After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Chen Shishi, how can she unlock the password lock on my mobile phone screen?

Thinking of this problem, Xu Bo'an can be said to be extremely puzzled about it.

With doubts in his heart, Xu Bo'an was about to ask Chen Shishi, but before he could speak, Chen Shishi spoke first: "By the way, Grandpa Mountain God, the little girl also saw some pictures of fairies and fairies. The fairies looked like Is it a spider spirit that has been transformed into a human form? Is it the spirit that Grandpa Mountain God subdued before?"

Chen Shishi's face was full of curiosity.

Xu Bo'an had a strange look on his face when he heard this, and subconsciously responded casually: "Spider spirit?"

Chen Shishi nodded and said, "Yes, Grandpa Mountain God, it's in a small green pattern in your magic weapon. I clicked on it and saw it.

The spider spirit in the scroll is dressed in black, with some silver stripes on its body, and there is a large silver spider pattern in the middle. She is much more beautiful than ordinary women. If it weren't for the magic fairy, I can hardly imagine that she could be so flawless! "

While Chen Shishi was talking, she was gesturing in front of herself, explaining that there was a big spider pattern in this position of the goblin.

When Xu Bo'an heard this, he immediately understood. Isn't this the kind of short video that has been popular in Kuaiyin software recently, in which a beautiful woman wears a tight-fitting Spider-Man jacket and disguises herself as Spider-Man? These short-view screens have become very popular recently. Many beauties have shot and posted short videos, which have attracted many people to forward and promote them. Chen Shishi must be referring to this type of picture.

As for what Chen Shishi calls "magic, flawless". Haha, this is all due to the legendary "beautification" method. The powerful effect of beauty is beyond the reach of even the magical power of disguise that Xu Bo'an learned.

Xu Bo'an did not directly answer Chen Shishi's question because there was no way to answer the question. You can't say it was just a sideshow by a boring person playing role-playing, right? This affects our image in the upper realm a bit too much.

Fortunately, Xu Boan's status was high, so he didn't need to explain some reasons to Chen Shishi. If he didn't want to answer, he wouldn't answer, and no one dared to say anything. After all, "the first level of officialdom kills people", this is the eternal truth throughout the ages.

Xu Boan turned to Chen Shishi and asked, "Besides, what else did you see?"

Chen Shishi saw that Grandpa Mountain God did not follow his topic to answer her questions, so she was not unhappy at all. When she heard Grandpa Mountain God's question, she immediately put away her curious expression and answered with a sincere face. Said: "Returning to Grandpa Mountain God, the little girl also saw some moving scrolls, which were extremely magical, even like the scene was reproduced, very real, and more real than anything I dreamed about in my dreams.

It is precisely because of these extraordinary miracles that I guessed that this might be your thing, Grandpa Mountain God. To be honest, Grandpa Mountain God said, I didn’t know this was your magic weapon before. If not, the little girl wouldn’t dare to touch this treasure no matter what. "

Hearing that Chen Shishi had read a lot of things, Xu Bo'an frowned again and asked: "Oh? What videos have you watched... what moving scrolls have you seen?"

Chen Shishi pursed her lips and said, "Return to what Grandpa Mountain God said. The little girl looked at a picture of an excavator, a magic weapon in the fairy world. The power of that magic weapon seems to be more powerful than the one you gave to Master Jin Dajian; in addition, the little girl also It looks like a magic train. It has a beautiful pointed head, but it’s just cute for us.”

cute? What I give you is a cartoon train toy. It has no other advantages besides being cute. It can’t be compared with other people’s serious bullet high-speed trains.

Having said this, Chen Shishi tilted her head and thought for a while, then said: "The thing that I remember the most is the picture of a group of fairies dancing gracefully. In the picture, there are clouds and mist, a rainbow as a companion, and fairy music. The beautiful scenery is really I have never seen this little girl in my life, she is really beautiful.

But the little girl didn't understand. There was a voice inside, which seemed to say, "The fairy is not in the human world, but in the private room." The little girl didn't know what this meant. "

When Xu Boan heard this, his head suddenly darkened.

You're talking all kinds of nonsense, I really don't know who posted this broken screen while listening to music.

What clouds and mist surround you, what rainbow tails, what fairy sounds and fairy moons, they are all high-tech! Especially the ambient light, how can it compare to the rainbow!

