After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Although these days, under the care of the mountain god, the living standards of people in the mountain village have improved a lot.

But even so, they have not been able to eat meat every day until today. Now they are very relieved that they are not hungry every day.

So when they heard that there was meat to eat, everyone was very happy.

After a while, the little ones went home, took out their own food, and lined up in an orderly manner in the yard.

Those who were given the soup first sat together on the ground and began to enjoy this unique delicacy. They drank while smacking their lips and muttering to themselves: "It's so delicious, so delicious..."

The women who usually love to chirp, after drinking the turtle soup, all start chirping like happy little birds.

As for those big men who were usually not good at expressing themselves, even more so at this moment, because of the delicious food, the steward could tell what was in their hearts at the moment by looking at the intoxicated expressions on their faces.

Li Qingjiang, a scholar standing nearby, could not help but compose a poem after drinking a mouthful of turtle soup: "I taste the delicacies in the courtyard, and the fresh flavor of turtle soup fills my throat. A spoonful of soup moistens my heart and lungs, and the golden spoon scoops slowly and leisurely."

When everyone heard Li Qingjiang reciting a poem in this situation, they couldn't help but applaud, which completely summarized the praise they wanted to express.

Of course, there were many poems praising Li Qingjiang. After all, most people basically didn't understand what Li Qingjiang's poems meant. But in this situation, even a fool could guess that Li Qingjiang was praising the deliciousness of the meat soup, and it would be right to applaud.

Because the taste was so delicious, the little ones drank up all the five large pots of turtle soup given by the Mountain God. Under the moonlight, the little ones ate contentedly. Today, because of the gift from the Mountain God, the little ones finished their dinner a little later than usual. After they finished cleaning up, they went back to their homes and went to bed contentedly.

After a while, Xu Boan could no longer hear the bustling scene of Kaoshan Village. Instead, there was the quiet night of the countryside and the occasional sounds of insects and birds. The people of Kaoshan Village, who had been busy all day, also quieted down.

From afar, only the lights in Li Qingjiang and Li Erhu's houses were still on in Kaoshan Village. Xu Bo'an first looked into Li Qingjiang's house and found that Li Qingjiang was still reading by lamplight at this moment. He was still reading the military books that he had given him some time ago. He saw that he was reading and taking notes seriously at the same time.

Xu Bo'an couldn't help but nodded. Someone who studies so hard will eventually achieve great things.

At this time in the past, only the lights were on in the rooms of Chen Shishi and Li Qingjiang, the two young people who loved studying the most in Kaoshan Village. However, during this period, Chen Shishi went back to her hometown and was not in the village.

Li Erhu and Wang Guifen's family usually go to bed early, so why were the lights still on at this time today? Xu Bo'an couldn't help but look towards Li Erhu and Wang Guifen's room, and found that Li Erhu was happily brushing his teeth while humming a song!
What Li Erhu was holding in his hand was the toothpaste and toothbrush that Xu Boan had given them earlier. Xu Boan saw with his own eyes that all these toothpaste and toothbrushes were given to Li Qingjiang by Wang Guifen and used as rewards for the children in the school. How come Li Erhu was using it now? Could it be that the old man had hidden one for himself when his wife wasn't paying attention?
If that was really the case, Xu Boan's favorable impression of Li Erhu would have dropped a few points. Although he had given them the toothpaste and toothbrush and it was their freedom to use them as they pleased, Wang Guifen was able to resist the temptation and did not keep them for herself, but instead gave them all to the school. This showed that Wang Guifen was a generous and selfless person, the kind of person who would think of others first before doing anything.

If Li Erhu kept it for himself, it would prove that Li Erhu was the kind of person who kept all the good things for himself first and was a rather selfish person. If he was really such a person, Xu Boan would not dare to give things to him casually in the future.

However, based on Xu Bo'an's previous understanding of Li Erhu, he felt that he was an honest and simple farmer, not a selfish person who only cared about himself!
However, you can't judge a person by his appearance, but by his heart. You can't tell what kind of person he is just by looking at his appearance. Moreover, I play the role of the mountain god in front of the villains. Of course, it is impossible for them to show their selfish side in front of me.

