Imperial County Magistrate
Chapter 720 is so vulgar and I love listening to it
Chapter 720 is so vulgar and I love listening to it
The reason why Zhao Kang felt that the Zhou State was easier to deal with than the Qi State was due to the two acquaintances Gongsun Yunxiu and Wu Xiong.
It is also due to the strong literary style of the Zhou Dynasty and the large number of students studying there.
As long as the news about Li Muyi, a regicide guy, breaks out, whether it is true or false, he will be in big trouble.
In the eyes of these scholars, even if you are an emperor, you must abide by the Three Cardinal Guidelines and the Five Constant Rules, and you must not exceed them!
Although it is said that every family must have some dirty things, as long as it is not put on the table, you can pretend not to see it.
At most, they can just talk about it privately.
But it would be different if it were put on the table. These scholars would clamor for an explanation from the emperor and ministers.
Zhao Kang could foresee that after Lao Ma spread the news, scholars would gather in front of the palace in Yandu City to ask for explanations.
As a time traveler, Zhao Kang is well aware of the effects that can occur when public opinion ferments.
After all, it was just a suspicion that someone else was secretly filming someone on the subway, and that was not the case, so he could flaunt his justice and launch an online violence, and it only cost a trivial price like being placed on probation.
Although Zhao Kang is not a journalism graduate student, he has learned the essence after seeing it a lot.
Just do it immediately.
I made Lao Ma wait for a while, and as soon as I started writing, a taboo pornographic article came out!
The title is "The Hell of the Widows in the Imperial Palace".
It tells the story of Li Muyi, a ruthless man who joined forces with the traitor Xiao Feiyu to kill the king and seize the throne.
He forced the late emperor's concubine to have sex with him, and used many coercive methods. Throughout the article, Zhao Kang did not name the widow.
Because he didn't know, he directly replaced it with a certain concubine. Anyway, it was blind Kumba who made it up.
Then he used a lot of pen and ink to describe the scenes of flesh and blood!
When making up stories, in addition to having exciting content and attracting people, this is what people love to read the most.
So while writing, Zhao Kang recalled the screen classics of various Japanese teachers that once existed on the network disk.
What about funeral mourning clothes, about concubines and princes? At the end of writing, Zhao Kang stopped writing and cursed.
Damn it was a little too much, it made me excited.
He stopped writing, handed it to Lao Ma, Zhao Kang said calmly: "Go ahead, I'll post this too when the time comes."
Lao Ma stood aside and watched him write the story for a long time. He had long wanted to know what Zhao Kang was writing.
Xiangguo Shi once dominated the four countries in literature and was known as the best literati in the world. His articles must have been exquisite.
He looked at the ink on the paper that had not yet dried with interest, and then fell silent.
After a long time, he raised his head, looked at Zhao Kang and said awkwardly: "This article by the National Master is really true!"
"What's wrong?" Zhao Kang asked.
Lao Ma coughed: "Nothing, it's really fascinating."
Damn, I'm excited too. After entering the city, we'll find a brothel first.
"Okay, stop talking nonsense and do your job beautifully. It's best to let everyone in the city see it every time you go to a city."
"If that doesn't work, your people should pretend to be storytellers and sing the song." Zhao Kang said.
Lao Ma immediately nodded dumbfounded, and he even sang, "Do you think you wrote some earth-shattering poem or song?"
Lao Ma packed up his things and went to Gao Yuan to prepare for the army. Zhao Kang looked at Zhou's map of twenty states and couldn't help but sigh. After conquering such a large territory, he could do many things.
Zhao Kang had already planned in his mind that after he destroyed Qi and Zhou, he would divide the territory with Jing.
Let Xiao Xuance circle a vast piece of land for himself, and then move the entire Yuanjiang County here to develop science and technology.By then, those days would surely be very nourishing. Thinking of Zhao Kang, he picked up his pen and drew a circle somewhere on the map.
By late at night, all the armies had already prepared and set off. Gao Yuan led an army of [-] across Xizhou and directly attacked Guanzhou of Zhou State.
The name of Zhou Guoguan in the border town of Guanzhou was instantly alarmed!
Although they knew that Jing Jun was stationed in Xizhou before and they were always paying attention, they didn't expect that Jing Jun would act so quickly and catch them off guard.
Some officials were just about to organize a resistance when the artillery fire came, and they became the first person in Zhou Dynasty to be killed by artillery fire.
Gao Yuan led his army to capture the border town of Guanzhou without much effort. Jing Jun abided by Zhao Kang's military orders.
After entering the city, he still neither killed nor robbed nor harassed the people of Zhou State, which made people feel at ease.
The next day.
Several soldiers used paste to paint on the wall, and then printed yellow paper on the wall.
The Zhou people who were a little more courageous watched from a distance, but a few people carefully came closer to the densely written things on the yellow paper.