Seeing that Grandpa Mountain God did not respond, Chen Shishi continued to herself: "By the way, Grandpa Mountain God, speaking of fairies, the little girl also saw a... a... fairy who was wearing very cool clothes. I saw someone called her a bikini girl. Fairy, this name is so weird. I have never heard of this kind of fairy. I wonder what kind of fairy this bikini fairy is in charge of? "

Bikini? Fairy!

This misunderstanding has become a big deal.

And he can't say that these things are clothes. After all, for gods, clothes can be changed, and avoiding water is a basic skill. It seems unreasonable to specially design such clothes.

Xu Boan suppressed the smile in his heart and said right away: "Well, he can barely be regarded as a god related to water."

Chen Shishi nodded slowly and said with some understanding: "Oh, the little girl understands. No wonder she wears so few clothes for the convenience of getting into the water. By the way, Grandpa Mountain God, the little girl also saw a little boy inside. The picture of the woman playing the piano in the temple that night is also moving, thank you to Grandpa Mountain God for your appreciation."

Xu Bo'an was a little embarrassed. He didn't expect that he would even find that video. Fortunately, she didn't understand the truth of these things, otherwise the title of secretly filmed video would not have escaped her.

Fortunately, looking at Chen Shishi like this, the videos she saw were normal and serious videos, and there didn't seem to be any bad effects.

But Xu Boan still didn't understand how she could get past the screen lock of her phone and see the content on her phone.

In order to ask more clearly, Xu Boan asked directly and specifically: "Tell me, what did you do after you got my magic weapon?"

Chen Shishi answered honestly: "After the little girl got the magic weapon of Grandpa Mountain God, she found that this magic weapon can actually show what I saw.
And when I moved, it would also move. Later, I saw a small picture in the corner below. After clicking on it, a new large picture appeared. "

Can the phone show what she saw?

This is the built-in shooting function of your smartphone!

Xu Boan suddenly realized why he had forgotten this.

When the phone's shooting function is enabled, it remains unlocked, so Chen Shishi can bypass the screen lock and see the content on the phone. And she had been shooting with her mobile phone before, so when Chen Shishi got her mobile phone in this situation, there was naturally no screen lock.

Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an understood the reason instantly.

"What else did you see?" Xu Bo'an asked tentatively again.

Chen Shishi frowned slightly, shook her head slowly, and said, "If you go back to Grandpa Mountain God, then...it's nothing."

It's fine, it's nothing, Xu Boyan thought to himself, and at the same time, his heart settled down again.

Just as he was about to leave here, Chen Shishi suddenly said: "By the way, Lord Mountain God, the little girl suddenly remembered that just now, the little girl learned a dance from your fairy world with your magic weapon.

It was a long night with no intention of sleeping. If the mountain god was free, the little girl wanted to perform this dance for the mountain god and asked his permission. "

After all, Chen Shishi is a professional from the music studio, an absolute top business K player. Although she may not greet guests like a low-end kabuki performer, making fun and asking for money, she has always received training in related business entertainment. In order to prepare for the needs of high-end customers, there is no doubt about professionalism in this area.

Throughout the ages, the rhetoric in various industries has actually been small. It is nothing more than the word "catering". Now it is the so-called "emotional value".

These professional words that cater to customers' moods, provide customers' emotional value, and mobilize customers' consumption desires are slightly processed, and after making inferences and drawing inferences, they are used with all their heart on Xu Bo'an. Then Xu Bo'an is not allowed to let himself go in this unsupervised world. .

In the past, Chen Shishi used her rhetoric skills and took the initiative in just a few words. But at this moment, it failed.

Chen Shishi was about to get up and start dancing, but she heard Grandpa Mountain God say majestically: "No need, I have important things to do, you should rest early."

The reason why Xu Bo'an left in such a hurry was because he was thinking about the painting "Mocking King Liyang's Reluctance to Drink". He had obtained Li Bai's authentic work, so he would naturally be worried about placing it in the mountain temple. There are many people in the mountain temple, so it would be bad if it was broken and lost. Such an important thing can only be placed in a world where its value can be realized.

Hearing Grandpa Mountain God's rejection, Chen Shishi nodded slightly in disappointment and said: "Little girl, I understand. I send you my best wishes to Grandpa Mountain God."

Thinking of his authentic copy of Li Bai's "Mocking Wang Liyang's Reluctance to Drink", Xu Bo'an asked casually: "By the way, Chen Shishi, let me ask you, have you ever heard of the name Li Bai."

