After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Yu Bingyao looked at Xu Bo'an with dissatisfaction and said, "Hey, stop making trouble here. I kindly reminded you, but you are laughing at me here."

Xu Boan waved his hands and explained hypocritically: "I'm not laughing at you, I just remembered something very happy!"

Yu Bingyao obviously didn't believe Xu Bo'an's lies, and immediately asked unhappily: "What happy things are you talking about? I don't believe it!"

Xu Bo'an said calmly, "Our old sow gave birth to nine piglets. Don't you think it's worth being happy?"

When Yu Bingyao heard this, she realized that Xu Boan was teasing her. She glared at Xu Boan and ignored him.

In fact, Xu Boan didn't need to chat with Yu Bingyao, but Yu Bingyao was such an interesting person that Xu Boan didn't get annoyed with her.

The reason why I know so much is because the result Xu Boan calculated about Yu Bingyao using the Fude Divination Sutra just now was really interesting.

Su Jie, Yu Bingyao's half-sister, is such a unlucky little girl!
It was bad enough for others to get stuck in their teeth when drinking cold water, but she not only got stuck in her teeth, she also once choked and passed out while drinking water.

From childhood to adulthood, Yu Bingyao would break more than 30 water cups and bowls a year, which resulted in her using stainless steel bowls and plates even now that she has grown up.

When I was in school, it was common for me to fill in the serial answer sheet during exams. I also forgot to bring my ID card during the middle school entrance examination and the college entrance examination, and was reported in the local news twice in three years.

In addition, her cell phone falls once or twice almost every week, and she doesn’t even have enough money to buy insurance for broken screens on new phones. It’s also common for her to trip while walking, and elevator damage happens every year!
As for the incident of bird droppings falling on the head, it is not the first or second time that has happened. Bingyao even has to wear a hat when she goes out now. Although it cannot prevent it, if bird droppings fall on her head, she can at least throw away the hat, which is more convenient to deal with.

In general, even Xu Boan, who already has a golden finger and thinks he is knowledgeable and can easily accept everything, can't believe that there are such unlucky little guys in the world!
But this is certainly not the reason why Xu Boan doesn't find her annoying. After all, no matter how unlucky she is, according to Xu Boan's status as Su Jie's friend, he should not treat Yu Bingyao, who is at odds with Su Jie, too much.

The reason why he was willing to pay attention to her was because Xu Bo'an had predicted that Yu Bingyao was an invisible good person!
Perhaps because of the bad luck that she had suffered since childhood, Yu Bingyao fell in love with doing charity and doing good deeds.

Of course, I can do these things because I have a kind heart.

Yu Bingyao's family was well-off and she had never lacked pocket money since she was a child. She had privately sponsored hundreds of students. Initially, she sponsored her classmates and teachers and students in the same school. Later, she used the pseudonym "Xiaocao" and often donated money to people in need in Dongjiang City.

Almost every time there is a similar news report or a hot search reporting a sudden disaster in the local area, I will receive a remittance from Xiaocao.

The real name was never left on the remittance slip, only the pseudonym "Xiao Cao". For this reason, local media have reported this good deed many times, but no one knew that "Xiao Cao" was Yu Bingyao.

Xu Bo'an remembered that he had seen news reports about this incident several times.

At that time, Xu Bo'an was very curious about whether this little grass was old or young, male or female.

I didn’t expect it was this aggressive-looking little girl in front of me!

The more Xu Bo'an watched, the more unbelievable it seemed to him, yet it was actually happening right in front of him.

As we all know, the excretory system of birds is also different from that of mammals. They do not have a bladder to store urine, but instead excrete urine and feces together through the cloaca.

In addition, the rectum of poultry is relatively short, and the main function of the rectum is to store feces, so the shorter rectum of poultry makes it difficult for them to store feces for a long time.

Moreover, when birds are flying, timely defecation can help them reduce their weight as quickly as possible and allow them to maintain their flying flexibility.

Therefore, it is actually normal for birds to poop while flying!

But to be hit on the head by bird droppings by such a coincidence is truly a rare event.

But in front of her, Yu Bingyao had just been hit hard!
At this moment, Yu Bingyao was having a lot of trouble cleaning the bird droppings from her hair and she was a little overwhelmed.

Yu Bingyao had a lot of trouble getting a new hairstyle this time, but she thought that since she would be staying indoors today, she decided not to wear a hat.

