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Chapter 198 Brother Jie, no!
Chapter 198 Brother Jie, no!
"Hahahahahaha!"
As soon as the buddy next door finished speaking, the gangsters burst into laughter.
"Gan!"
"I'm laughing so hard. This guy really listens to his advice!"
"Hahaha, in my opinion, it's because our Brother Jie is too domineering!"
"That's right, my Brother Jie is invincible, Brother Jie is tough!"
The sharp and ear-piercing laughter and the sweet and salty rainbow farts, mixed with the smell of inorganic substances and ammonia unique to the turbulent environment, exploded like a firecracker in the cramped and narrow space. .
【Ding! 】
[You have received a lot of [mixed damage] from the environment! 】
[HP-16%! 】
Lin Jiqiu couldn't help but mutter, these people are really capable of causing trouble...
As for the old man next door, he obviously looked like he was about to be driven crazy, if not scared to death.
Lin Jiqiu heard him fussing around next door for a while, then hurriedly flushed the water, then immediately opened the door and walked out.
"Isn't it enough to come out earlier? Does it have to be so embarrassing?"
"Isn't that right? You don't know who my brother Jie is, right?"
"Wait a minute, why are you running so fast?"
"Which class are you in? Let's go give you some warmth then, hehe."
"..."
【Ding! 】
[The barbarian creatures activated their skills: Crazy Intimidation! 】
[[lv3 spy agent] has suffered a lot of mental damage! 】
This old man almost burst into tears. After some hard talking, he finally let these people [barbarians] go.
But I understand the truth, but why is this guy's logo "Intelligence Agent"?
"Brother Jie, we have a seat!"
"That's right, let's give the pit position to Brother Jie first!"
"That's right, how can we, Brother Jie, hold it in?"
Surrounded by a group of people, the person who was called "Brother Jie" and was probably the leader was invited into the pit next door as if he was being crowned.
At this time, he heard the footsteps of the [barbarians] outside, and they began to gather on his side again.
"CTMD, why is there someone here!?"
"You bitch, you know how to fish and swim every day. Lazy people poop a lot, right?"
"That's right. Are you afraid that it's not Doraemon who is so capable?"
"Come out quickly, I need to poop!"
Boom boom boom!
The knocking on the door sounded incessantly.
Lin Jiqiu didn't bother to pay attention to them at all.
He felt that about 80% of his inventory had been cleared, and there was still 20% of the progress bar left. How could it be so fast?
"What a shame, you are the one pretending to be dead?"
"CNTNND, you damn girl, don't be so shameless!"
"I beep beep beep -"
"Beep beep beep-"
【Ding! 】
[The lv4 barbarian activated his skill: Send a telegram! 】
[You have suffered a lot of mental damage! 】
【HP-1%】
I really can't stand it anymore...
Not long after, Lin Jiqiu quickly became a little impatient with the noisy sounds around her.
Suddenly, Lin Jieqiu said slowly and leisurely through the door:
"Only flies gather in the toilet and buzz around other people's shit."
next moment.
The noisy Shushuoli suddenly fell silent...
【Ding! 】
[You activated the skill: Fragrant Mouth Cannon! 】
[Fragrant Mouth Cannon: A kind of mouth cannon with a wonderful fragrance. It is not very lethal, but it must be very insulting. 】
[You have caused huge mental damage to a large number of [Barbarians]! 】
[You have gained experience points: exp+253! 】
[You have obtained: Gold Yuan x543! 】【You have obtained Soul Crystal x13! 】
After about a second of silence, these [barbarian] brothers suddenly became violent.
"I beep beep beep -"
"I beep, you beep, mother, beep -"
"Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep -"
【Ding! 】
[[Barbarian] creature activated its skill: Crazy telegram! 】
Hey, it's really yours.
From now on, there is no need to put aromatherapy in the bathroom. I can just ask you to purify the air.
"You can't fucking get out!"
The irritable [Barbarians] have already begun to take action.
They kicked the door hard twice, and there was a banging sound in the whole bathroom.
At this time, Lin Jiqiu had just finished clearing the memory.
He calmly pulled up his pants and straightened his clothes.
Then he grabbed something placed in the corner of the pit.
