint, so how could he be willing to give up such a precious thing?
Of course, how to deal with this little pangolin is another matter.

Seeing that the pangolin beast was making more and more noises while writhing in the water, and the "chirp" sounds in its mouth were getting more and more urgent, Xu Bo'an scanned around and had an idea in his mind.

Xu Boan reached out and picked up the disposable plastic straw that was still lying aside, inserted it diagonally into the half-broken can, and placed it right next to the pangolin.

The pangolin was smart enough to grab the straw at once, inserting its sharp claws into the straw. It crawled out of the water in a few moments and stood on the straw, looking at the puddle beside it in horror.

"Afraid...scared! Hateful...water!" The little pangolin seemed a little scared, looking at the puddle where it almost drowned just now with lingering fear, its words were full of anxiety.

Xu Bo'an was about to open his mouth and try to communicate with the little guy again, when he saw the little guy suddenly moved forward slowly and tentatively, and then leaned down with his head probed, and gradually his mouth "squeaked" in the canned juice. Twice, and then let out a pleasant sigh.

"Tweet, it tastes great! It tastes great!"

Xu Bo'an saw it and laughed out loud.

I bet this guy really likes the taste of this sweet canned juice. Now that it's safe, I thought of taking a few sips to try it.

"Hey, little guy, I rescued you, how can you thank me?" Xu Bo'an asked.

This time, the little pangolin did not ignore Xu Boan, but looked around again, and then said: "Tweet... who is talking, who is it?"

Xu Bo'an said: "I am the Mountain God. The transparent and shiny stones you ate in the mountains before and the delicious sweet water you drink now are all mine."

"Tweet...who is talking? Tweet...who is it!"

Listening to the pangolin beast's uniform response, Xu Bo'an completely gave up the idea of ​​continuing to communicate with this little guy.

It seems that although I can understand the language of the pangolin beast, the pangolin beast can also hear Xu Boan's words.

However, due to its limited IQ, it is difficult for the pangolin to understand the meaning of Xu Boan's words, and it is also difficult for it to communicate normally with Xu Boan.

In order to have a peaceful sleep, Xu Bo'an directly followed his own thoughts and ideas, found a large face plate and filled it with water. Then he turned the glass bowl over and inserted it. With the help of a straw, he placed the pangolin on the bottom of the bowl. It's like being on an island in the middle of a lake.

Unless all the pangolins swim or fly over, they will definitely not be able to escape.

With these complete preparations, Xu Bo'an at least didn't have to worry about the pangolin getting lost.

As for whether he will release it next, he will have to wait until Xu Boan determines its value before making a decision.

In the bonsai world, most of the little people are asleep.

Xu Boan has long discovered that in the world inside bonsai, the little people in it go to bed very early at night.

Firstly, I was tired after working all day, and the biggest reason was that I had nothing to do at night, so going to bed early would save lamp fuel.

Of course, this is talking about the life of ordinary people.

Xu Boan can be seen in Shanyang City. The Juxiangfang at night is brightly lit with candles, but it is more lively than during the day.

It was already dark in Kaoshan Village and the Mountain Temple. It was obvious that Jin Dajian and other workers had already rested.

Most of the rooms in the remaining two earthen buildings were already dark, but there were still a few rooms with weak lights.

The old village chief Li Kanshan was not asleep yet, nor was Li Qingjiang in the room next to him, nor was Chen Shishi in a room not far away.

These three people are all well-informed people. Li Kaishan is older and has experienced a lot; Li Qingjiang has worked hard outside for a long time and has been exposed to a lot of outside society, so he is well-informed; Chen Shishi has been in a place like Juxiangfang all year round. The environment is great, I see many different types of guests, and I am naturally well-informed.

Xu Bo'an thought about it and chose Chen Shishi as the communication partner.

After all, it was a long night, and Xu Bo'an felt that it was more comfortable to face a beautiful woman than to face an old man.

"Chen Shishi, haven't you rested yet?" Xu Bo'an asked proactively.

Chen Shishi was sitting at her desk in a daze, seeming to be thinking about something. When she heard Grandpa Mountain God’s words, she hurriedly got up and respectfully bowed in the direction of the mountain temple, and then said: “As for Grandpa Mountain God, I met Brother Qingjiang at noon today. I learned a new math algorithm and Shishi found it very interesting and is reviewing the calculations. I heard he said you taught him this, and Grandpa Shan Shen is really amazing."

Good guy, Li Qingjiang has done a good job in this matter. He has actually spread it to young people to learn arithmetic. It can be said that he is a model of teaching and educating people in mountain villages all over the world.

Xu Bo'an said calmly: "Haha, it's a trivial matter, no need to mention it again, just study hard. If you make rapid progress, I will teach you more knowledge in the future."

Chen Shishi hurriedly thanked him and said, "Thank you very much for the attention of Grandpa Mountain God. Shishi should work hard. By the way, the little girl dares to ask a question. Grandpa Mountain God has been awake all night and is here to look for her. But what's the matter with Shishi?"

Xu Bo'an couldn't help but secretly approve in his heart.

See, it’s good to communicate with smart people. You don’t have to take the initiative to think of many things to say, the other party will give you a chance to say them.

Xu Bo'an said directly: "That's right, I want to ask you if you know anything about the pangolin beast."

"Pangolan beast?" Chen Shishi was obviously stunned when she heard this, and then said: "Isn't this something that only exists in stories and legends? The little girl has heard that this creature is indestructible, its teeth are like iron, and it can break everything. Its skin is like armor. , can withstand ten thousand swords. Its long tendons are like strings and can be used to make heavy bows. And its meat is a great tonic. It is said to have the benefits of promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, and prolonging life."

Xu Bo'an was very happy when he heard this. This mountain beast was full of treasures. Fortunately, he didn't let it go, otherwise he would have suffered a huge loss.

Chen Shishi paused for a while, then suddenly added: "By the way, there is another big feature that I almost forgot. It is said that the pangolin specially collects and likes all kinds of golden, translucent and shiny things. Its caves always have opposite sides. There are all kinds of gold, silver, jade and other precious stones, so this thing is also called a treasure-hunting beast!

However, this has been mentioned by others, but the little girl has never seen it herself, so she doesn’t know whether it is true or not. I hope Grandpa Shan Shen can verify it in the future and tell Shishi so that I can gain more knowledge! "(End of chapter)