After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Xu Bo'an was just thinking about walking on foot when he suddenly learned that he actually had a mount! This feeling is so amazing.

It's like you have found a job and are about to go for an interview. You are quite nervous. Your pancake seller suddenly tells you that in fact, all the pancake stalls across the country are owned by our chain. Our family earns hundreds of millions a year. In this case, you won’t be nervous at any interview.

This is the current situation. It’s true that someone gave me a pillow as soon as I fell asleep! It’s exciting just thinking about it.

Seeing the cute appearance of his little Mao Shen, Xu Bo'an just wanted to laugh to the sky. Xu Bo'an grew up in the courtyard of the county's agricultural machinery factory. It was a place with a strong industrial atmosphere and there were few livestock. Therefore, Xu Bo'an never rode a bear since he was a child. , he has never even ridden a horse or a cow. The only ones he has ridden are bicycles, electric donkeys and shared bicycles. Now that he has such a majestic mount, how can he not be excited.

And now this brown bear is his little furry god, absolutely assured and reliable! Although it is indeed uncommon to use a bear as a mount, for Xu Bo'an, as long as there is a mount, it is good. It doesn't matter what he rides. Didn't you see that the mounts in "The Romance of the Gods" are weirder than the last, and the weirder they are, the more powerful they are!

Moreover, our mount is also a little Mao God. Although it is not a real and organized god, it can be said to be a mythical beast. And compared to the animals in the bonsai that Xu Boan sees now With such strength, this enhanced brown bear can fight fiercely and run very fast, even more powerful than those common tigers, leopards, and jackals!

Having a brown bear mount at your side is equivalent to having an off-road vehicle that can be driven intelligently with a 360-degree panoramic sunroof that does not require refueling, charging, maintenance, or tire changes. With this mount, the world is as big as a bonsai, isn’t it? You can go anywhere!

Looking at the brown bear waiting there, Xu Bo'an immediately shrunk a bit, looking just like a normal person. Then he took a high step and straddled the brown bear's neck with ease.

Then, Xu Boan understood why people wear saddles on their horses.

The riding experience in the original state is really a bit awkward.

Xiong Da looked at the front of the big ring and said hesitantly: "I seem to have seen this thing somewhere, but I can't remember clearly."

Xu Bo'an patted Xiong Da and introduced to the pangolin beast: "Here, let me introduce you to each other. This is the little hairy god who protects the mountain under the throne of this mountain, Xiong Da."

When it saw Xu Boan actually riding on the brown bear, it became bolder and got out of the hole.

Xiong Da had only seen other people wearing rings. Now that he saw a huge version of the ring, he would naturally have some memories, but since he had never seen such a big ring, it was naturally difficult to associate it with it.

Xu Boan didn't take it seriously, he simply thought that Xiong Da was talking about this ring.

"Sir, what are you shouting?" Looking at Xu Bo'an's strange behavior, Xiong Da asked in confusion.

Then he pointed at the pangolin, touched Xiong Da's mane and said, "Xiong Da, this little guy is a pangolin."

Upon hearing this, the pangolin beast rolled its little eyes and said, "Then can I also be the little hairy god who protects the mountain?"

"Pangolith, come out!" Xu Bo'an shouted in the direction under the platinum ring.

The pangolin beast didn't wait for Xu Bo'an to say anything more, and shouted: "The little hairy god who protects the mountain, what is the little hairy god who protects the mountain?"

After all, although the two worlds are different in size, the people are all the same. There must be people in the bonsai world who wear rings as accessories.

"By the way, I'll call you Xiong Da from now on." Xu Boan gently patted the brown bear's big head and said softly.

The brown bear responded obediently: "Okay, this is a good name! I like Da Xiong the most. I will call Da Xiong. Sir, Da Xiong will take you to the temple now?" Xiong Da likes it very much. This name was called twice in one sentence.

As soon as Xu Bo'an finished speaking, he heard a weak voice: "I...I'm afraid!" As the words fell, the mountain-panthering beast climbed out obediently.

Xu Bo'an exaggerated and said with a smile: "He is the magic weapon and general under the command of the mountain god."

Fortunately, the brown bear's neck is quite soft and has a thick mane, so it's okay. However, if you want to travel a long distance in the future, it will be a bit unfair to your hips. When I get the chance, I'll still have to customize a bear saddle cushion.

