After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Soon, the little people started talking about this topic.

"Wow, that's a great description. It's like moving mountains and filling seas. That's what I said just now, but I can't remember the word no matter how hard I think about it."

"Haha, I just hate that I am uneducated and can take the world by saying wow!"

"Fuck you, you are so obvious. Besides, isn't this normal? Grandpa Mountain God's special power is mountain... I'll go, you are so cool to say this... this is a mountain?"

"Isn't this a mountain? What is that?"

"Your mountain looks like this! It's dark and shiny. Have you ever seen a mountain like this? You idiot!"

"Well, that makes sense. The mountains are either wood green or earth and stone. Pure black ones are rare."

"You idiot, it's rare to see such a cold god. There are none at all! At most, there are pure white snow-capped mountains. There are no pure black ones. Even the best black gold mines are not this dark!"

"I'm sorry, your mouth seems to have been opened. Listen! It's really..."

At the same time, on the other side of the Coal Sculpture Mountain, there was an exclamation from the crowd running in front.

"Oh my god, this is actually black gold stone! The best black gold ore!"

Following this man's shout, many people quickly gathered around him.

A large group of people instantly gathered around this black mountain.

"Really? What a bastard! Really! It's actually black gold ore. Grandpa Mountain God is also very kind to us."

"With so many black gold mines, a mine of pure black gold ore, how long do we have to burn it out?"

"You idiot, you loser. Do you want to set fire to such a good black gold mine? It's a disgrace."

"But... if this thing doesn't make a fire, what else can it be used for?"

"This is one of the few miraculous signs we have here. With this thing, it can prove that we have a blessing from heaven. It symbolizes wealth and good luck. How auspicious."

"Get out of here, what a blessing. This is obviously given to us by the mountain god who rescued people in distress. We almost ran out of people to make a fire to cook. The mountain god gave us a compassionate hand. You Still messing around with these useless things!”

"Swearing? You curse! How can you curse! You..."

"I just scolded you. What's wrong? Who told you to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf? I don't believe you won't burn this black gold ore."

"I'm not pretending, I'm really..."

"Okay, shut up, don't use it if you have the talent!"

"I……"

"I am who I am. If you have the guts, just say no!"

"By..."

"I wonder why? Just because you are so particular. Look at how perfect and beautiful this black gold stone mine is. The stones and trees on it are all the same as real ones. They are lifelike and lifelike. For someone as particular as you are, you must You can’t bear to mine it and burn it, right?”

The man was breathing heavily, as if the words were stuck in his throat and he couldn't say a word.

Xu Boan's eyes and ears suddenly felt that something was wrong.

These little guys are obviously different from the previous friends who were teasing and laughing. Those people from before could still tell that they were joking.

The tone of these people behind them didn't sound like they were joking at all, they were just yelling and scolding!

In Xu Bo'an's impression, the little guys in the bonsai area have always lived in harmony and helped each other.

But now, all this has subverted Xu Bo'an's inherent impression.

When did the harmonious atmosphere in the bonsai become so antagonistic? The relaxed environment of the past was completely gone.

Xu Bo'an was about to ask what was going on when he heard Li Kanshan and Li Laosan in the distance looking at the changes here with serious expressions and discussing and analyzing in a deep voice.

"His third uncle, we can't go on like this!" Li Kanshan looked at the crowd in the distance with a solemn expression. Because of the gift from the mountain god, his originally happy expression was not diluted much.

Li Laosan pursed his lips and shook his head, sighing: "Yes, these people are getting more and more noisy."

Li Kanshan sighed and said in embarrassment: "Oh, there are too many people, it is difficult to control them. They are all fellow villagers, either relatives or friends, so why..."

Li Laosan couldn't help but said: "I used to complain about the yamen, but now it seems that the yamen are still necessary. Otherwise, relying solely on self-consciousness will not work for this kind of thing!"

Li Kanshan nodded and said in agreement: "Yes, especially these nonsense things. The father-in-law is right and the mother-in-law is right. They all sound reasonable and sound right. If they are all in our village, It's okay to say that the current situation is not suitable for anyone. If you talk to people in your own village, they will say that you favor your own people and exclude outsiders. But if you talk to others, the villagers in our own village will inevitably be disappointed and say that we have to turn our elbows outward. It’s so tidy!”

