After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Xu Bo'an nodded to Chen Shishi and said, "Yes, as long as the other person's phone number is stored in the phone, you can talk to each other!"

After hearing Xu Bo'an's explanation, Chen Shishi was still confused and asked him, "Phone number? What's a phone number?"

Xu Bo'an explained, "They're just different numbers made up of digits!"

Some time ago, Xu Bo'an had Li Qingjiang explain Arabic numerals in the bonsai world to the real world. Moreover, after the kids got their driver's licenses, the codes on their licenses were also in Arabic numerals. Xu Bo'an believed that Chen Shishi would understand his explanation.

As expected, after hearing Xu Bo'an's words, Chen Shishi said to him, "Oh, Grandpa Mountain God, I understand. It's the kind of numbers you told us to use, right?"

Xu Bo'an said, "Yes!"

At this moment, Chen Shishi said to Xu Bo'an with emotion, "If only our world could have cell phones like the immortals in the celestial realm, then we could not only talk to our relatives, but also promptly exchange important information, which would save us a lot of travel time!"

After saying this, Chen Shishi's eyes flashed as she looked at Xu Bo'an and said to him, "But Grandpa Mountain God, your magic power is so strong, this should be an easy thing for you, right?"

Upon hearing Chen Shishi's words, Xu Bo'an was stunned by her logic. He stared at her with wide eyes, realizing that Chen Shishi was indeed fearless and unafraid of challenges.
To use a mobile phone, you need many conditions, including a reliable power supply, smart grid support, and mobile communication.

In real life, these resources cannot be controlled by private individuals; Xu Bo'an simply does not have that power.

Chen Shishi really thinks she's some kind of omnipotent, all-powerful deity.

When Chen Shishi asked that question, she saw the Mountain God's eyes widen as he looked at her. Thinking that her words had angered him, she quickly knelt down again, kowtowing and saying, "Mountain God, this is just a suggestion from a woman. I hope you will not be angry!"

Seeing Chen Shishi's expression, Xu Bo'an knew that she must have seen his change in expression and thought she had angered him, which was why she knelt down and apologized in a trembling manner.

Xu Bo'an laughed when he saw Chen Shishi's panicked expression. He looked at Chen Shishi and said, "Chen Shishi, you don't need to panic like this. I know you were just making a suggestion, but it's just that the suggestion is invalid."

A cell phone cannot function on its own. In our immortal realm, the ability to make calls using cell phones relies on many external factors, conditions that your world simply lacks! Therefore, cell phones are completely unusable in your world!

After hearing Xu Bo'an's explanation, Chen Shishi looked up at him and said, "So, the reason why the Mountain God was staring at me with wide eyes was because my suggestion was too outrageous? It wasn't because I made you angry, right?"

Xu Bo'an looked at Chen Shishi and said, "Yes, I am a deity, how could I be angry with my son over such a trivial matter?"

Hearing that the Mountain God Grandpa said he wasn't angry, Chen Shishi was quite happy and said to Xu Bo'an, "It was my narrow-mindedness that led me to presumptuously guess the Mountain God Grandpa's thoughts!"

Xu Bo'an said, "Alright, get up quickly. Didn't you want to visit the abode of the immortals?"

After hearing what the Mountain God Grandpa said, Chen Shishi felt relieved and said to Xu Bo'an, "I'm relieved that you're not angry, Mountain God Grandpa!"

Xu Bo'an had already told Chen Shishi that there was no need to be too reserved since it was just the two of them in the room. He didn't expect that this little girl still couldn't shake off her nervous and awkward demeanor in front of him.

However, Chen Shishi grew up in a very backward era, so these feudal etiquettes are definitely not something that can be changed in a short time. Moreover, she is even more particular about these things in front of the Mountain God, which is understandable. Perhaps she will be less nervous if she stays with me for a longer period of time.

After Chen Shishi finished speaking, she got up excitedly and went to visit Xu Bo'an's residence. During this time, Chen Shishi was like a curious child, asking Xu Bo'an questions whenever she encountered something she didn't understand, like a fast little butterfly full of thirst for knowledge.