Just as Xu Bo'an was puzzled, he saw Wang Guifen approaching Li Erhu and said to him in a somewhat unpleasant tone: "Can you not be so excited so late at night? Our son just fell asleep, please keep your voice down and be careful not to disturb him!"

While brushing his teeth, Li Erhu looked at Wang Guifen with a smile and said, "You don't have to be so careful. The child is tired after a day's work and will sleep very soundly. My voice is just at the base of his ears and it won't wake him up.
It’s just that I’m so happy today. Not only did I drink the nectar and jade dew given to us by the Mountain God, but I was also able to use the prize my son won in school! After drinking the nectar and jade dew, I brushed my teeth with the reward my son got. It was so exciting. This feeling is much more satisfying than just giving these things to me directly. How can I not be happy? "

The Mountain God gave them toothpaste and toothbrushes originally intending that the couple should keep one for each of them, and then give one to Li Qingjiang as a reward for the children. Unexpectedly, Wang Guifen and Li Erhu got angry and didn't keep any for themselves. Instead, they took all the toothpaste and toothbrushes given by the Mountain God to the school. Unexpectedly, at noon, when Li Erhu's son came home from school for lunch, he told him about this good thing at the school. Li Erhu inadvertently complained about Wang Guifen, and his son heard it. He comforted his father and said that he would study hard and get the prize back.

The toothbrush Li Erhu is using now is the prize his son won through hard work.

Wang Guifen chuckled after hearing what Li Erhu said and said, "I am also very happy today. I didn't expect our son to get the prize so quickly. Qingjiang kid always said our son learns things very quickly. I was a little skeptical, but this time I finally believe it."

Li Erhu had finished brushing his teeth and said with a happy smile, "Of course, our son is a filial child. With the current progress in his studies, he might even pass the imperial examination and become a top scholar. Then our lives will get better and better. Here, mother, I've finished brushing my teeth, you can do it."

Uh……

Xu Bo'an was speechless for a moment. It seemed that he had to give them some more toothbrushes and spread some relevant knowledge. It was better not to share toothbrushes with others.
However, after hearing this, Xu Bo'an also realized that the toothbrush used by Li Erhu was a reward his son received in school, and it was not his own private collection.

So it seems that I misunderstood him. I was right about him. Li Erhu is still the honest and simple man.

Seeing that the couple were getting ready to go to bed, Xu Boan no longer had the idea of ​​observing them. After all, it was not convenient to listen to the private conversations between couples in the dead of night. After Xu Boan withdrew his attention from the bonsai world, he closed the lid of the armored fish soup lunch box and put it in the refrigerator. He then walked to the bedroom upstairs. After a simple tidying up, he was about to turn off the lights and go to bed, but suddenly he heard a noisy sound in the bonsai world.

This isn't right. The little people in the bonsai world usually go to bed very early. Today they have already gone to bed late because they drank their own turtle soup. I just saw that they had turned off the lights and gone to bed. Why are they so noisy now? Did something happen?

Xu Boan stopped turning off the lights and quickly focused his attention on the bonsai world. He saw that there were actually quite a few houses in the bonsai world with lights still on. Although they were simple candlelight or oil lamps, Xu Boan could still see the busy figures of the little people on the windows through the windows. At this time, Xu Boan even saw several people in the yard kneeling towards the direction of the mountain god temple, constantly saying "Please ask the mountain god to show up soon!"

Xu Bo'an looked at the little man kneeling on the ground and asked directly: "Why don't you rest so late at night? What urgent matter do you want me to have?"

The little man kneeling on the ground heard that it was the Mountain God who came, and hurriedly said, "I don't know what happened today, Mountain God. As soon as we fell asleep, our noses started bleeding. We are still fine, and the nosebleeds stopped after a while.