I didn't expect to meet this annoying sister of mine here. I got tricked during just a casual chat!

Yu Bingyao immediately attributed the cause of this mess to Su Jie and shouted angrily: "It's all your fault. You cursed me with your bad mouth."

Su Jie was not used to Yu Bingyao at all, and immediately sneered: "Haha, it seems like you were the one who spoke to me first. I was too lazy to pay attention to you. Why did you have to pester me?"

Before Yu Bingyao could say anything, Lin Miaomiao and Tang Xiaohu walked out of the hotel lobby.

Lin Miaomiao obviously knew Yu Bingyao, and she immediately greeted her, "Yaoyao, what's wrong with you?"

Yu Bingyao knew that Lin Miaomiao and Su Jie had a good relationship, so she curled her lips and said, "It's nothing, I'm just a little unlucky. I'm going in to eat first. Bye!"

After saying that, Yu Bingyao glared at Su Jie fiercely and was about to go in.

Seeing that this girl had a good character and had done many good deeds, and was unlucky now, Xu Bo'an kindly reminded her, "Okay, your teeth are not healed yet, it's not appropriate to eat sour and spicy food here, go back early."

Yu Bingyao was stunned when she heard Xu Boan's words.

I had seen a dentist a few days ago, but I hadn't told anyone about it. It was impossible for him to see me at the dentist or for him to be a dentist at the clinic.

But Yu Bingyao clearly remembered that the person who treated her dentist at that time was a female doctor who was also an old acquaintance of Yu Bingyao. There seemed to be no one else at the scene. How did Xu Boan know about this?

And the most important thing is that I came here to eat today because I suddenly saw a video on Kuaiyin and was very interested, so I called my friends to come over to eat. How did this man know that I came here to eat and not to stay in the hotel? The accommodation business here is also very popular.

Thinking of this, Yu Bingyao frowned and looked at Xu Bo'an, saying, "How do you know that my teeth are bad? My teeth are fine, I enjoy everything I eat, and I am in great health! Stop talking nonsense here."

Xu Bo'an shrugged and said, "Okay, since you said so, just pretend I didn't say anything. But if you feel an unbearable toothache later, don't bite the peppercorns, especially the peppercorns you brought with you. Just drink some warm water and rinse your mouth for a while."

Yu Bingyao was even more shocked when she heard what Xu Boan said.

She has bad teeth, which is actually an old problem.

She had four wisdom teeth in her mouth, and there was nothing unusual about them. But one of them started to hurt for some reason last year.

After she saw the dentist, the dentist originally suggested that she remove her wisdom teeth once and for all, which was also the only way to solve the toothache problem.

But Yu Bingyao was a little scared, so she kept dragging it out. As we all know, you can't have a tooth extracted when you have a toothache. It's mostly because of inflammation, with derivative symptoms of swollen and painful gums. You have to wait until the tooth stops hurting and the inflammation is gone before you can have the tooth extracted.

Therefore, every time Yu Bingyao had a toothache, she made up her mind to wait until the pain was over and then have the tooth pulled out.

But when the toothache really goes away after a few days, the habitual thinking of forgetting the pain once the wound has healed will come back, and I will think about not having the tooth pulled out, thinking that maybe if I pay more attention in the future the pain will go away.

This cycle goes on and on, so Yu Bingyao still hasn't been able to have the tooth pulled out.

Because long-term illness makes one a good doctor, Yu Bingyao followed the advice of an old Chinese doctor and always kept some peppercorns in her bag.

Sometimes toothache comes suddenly. When the toothache is severe, in order to relieve the pain, just bite a peppercorn there. It will immediately produce numbness, cover the pain and relieve the pain.

But who would have kept peppercorns in the lipstick that little fairies carry with them all year round? What’s more, the smell of peppercorns is very pungent, so Yu Bingyao prepared a small jar with good sealing properties, and not many peppercorns in it, just a dozen or so. People who don’t know would think it was a lipstick!

This is Yu Bingyao's little secret, which she has never mentioned to anyone.

But the man in front of me could actually explain it so clearly. Could this guy be a voyeur? He had been following me for a long time before he knew it?
Thinking of this, Yu Bingyao subconsciously protected her purse nervously, looked at Xu Boan with a wary face, and said, "What on earth are you talking about? It's incomprehensible."

Seeing Yu Bingyao's attitude, Xu Bo'an obviously didn't believe himself.

