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Chapter 210 Uncle 9 has to pick up his pants and run away when he sees him, Shaolin Zombie

Chapter 210 Uncle Jiu has to pick up his pants and run away when he sees him, Shaolin Zombie

He Xiu ignored Ya San, but Wang Yunxing, the young disciple next to him, quit his job. He had already notified you in good faith in advance, asking you to prepare in advance to avoid trouble. This person actually had such a bad mouth as soon as he came here.

Immediately, he no longer tolerated the visitor, pulled out the gun from his waist, and said with a cheerful smile. : "Come on, come here and show you a sample of the baby."

It was dark and dim, with only the dim moonlight. The young monk holding a lantern opposite could not see clearly what was happening on the opposite side. He relied on his three-legged cat skills to ignore anyone, and he really took the step of not recognizing his relatives. He came over and said, "Grandpa, I'm here. Why, you dare to slap me!"

The world is like this. If you want to be kind to others, some idiot will come up to you and ask you to slap him. If you don't slap him, he will feel sorry for this unprovoked fate.

boom!

A snap!

The young man was so frightened that he felt like he was dead. When he looked carefully, he saw that in front of him were densely packed people with tall heads, and everyone was pointing a spray gun at their own heads.

With a plop, his knees softened, and he knelt down, and a pleading sound came out of his mouth. : "Ah... Ouch, grandpa... grandpa... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, grandpa, I was wrong, don't shoot."

He Xiu twitched the corner of his mouth and pressed down Wang Yunxing's spear. The coward knelt down too fast and was caught off guard. The grab just now was aimed at the sky. I don't know why he was so cowardly.

Looking at the guy who was kowtowing, He Xiu put his legs on the horse's neck, lit a cigar, and then asked slowly. : "Which family are you a disciple of? Why would you say such evil words to He? Is this what your master taught you?"

"Uuuuuu, sir, I am a disciple of the Buddha Heart Sect of Taiping Dao in Longhu Mountain. My name is Chen Bairi. Don't kill me. I really didn't know there are grandpas here."

This coward is almost ready to report his family tree.

However, as soon as He Xiu heard about the Buddha Heart Sect, he immediately thought of Zhou You. He was deeply impressed by this bald man. When he first met Fei Zhan, he was also here. He Xiu's eyes were filled with excitement when he used the Five Elements Formation. It was considered a familiarity at that time. : "Young Zhou Celestial Master, who are you?"

"Ah, Zhou You is the villain's master, sir! You know my master, we are one family, hehehehe!" When Bai Ri heard that he had met an acquaintance of the master who has friends all over the world, he felt relieved. The tone of voice and the forehead that had just been dripping with cold sweat suddenly stopped, and the pounding heart was calmed down and no longer mentioned.

He Xiu softened his tone a lot when he saw that this coward was actually the disciple of Master Zhou You. "Where are you going to drive away the corpses?"

"In reply to the Taoist priest, we have just collected the corpses from Shaanxi and are preparing to rush to Xiangxi."

"Okay, let's ride horses and move quickly. It's almost dawn. Don't waste the time. Let Zhou Tianshi prepare for us. We want to go there."

"Yes, yes, let's go, let's go." Bai Ri wiped his sweat and ran back quickly.

Seeing Chen Bairi, a delinquent with an old look on his face, stumbling away in the dead woods, the disciples also put away their guns and weapons and returned to the team.

"Cave Master, is this Buddha Heart Sect famous?" Wang Yunxing asked curiously as he didn't understand the spiritual world after all.

"They are also disciples of the Zhengyi sect, but they are very similar to the Quanzhen sect. They emphasize the connection between Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism. The three sects have always had the same ancestral style. They practice Taoism, practice Confucian etiquette, and have the heart of Buddhism. Each generation can produce two A heavenly master."

Wang Yunxing took a breath as soon as he heard the Heavenly Master. : "Hey, isn't that awesome?"

What he didn't know was that there were many types of heavenly masters. He Xiu is too lazy to say so much. When the Kunlun Mountain incident breaks out, who knows how many people will survive. Maybe there will be none. That is the ancient demon Yamata no Orochi. Even if the gods and humans are in decline, they are not Yang, Shen, Yin. God can handle it, not to mention these Dao soldiers who have just gathered their magic power. If they can help hold down a little demon, it is considered a meritorious service.

"It's just that we reach the same destination through different paths. Cultivating the Tao is cultivating the mind. Let's go. The town we are walking thirty miles away is called Chenjia Town. It is the only Dragon Vein Cave that has not been affected by disaster. Let's rest there for a few days."

Not far away, the bald Zhou Tianshi who got the news also felt troubled. Why did he bump into so many people in the middle of the night? He quickly cast a spell to stabilize the group of corpses. Or maybe it was the Tianshi who used the technique of fixing corpses. Perfect.

When He Xiu arrived, he saw that the roadside under the moonlight was filled with walking corpses covered in black robes. Their bodies were filled with corpse air, and the stench was so offensive that it was nauseating. They stood upright and motionless. When ordinary people saw it, they would probably be This horrifying scene of corpses should scare you to death.