Looking at the soldiers who were still pasting the yellow paper, one person asked: "Brother, is this some kind of ban issued by Jing Jun?"
"See for yourself. There are so many prohibitions. You people can live a stable life and just do whatever you should do." Jing Jun, who posted the yellow paper, rolled his eyes.
Zhou Guoren smiled awkwardly, completely relieved, and stood under the city wall to watch.
Just looking at it, something felt wrong.
Someone immediately said angrily: "Slander! This is slander!"
"Even if your Jing army captured this city! You can't slander our emperor like this!"
"Li Muyi killed the king to seize the throne! This is absolutely treasonous!"
"I told you it was a slander!"
A group of melon-eating people were almost ready to fight.
Jingjun soldiers rolled their eyes: "What is slander! Do you know who Xiao Feiyu is? He was a traitor to Qian Guo before! Brother Qian Guo said this, how can it be false?"
"Think about why your Zhou Kingdom went to Qianguo Youzhou to fight for no reason before. That is because your emperor was threatened by Xiao Feiyu. Things like regicide and seizing the throne became the opponent's handle!"
The people who had shouted slander before were speechless. Some people couldn't help but said: "It seems to make sense, but how is this possible? My son teamed up with outsiders to kill me? This is too heartless!"
"That's right. Besides, how powerful is Xiao Feiyu? He can even go to the palace to kill people!"
The Jingguo soldier said seriously: "No? This Xiao Feiyu is a second-level master! Do you know what the concept is? He can't even kill you with one hand if you tie the whole city together!"
"It would be really miserable for your Zhou country to have such an emperor."
In an instant, the news of Li Muyi's regicide and seizing the throne spread in the border towns. Whether it was true or false, basically the people of Zhou Kingdom were talking about it.
At the same time, in a restaurant, a storyteller dressed as a man bowed to all directions.
Then he saluted: "Everyone, I will tell you about the hell of the widows in the palace! It is said that the day before the death of the late emperor, Li Muyi, then the eldest prince, came to the harem and saw a certain concubine..."
"The concubine was dressed in mourning clothes and listened to Li Muyi's rebellious words. She immediately sneered at you, you are a thief. However, Li Muyi put his hands on his inner lapel, and for a while, there were many sweet sounds in the funeral hall..."
I grass!
All the people who listened to the book were dumbfounded. They had never heard such a pornographic story in their lives!
"It's so vulgar!"
One person stood up and cursed angrily, and the storyteller was startled. Then he saw the other person sitting down: "Then what?"
(End of this chapter)
The reason why Zhao Kang felt that the Zhou State was easier to deal with than the Qi State was due to the two acquaintances Gongsun Yunxiu and Wu Xiong.
It is also due to the strong literary style of the Zhou Dynasty and the large number of students studying there.
As long as the news about Li Muyi, a regicide guy, breaks out, whether it is true or false, he will be in big trouble.
In the eyes of these scholars, even if you are an emperor, you must abide by the Three Cardinal Guidelines and the Five Constant Rules, and you must not exceed them!
Although it is said that every family must have some dirty things, as long as it is not put on the table, you can pretend not to see it.
At most, they can just talk about it privately.
But it would be different if it were put on the table. These scholars would clamor for an explanation from the emperor and ministers.
Zhao Kang could foresee that after Lao Ma spread the news, scholars would gather in front of the palace in Yandu City to ask for explanations.
As a time traveler, Zhao Kang is well aware of the effects that can occur when public opinion ferments.
After all, it was just a suspicion that someone else was secretly filming someone on the subway, and that was not the case, so he could flaunt his justice and launch an online violence, and it only cost a trivial price like being placed on probation.
Although Zhao Kang is not a journalism graduate student, he has learned the essence after seeing it a lot.
Just do it immediately.
I made Lao Ma wait for a while, and as soon as I started writing, a taboo pornographic article came out!
The title is "The Hell of the Widows in the Imperial Palace".
It tells the story of Li Muyi, a ruthless man who joined forces with the traitor Xiao Feiyu to kill the king and seize the throne.
He forced the late emperor's concubine to have sex with him, and used many coercive methods. Throughout the article, Zhao Kang did not name the widow.
Because he didn't know, he directly replaced it with a certain concubine. Anyway, it was blind Kumba who made it up.
Then he used a lot of pen and ink to describe the scenes of flesh and blood!
When making up stories, in addition to having exciting content and attracting people, this is what people love to read the most.
So while writing, Zhao Kang recalled the screen classics of various Japanese teachers that once existed on the network disk.
What about funeral mourning clothes, about concubines and princes? At the end of writing, Zhao Kang stopped writing and cursed.
Damn it was a little too much, it made me excited.
He stopped writing, handed it to Lao Ma, Zhao Kang said calmly: "Go ahead, I'll post this too when the time comes."
Lao Ma stood aside and watched him write the story for a long time. He had long wanted to know what Zhao Kang was writing.
