After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Xu Boan looked around and said to Malu, "You go first. I'll go to the bathroom and I'll be there soon."

Ma Lu said to Xu Bo'an a little nervously: "Then... I'll wait for you!"

Xu Bo'an smiled bitterly and said, "No need. You should go to the exit and wait there first. Otherwise, if their train arrives early, it would be inappropriate if you are not waiting at the exit, right?"

Malu thought about it and felt that, yes, that was right. If he did that, he would leave a bad impression on his ex-wife's family.

So Malu nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go to the exit first, you hurry up."

Xu Bo'an waved his hand and walked towards the VIP waiting room without looking back.

Although there are public toilets in the square in front of the station, it is well known that the public toilets in the square in front of the station and the toilets in the VIP waiting room are really incomparable.

The sanitary conditions of the former can only be described as so-so, and the privacy is somewhat poor.

Xu Boan had been on business trips frequently before, so he knew that the conditions in the VIP waiting room were pretty good. However, not everyone could enter the VIP waiting room. You either had to pay for a ticket, have a special status, or have an inside connection!
This little thing was not worth asking for favors. Xu Bo'an was also an experienced man, so he had his own way. He immediately bought a high-speed train ticket with the shortest business class on the nearest train, from Dongjiang East Station to Dongjiang South Station! It was only a few dozen yuan, and he was qualified to enter the VIP waiting room.

In fact, Xu Boan is not the only one who does this. Xu Boan has also seen on the Internet that some people spend more than ten yuan to buy tickets to the two nearest stations, and then enter the VIP waiting room to eat and drink for free, because during the meal time, they will also provide a free boxed lunch that tastes very good and is rich!
This is much better than ordering takeout or going out to eat! You can even take away the drinks or water you haven’t finished with when you take it away!
With the help of his cheap business ticket, Xu Bo'an was able to enter the VIP waiting room without any hindrance. He had no intention of taking a rest. After all, he did not come here to take a bus, so naturally he did not need to wait for the bus.

Xu Bo'an walked quickly towards the VIP waiting room and happened to see some snacks and drinks placed in the food area on the side. He grabbed some small packages of snacks such as biscuits and shachima from the food table and went straight to the bathroom.

Xu Boan just happened to come across them and wanted to give the little ones some food. However, he did not expect that his behavior and subsequent actions would startle a girl following him.

The girl was holding a small and exquisite handheld gimbal and was broadcasting live. Xu Boan's unconventional operation stunned the young anchor who came in right after him.

I've heard of people taking toilet paper and wet wipes before going to the bathroom, I've also heard of people taking cigarettes and lighters, and I've also heard of people looking for electronic products like mobile phones and tablets.

This is the first time I see someone taking some snacks before going to the bathroom!

What? You can replenish your energy when you are tired!

My goodness, that’s a bathroom, not a restaurant or a gym!
Even the toilet in the VIP waiting room is in very good condition, and they thoughtfully spray air freshener and place incense to remove odors.

But a bathroom is a bathroom after all, how can we...

Before I knew it, the little anchor started to vomit.

Barrages of comments instantly popped up in the live broadcast room.

"Host, did I see that correctly? A middle-aged man hurriedly took some snacks and ran straight to the bathroom."

"That's right, I saw it too. What kind of operation is this? I can't understand it!"

"That's right. Normally, you wouldn't be so anxious if you forgot to get toilet paper!"

"Tsk, you are ignorant, the place where the anchor is is the VIP waiting room, and toilet paper is provided in the bathroom of the waiting room."

"What does that have to do with that old man taking snacks just now!"

"Anchor, follow and see, I'm curious!"

"Curiosity plus one, the anchor quickly followed, follow up to find out, there is definitely traffic!"

"Curiosity +10086, anchor, if you follow me, I will give you little hearts!"

The young anchor looked at the comments, shook his head and said, "Family members, please stop being so funny. I'm a girl, how can I go to the men's bathroom? I can't do that."

Even some rational netizens responded with comments like, “That’s right, stop joking. Even if it’s just same-sex following, it’s still illegal! If people investigate, it’ll be troublesome.”

