After the divorce, I became a mountain god

When Xu Boan heard this, he immediately felt dumbfounded.

"What? Talisman paper!" Xu Bo'an was stunned and a little unbelievable.

"That's right, that kid confessed that he came to curse you. He originally planned to burn the curse on you outside your apartment door, but we didn't expect that we just stepped up patrols. He came here after drinking and hid himself when he was avoiding us. He accidentally fell asleep in the tool room and didn’t wake up until we found him.”

Well, Qi Xiaoqiang still hasn’t made much progress! He is still the same person who fails to succeed but fails to succeed.

It’s just that their family is crazy!
I am already very kind, but they are still so ignorant of praise.

In order to deal with himself, now he can think of all kinds of underhanded tricks, and he even uses such weird methods!

Talisman paper!

Good guy, you have to stab a villain next, right?

What kind of non-mainstream players are they?
Xu Bo'an said solemnly: "Okay, I understand. Let's actively cooperate with the police investigation and handle everything according to normal procedures."

"I understand, Mr. Xu. If you are busy, I won't disturb you." Liu Quan said softly, and at the same time he was very happy in his heart. His initiative to report to Mr. Xu seemed to be the right thing to do!

Xu Boan hung up the phone in a calm tone.

At this moment, Qi Xiaoxue's family was in a quarrel.

"Brother, why didn't you answer the phone? I don't know if the matter has been completed." Qi Xiaoxue looked at the TV uneasily, switching between several channels in less than a minute.

However, Zhao Hongxia said without any worry: "Haha, how can it be impossible to handle such a trivial matter? Your brother is not a three-year-old child anymore."

Qi Xiaoxue said in confusion: "Then why doesn't he come back?"

Zhao Hongxia said proudly: "Hey, you didn't know this. Didn't your brother find a partner before? I heard that the family conditions are quite good. Her family members have been sick these days, so your brother must have gone to show his kindness. . If this girl can marry into our family, your brother will have to work hard for at least twenty years."

Qi Xiaoxue said dissatisfied: "Even if this is the case, he doesn't know how to report after he has done something!"

Zhao Hongxia said: "Just keep it in your heart. As a boy, it's normal to be careless. You just don't take it seriously."

Qi Xiaoxue said worriedly: "Mom, do you think that talisman paper is effective? That thing can really make Xu Boyan treat me wholeheartedly!"

Zhao Hongxia lowered her voice mysteriously and said: "Hey, don't worry, it was consecrated by the master of Three Pagoda Temple. I also asked for some bad luck charms for your Aunt Zhao to use. How many bad luck charms has she had over the years?" Unfortunately, you saw it too."

"What? Aunt Zhao? Aren't you good besties? Why are you still..." Qi Xiaoxue was extremely horrified.

Zhao Hongxia rolled her eyes and said: "What do you know, girl? She always shows off to me that her daughter is marrying well, and my ears almost feel like cocoons.

What now? Her daughter has become a single mother at a young age. It is difficult to find a second marriage with a spoiler. In comparison, you don't have a spoiler at all, which is much better. "

Qi Xiaoxue frowned and asked: "The talismans from Three Pagodas Temple... are really so effective!"

Zhao Hongxia said proudly: "Of course it works. This thing is very popular. You don't know how hard it was for me to grab this opportunity."

Qi Xiaoxue asked with a somewhat skeptical tone: "Best seller? Are they all bought with money? Is that possible?"

Zhao Hongxia hurriedly said: "It's not money. Don't talk nonsense. It's incense money. It's not money. It's fate!"

Qi Xiaoxue nodded and said: "Okay, okay, whatever you say is what it is. I mean, is this thing really reliable? Why am I so unsure?"

Zhao Hongxia said in an affirmative tone: "Absolutely reliable! It's very effective. Didn't my mother and I also have conflicts before? I went to Three Pagoda Temple and asked someone to ask the master for a signature, which eased the relationship between us."

Qi Xiaoxue looked a little weird and said: "What? Asking for a signature? I was obviously afraid that you would be angry and hurt your body, so I took the initiative to apologize to you and make peace. What does the requesting for a signature have to do with what you said."

Zhao Hongxia asked proudly: "Hmph, how do you know that it wasn't my request for the signature that made you bow your head? Think about it, you were so stubborn in the past, why are you not so stubborn this time? There’s a reason for this.”

Qi Xiaoxue fiddled with her hair with an unnatural look on her face. It seemed that it made sense to say so!

Things like PUA are always gradual.

Qi Xiaoxue has slowly come to believe it. At least even if it is false, she has no big loss.

Think of the magical power of bad luck charms.

Qi Xiaoxue's face turned cold, and she gritted her teeth and said: "Mom, do we still have those bad luck charms at home? Give me some to use. I have to make that vixen who is pestering Xu Bo'an also unlucky! If it weren't for her, maybe Xu Bo'an wouldn't be there. He would be so ruthless to me."

