After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Sometimes life is so helpless.

Xu Bo'an has imagined countless times what kind of situation he would be in and what he would be like when he chose to travel through time and enter the world of bonsai for the first time.

Are you here for curious exploration, are you here for the ever-changing spring breeze, or are you here to find the mystery of the origin of the world.

Xu Bo'an never expected that for his first time, he would not be greeted by any curious things that he was interested in, nor would he be able to find a beautiful girl who could make love for a while, nor would he have such complex philosophical thinking.

Some of them just came in panic, and some were just monsters with strange shapes that looked very menacing at first glance.

Xu Bo'an looked straight at the unknown beast in front of him, and the unknown monster also looked straight at Xu Bo'an.

One man and one beast stood face to face with big eyes and small eyes, maintaining their motionless postures, expressions and movements for a long time.

Xu Bo'an was thinking about how to deal with it, whether to use force or turn around and run away, whether to destroy it or injure it if to use force, and what level of injury was appropriate.

As for the idea of ​​​​running away, Xu Bo'an was naturally worried that he had nothing to do with the monster's strength. What would he do if he couldn't defeat this guy? To be on the safe side, the Thirty-Six Strategy was a good choice.

After all, although Xu Boan now has a hard-bodied physique that has been strengthened by the power of incense, he is still quite capable of fighting in theory, but that is also in a normal world under normal circumstances.

Time passed by, and Xu Boan was thinking about how to deal with it.

Now he has shrunk about two hundred times, and he is defenseless, but the opponent looks rough and thick-skinned, which is really difficult to deal with.
In addition, after all, he has just come here and is unfamiliar with the place. If the strange beast in front of him has powerful special abilities or can call powerful helpers, this is also a potential for Xu Bo'an. Danger.

Then, a familiar voice came from the strange animal's mouth.

Xu Bo'an had always subconsciously regarded the little pangolin as a small insect the size of an ant, so he never thought this little guy was that scary.

The shock that this pangolin brought to Xu Bo'an was the same at this moment. In its tiny state, it was not noticeable at all, but in its real state, it was extremely powerful. If Xu Bo'an hadn't been a brave artist, the person who saw it just now I'm afraid I will run away in an instant.

Then, the monster opened its big mouth and bit into the silver-white totem.

Therefore, Xu Boyan was thinking about the gains and losses in his mind.

Xu Boan was startled. This strange-looking guy seemed to be complaining about us!
But this is not the key, the key is... this voice sounds really familiar!

The totem looks like a dragon as a whole, but at this moment, it was eaten by the pangolin beast and has been somewhat changed beyond recognition.

At this moment, after knowing that the fierce-looking monster in front of him was the cute and weak pangolin, Xu Boan instantly lost all fear. Instead, he felt a sense of intimacy, and then began to look at it casually. The surrounding environment comes.

Behind the totem screen, there is a huge ring-shaped object standing diagonally underground. The whole thing has a bright white color and is shining under the sunlight.

Because Xu Boan had only seen pangolins in a tiny state before, Xu Boan had never paid attention to the true appearance of the little pangolins.

This thing...why does it look familiar?
As Xu Bo'an thought about it, his eyes subconsciously glanced to the side. Not far from this strange totem-like thing, there was an unfathomable transparent thing. It seemed like... a glass... cup!

Good guy, if I remember correctly, shouldn’t the owner of this voice be the little pangolin known as the treasure-hunting beast!

As for what the monster thought, Xu Boanke didn't know.

Xu Bo'an burst into laughter for a moment. It turned out that the ferocious-looking beast in front of him was actually the little pangolin that he had just let in not long ago.

Just like when people see flies, mosquitoes or even maggots, they just take a simple and casual glance. They never pay too much attention to them, nor do they feel scary. At most, they are just simply annoying.

Suddenly, the strange animal in front of him shook its somewhat numb head, and then turned around lazily. Then it stopped looking at Xu Boan and turned towards a huge, strange totem-shaped shiny thing not far behind him. Things run away.

But if you magnify these tiny bugs many times, or shrink people many times, and then look at them like that, their appearance will definitely scare many people away.

The first thing is the strange totem-like thing that the pangolin is eating. That thing is about as tall as a person. Of course, it is compared to Xu Boan's current height.

"It's delicious, it's so delicious! Some guys are so boring that they actually disturb me while I'm eating."

It also says "Jiangong Group's summer cool-off activity", and at the bottom is a row of words of year, month and day. Each word on it is as big as Xu Bo'an's current height.

Xu Boyan was immediately in his heart as ten thousand alpacas galloped past! I went and understood. Isn't this the glass teacup I put in before?

Originally, I used it to temporarily trap the pangolin in the bonsai.

Later, the pangolin used the method of plugging the holes with golden beans to crack it and ran away directly. Xu Bo'an didn't even have time to get the glass outside.

After confirming that this thing was his water cup, Xu Boan instantly understood what the shining silver thing on the side was.

In this way, the shining white millstone-shaped thing was the platinum ring that he and the pangolin beast put in together. Because when Xu Bo'an played back the pangolin just now, he put the pangolin here by default. After all, this is where Xu Bo'an took the pangolin out. When traveling between the two realms, the rule of "if there is no other arrangement, the entrance and exit will be the same by default" Unspoken rules.

In this case, the first teleportation point in the bonsai is set at the place where it was last contacted, so after Xu Boan came in, he also appeared here.

This has an advantage. Xu Boan, who was in his giant state when he first came in, did not cause panic to the people around him. After all, the back mountain was desolate and there was no one at all.