Xu Boan chuckled and said: "Call a little guy and you may become companions in the future."

Xu Bo'an shook his head and said, "No, let's go around here twice." Xu Bo'an had not ridden an animal before and wanted to try out the experience of this mount first.

It didn't run out directly, but first revealed a pointed little head, peering around to observe the situation.

Hearing this, Xu Boan asked curiously: "Looks familiar? What do you mean?"

Xiong Da walked around obediently, looked at the big platinum ring and asked, "Sir, why does this thing look familiar?"

"Then it depends on your performance." Xu Bo'an directly drew a big picture. At least for now, he has not decided to accept another mountain guardian Xiaomao God under his command.

After all, it was a coincidence that he accepted this brown bear as the mountain protector. He accidentally scratched his finger by this brown bear, so he accepted it by accident.

If Xu Bo'an is asked to use the same method to subdue a mountain-protecting little Mao Shen now, Xu Bo'an doesn't want to be caught again. After all, this thing is not a big cabbage. It has to pay attention to immortality. Even if it is caught and injured, it may not succeed. .

It would be bad if some other special bacteria that I didn't know infected me, because after all, I still don't understand the world that well.

"Okay, I will keep a good expression, but... this bear is big! Why is he so big as a bear? Isn't he a bear?" Pangolin asked in confusion.

Xu Bo'an smiled and said: "Yes, he is a bear, but what's the name of a bear? This is the name I just gave him!"

"Name, what is a name?" Pangolin became even more confused and asked hurriedly,

Xu Bo'an explained: "The name is the code name of an individual. For example, although he is a bear. But there are so many bears in the world, how can we distinguish them? I gave him a name like a bear, so that I can call him another bear in the future. Big bear, it knows I’m calling it.”

The pangolin pondered for a moment, and then said in a strange way: "Oh, I understand, so my name shouldn't be called the pangolin. There are so many pangolins in the mountains, so I have to have a unique name of my own." .Can you help me."

Xu Bo'an thought about it for a moment and said, "Okay, if it's your name, I'll call you 'Xiaobao', okay?"

The pangolin beast said with some dissatisfaction: "No, no, why is there a 'big' in his name, and why is there only a 'small' in my name."

Good guy, you are such a little kid. If you call me big, don’t you feel guilty?

However, Xu Bo'an suddenly felt that the pangolin beast was very intelligent. At least Xiong Da had been strengthened by him once, and it seemed that he did not have the rebuttal ability and IQ of the pangolin beast.

Xu Boan added casually: "Then I'll call you 'Dashan' Head Office."

The pangolin beast was still dissatisfied and said, "This doesn't sound good either."

Xu Boan said helplessly: "Then I can't call you Dachuan and Dashou. Or Daxun?"

"Why is he called Xiong Da and I am Da Xun? No, no, no." After all, animals are very vocal in their ability to generate sounds. In their speech, there is no difference between "bear" and "Xun"

Xu Boan said impatiently: "Then tell me, what do you want to be called? I can't help it." The pangolin beast shook its tail and said: "You just said big wear, I think this is more acceptable. Then I’d better call him Da Chuan.”

Xu Bo'an suddenly felt a chill. This name was really a bit difficult to pronounce.

However, if the synonym of "mountain and river" is used instead of river, it is still acceptable. There are famous mountains and rivers!

"Okay, then I'll call you Dachuan." Xu Bo'an said deliberately.

"Okay, Dachuan, what a name, I have a name too." The mountain beast said happily.

What a simple little guy, he was brushed off so easily.

Xu Bo'an looked at this silly guy and asked, "Okay Dachuan, we are now going back to a place with people. Do you want to live here or follow us?"

The pangolin beast was not very smart, so he immediately said: "I'd better follow you. It's too dangerous for me to be here alone. If I remember correctly, those monkeys are still looking for me!"

Xu Bo'an couldn't help but think of the last time the pangolin robbed something from a group of monkeys. He didn't expect that this guy also knew how to avoid its sharp edges.

Xu Boan smiled cheerfully and said: "No problem, then jump up and I will take you with me."

"But this is my delicious food!" The pangolin looked at his platinum ring reluctantly.

Xu Boyan comforted it and said: "Don't worry, this place is the territory of the big bear, no one dares to steal your things."