Zhao Hongxia said with joy, "Of course we have it. How can such a good thing not be in stock? Just wait! I will find it for you, and the vixen must pay the price."

After rummaging through boxes and cabinets for a long time, Zhao Hongxia's expression changed.

She held a stack of brand new yellow talisman papers in her hand, which were wrapped in plastic packaging.

Looking at the brand-new talisman paper, Zhao Hongxia murmured to herself: "It's not good, something bad is going on. Your brother seems to have picked up the wrong one."

Qi Xiaoxue was startled, and asked subconsciously: "What? I got it wrong."

Zhao Hongxia said anxiously: "Didn't your brother drink wine yesterday? I was afraid that he wouldn't remember clearly, so I emphasized to him that he should use the talisman paper in the left drawer and never use the right one. The one on the right is bad luck. If you use the talisman, it will bring bad luck. But...but now I only have these new talismans."

Qi Xiaoxue's eyes widened and she said, "Huh? You mean, Qi Xiaoqiang took the bad luck charm and gave it to Xu Bo'an?"

Zhao Lixia shook the talisman in her hand and said tremblingly: "It should be so. I only have this new talisman left here. This is the marriage talisman I just asked for!"

Qi Xiaoxue felt a chill instantly.

"No, I have to go find him so that nothing happens."

As soon as she finished speaking, Zhao Hongxia's phone rang.

"Hello, are you Ms. Zhao Hongxia?"

"Yes, it's me, who are you?"

"Hello Ms. Zhao, this is the law enforcement team of the Social Security Administration. Qi Xiaoqiang is your son. Something happened to him. You have to come over."

"What? What happened to my son!" Zhao Hongxia shouted with red eyes.

The already messy home became a mess again.

……

Because he was thinking about what happened in the bonsai, Xu Bo'an finished the meal quickly.

Chen Pingping went to the kitchen and was busy washing dishes, and Xu Boan returned to his study.

After summoning the bonsai, his eyes moved quickly and found the pangolin cave discovered earlier. Using his clairvoyant power, he could see the details inside the cave.

Those dazzling diamonds are still there, and the shining golden brand inside is still there.

This little guy, not to mention anything else, would be extremely rich based on his little diamond savings, according to Xu Boan's real-world market price. He is indeed a guy who is good at treasure hunting.

In the cave, the pangolin is no longer there, and the monkeys are not nearby either. They must have moved again, but this is also a good thing, as it makes it easier for Xu Bo'an to get the sign.

Xu Boan immediately flew with his hands, and in a short time he dug a passage to the pangolin cave.

With a careful pinch, he took out the shiny golden sign.

As soon as he bought it, Xu Boan discovered that this golden brand was actually made of pure gold!
The material and craftsmanship of the gold medal were extremely exquisite. It was engraved with a pattern and imprint that Xu Bo'an didn't quite recognize, but it looked very unusual.

"A gold medal to avoid death!"

The font is vigorous and powerful, revealing an unquestionable majesty. With my limited knowledge of writing, I was able to roughly identify the meaning of the words above. Then I was immediately frightened by this gold medal.

Oh boy, this place still has this thing!
If this thing is real, it is simply too expensive.

I just don’t know how this thing ended up here.

Xu Bo'an filled the soil back with a few clicks. Although the traces were obvious, people underground would definitely not be able to see it.

Just as he thought about the underground, Xu Boan suddenly heard a voice calling him.

"Grandpa Mountain God, there are rabbits, do you want them?"

Xu Bo'an looked for his voice and saw that it was his mountain-guarding little hairy god contacting him.

"Of course, how did you do it?" Xu Bo'an asked doubtfully.

The moment he spoke, Xu Bo'an had already noticed the brown bear in the bonsai, and then quickly narrowed his eyes and saw the two gray rabbits under the brown bear.

"Hey hey hey, they just ran from somewhere else and I caught them." The brown bear said proudly.

Xu Boan was really convinced.

Well, this guy is so stupid and lucky, God will give him a good meal.

Xu Bo'an had been looking for a long time in the bonsai but could not find a rabbit. Not only did I encounter this brown bear, but two of them came at once, and they were both very fat.

But although this thing looks big, it actually doesn’t have much meat.

Although this rabbit is very big and plump, rabbits are animals that do not produce meat. Apart from the internal organ skeleton, there is actually very little meat on it.

How to judge this kind of "no meat"? For example, even if pigs and cows are two poultry animals that produce meat, the overall weight and the amount of meat produced after slaughter are not too different.

Compared with pork, sheep are animals that do not produce meat. If a sheep weighs 70 to 80 kilograms and removes the internal organs, fur and other things, the remaining meat will only be about 30 kilograms.

This is also the case with rabbits.