But for some children, the elderly, and women at home, we have tried all kinds of methods, but the nosebleeds just won’t stop. We are afraid of accidents, and there is really no other way, so we have to ask the mountain god for help! I hope you will forgive me for disturbing the mountain god’s meditation! ”

Hearing what the villagers said, Xu Bo'an subconsciously asked: "Did you do anything different today? Or did you eat something wrong today?"

Thinking of this, Xu Boan suddenly felt that he had an epiphany.

They just ate the turtle soup they gave themselves!
As expected, the villagers kneeling on the ground said one after another: "To answer the Mountain God, we are still doing the same thing as usual today. We didn't do anything special, nor did we eat any special food. Only... only your turtle soup!"

Xu Bo'an smiled bitterly. Yes, how could he have forgotten about this?

This is awkward.

Turtle soup has a nourishing effect and contains high levels of protein and fat. In addition, it contains ingredients such as wolfberry that replenish qi and blood. For those who have a dry and hot constitution and are unable to be replenished, drinking too much can easily cause the internal heat to rise, burn the nasal mucosa, and cause nosebleeds.

This is also because the little people in the bonsai world work in the fields all year round and have very strong bodies through exercise, so they only have nosebleeds now. If it were someone who stays in the office all year round and doesn't like sports, they probably wouldn't be able to hold on after drinking a few sips.

After Xu Bo'an analyzed the cause clearly, he took out the medicine box that he always kept at home, opened it and found the hemostatic pills. Thinking that the little people were small, he turned the pills into powder, wrapped them up, and said to the little people kneeling on the ground: "I will give you some hemostatic medicine. Take it back quickly and give it to those who are still bleeding from the nose. Remember that each person only needs to take twice the size of a fingernail. Remember not to overdose. Come back and report the situation later."

After that, Xu Boan put the hemostatic powder he had packed in his hand into the bonsai world. The little people took the powder given by the mountain god, thanked him briefly, and then hurried home to give it to the people in their family who were still bleeding from the nose.

About five minutes later, Xu Bo'an saw several little people walking out of the earth building in the yard one after another, and the expressions on their faces did not seem as anxious as before.

Soon, more and more people came into the yard. They knelt down towards the mountain god temple, their faces full of piety, and they said in unison to thank the mountain god.

Xu Boan knew that the little people's nosebleeds should have stopped after taking his medicine, so he asked, "How are you all? Has the nosebleed stopped?"

The little people said with gratitude, "Thank you, Mountain God, for your help. Thank you, Grandpa Mountain God, for your help. We took the medicine powder you gave us just now, and we got better in a short while. It's amazing. Grandpa Mountain God, you are so powerful."

"Yeah, if it weren't for the Mountain God, we wouldn't know what to do?" Some people in the crowd echoed.

When Xu Bo'an heard the little ones' thanks, he felt a little ashamed. The little ones had nosebleeds today, and it was all because of the turtle soup he gave them.

I originally thought that this turtle soup was a top-notch food and wanted to share it with the little people in the bonsai world. But I also thought that the population in the bonsai world had increased dramatically recently and if I gave too little, I was afraid that the little people would not have enough to eat, so I gave more so that they could taste these delicacies. I never expected such consequences.

Fortunately, I haven't slept yet. If I fell asleep tonight and couldn't hear the little people calling me, their lives would be in danger.

Xu Bo'an suddenly understood the complicated feelings his parents had when he was a child. They were always worried that he would be hungry if he didn't eat enough, and that he would be full if he ate too much. Now he finally understood the conflicting emotions his parents had at that time.

Fortunately, the little ones are all fine now. If anything had happened to them because of him, Xu Bo'an would have regretted it to death.

Although it was Xu Boan who caused the little people to have nosebleeds today, due to the majesty of the mountain god and considering the safety of the little people, Xu Boan said, "I'm relieved that you are all right. The reason you had nosebleeds today is because you drank too much turtle soup just now. Turtle soup is not only delicious, but also a great tonic.
For people who are very weak, drinking too much at once will cause this problem. In the next two days, you should pay attention to your diet and try to eat some light and easily digestible food to let your body recover and prevent bleeding again! "(End of this chapter)