A rough calculation estimated that there were about a hundred corpses. How could an ordinary person dare to catch so many corpses at once? Four Eyes was greedy enough, but twenty was basically his limit.

"Yuan Qian, I've met Senior Zhou." Although this bald man is from the Three Mountains Blood Drop Sect, he doesn't have the nickname, so he doesn't know how to call him. However, since he and Shi Jian, Lin Jiu and the others call him brother, he has no choice but to call him brother. A senior man.

He stretched out his hand to stop hitting the smiling man. His disciple had just come back and complained, and he thought he was some evil bandit.

When the bald man saw He Xiu, he naturally had a good impression of him. His first impression of He Xiu was that of an outstanding Taoist young man who risked his life to conquer demons. : "It turns out to be little friend He Xiu from the Demon-Suppressing Hall. Long time no see. I wonder if Master is okay."

He Xiu, who got off his horse, waved his hand to let the Taoist soldiers go first, then turned around and saluted. "Hey~ Thank you for your concern, Senior Zhou. It's a pity that our division has been disbanded for more than two years."

I thought this was the starting point for chatting, but who knew that Shi Jian actually died. It was really unfortunate: "Hey~ I didn't expect that the generation of Thunder Master Shi, Taoist friend Shi, has passed away. It is really a big loss for our Taoist sect. It is a pity. Blessings are immeasurable."

When acquaintances meet, they just exchange a few words. It is really not a place to chat in a pile of corpses. It is smelly and uncomfortable. Looking at the team that has passed by, He Xiuyi holds his hand and says goodbye. : "Senior Zhou, we have just returned from disaster relief in Shaanxi. We are physically and mentally exhausted. We will go to Chenjia Town ahead to cultivate ourselves. If the Celestial Master never abandons us, we will come back to listen to Celestial Master Zhou's sermons."

"Okay, be careful on the road."

Hearing that He Xiu and his people actually went to the disaster area to carry out spontaneous relief work, I felt very relieved. His old friends and apprentices had already established a family. Thinking that his grade was about the same as his own apprentice, an unknown fire surged instantly. In my mind, how can the gap between people be so big?

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, so he turned around and slapped Chen Bairi on the forehead: "You little bastard, a worthless thing, what are you looking at? Look at others, look at you, you are still older than him! It’s worthless, just go back and watch.”

During the day, I felt very wronged. I squinted my eyes to look at the bald man in front of me who was ringing the bell. I took the paper money and came to the back of the team. I had just been pressed with a cold gun, and I didn't feel so uncomfortable. What a bastard master. Ah this is.

Wangdong Town!

The traveling corpse exorcism team is only a few miles away.

The Taoist soldiers looked at the desolate and deserted town, without a trace of life, and couldn't help but feel a little creepy. They looked around, fearing that some evil thing that did not belong to the world would jump out of any corner.

Wang Yunxing frowned and asked He Xiu nervously in a low voice. : "It seems that Cave Master's town has also suffered a disaster. Will there be a bunch of starving ghosts running out like before..."

He Xiu Ming looked at the smoldering resentment in the sky and realized that he had come to a small town that was hit by a serious disaster and was dead. "Well, I'm afraid it's more serious than that. The air here exudes the air of plague, and the probability of encountering plague ghosts is very high. Let everyone wear masks and carry evil talismans. I will save this town tomorrow and retreat quickly now. ” ˆ ˆ “Then let’s do it now...”

"We should form a team of five and go out to the village to rest. We are not allowed to move alone to avoid being targeted by strange people. It will be dawn in an hour."

Dao Bing disciples are under militarized management. They move quickly and follow orders and prohibitions. This makes He Xiu very satisfied. Of course, as a superior, he also hopes that his subordinates will all be such robots.

In just a few miles, it took more than an hour to drive the corpse around. There was nothing I could do, the jump was slow, and I had to always be careful that a wild cat would jump out of the roadside.

"Hey! Master, is there a restaurant open here?"

"Well, you two go first, order bowls of food, and I'll settle the customers."

Driving corpses is a very tiring job. Although the income is good, it is a yin and yang job. It is almost dawn, and my stomach is growling with hunger, so I don’t think much about traveling around.

Just after settling down the zombies, I walked into the restaurant and saw that the hall was full of guests, men, women, old and young. It was very lively, but I always felt that something was wrong. Seeing that the two apprentices were enjoying the food, I didn't think much about it.

pat, pat!

Suddenly, a lot of things fell from the beams. When I pinched them with my hands, they turned out to be sticky, soft and waxy. When I looked carefully, I saw, holy shit, carrion worms.

Wherever there are carrion bugs, they are accompanied by corpses. Zhou You suddenly woke up. In the early hours of the night, in this year of disaster, how could there be such a lively restaurant in a poor rural area.