"Tsk, everyone knows this is illegal, you can go up and interview people, I've seen many self-media anchors doing interviews while waiting for flights at airports and high-speed train stations, there's nothing mysterious about it!"

"My friend, you are so funny. They only show their faces after the interviewee agrees. Do you think the host would agree to be interviewed if she is so curious about this?"

"Who knows? There are all kinds of people these days. Maybe he also wants to be famous on the Internet!"

"That's fine, host. Just go ahead. The worst that can happen is that the other party will reject you. As for this matter, you may not have a chance if you try, but if you don't try, you will definitely have no chance!"

"Come on, anchor. If you dare to try this, you will definitely get a lot of traffic. Grab it."

The young anchor said awkwardly: "Okay, okay, I'll ask them when they come out later. Please help me follow them. If you follow them, you won't get lost. I'll help you dispel your curiosity!"

Xu Boan knew nothing about what was happening outside. He hurriedly entered the bathroom partition and closed the door.

Then, Xu Bo'an's mind moved, and he hurriedly looked inside the bonsai.

In the mountain temple, a bubble was hanging high, which looked like the scene of the mountain temple on the waterfall cliff where Yan Shouyi was before.

Xu Boan clicked on the bubble, and the scene changed. As expected, he saw Yan Shouyi waiting in front. Xu Boan said, "Yan Shouyi, are you calling me?"

When Yan Shouyi heard that the Mountain God had appeared, he immediately showed joy on his face and kowtowed, saying, "Mountain God, I am here to bother you with something!"

Xu Bo'an didn't waste any words and immediately said, "What's the matter?"

Yan Shouyi responded, "Grandpa Mountain God, Shouyi and his brothers have swept through the surrounding mountain forces. We have basically taken over the various mountain forces in the Yushan area, and recently we even took over a county town.
However, after a short period of garrisoning, we found that our foundation was still shallow and not strong enough to rely on the city to defend, so after thinking about it, I took my brothers back to the mountains to develop, and when we are stronger, we will prepare to attack the city and seize the land. "

Upon hearing this, Xu Boan nodded repeatedly. Wow, this Yan Shouyi is pretty good. He knows how to use his strengths to counter the enemy's weaknesses!

This fighting method is still very desirable. Although Xu Bo'an does not have any professional combat literacy and military skills, he has heard of the great feat of surrounding cities from the countryside! He also knows the power of guerrilla warfare.

Yan Shouyi was born into the military, and Xu Boan had no intention of participating in his plan, nor did he want his unprofessional advice to cause Yan Shouyi's thinking to deviate.

Therefore, Xu Bo'an did not say any nonsense in this regard, but said directly: "You are in charge of this matter. I only care about why you called me here."

Yan Shouyi kowtowed again and said, "Grandpa Mountain God, it is like this. After this period of confrontation and fighting, I found that we have some shortcomings at present, that is, our marching speed is too slow.

The government has many war horses for transportation. Their speed is incomparable to ours. If we can also have some war horses, it will be more conducive to the next action.
It’s just that… it’s too difficult to get horses! We’ve thought of many ways, but there’s really no way to get them, so we hope that the Mountain God will help Shouyi and his brothers!”

Xu Boan nodded silently. The mobility of the cavalry was simply unstoppable in the era of cold weapons. He naturally understood what Yan Shouyi said.

Yan Shouyi and his friends are now in a situation where they cannot buy horses even if they have money, because in ancient times, horses were one of the top strategic materials. They could not be bought and sold at will and basically would not circulate on the market.

Even many horses have brands on their bodies for registration. Buying and selling these things is basically equivalent to buying and selling arms, which is absolutely a capital crime. Therefore, horses are indeed difficult to buy.

When Xu Bo'an heard Yan Shouyi mention the issue of horses, he immediately thought of the time when he was in the provincial capital. Qu Feifan and Zhong Zhao accompanied him to the racecourse. He had heard from them that a guy named Xu Ming bought some horses and kept them in that racecourse. Maybe there was a way to buy horses there.

Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an said, "Okay, Yan Shouyi, I'll take note of what you said. If I have any news, I'll come find you later."

Yan Shouyi kowtowed and thanked him, saying, "Thank you, Grandpa Mountain God! All the brothers in Shouyi District, thank you for your great kindness!"

Xu Bo'an said, "Okay, I still have things to do, so I'll leave first. Take these foods and share them with your brothers. Let them taste. If they are suitable, I can give you some as food. These things are cooked and can be eaten immediately. They can also be stored for a long time, which is suitable for you to prepare when you are marching and fighting outside."

"Thank you, Grandpa Mountain God, for your care!" Yan Shouyi kowtowed again hurriedly. When they looked up again, they saw a huge square and a stack of circle-shaped objects placed in the middle of the temple, emitting bursts of sweet smells.

Xu Boan was still thinking about the millipede, so he didn't spend too much time in the bonsai world. He immediately flashed away from the mountain temple on Yan Shouyi's side, and then the scene in front of him changed, and he focused his attention back on the real world.

Pushing open the door of the partition room, Xu Boan walked out of the bathroom, and then pretended to come out to wash his hands at the public sink. Just as he was thinking about whether to blow his hands with a cell phone, he saw a petite woman coming over and looking at Xu Boan with a smile.

"Hello, sir. I work in self-media. I mainly interview passengers in VIP lounges at airports and high-speed rail stations about their occupations. I would like to interview you to discuss your occupation and what advice you have for young people today. Do you think it's okay?"

Xu Boan waved his hand and declined, "Sorry, it's not convenient!"

The female anchor was somewhat reluctant to give up, and continued to lobby weakly: "It won't take up too much of your time, just one or two minutes, and you can choose not to show your face, and I can help you process the sound with the sound card, is that okay with you? It's not easy for young people to start a business, please give me a chance."

As they were talking, the female anchor even considerately handed over a tissue for Xu Boan to wipe his hands.

Xu Boan originally wanted to refuse, but when he saw the girl's expectant eyes and heard her say, "It's not easy for young people to start a business," he was instantly moved.

I feel the same way. Didn’t I also fail to find a job after graduating from undergraduate school? After hitting a wall several times, I had no choice but to choose to continue my studies for a master’s degree. I was able to escape briefly, but I didn’t expect that when I graduated from graduate school, this industry had become even more competitive!
Xu Bo'an couldn't even get a job in a large state-owned enterprise and could only work in a local company. Fortunately, his career path was relatively smooth, but compared to some excellent people, he was actually still very ordinary!

After all, if I didn't have the golden finger of Bonsai World, I would probably have lived a mediocre life, suppressed by my leaders, and sat on the bench until retirement.

Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an nodded, took the tissue handed over by the girl, and said while wiping his hands: "Okay, but don't show your face."

The female anchor was overjoyed when she heard this, and quickly nodded and said, "I understand, thank you so much, then may I ask, what industry are you in?"

Xu Boan said without reservation: "I am currently working in the civil engineering industry." Xu Boan deliberately added the word "currently" because he would be leaving Dongjiang Erjian soon, so it would be more rigorous to say this.

The female anchor blinked her eyes and said, "My father is also in the civil engineering industry. He is very busy at work and can only go home once or twice a year. I saw you take two snacks when you came in just now. Is it because you are too busy to have time to eat?"

Xu Boan was stunned. He didn't expect that his action of giving snacks to the little ones would be noticed by others. Fortunately, he was feeding the little ones in the partition room!

Xu Bo made up an excuse and said seriously, "Oh, no, I have low blood sugar, so I just took some snacks for emergency."

After she finished speaking, the female anchor's live broadcast room suddenly began to refresh the screen again.

"I see. Be more understanding, you bad guys!"

"I also have low blood sugar. I broke down in tears. It's not easy to be out and about."

"Anchor, please interview someone else. This is no longer interesting. We are all civil engineers who have a hard time. Please stop hurting each other." (End of this chapter)