I'm mentally retarded, who asked me to join Rules Monster Talk?

Chapter 308 What should the scumbags living in Hengshui Middle School do?

Xiao Yi naturally has no way of knowing what is going on in the outside world. At this moment, he has already gone to the dungeon.

The pure white space faded, and when Xiao Yi could see the surroundings clearly again, he found that he was tied to a seat made of gold.

"Ugh...!"

Xiao Yi instinctively wanted to make a sound, but found that his mouth had been tied, and there was something strange stuffed in his mouth, so that if he wanted to speak, he could only make some humming sounds.

"……Um!"

Xiao Yi tried to move his body again, but found that he was tightly tied to this seat and could not move at all.

"Well……"

Xiao Yi could only observe the surrounding environment.

However, he found that the surroundings were pitch black and he couldn't see anything. The only thing he could see was his surroundings.

As expected, the tall man in black robe spoke first, with a clear female voice.

I think he was just saying...it's okay, I don't mind, but then again, you two are mentally retarded and can't let me speak first. "

"Oh? You're awake... don't worry, we haven't done anything to you yet, and there's nothing missing on you. Don't worry, you'll know by touching it yourself."

Xiao Yi immediately looked at the source of the sound, and soon, two figures in black robes came to him.

However, the little man in black robes next to her immediately swung his fist and hit her shin.

"puff……"

For Xiao Yi, sometimes thinking about this kind of refreshing plot that doesn't use your brain is actually quite relaxing.

And Xiao Yi replied: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

"Oh~" The tall man in black robe nodded thoughtfully, and then said: "But I think it doesn't make any difference, right?"

"Humph……"

"Hey! Don't stand on one foot. What is he saying? Translate for me."

The little man in black robe was stunned. It was obvious that she didn't understand what Xiao Yi was talking about.

Generally speaking, I am a deskmate, a classmate, a monitor, a top student, the number one in my age, a teacher, a class teacher, a dean, a principal, a teacher of education... I work all the way! All the way up! A cool story that finally overturned the entire education system.

"Didn't I just ask you to tie him up? Why did you tie a gag on him!?"

The little man in black robe was immediately so angry that he said vulgar words directly. At the same time, she also untied Xiao Yi.

Unable to get any information, Xiao Yi had to give up and began to mentally conceive of a novel he planned to write in the future to pass the time and wait for the incident to happen.

"……drink!"

"You just translated it wrong. What I just said was...it's okay. I don't mind. But having said that, can you two idiots let me speak first?"

"Finally we're getting to the point... Uh-huh!" I heard the little black-robed man cough lightly, and then asked in a serious tone: "So, you must have lost your memory now, and you can't remember why you are here. Is that the reason?”

One figure is very petite, looking like a child, while the other figure is relatively tall, slightly shorter than Xiao Yi, and for some reason this person's black robe is very close-fitting, with the front and back tilted up, which is obvious. It's a woman.

It's called... "What to do as a scumbag living in Hengshui Middle School".

After Xiao Yineng spoke again, the first thing he said was:

"……Um?"

"Your mother is jealous."

Therefore, he could only ask these two men in black robes:
"So, what are you going to do? Why are you tying me up here?"

Although he could speak for the time being, Xiao Yi was still tied tightly and could not move at all.

With that said, the tall man couldn't wait to reach out to Xiao Yi.

"……Um."

The tall man in black robe also looked at Xiao Yi, thought about it carefully, and then said: "

"…………ah?"

"Guaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" The tall man in black robe also wailed as a matter of course, holding one of his golden chicken legs and standing independently.

There seemed to be a light source hanging above his head, illuminating only the things around him.

And just when Xiao Yi was thinking about how to slap the minister in the face for the most pleasure, he heard footsteps.

"...That makes sense!" The tall man in black robe suddenly realized: "Then let me touch him! According to the theory of relativity, if I touch him, he will feel it! This way he can also know that he is not lacking anywhere. Alright? Okay! I’ll do it now!”

As for what that novel is, it’s actually not a special work, it’s just a purely mindless and cool novel.

At the same time, she also complained to the tall man in black robe:

"...Oh!" Only then did the little black-robed man react and hurriedly stood on tiptoes to untie Xiao Yi's mouth.

"Alas..." The little man in black robe turned to Xiao Yi and said, "I'm sorry, that's the kind of person she is. I hope you don't mind."

Therefore, she could only ask for help from the tall man in black robe next to her.

"No..." Another petite man in black robe made a childish little girl's voice, "You have tied him tightly, how can he touch you?"

"Hmm..." the tall man in black robe said with some embarrassment: "I thought I'd tie them up already, why not do a full set of them, and... don't you think your mouth is astringent?"

"Amnesia?" Xiao Yi tried to recall. Except that he was deeply impressed by the dish of fried pork with chili and salt he cooked yesterday, he really couldn't recall anything in recent memory.

Therefore, Xiao Yi replied: "I don't know what amnesia you are talking about, and I don't know what the setting is here. However, I really don't know why I am tied here by you."

"Yes! Very good!" The little black-robed man nodded with satisfaction, "It seems that the memory has been erased completely."

"Of course!" the tall man in black robe said proudly, "Don't you still believe in my craftsmanship?"

"Uh..." Xiao Yi saw that it was difficult to have an effective conversation with them, and was a little helpless, but he could only ask again: "So, why do you want to erase my memory and tie me here? "

"The reason, if you want to ask the reason, it will take a long time to explain." The little black-robed man cleared his throat again and said, "This started from a long, long time ago..." However, she just spoke without saying a few words, and Xiao Yi couldn't help but yawn.

"Ha..." Xiao Yi said, "Please keep the story short."