But taking back two rabbits at once, if Lu Yan wanted to ask for them again, he wouldn't be so embarrassed.

Then, Xu Boan took the rabbit from the brown bear's hand, broke off the ham sausage in his hand, and placed a new piece in front of the brown bear.

"Here, this is your reward, good job, keep up the good work! There will be more delicious rewards for you in the future!"

Xu Boan also started his own PUA strategy, and I have to say that sometimes this method is quite effective.

"Thank you, Grandpa Mountain God, for the fragrant meat."

As soon as the brown bear's nose moved, he knew that this was his favorite meat.

The brown bear was so happy that he was hungry. He wanted to eat something good, so Grandpa Mountain God rewarded him with such delicious food.

Although rabbit meat is delicious, for brown bears who are tired of eating rabbit meat, it is really not as good as a little ham sausage.

The brown bear lowered his head and was about to pick up the meat when a black shadow passed by, and then the piece of ham in front of him disappeared.

The brown bear let out an angry roar and then walked towards the direction where the black shadow ran.

Xu Bo'an knew very well that the black shadow was actually a pangolin. This guy was so fierce that he could snatch food from a monkey's mouth, but he actually dared to snatch it from a bear's mouth.

At this moment, Kung Fu not only provoked a bunch of monkeys.

Now the brown bear is even more offended.

The brown bear is naturally not a vegetarian. After being strengthened by Xu Boan with the power of incense, its sense of smell and physical fitness have been greatly enhanced.

Ever since, people saw a small animal running in front, a large checkered brown bear chasing behind, and a group of monkeys behind it seemed to be chasing as well.

Although the pangolin is not the fastest, it relies on its small size, flexibility and ability to dig holes to continue escaping.

If this continues, the monkeys and brown bears will definitely not be caught for a while.

Xu Bo'an saw it, thought about it, picked up the pen holder lying aside, and slammed it towards the place where the mountain beast was traveling.

As soon as the mouth of the bucket was closed, the little pangolin was caught by Xu Boan again.

Before the pangolin could dig a hole, Xu Boan suddenly pulled up the pen holder at an angle and took the pangolin away from the ground.

This time, Xu Bo'an was not in a hurry to put it back on the artificial island he made. After all, those monkeys knew that place. The two sides were like fire and water, so it was better not to cause any trouble.

"Little guy, why do you always steal other people's food?" Xu Bo'an asked with interest.

“Delicious, really delicious.”

Xu Bo'an taught him seriously: "No matter how delicious it is, you can't keep robbing other animals of their food."

“Delicious, really delicious.”

Listening to this guy's mechanized answer, Xu Bo'an was speechless for a while, and also lost the idea of ​​continuing to communicate with the pangolin.

I don’t know if this guy is really stupid or just pretending to be stupid.

But if you make a mistake, you will be punished. It is now an unstable factor in the bonsai, and Xu Bo'an doesn't want it to go back and cause trouble again.

After thinking about it, Xu Boan came up with an even more amazing move.

Xu Boan took out the glass from which he drank water. There was a stainless steel tea leaf compartment inside, and there was a bulge the size of a small fingernail in the middle of the compartment.

Pour water directly into the tea compartment, then put the little pangolin directly in, close the lid, and confine it perfectly!

The little pangolin was indeed a little frightened. It stayed on the small bump in the middle of the compartment and didn't dare to move, let alone trying to go down there.

The size of that location is similar to that of a pangolin. If the pangolin moves even slightly, it will fall into the water.

Holding the death-free gold medal in his hand, Xu Bo'an thought for a while and then went to the Tulou to find Chen Shishi.

Chen Shishi had just finished sewing with a group of aunts and was walking towards the house. Xu Boan was not in a hurry and waited until she entered the house before speaking.

"Chen Shishi, do you recognize this thing?"

As he spoke, Xu Boan put the death-free gold medal through the window and placed it there.

Chen Shishi's eyes lit up, her eyes suddenly became dull, her body became numb, and she was actually stunned.

"This is... the legendary Dajing death-free gold medal?"

Xu Boxin said with peace of mind that this girl is really knowledgeable: "Oh, it would be better if you know. You can introduce it to me."

Chen Shishi said softly: "This is the death-free gold medal awarded by the First Emperor when the Jing Dynasty was founded. There are 18 gold medals in total, which were awarded to 18 people who have made great contributions. It is said that the boss of Juxiangfang has a gold medal passed down from his family, so It was only in Da Jing Dynasty that development began to flourish.

A person who holds this gold medal for immunity from death can be exempted from the death penalty once by virtue of this gold medal, no matter how serious a crime he commits. Hey, Grandpa Mountain God, I don’t recognize the little character above, but I think it should be the same character. "

When Xu Boan heard this, he looked where Chen Shishi was pointing, and was surprised by the words on it.

That character was actually a traditional Chinese character that Xu Boan was familiar with! (End of chapter)