There was no point in saying more, so Xu Bo'an smiled and shook his head, and simply stopped talking.

After all, Xu Boan had no obligation to help her, and he was just giving her a reminder out of kindness. There was nothing he could do if the other party didn't believe it. Xu Boan would not waste his energy here.

Xu Bo'an always believed that if you want to help others out of kindness you meet by chance, you must lend a helping hand to the best of your ability. If you cannot bear the trouble and consequences, you should stop worrying about it.

There is a saying that goes, good words cannot persuade a damned ghost, and mercy cannot save a person who has committed suicide!
The same goes for the saying that if you don't seek death, you won't die.

Seeing Xu Bo'an keep silent, Yu Bingyao snorted proudly and arrogantly like a victorious general, and said, "Humph, I don't want to bother with you. Su Jie, just wait, this matter is not over yet."

Then she said to her friend who came with her: "Let's go, go find a place to sit first, I'll go get a room and wash my hair first!"

After all, it is not appropriate to eat with bird droppings on your head.

Su Jie was too lazy to pay attention to Yu Bingyao. She didn't even look at her and walked aside.

"Brother, Miaomiao and I have some things to do in the furniture market! Could you please take Dr. Su over here?" Tang Xiaohu greeted Xu Bo'an with a smile.

It was naturally difficult for Xu Bo'an to refuse, so he agreed immediately.

On the way back in the car, a depressed Su Jie talked to Xu Boan about her original family. Only then did Xu Boan understand why the relationship between Su Jie and Yu Bingyao was so awkward.

When Su Jie was in junior high school, her mother and Yu Bingyao's father got married, and Su Jie moved with her mother to Yu Bingyao's house.

From then on, Su Jie, who was a very good student, became the "other people's child" in Yu Bingyao's father's mouth. The difference was that the two lived under the same roof, and the contrast was more obvious, which sowed the seeds of hostility.

Later, Su's mother and Yu's father started a business together. As the business grew, cracks began to appear in their relationship.

This again involves issues such as business interests and inheritance for their respective biological children, so the relationship between Su Jie and Yu Bingyao becomes even more hostile.

Su Jie was chatting with Xu Boan.

On the other side, after washing her hair, Yu Bingyao happily ate the new signature dishes of Dongjiang Hotel with her companions.

Several people were very satisfied with the taste of the dishes and raised their glasses frequently.

Suddenly, Yu Bingyao felt something strange inside her mouth while chewing.

Then, a familiar feeling of pain came.

toothache!

This damn toothache comes back to bother me again.

Yu Bingyao immediately thought of using the numbing taste of Sichuan pepper to suppress the sudden pain as usual.

Then, he instantly thought of the inexplicable suggestion that Xu Boan had just put forward.

Don't use peppercorns, just rinse your mouth with warm water.

It sounds so mysterious, and he really predicted my toothache. How about... instead of using pepper to relieve the pain, try the method he said?
When thinking about this, Yu Bingyao sneered and shook her head. What the hell, how could she trust the words of a stranger who was also the friend of that annoying Su Jie?

After all, the enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend, but my enemy’s friend must be treated as an enemy!

Yu Bingyao felt ashamed for almost believing the idea of ​​her enemy's friend. Just as she was about to use pepper to relieve the pain, another idea flashed through her mind.

Believe him for once. After all, he knew you would come here to eat, and the food you eat is spicy and sour! He can also have toothaches. Such a powerful ability should be believed.

At the same time, another thought in my mind said: What do you mean by accurate calculation? This is a restaurant. Of course we come here to eat. What's so strange about that?

As for what he said about eating sour and spicy dishes, that is even easier to explain. Since you come to this place to eat, of course you have to try the new special dishes. He must have just eaten the special dishes and then he knew that the dishes he was eating were sour and spicy.

As for the fact that he predicted his own toothache, it was most likely because he heard Su Jie mention by chance that she had bad teeth.

If you have bad teeth and eat spicy or sour food, the probability of toothache is naturally very high.

After thinking this through, Yu Bingyao instantly threw behind her mind the idea suggested by Xu Bo'an of not biting the peppercorns but rinsing her mouth with warm water. She continued to stuff the peppercorns into the aching tooth, trying to relieve the pain.

But Yu Bingyao didn't expect that as soon as she put the pepper on the aching tooth and bit her upper and lower teeth together, the expected numbing effect to relieve the pain did not appear, but instead a stronger stabbing pain came! (End of this chapter)