【Ding! 】
[You have obtained a new weapon: the Sword of Corrosion! 】
[Weapon: Sword of Corrosion]
[Grade: D]
[Details: A sword that has been stored in [Rotten Land] for many years and has been corroded by Yin Qi and obtained [Enchanting Effect]. It has the magic ball effect of [Breath of Corrosion]. 】
[Breath of Corrosion Effect [-]: Targets attacked by [Corrosion Sword] have a higher probability of entering [Corrosion] state. 】
[Breath of Corrosion Effect [-]: The target wearing [Corrosive Sword] will obtain [Intimidation Aura], which has a greater probability of knocking back surrounding targets. 】
……
squeak squeak-
Along with a sound that was obviously not smooth enough, the door of the pit was slowly pushed open.
The [Barbarians] standing menacingly outside the door all showed ferocious expressions, as if Satan was alive.
They had even begun to move the bones of their wrists and necks, making snapping sounds.
My fist is itchy!
Let me know, who dares to be so arrogant and domineering in front of Brother Jie?
Soon, the door opened.
The next thing the [Barbarians] saw was a boy with slightly messy hair and a calm expression.
His posture was upright and his eyes were cold, like a strong pine standing in the cold wind.
In his hand, he held a long, narrow and dazzling...
Toilet scraper.
【Barbarian】(#゜Д゜)……? ?
At this moment, the surrounding air froze again on the spot.
The scene was so cold that you could squeeze water out of it with your hands.
Don't know why.
When this guy came out with a toilet pusher.
Their bodies actually retreated uncontrollably, as if being pulled by a mysterious force from the east.
To be honest, the hammer itself is not a very lethal tool.
But it is the kind of feeling that makes people instinctively want to stay away, and even hold their breath subconsciously, wishing they could put their two lungs together...
So what was supposed to be a passionate group fight turned into a scene of younger brothers gathering together to greet their older brothers...
【Ding! 】
[You have triggered the effect of [Intimidation Aura]! 】
[[Barbarian] creature has entered [Fear] state! 】
The corners of Lin Jiqiu's mouth tilted slightly and she walked towards the outside of the toilet.
At this moment, he heard a voice coming from behind—
"Wait."
The door of the pit next door was also pushed open at this moment:
"I didn't say you could go."
……
(End of this chapter)
"Hahahahahaha!"
As soon as the buddy next door finished speaking, the gangsters burst into laughter.
"Gan!"
"I'm laughing so hard. This guy really listens to his advice!"
"Hahaha, in my opinion, it's because our Brother Jie is too domineering!"
"That's right, my Brother Jie is invincible, Brother Jie is tough!"
The sharp and ear-piercing laughter and the sweet and salty rainbow farts, mixed with the smell of inorganic substances and ammonia unique to the turbulent environment, exploded like a firecracker in the cramped and narrow space. .
【Ding! 】
[You have received a lot of [mixed damage] from the environment! 】
[HP-16%! 】
Lin Jiqiu couldn't help but mutter, these people are really capable of causing trouble...
As for the old man next door, he obviously looked like he was about to be driven crazy, if not scared to death.
Lin Jiqiu heard him fussing around next door for a while, then hurriedly flushed the water, then immediately opened the door and walked out.
"Isn't it enough to come out earlier? Does it have to be so embarrassing?"
"Isn't that right? You don't know who my brother Jie is, right?"
"Wait a minute, why are you running so fast?"
"Which class are you in? Let's go give you some warmth then, hehe."
"..."
【Ding! 】
[The barbarian creatures activated their skills: Crazy Intimidation! 】
[[lv3 spy agent] has suffered a lot of mental damage! 】
This old man almost burst into tears. After some hard talking, he finally let these people [barbarians] go.
But I understand the truth, but why is this guy's logo "Intelligence Agent"?
"Brother Jie, we have a seat!"
"That's right, let's give the pit position to Brother Jie first!"
"That's right, how can we, Brother Jie, hold it in?"
Surrounded by a group of people, the person who was called "Brother Jie" and was probably the leader was invited into the pit next door as if he was being crowned.
At this time, he heard the footsteps of the [barbarians] outside, and they began to gather on his side again.
"CTMD, why is there someone here!?"
"You bitch, you know how to fish and swim every day. Lazy people poop a lot, right?"
"That's right. Are you afraid that it's not Doraemon who is so capable?"
"Come out quickly, I need to poop!"