"..." The little black-robed man was silent for a moment, and then said helplessly: "Why have you become so impatient now? I really can't do anything to you, so I'll keep the story short. In fact, the main reason we do this is to make you go……"

"and many more!"

However, when the little man in black robe was about to spoil the story, the tall man in black robe quickly stopped her!
The tall man in black robe said quickly:
"Wait! Wait! Why do you have to tell everything about your plan? Do you want to make a long story short? You can't say a word!"

"...Huh? Why?" The little man in black robe was puzzled: "It would be too uncomfortable for the two of us to hold back the plan we finally negotiated without letting others know! Moreover, he even spoke. Ask me, out of basic etiquette, I have to tell him, right? "

"What nonsense are you talking about?" the tall man in black robe said speechlessly: "Then why did we spend so much effort to erase his memory?"

"...Ah." The little black-robed man came back to his senses.

"Anyway, anyway!" She looked at Xiao Yi again, and said angrily because she wanted to cover up her embarrassment: "I won't tell you our plan! And there is only one thing you have to do!"

"One thing?" Xiao Yi asked doubtfully, "What is it?"

"It's very simple." The little man in black robe said: "You only need to experience several completely different lives, compose the music of life and then come back... However, although I said it was experience, it would be more accurate to use the word experience. Well, after all, if you encounter life danger during those periods of life, you will really die, so you must ensure that you can come back here alive. "

"Experienced...several lives? Or are they completely different?" Xiao Yi suddenly frowned, "This is not the same thing anymore, right?"

"...Huh? One thing? Several lives? Hiss...it seems like that's really what happened!"

Xiao Yi's words almost burned the brain of the little man in black robe. Fortunately, she stopped thinking in time and said to Xiao Yi:
"Anyway, anyway! You are going to experience several phases of life next, are you ready?"

"Uh..." Xiao Yi looked troubled and asked, "Can I not go?"

"...No." And the little man in black robe immediately gave a matter-of-fact answer.

"..." Xiao Yi had no choice but to look at the other person.

He looked at the tall man in black robe and asked, "Can I not go?"

"No." The tall man in black robe said with a smile: "The ceremony will officially begin soon, so please be prepared."

"be prepared?"

Xiao Yi glanced at the gold seat that was tightly tied to him, then looked at the tall black-robed man and said:
"Actually, I'm not ready yet."

"Oh?" she asked, "Do you have any unfulfilled wishes? No! It's like giving someone a final gift. Do you have anything else to prepare?"

"I'm anxious." Xiao Yi said, "I have an urgent problem that needs to be solved."

"I'm in a hurry." The tall man in black robe said with a smile: "In that case, please just start like this. It won't be a problem if you get yourself and the seat dirty. I will take care of it afterwards. , why don’t you just let me handle it!”

"..." The other party's response made Xiao Yi couldn't help but be silent for a moment, and then asked: "Is this seat a toilet?"

"No." She said with a smile, "But it won't affect your convenience."

"But I want to open it up." Xiao Yi said: "I thought that this golden toilet has no holes or anything, and I am tied tightly, so it is really difficult to open it up."

Looking at Xiao Yi's serious and clear eyes, it was difficult for anyone to doubt him. The tall man in black robe also made a distressed sound.

"Ugh...this is a bit difficult to handle." Then, she thought of a good idea! "That's right! Can't this problem be solved if I help you untie it!?"

After that, she wanted to attack Xiao Yi, but before that, the little man in black robe punched her on the shin again, causing her to scream in pain. This time she wanted to stand on one foot, but But he fell to the ground and rolled around on the ground in pain.

"Really..." the little black-robed man sighed helplessly, "How could he be trapped so easily? If you loosen his bonds, wouldn't he be able to run away? Neither of us can stop him. !”

Then, she looked at Xiao Yi and said:

"Don't worry, the ceremony is very fast, it only takes less than a few seconds, and it will be over soon. Just wait for the ceremony to start, and you can be mentally prepared. When it comes to experiencing other people's lives, you It’s whatever is convenient for you.”

"...Okay." Xiao Yi was helpless. Although when he heard that this dungeon would require him to go through several lives, he instinctively realized that this dungeon was almost equivalent to challenging several different dungeons with different ideas. He immediately felt that Very troublesome.

Although he found it troublesome, he thought that this was what he was doing after all, so he had no choice but to accept his fate.

"Very good, then..." The little man in black robe raised his hand, "I'm about to start!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Yi saw a cold blue candle light up in front of him in the dark surroundings.

What was illuminated by the blue candle was a broken tombstone.

Nothing is engraved on the tombstone. It is a monument of ignorance with no information about whose tombstone it is, when he was born, when he died.

The tombstone was illuminated by the flickering candlelight, seeming to be staring at Xiao Yi. The blank content seemed to be... waiting for him to enter it.

"The beginning, the beginning..." At this time, Xiao Yi heard the recitation, "Compose the music of life here and seek the resonance of all living beings..."

The next moment, his vision went dark, and his consciousness also fell into darkness.

"........."

When Xiao Yi regained consciousness again, he heard... the sound of waves.

"here it is……"

Xiao Yi opened his eyes and found that the scenery around him had changed.

He was on the deck of a ship.

At the same time, Xiao Yi also found a piece of paper exposed in his breast pocket.

Xiao Yi opened it and saw that it was a regulatory document!
It's just that this rule document is very simple, with only four rules on it.

[Rule 1: A murder case must occur within three days]

[Rule 2: If you cannot find the murderer within three days after the body is found, or identify the wrong murderer, you will die]

[Rule 3: The past and present are closely connected]

[Rule 4: The murderer is the person who gave the fatal blow to the deceased]