"Oh? When Xiong grows up, can he help me deal with those monkeys?" the pangolin said in a hopeful tone.

"Okay, let's wait until we meet again. Come up quickly!" Xu Bo'an urged.

The pangolin beast ran to the platinum ring and bit it twice, then reluctantly jumped on Xiong Da's body, and then climbed onto Xu Bo'an's shoulders.

"Okay, Xiong Da, let's go." Xu Bo'an shouted with great momentum.

"Ouch! I don't want anyone other than adults to sit on me." Xiong Da said a little aggrieved.

"Okay, this guy is so small, you don't want to let him lose us. Besides, this guy is very capable. The treasures he finds can be exchanged for delicious food for you." Xu Bo'an acted as the peacemaker and persuaded. .

"Well, since you have spoken, my lord, I will listen." Xiong Da opened his mouth wide and drooled, not knowing what food he was thinking of.

Soon, Xiong Da carried Xu Boan on his back and headed towards the mountain temple.

The road in the mountains and forests is really difficult to walk. Even though Xiong Da tried his best to take a better road, there were only barren mountains and ridges with no roads at all.

Although Xu Boan is not what he used to be, he is not too afraid of those thorn bushes. But his clothes were still made of ordinary fabrics. He was only halfway through the journey, and his clothes already had a ragged look. They were no better than the refugees who had come to the mountain village to escape before.

This made Xu Bo'an feel that he couldn't hold his head up. The little guys at the mountain temple were currently constructing the temple.

It is inevitable that I will meet Jin Dajian and others in the past. It would not be like an expert to leave such a first impression when meeting for the first time.

He couldn't let such bad news spread out on his first appearance.

If nothing else, you must at least get yourself a decent outfit first.

Xu Bo'an thought for a while, patted Xiong Da's head gently and said, "Xiong Da, do you know where I can buy clothes?"

Xiong Da hurried on without looking back, "Clothes? Sir, do you feel a little cold? Xiong Da just walk slower."

Xu Boan denied: "No, I just want to change my clothes."

Xiong Da said honestly: "Well, there are many people in the village over the mountain temple, so we should be able to change clothes."

Xu Boan emphasized: "I don't want to change with others, I want to buy new clothes."

Xiong Da looked at the brown hair on his body in confusion and said: "New clothes? Change clothes? But the hair on my body changes automatically. It will change when it is cold or hot. I don't know what these things should do. Where to change.”

Xu Bo'an was speechless when he heard this. Xiong Da's knowledge still needs to be improved.

At this moment, Xu Boan, the pangolin lying on his shoulders, spoke up: "Master Mountain God, do you want to buy a new set of clothes because your clothes are torn?"

Xu Bo'an said in surprise: "Yes, do you know where I can buy it?"

The pangolin nodded and said: "I know where it is. Keep walking over there. There are many, many people. I have seen many new clothes there. Oh, by the way, that place is very lively. There is also a place with many It’s delicious! It seems like people who heard you said it’s called Xishan Market Town!”

"Xishan Market Town!" Xu Bo'an repeated the word.

"That's right, sir, that's the way you say it." The pangolin nodded hurriedly.

Xu Bo'an suddenly remembered that the people in Kaoshan Village had said that Xishan Market Town was the closest market town to here, but he didn't expect that the pangolin beast had been there.

Xu Boan decided: "Okay, let's go to Xishan Market Town. Xiong Da, you know the direction."

Xiong Da shook his head and said: "Hey, sir, I have never been out of this forest."

"Dachuan, do you know how to get there?" Xu Bo'an placed his hope on the pangolin beast.

"Of course I know. I've been there several times. If I hadn't found so many hard and shiny things in here, I wouldn't have known that there wasn't any delicious food in this place." The pangolin showed off proudly.

It seems that the pangolin beast really came back because of the diamond mine. If it weren't for the diamond mine, there wouldn't be much gold here. After all, the villagers are so poor that they can't even afford the gold, so they go to Xishan Market Town to try it. Luck can also bring some gains.

"Okay Dachuan, you come to lead the way, we go to Xishan Market Town." Xu Bo'an said.

The mountain beast said happily: "Okay, Lord Mountain God, I will lead the way. Let's go in this direction first."

The road to the market town was much smoother. Xiong Da was very fast. Soon, Xu Boan saw a lively scene in the distance. (End of chapter)