When Chen Shishi walked into the bathroom, she began to ask Xu Bo'an about the names of the items in the bathroom and their functions. When she got to the bathroom heater, after asking Xu Bo'an about its functions, Chen Shishi reached out and touched the material of the bathroom heater.

Just as she was about to express her admiration, she accidentally touched the switch button for the bathroom heater as she lowered her hand.

In order to have a large water supply for showering and easy rinsing, Xu Bo'an installed a bathroom heater with the largest water output among similar models. When Chen Shishi touched it, a large amount of water was sprayed from the showerhead, soaking Chen Shishi from head to toe.

Chen Shishi, realizing what was happening, quickly moved aside, looking quite surprised at the sudden spray of water from the showerhead.

Seeing this, Xu Bo'an stepped forward and turned off the shower control. At this moment, Chen Shishi, who was soaking wet, looked at Xu Bo'an excitedly and said, "Grandpa Mountain God, this is so amazing! Is it like this, where you can take a bath?"

Xu Bo'an smiled and said, "Yes, you can take a shower as long as you turn on the water control button!"

Chen Shishi said, "It's so much easier for immortals to take a bath than it is for us!"

Xu Bo'an looked at Chen Shishi, who was soaking wet from the shower, and said, "Chen Shishi, your clothes and hair are all wet. Take a shower here now and change into some dry clothes, otherwise you'll catch a cold!"

Chen Shishi was quite happy to hear Xu Bo'an say she could take a bath there, since in her world, not only was water scarce, but bathing was also very inconvenient. Back in Kaoshan Village, if she wanted to bathe, she had to carry buckets of water from the village's pool to her house and pour them into a large bathtub, repeating this process about seven or eight times to fill the tub. After bathing, she would then empty the tub one bucket at a time using a small bucket.

Taking a bath is always a struggle. It's only because we live in a mountain village and are protected by the mountain god that we can afford to take a bath. In other arid and water-scarce places, it's good enough to have enough water for drinking and cooking. We can't even imagine taking a bath.

Chen Shishi looked at Xu Bo'an happily and said, "Grandpa Mountain God, is what you said true? Can I really bathe here?"

Xu Bo'an said, "Of course it's true. Our immortal realm has abundant water resources. You can bathe for as long as you want!"

With a big smile on her face, Chen Shishi said to Xu Bo'an, "That's wonderful! Thank you, Grandpa Mountain God! Thank you, Grandpa Mountain God!"

Xu Bo'an's bathroom was large, with both a shower and a bathtub. Thinking that Chen Shishi, who had always lived in a bonsai-filled world, would probably be more accustomed to bathing in a bathtub, he said to her, "Chen Shishi, I have both showers and bathtubs here. The one you touched earlier is the shower, where you stand and shower. The bathtub is similar to the wooden tubs you use for soaking. Which one would you like to use? I'll teach you how to use it, and then you can take a bath!"

Chen Shishi said, "Grandpa Mountain God, although that shower is quite novel, I think taking a bath is much more comfortable. Could you please teach me how to take a bath in your immortal realm?"

After hearing Chen Shishi's words, Xu Bo'an explained the specific steps of using the bathtub to Chen Shishi, demonstrating as he spoke, while Chen Shishi listened attentively.

After confirming that Chen Shishi had learned the technique, Xu Bo'an said to her, "Alright, then hurry up and take a bath here. I'll go out first!"

After saying that, Xu Bo'an turned around and walked out of the bathroom. Chen Shishi saw Xu Bo'an about to leave and suddenly remembered that she didn't have any clean clothes. She said to Xu Bo'an very embarrassedly, "Grandpa Mountain God, um... I don't have any clean clothes here. Could you please let me go back and get some clothes?"

Xu Bo'an remembered that he had bought a lot of stockings and other clothes for Chen Shishi before. Some of them had already been given to Chen Shishi and the rest were still at home. Xu Bo'an looked at Chen Shishi and said, "No need to go to so much trouble. I have plenty of clothes here. I'll just get you a few pieces in a bit!"