Xu Bo'an nodded slightly when he heard this. As the saying goes, it is difficult for an upright official to deal with household affairs, and he was talking about such nonsense.

Hearing Li Kanshan's words, Li Laosan also felt that he felt the same, and nodded heavily to express his agreement.
In his opinion, Li Kanshan's worries are not unreasonable. In the past, he was from his own village. Based on his prestige as an elder and even everyone's past, he was able to handle disputes easily and people were still convinced.

In today's situation, if you are not careful, it will not only hurt people's hearts, but may also cause people to leave in anger, resulting in the loss of the population here, which is contrary to the expectations of Grandpa Mountain God. This is unworthy of Grandpa Mountain God's care.

Li Laosan sighed and said: "Who says it's not the case, but right now... ugh! Otherwise, why don't you have the shamelessness to ask the saint to come and see you again? After all, the saint represents the mountain god, and it will definitely work if she comes forward. The situation yesterday was even more serious than this. Wouldn’t it be okay with just a few words from the saint?”

When Xu Boan heard this, he was suddenly surprised.

Yo, I seem to understand a little bit. This is not an accident!
Listen to this, there is actually foreplay in this matter? Did you miss something exciting?
Li Kanshan's face wrinkled slightly, and his already dry face was even more wrinkled. He said hesitantly: "But... it's not good to bother the saint with such a trivial matter!" Li Laosan Li Kanshan enlightened: "Hey, how long has it been since then, and you still can't let go of that old face! There is no other better way. Now the mountain god has sent a blessing. As usual, it will be here soon." You have told us what to do. If we don’t solve this matter earlier and let Grandpa Shan Shen see it, won’t we be causing trouble for him? It will also show that we are incompetent!”

Li Kanshan struggled for a moment, opened his mouth several times, and finally said: "Okay, just do as you say, I will call a girl to invite the saint."

"Come on, isn't that Zhuan Zhu's mother!" As he spoke, Li Laosan said loudly, "Shuan Zhu's mother, come here and help me!"

Xu Bo'an took advantage of this gap and was not in a hurry to talk to the little people about the coal carvings, and quickly found Chen Shishi who was still in the house.

Chen Shishi had also been disturbed by the noise outside. She lay on the window sill and looked at the big and towering black mountain with interest.

The window of her room happened to be facing this way, which saved her time of going downstairs to watch the excitement.

Similarly, Chen Shishi saw the quarreling of the little people. Although Chen Shishi could not hear the content of their words due to the distance, as an oiran from a band, being good at observing words and expressions was only a basic skill. Therefore, Chen Shishi alone From the changes in their expressions, Chen Shishi could tell that they were taunting each other and quarreling!

"Oh, why is it like this again!" Chen Shishi muttered, looking a little frustrated.

Xu Bo'an spoke at the right time and asked: "Chen Shishi, what's going on with those people? I heard that they had a quarrel before, but you stopped them."

Chen Shishi leaned forward slightly and made a greeting gesture of blessing. Then she moved her teeth slightly and said softly: "It's not a big deal to go back to Grandpa Mountain God. Last night, when I took the magic weapon train that you gifted me, because of the Then, everyone started arguing. Later, they started arguing about all kinds of things, such as corn and sesame seeds. The quarrel was very violent.

Later, a few brothers from the city gate happened to come over to receive the meal. One of them casually made peace out of good intentions. Unexpectedly, someone pointed out that he had evil intentions in the past and was subdued by the mountain god. What qualifications did he have to point fingers here? ?

Later, I saw that the situation was really uncontrollable, so I went over to persuade the three parties. Everyone was reasonable and gave me this face. The matter was over. Who knew they would do it again today... sigh , the little girl didn’t know what to do. "

Xu Bo'an frowned slightly. Although Chen Shishi said it very simply and there didn't seem to be any turbulent scenes, Xu Bo'an knew that this matter was definitely not that simple.

The previous quarrel between the three parties was far different from that between the two parties, and they might have already started fighting!
"How did you persuade them at that time? Those people were more obedient?" Xu Bo'an asked.