After all, this piece of Li Bai's calligraphy was found in a bonsai, and maybe there is also Li Bai's poem "The Legend of All Realms". In this case, maybe there will be more authentic works of Li Bai here. Although it is said that if there are too many of these things, they will become less valuable, but after all, they are Chinese treasures, and they should be collected if they can be collected.

Chen Shishi frowned slightly and thought for a while, then slowly shook her head and replied seriously: "Returning to Grandpa Shan Shen, I have never heard of Li Bai. I wonder who he is? I can represent him when I have the chance." Grandpa Shan Shen asked."

It seems that the bonsai world has not been influenced by Li Bai's poetry. Otherwise, the works of literary giants and poetry saints like Li Bai will definitely be popular.

But in this case, I really don’t know the significance of their collection of Li Bai’s authentic works. Maybe it's just that the calligraphy is good enough.

Seeing that nothing was asked, Xu Bo'an said casually: "Okay, there's nothing else to do. I still have something to do, so I'll leave first. You can rest early."

Chen Shishi kowtowed and said, "Little girl, thank you to Grandpa Mountain God for your concern. I send you my best wishes to Grandpa Mountain God."

Xu Bo'an wanted to return to his true body as soon as his mind moved. The moment he was about to leave, he suddenly thought that Chen Shishi would not be able to rest here. She had already come by herself, so why not help her and send her down the mountain? She was going to sleep. It's more comfortable to be in bed.

Just as she was about to ask Chen Shishi for her opinion, she saw Chen Shishi slowly getting up and looking at the moon hanging in the sky outside the window with a sentimental expression. She opened her mouth softly and read slowly: : "Raise your head...look at the mountains and the moon, lower your head...think of your hometown!"
When Xu Bo'an heard this, his heart immediately trembled and he frowned.

Um?
what is that!
What kind of outrageous nonsense are you talking about?
Chen Shishi, Chen Shishi, didn’t you just say that you have never heard of Li Bai? Then what’s going on with this song “Quiet Night Thoughts”?
As for Chen Shishi's reading of "Looking up at the mountains and moon, bowing down to think of hometown" instead of "Looking up to the bright moon, bowing to thinking of hometown", Xu Bo'an was not surprised. Because when Xu Bo'an was in school, he once heard his teacher say that the previous version of this poem was "Mountain Moon", not the "Ming Moon" that people now learn from books. Some ancient books from the Song Dynasty have records of "looking up at the mountains and the moon".

During the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, in "Three Hundred Tang Poems" compiled by retired scholars from Hengtang, the expression of this poem changed to "Looking up at the bright moon". This version was widely circulated in later generations and became what people are now familiar with. version of.

However, to this day, many people suggest changing "Ming Yue" back to "Mountain Moon" on the grounds that it can provide a more specific explanation of the poet's environment.

Although the two words are different, there is no doubt that whether it is "raising your head and looking at the moon" or "raising your head and looking at the bright moon", the author of this poem is the poet Li Bai! This can never be wrong.

You girl, you just said that you have never heard of Li Bai, and now you are here reciting his poems, how can you have the guts to lie to me?
Xu Boan immediately asked displeasedly: "Chen Shishi, haven't you never heard of Li Bai? Who wrote the poem you just read?"

Chen Shishi was looking at the things here and feeling homesick for her homeland. Suddenly she heard the words of Grandpa Mountain God, and the words were obviously very unpleasant. She was so frightened that she hurriedly knelt down on the ground again.

"Grandpa Mountain God, please forgive me. The little girl did not know that Grandpa Mountain God has not left yet, so she neglected Grandpa Mountain God. Just now, the little girl thought that Grandpa Mountain God had left, so she got up. She happened to see the bright moon in the night, and she missed her hometown for a while. I'm a bit sentimental. I hope Grandpa Shan Shen will forgive me."

Xu Bo'an said sternly: "Who asked you this? I'm asking you, how did you know these two lines of poetry you just read? Who wrote them!"

Chen Shishi asked in confusion: "Is this what Grandpa Mountain God said, 'The moonlight is bright in front of the bed, I suspect it's frost on the ground, I look up at the mountain and the moon, I lower my head and miss my hometown'?"

Xu Bo'an snorted coldly and said, "Humph, who asked you to memorize a poem? I'm asking you who wrote this poem."

Chen Shishi's eyes were filled with fright, and she hurriedly explained: "Grandpa Mountain God, this... this poem was created by your colleague, hundreds of years ago, by the Mountain God of Yushan Mountain."

Ok?
What did you say
When Xu Boan heard this, he was surprised again.

(End of this chapter)