Xiangguo Shi once dominated the four countries in literature and was known as the best literati in the world. His articles must have been exquisite.
He looked at the ink on the paper that had not yet dried with interest, and then fell silent.
After a long time, he raised his head, looked at Zhao Kang and said awkwardly: "This article by the National Master is really true!"
"What's wrong?" Zhao Kang asked.
Lao Ma coughed: "Nothing, it's really fascinating."
Damn, I'm excited too. After entering the city, we'll find a brothel first.
"Okay, stop talking nonsense and do your job beautifully. It's best to let everyone in the city see it every time you go to a city."
"If that doesn't work, your people should pretend to be storytellers and sing the song." Zhao Kang said.
Lao Ma immediately nodded dumbfounded, and he even sang, "Do you think you wrote some earth-shattering poem or song?"
Lao Ma packed up his things and went to Gao Yuan to prepare for the army. Zhao Kang looked at Zhou's map of twenty states and couldn't help but sigh. After conquering such a large territory, he could do many things.
Zhao Kang had already planned in his mind that after he destroyed Qi and Zhou, he would divide the territory with Jing.
Let Xiao Xuance circle a vast piece of land for himself, and then move the entire Yuanjiang County here to develop science and technology.By then, those days would surely be very nourishing. Thinking of Zhao Kang, he picked up his pen and drew a circle somewhere on the map.
By late at night, all the armies had already prepared and set off. Gao Yuan led an army of [-] across Xizhou and directly attacked Guanzhou of Zhou State.
The name of Zhou Guoguan in the border town of Guanzhou was instantly alarmed!
Although they knew that Jing Jun was stationed in Xizhou before and they were always paying attention, they didn't expect that Jing Jun would act so quickly and catch them off guard.
Some officials were just about to organize a resistance when the artillery fire came, and they became the first person in Zhou Dynasty to be killed by artillery fire.
Gao Yuan led his army to capture the border town of Guanzhou without much effort. Jing Jun abided by Zhao Kang's military orders.
After entering the city, he still neither killed nor robbed nor harassed the people of Zhou State, which made people feel at ease.
The next day.
Several soldiers used paste to paint on the wall, and then printed yellow paper on the wall.
The Zhou people who were a little more courageous watched from a distance, but a few people carefully came closer to the densely written things on the yellow paper.
Looking at the soldiers who were still pasting the yellow paper, one person asked: "Brother, is this some kind of ban issued by Jing Jun?"
"See for yourself. There are so many prohibitions. You people can live a stable life and just do whatever you should do." Jing Jun, who posted the yellow paper, rolled his eyes.
Zhou Guoren smiled awkwardly, completely relieved, and stood under the city wall to watch.
Just looking at it, something felt wrong.
Someone immediately said angrily: "Slander! This is slander!"
"Even if your Jing army captured this city! You can't slander our emperor like this!"
"Li Muyi killed the king to seize the throne! This is absolutely treasonous!"
"I told you it was a slander!"
A group of melon-eating people were almost ready to fight.
Jingjun soldiers rolled their eyes: "What is slander! Do you know who Xiao Feiyu is? He was a traitor to Qian Guo before! Brother Qian Guo said this, how can it be false?"
"Think about why your Zhou Kingdom went to Qianguo Youzhou to fight for no reason before. That is because your emperor was threatened by Xiao Feiyu. Things like regicide and seizing the throne became the opponent's handle!"
The people who had shouted slander before were speechless. Some people couldn't help but said: "It seems to make sense, but how is this possible? My son teamed up with outsiders to kill me? This is too heartless!"
"That's right. Besides, how powerful is Xiao Feiyu? He can even go to the palace to kill people!"
The Jingguo soldier said seriously: "No? This Xiao Feiyu is a second-level master! Do you know what the concept is? He can't even kill you with one hand if you tie the whole city together!"
"It would be really miserable for your Zhou country to have such an emperor."
In an instant, the news of Li Muyi's regicide and seizing the throne spread in the border towns. Whether it was true or false, basically the people of Zhou Kingdom were talking about it.
At the same time, in a restaurant, a storyteller dressed as a man bowed to all directions.
Then he saluted: "Everyone, I will tell you about the hell of the widows in the palace! It is said that the day before the death of the late emperor, Li Muyi, then the eldest prince, came to the harem and saw a certain concubine..."
"The concubine was dressed in mourning clothes and listened to Li Muyi's rebellious words. She immediately sneered at you, you are a thief. However, Li Muyi put his hands on his inner lapel, and for a while, there were many sweet sounds in the funeral hall..."
I grass!
All the people who listened to the book were dumbfounded. They had never heard such a pornographic story in their lives!
"It's so vulgar!"
One person stood up and cursed angrily, and the storyteller was startled. Then he saw the other person sitting down: "Then what?"
(End of this chapter)
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