"Actually, it's nothing. I just casually chatted about some truths and stories I heard in the past, and then told them that a gentleman's deeds do not matter his heart, and there is no perfect person in the world. Those little brothers guarding the city wall are not easy either. Ah, everyone should be more understanding and tolerant," Chen Shishi said softly and slowly.

Hearing these words, Xu Boyan first nodded with satisfaction and agreed. Then Xu Boyan's heart skipped a beat and his expression changed, as if he suddenly thought of something.

That's right, he suddenly found another trace of the real world in the bonsai world.

Xu Bo'an suddenly remembered that when he put the coal sculpture in, he seemed to have vaguely heard these words. However, his attention was focused on the coal sculpture at that time. There were too many noisy comments from the little people in the bonsai, and Xu Bo'an didn't pay too much attention. I heard it clearly, so I didn’t take it seriously.

At this moment, hearing Chen Pingping speak word by word, Xu Boan's attention was attracted.

"A gentleman doesn't care about his heart when it comes to his deeds. There is no perfect person in the world!" Xu Bo'an recited in a low voice.

This sentence is no problem, Xu Boan also likes it.

But the problem is, this sentence shouldn't appear here, shouldn't it appear in Chen Pingping's mouth, right?

Xu Boan thought carefully. Although she had thought of this sentence before, she had never mentioned it to Chen Pingping, so she definitely did not hear this sentence from herself.

Then here comes the problem.

This sentence comes from the book "Night Talk Around the Firehouse" written by Wang Yongbin during the Manchu Qing Dynasty.

This is also one of Xu Bo'an's two favorite easy-to-understand classic chicken soup books. The other is called "Zengguang Xianwen". After reading it, Xu Bo'an felt enlightened.

Moreover, this book, "Night Talk around the Fireplace", is also very famous. Together with "Cai Gen Tan" and "Xiaochuang Youji", it is called "the three most wonderful books about life". It is a collection of aphorisms that speak great truths.

Generally speaking, it takes "settling down and establishing a career" as the general topic, and then writes a variety of profound meanings that you will agree with at first glance from ten aspects such as human morality, self-cultivation, reading, educating children, loyalty, filial piety, diligence and thrift.

Even speaking more broadly, the influence of this book is so great that even 80-year-olds and children in compulsory education can all utter a sentence or two, even if it is not the original text, it is the general meaning.

Even some of the words they didn't know were from this book, but they were still catchy.

For example: "Sit quietly and think about your own mistakes, and don't talk about others' faults in small talk."

Another example is: "If I am not hungry and cold, my parents are worthy of me; if I do not make progress, how can I treat my parents? If I am not hungry and cold, God has not come back to me; if I have not made progress in learning, how can I treat God!"

Another example: "When the flowers have fallen, people have grown old, and spring is gone, where is the way back?"

All of these are common sentences used in various social friend circles such as QQ space and school network among classmates during school days.

The reason why Xu Bo'an knows so well is because he did the same thing in the first place.

Xu Bo'an asked softly: "Chen Shishi, your saying, 'A gentleman does not care about his heart when it comes to his deeds, and there is no perfect person in the world when it comes to his heart' is very well said. He is worthy of being an oiran who is proficient in chess, calligraphy and painting. He really deserves his reputation!"

Chen Shishi blushed and said sheepishly: "Grandpa Shan Shen has given me the award. How can a little girl have such ability? This little girl didn't think of saying this by herself. This is a saying that has been circulating for a long time. Shishi feels that It was just right to use it at that time, so I told everyone.”

Of course Xu Bo'an knew that these words were not originally written by Chen Shishi, but he was still a little dumbfounded when he heard such a conclusion.

Xu Bo'an was stunned and said: "Oh? It has been circulated for a long time, so you don't know who said it first?"

Chen Shishi shook her head slightly and said: "I don't know. When Shishi heard this sentence for the first time, she was shocked. She asked around for a long time, but she couldn't find the source. Later, she never said it again. I took the search seriously, and I just occasionally met young talents and asked about them, but after so many years, there was no result. "

Xu Boan asked again: "Do you know the approximate time it has been circulating? How many years has it been?"

Chen Shishi shook her head, and just as she was about to speak, she heard a cry from outside: "Come quickly, someone is here to kill someone!"

Both Xu Boan and Chen Shishi's expressions froze, and then changed drastically.

(End of this chapter)