Although the area within the bonsai is not too large from Xu Boan's perspective, allowing him to see everything at a glance, the little people in these bonsais have limited vision, and coupled with the obstacles of the mountains, they can't even notice the giant state just now. Under the existence of Xu Boan.

Therefore, Xu Bo'an was able to stay here safely without causing too much panic. Of course, the pangolin should have been shocked, but this little guy was a foodie and didn't pay much attention to Xu Bo'an's existence. Therefore, after a short period of confusion, the pangolin beast judged that "Xu Bo'an has no malicious intent or threat, and it is not as delicious as the platinum ring on the side." It ignored Xu Bo'an and went to eat the platinum ring again.

For the pangolin, this fresh food that it has never eaten is far more attractive than a human that it can see every now and then in daily life.

The world of foodies is so simple,

If a huge giant suddenly appeared in Kaoshan Village, it would scare the little ones out of their wits!
Even if you are unlucky, maybe the model of the wooden earth building will be crushed by yourself. Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an is a little lucky.

After all, it was his own hard work. If he came in to avoid danger like a headless fly, but inadvertently brought disaster to the people of the mountain village, with their families and lives destroyed, then Xu Boanke would feel very sad.

Xu Bo'an was born in the peaceful national service and has received positive and peaceful teachings all year round. In his understanding, not causing trouble or causing trouble to others is a basic quality of a person.

Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an reminded himself emphatically in his mind. You must be more vigilant when entering the bonsai world in the future to ensure that it does not appear in an inappropriate place and cause disaster or inconvenience to the little guys here.

Thinking of the disaster, Xu Bo'an suddenly couldn't help but think of the tunnel collapse situation in the real world. He didn't know whether he would still be in the original dangerous position if he went out from here. If so, he would have to go there later. To avoid putting yourself in danger again.

But if you don't go out, if the rescuers don't find you when they go back to organize the rescue, won't you be listed as a missing person?
But this is better than encountering unknown dangers. In many disaster rescues, missing people have been found, and it seems that this is not a big deal.

What's more, coming in this time has consumed a lot of incense and will power. It is a treasure that I have finally obtained. If I just go out like this, it will be wasted for no reason, so I'd better let nature take its course and make peace with it as it comes.

Xu Boyan was tangled in his heart for a while. After he decided to stay for a while, he felt less mentally exhausted. Looking around, looking at the pangolin beast that was immersed in its hard work, Xu Boyan suddenly thought of his mountain protector. Little Mao God, that brown bear.

When you first arrive, it's important to have a solid ally.

Although Xu Boan has a close relationship with many people in the bonsai industry, when it comes to distance and trust, the one who ranks first is definitely his little mountain guardian. Moreover, it is also the most convenient to communicate with it. After all, Xu Boan can easily contact it through spiritual communication as long as he is willing.

Thinking of this, Xu Boyan silently issued an instruction in his heart: Where is the little Mao God who protects the mountain? Come and see me quickly.

Soon, Xu Boan felt a feeling of concern coming from his heart, and then the response from the other side seemed to be very fast, and he was approaching here not far away.

While waiting for the time of his little mountain guard, Xu Bo'an looked around boredly and found that there was nothing to see in this barren mountain. It felt no different from the mountains in the real world.

Xu Bo'an was originally engaged in engineering. It could be said that he lived in the mountains almost all year round, so he had no interest in these barren mountains and mountains. So after just a moment, Xu Boan had no interest in this so-called natural ecological scenery.

Seeing that the little pangolin was the only one here to relieve his boredom, Xu Boan simply said hello: "Hey, little guy, don't eat, or you may burst your stomach."

The ring now looks as tall as a person and very thick. The pangolin is only as big as an underage small crocodile. At this moment, Xu Bo'an saw that it had already eaten platinum equivalent to half its own size, so he gave it such a kind reminder.

After all, although this thing is a type of animal that Xu Bo'an doesn't understand, it can't be half of its body like a stomach, right?
When the pangolin beast heard Xu Boan's words, he stopped. Just when Xu Boan thought his words were very effective, he heard the pangolin beast respond in a very surprised tone: "Zhizhi, such a familiar voice, you are... ...Grandpa Mountain God?”

Xu Bo'an was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but secretly thought, "Miscalculation."

Xu Boan has no plans to reveal his identity yet, after all, it is in people's perception. Immortals should be unattainable, powerful, and omnipotent beings.

But now, if his identity is leaked, people may be frightened at first because of Xu Boan's existing abilities and supernatural powers such as communicating with animals, changing size, and clairvoyance. But given time, people will I found that this mountain god was a bit weak, at least his little ability seemed to be far from being an omnipotent existence.

If this continues, Xu Bo'an is worried that it will affect the faith of the little people in the bonsai, thereby delaying the acquisition of his incense wish. That is a tragic ending that Xu Bo'an cannot accept. After all, the importance of incense wish is self-evident. Metaphor.

Therefore, Xu Boan must come into contact with people in another identity. This will not only help people recognize him, but also allow him to integrate into this society faster and understand this society. It can also use the identity of the mountain god to make arrangements at critical moments. It is much easier to deploy or guide the little people to do something than it is now as a stranger.

Therefore, for Xu Bo'an, if he wants to distinguish his two identities and perfectly conceal the fact that he is the mountain god, he must first change his voice and intonation, so as not to be confused by those who are familiar with him in the bonsai. Contacts recognize their hidden identity by listening to their voice.

It would be nice if I had a way to change my voice, so that I wouldn't be able to easily reveal my identity as the Mountain God Grandpa. After all, in the bonsai world, there are quite a few people who have heard my voice.

Xu Boan subconsciously had such an idea in his heart.

At this moment, Xu Bo'an felt the vibration of the incense and willpower in his body.

(End of this chapter)