"Hmph, evildoers, let me see your prototypes, the spirits in the sky and the light on the earth. May my heavenly eyes see the underworld and my heavenly eyes be opened!"

A bright light flashed through Zhou You's eyes, but what he saw was a group of demons dancing around, rotten wood, and a piece of decay and debris. What the two disciples were eating was... corpse worms, earthworms, and steamed buns with corpse oil. Eat it mixed with soy sauce.

It's actually Zhou You's fault for not paying attention, as a Taoist priest who deals with corpses every day. The appearance of the body is contaminated with yin and evil spirits, so it is natural to regard the yin and yang of this ghost cave as the yang world. People like He Xiu and others have not seen the entrance to the supernatural world at all.

Humans walk in the upper world, and ghosts walk in the shadows. But in these troubled times, there are countless ghosts like this in this world. Because the underworld is full, they can only return to their hometown and open a small ghost cave for temporary refuge in the underworld.

Zhou You adheres to the concept of never having murderous intentions if he can be saved, and a seal of peace breaks through the illusion of the entire supernatural space.

This unraveling is incredible!

"Yuck~"

Chen Tiantian, who had just eaten corpse bugs and had his mouth full of oil, felt nauseated all over his body when he saw this look. He quickly grabbed his junior brother and ran away, spitting out black oily corpse oil and fat and protein-filled meat. Corpse worm, the dark green corpse oil made Zhou You vomit when he saw it, but he was lucky to be surprised, otherwise he would have been caught too. : "What are you two looking at? Hurry up and collect your souls."

"Oh, here we come," Bai Tian, ​​who was about to vomit and collapse, replied weakly. The three of them worked together flawlessly, traveling around casting spells to collect souls, with the old-looking Bai Bai assisting from the side, and the young apprentice storing them.

But the impact of the Yang Qi in the world attracted countless hungry ghosts and plague ghosts who were hungry and unsupported, and they staggered around the three masters and disciples.

He Xiu has also arrived at the door, but his whole body is covered with the strongest evil-destroying thunder light, which prevents all the undead from approaching. Once he gets close, he will be wiped out in ashes.

Looking at the three masters and disciples in front of him, He Xiu couldn't help cursing in his heart: Zhou You is really annoying this time. He even said that he would do some meritorious deeds tomorrow, but in the end, he ruined it all. Bald Donkey is just nosy.

"Ten Thousand Ghosts, get up!" He Xiu had no choice but to do it himself, collecting as many ghosts as he could. Each sect had several ways to collect ghosts. The reason why Fu Mo Tang was called Fu Mo Tang was because there were so many confusing methods.

Seeing the wandering ghosts continuously circling in the restaurant hall, sucking in these ghosts like a black hole, he stopped collecting the souls, pulled away the two disciples, and handed over these thousands of ghosts. He Xiu's Wangui Banner Processing.

These ten thousand ghost flags are both good and evil, and can swallow up the souls of living people, so it is better to stay away from them. After seeing the people outside the door clearly, Zhou You showed a smile. Seeing that the ghosts in the scene had been sucked clean, he said hello: "Hey, little friend He! Are you still here?"

He Xiu sucked his palm and held the Ten Thousand Ghosts Flag hovering in his palm. : "Oh, passing by here, I found that this town is in ruins. I wanted to prepare to open a Taoist altar here tomorrow to liberate the souls of the dead, but I didn't expect that Senior Zhou actually took the lead, so I came to support."

"Okay, as expected, you are responsible. Let's go out and tell you that this ghost world is unstable and is about to disappear. It feels uncomfortable to stay here."

"Yes, please, Senior Zhou!"

But as soon as they exited the hole in the strange space, the four of them came face to face with a gloomy and violent man, who seemed to be exuding a terrifying fighting spirit all the time.

He Xiu looked like Fan Shaohuang, followed by a disciple with a very impressive figure. He looked like a middle-aged man, but the two of them were indeed wearing leather clothes. If you look closely, the skin is not simple, snake skin, no... I should say It's dragon skin, which is really luxurious.

He Xiu quickly bowed and broke the gaze between Zhou You and the man. : "Have you met Senior Zhao?"

"Well~ you know me!"

"The name of the black-faced god Wuxie Heavenly Master has naturally been admired for a long time. I heard that Senior Zhao killed the entire supernatural world as soon as he came down from the mountain, which fascinated me." Everyone carried the sedan chair and praised everyone when he saw it. That's right.

Sure enough, this move is a good bridge of communication. Zhao Jun likes to be flattered. : "Hahahaha, you do know how to talk. Come on! Let me have a nice chat with my good junior brother."

"That's it, the two heavenly masters chatted slowly, and the junior took his leave first."

When several people saw He Xiu bowing and leaving in a dignified manner, they turned around the corner, and then the drama of fighting within the same family began.

Although He Xiu was walking in all directions, his heart was aroused by a thousand waves, Zhou You, Zhao Jun, hehehe, Qilin Stone. He never expected that such a divine object would actually let him get involved in the plot.

(End of this chapter)

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