After hearing the words of the Mountain God, Chen Shishi looked at Xu Bo'an with great gratitude and said, "Then I thank the Mountain God!"

After saying that, Xu Bo'an went out of the bathroom to get the stockings and clothes he had bought for Chen Shishi. Xu Bo'an picked out a pair of black stockings, a mini dress, and a pair of high heels according to his own preferences, and then delivered them to Chen Shishi in the bathroom.

After receiving the clothes, Chen Shishi thanked Xu Bo'an profusely. After delivering the clothes to Chen Shishi, Xu Bo'an went downstairs to watch TV and drink tea.

Chen Shishi then carefully took a bath in the bathroom, afraid of breaking anything in the Mountain God's house.

About forty minutes later, Chen Shishi finished showering, dried herself off, changed into the clothes Xu Bo'an had given her, cleaned everything in the bathroom, and washed her own clothes before coming out of the bathroom.

Walking into the corridor, I saw Xu Bo'an watching TV on the first floor, so I walked down to the first floor in my high heels.

Upon hearing the crisp sound of high heels, Xu Bo'an turned his head and saw Chen Shishi's stunning figure. Coupled with the fact that he had chosen relatively tight-fitting clothes, Chen Shishi's perfectly proportioned figure was on full display.

Her long legs, clad in black stockings and paired with high heels, looked even straighter and more alluring. The tight-fitting mini dress she wore further enhanced Chen Shishi's already stunning beauty and made her even more captivating.

And Chen Shishi's long, glossy black hair that reaches her waist—which man wouldn't be amazed by it?

It is said that "even heroes cannot resist the charms of a beautiful woman," and Xu Bo'an, as a normal man, is no exception. This single man living alone saw Chen Shishi, a stunning beauty, and with her curvaceous and charming makeup, his eyes were shining as he looked at her.

It's really not fair to say that Xu Bo'an is a lecherous man. It's just that Chen Shishi is such a stunningly beautiful woman that even a woman would be captivated by her, let alone Xu Bo'an, a single man in his prime.

Xu Bo'an kept staring at Chen Shishi, unable to look away.

Because she was wearing high heels, Chen Shishi unconsciously swayed her slender waist as she walked. She swayed like this as she approached Xu Bo'an, then excitedly said, "Grandpa Mountain God, your fish tank bath was so comfortable! And I really love the clothes you gave me; they feel so smooth to the touch. And look how beautiful these high heels are! Grandpa Mountain God, do you think I look as beautiful as the fairies in the celestial realm in these clothes?"

When Xu Bo'an was choosing clothes for Chen Shishi, he thought that Chen Shishi, who was used to wearing loose-fitting ancient costumes, wouldn't be able to adapt to these tighter-fitting clothes. He didn't expect Chen Shishi to like them so much.
There were also high heels. Although they looked very nice, Xu Bo'an thought that Chen Shishi, who was wearing high heels for the first time, would not be very steady when walking. He never expected that she would walk so steadily in high heels, which was exactly what Xu Bo'an wanted.

Xu Bo'an stared blankly at Chen Shishi for a moment, then reacted after hearing her question and said to Chen Shishi, "This outfit really suits you just as well as those fairies in the celestial realm!"

Chen Shishi was overjoyed to hear Xu Bo'an's praise. Just then, a beautiful and melodious tune came from the television.

Chen Shishi, a woman who can sing and dance, began to move unconsciously to the rhythm of the music. Xu Bo'an never expected this.

Xu Bo'an was truly taken aback. Good heavens, such a stunningly beautiful face with a perfectly proportioned figure, captivating attire, and incredibly graceful and moving dance moves—it was as if a beauty from the screen had stepped into reality!

Since Chen Shishi dared to dance so gracefully in front of him, how could he not appreciate it?
As Xu Bo'an leisurely sipped his tea, watching Chen Shishi's incredibly graceful dance, he couldn't help but think to himself that his life was truly more carefree than that of a god! (End of Chapter)