Boom boom boom!
The knocking on the door sounded incessantly.
Lin Jiqiu didn't bother to pay attention to them at all.
He felt that about 80% of his inventory had been cleared, and there was still 20% of the progress bar left. How could it be so fast?
"What a shame, you are the one pretending to be dead?"
"CNTNND, you damn girl, don't be so shameless!"
"I beep beep beep -"
"Beep beep beep-"
【Ding! 】
[The lv4 barbarian activated his skill: Send a telegram! 】
[You have suffered a lot of mental damage! 】
【HP-1%】
I really can't stand it anymore...
Not long after, Lin Jiqiu quickly became a little impatient with the noisy sounds around her.
Suddenly, Lin Jieqiu said slowly and leisurely through the door:
"Only flies gather in the toilet and buzz around other people's shit."
next moment.
The noisy Shushuoli suddenly fell silent...
【Ding! 】
[You activated the skill: Fragrant Mouth Cannon! 】
[Fragrant Mouth Cannon: A kind of mouth cannon with a wonderful fragrance. It is not very lethal, but it must be very insulting. 】
[You have caused huge mental damage to a large number of [Barbarians]! 】
[You have gained experience points: exp+253! 】
[You have obtained: Gold Yuan x543! 】【You have obtained Soul Crystal x13! 】
After about a second of silence, these [barbarian] brothers suddenly became violent.
"I beep beep beep -"
"I beep, you beep, mother, beep -"
"Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep -"
【Ding! 】
[[Barbarian] creature activated its skill: Crazy telegram! 】
Hey, it's really yours.
From now on, there is no need to put aromatherapy in the bathroom. I can just ask you to purify the air.
"You can't fucking get out!"
The irritable [Barbarians] have already begun to take action.
They kicked the door hard twice, and there was a banging sound in the whole bathroom.
At this time, Lin Jiqiu had just finished clearing the memory.
He calmly pulled up his pants and straightened his clothes.
Then he grabbed something placed in the corner of the pit.
【Ding! 】
[You have obtained a new weapon: the Sword of Corrosion! 】
[Weapon: Sword of Corrosion]
[Grade: D]
[Details: A sword that has been stored in [Rotten Land] for many years and has been corroded by Yin Qi and obtained [Enchanting Effect]. It has the magic ball effect of [Breath of Corrosion]. 】
[Breath of Corrosion Effect [-]: Targets attacked by [Corrosion Sword] have a higher probability of entering [Corrosion] state. 】
[Breath of Corrosion Effect [-]: The target wearing [Corrosive Sword] will obtain [Intimidation Aura], which has a greater probability of knocking back surrounding targets. 】
……
squeak squeak-
Along with a sound that was obviously not smooth enough, the door of the pit was slowly pushed open.
The [Barbarians] standing menacingly outside the door all showed ferocious expressions, as if Satan was alive.
They had even begun to move the bones of their wrists and necks, making snapping sounds.
My fist is itchy!
Let me know, who dares to be so arrogant and domineering in front of Brother Jie?
Soon, the door opened.
The next thing the [Barbarians] saw was a boy with slightly messy hair and a calm expression.
His posture was upright and his eyes were cold, like a strong pine standing in the cold wind.
In his hand, he held a long, narrow and dazzling...
Toilet scraper.
【Barbarian】(#゜Д゜)……? ?
At this moment, the surrounding air froze again on the spot.
The scene was so cold that you could squeeze water out of it with your hands.
Don't know why.
When this guy came out with a toilet pusher.
Their bodies actually retreated uncontrollably, as if being pulled by a mysterious force from the east.
To be honest, the hammer itself is not a very lethal tool.
But it is the kind of feeling that makes people instinctively want to stay away, and even hold their breath subconsciously, wishing they could put their two lungs together...
So what was supposed to be a passionate group fight turned into a scene of younger brothers gathering together to greet their older brothers...
【Ding! 】
[You have triggered the effect of [Intimidation Aura]! 】
[[Barbarian] creature has entered [Fear] state! 】
The corners of Lin Jiqiu's mouth tilted slightly and she walked towards the outside of the toilet.
At this moment, he heard a voice coming from behind—
"Wait."
The door of the pit next door was also pushed open at this moment:
"I didn't say you could go."
……
(End of this chapter)
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