Imperial County Magistrate
Chapter 812 Time is like an arrow
Chapter 812 Time is like an arrow
"Newspapers are sold! Newspapers are sold! Yihong nightclub DJ, the dream of all men in Yangzhou, the goddess Yunxiu has released a new song! Tonight, Xu Shi's singing and dancing are full of surprises! Even Queen Elizabeth is here..."
"Newspapers are sold! Newspapers are sold! Sky No. 18 successfully made its test flight early this morning! Watt, senior consultant of the Steam Institute, is making new breakthroughs..."
"Military Daily! The latest news is that the Firearms Research Institute announced today that the eighth generation of the artifact Abe Cut has been successfully developed! Knights from all walks of life are asking for it! The developer Li Erniu Nobel strongly endorses it! The gun is fast at seven steps! The gun is accurate within seven steps. Fast! Walk around the world! A must-have artifact for killing people and stealing goods!"
"Xian Xia Daily! Last night, Emperor Hun Tian led the Soul Clan to attack Yangzhou at night. Mr. Zhao faced the strongest enemy in his life, but the horse ridden by Emperor Hun Tian was not as fast as Mr. Zhao! In the end, he was defeated at the hands of Mr. Zhao!"
"The latest gossip! Prince Zhao stayed overnight at the home of the beautiful woman Song Qingyan and stayed away all night! Zhuo Wei, the editor-in-chief of UC Daily, saw it with his own eyes and is suspected to have obtained evidence of the two's adultery!"
Within the newspaper office
"Clap"!
Zhao Kang angrily pressed the newspaper on the table and looked coldly at the man opposite him who looked equally coldly!
"Okay, Zhuo Wei! You dug up the news to blame me, right? Who taught you to write like this! Do you know you are slandering! I will sue you for slander!"
Zhuo Wei took a deep breath from his cigarette and exhaled a puff of white smoke: "Your Majesty, I just wrote down what I saw. What you taught me back then was to seek truth from facts when you are a reporter!"
"I'm different from these paparazzi who write about why you beat Soul Emperor's mother Douluo! I have the professional ethics of a reporter!"
"damn it!"
Zhao Kang was so angry that he almost died, then he thought of something and sneered: "Tell me, who is behind you? Ye Hongxue? Xiao Linglong? Or Qin Yufeng? Do you think you can slander Sister Song and I by spreading some false gossip? You Thinking too much?"
Zhuo Wei chuckled: "How is that possible? When I am a reporter, I seek truth from facts."
"is it?"
Zhao Kang raised his voice: "I slept one night at Sister Song's house, but didn't you find out clearly that it was Sister Song who invited me to the banquet that night, and then I brought my little wife Cao Bailu with me? It was Cao Bailu who was in my bed that night. Bai Lu is not someone else."
Zhuo Wei's expression changed, what the hell are the people below doing?I didn’t tell myself such important news!This is not over!Grass!
Zhuo Wei quickly stood up, smiled sarcastically, and took out a cigarette: "Your Highness, sit down and smoke."
"Don't do this to me! Come on, you Zhuo Wei! You have strong wings! You actually made up false news! Slandering the innocence of me and Sister Song! This is the first time. I won't cut you off today!" "
Zhuo Wei quickly cried out: "Your Majesty, please forgive me! There really hasn't been any breaking news in the city recently! Now I want to get some gossip from you! Our newspaper office has been unable to make ends meet this year!"
"Don't do this fucking thing. Honestly, how much money did you charge! Whose money did you charge? It's your grandma's."
Zhuo Wei smiled awkwardly: "It's just 1000 taels. It was given by Zhang Dahu from the oil company. He has been interested in Mrs. Song for a long time and asked for marriage but was rejected several times, so...hehe, you know that."
"Well, Zhuo Wei! Do you know how much psychological trauma spreading rumors has caused to my sister Song and me!"
Zhuo Wei quickly took out the fire certificate and lit Zhao Kang's cigarette: "Your Majesty, don't worry, this is not the first time we have done this. We have already made preparations. I will make a statement later and put the shit basin there. On the heads of several interns, restore the innocence of you and Mrs. Song, and then bring the news topic to the goddess Yunxiu. This way the topic will become popular, and no one will remember this matter in a few days!"
"That's right! How many times have I told you that to create a topic that attracts people's attention, if I have an adulterous affair, then I should write about Gongsun Yunxiu and Elizabeth! Forget it, don't write about Gongsun Yunxiu for now, in case she gets confused at night. A beating in front of you is not worth it."
"Of the 1000 taels, I will send 800 taels to the palace later. The remaining 150 taels will be used as funds for the newspaper's activities. Just keep 50 taels for yourself!"
Zhuo Wei was helpless: "You are too dark."
"You made money from me, and you still want to keep it for yourself. Do you believe it or not if I report it to the official!"
Zhao Kang snorted disdainfully and walked out of the newspaper office with a cigarette in his mouth and a vegetable basket.
After a while, there were more vegetables such as green onions in the basket.But Zhao Kang was not in a hurry to go home, and first went to what is now Yangzhou Kindergarten.
A moment later, a child came out. Zhao Kang's eyes lit up and he hurriedly waved to the handsome child.
"Fugui! Come here quickly!"
The four-year-old child saw Zhao Kang curling his lips and came over reluctantly: "Dad, who are you? Where is my uncle Sun?"
"How can an unlucky child talk! I am your father! Why are you looking for Sun Fang all day long?" Zhao Kang reached out and scratched the child's hair into a chicken nest.
Zhao Fugui shook his head in displeasure: "Uncle Sun said today he would take me to ride on Sky No. 18."
Just as he was talking, a woman quickly walked out of the kindergarten. When she saw Zhao Kang, her eyes lit up: "That Zhao Fugui father!"
Zhao Kang raised his head: "What are you doing?"
"I have something to tell you." The woman looked serious.
Zhao Fugui beside him said to himself, "Oh no."
Zhao Kang was a little confused: "What's wrong? Are you a teacher?"
"That's right, Mr. Zhao, how do you usually educate your children? Today, Zhao Fugui asked the children in his class to be his little brothers in the garden! He also said that everyone would bring five cents to him tomorrow! What kind of protection fee is this! "
Zhao Fugui hurriedly said: "It's part money! It's not protection money!"
"You still said that! I get angry when I talk about this! He even asked the girls in his class to recognize him as their husband-in-law! He said they would get married tomorrow!"
The woman said angrily: "It's okay to grow up like this! What's more, his father has five wives and secretly keeps several more outside! He can do it too! What about Mr. Zhao? You are the prince Zhao Kang!"
Zhao Kang: "..."
If it were an ordinary four-year-old child, Zhao Kang would not believe it even to death. He just looked down at the monster Zhao Fugui.
He immediately felt ashamed and lowered his head: "I'm sorry, teacher, I will educate him well when I go back! What five wives! He has several wives outside! It's nothing at all! You bastard! Think I'm Zhao Kang Woolen cloth?"
Seeing that he was so aware of current affairs, the kindergarten teacher was very pleased and scolded the two men for a long time before letting him go.
Walking on the road, Zhao Kang chuckled: "Okay, Zhao Fugui, let me see how you die this time!"
The reason why he believed that his son could do what the teacher said was because this kid was so evil.
Zhao Kang didn't know whether to call him a child prodigy with a high IQ, or whether he thought he had given birth to a demon king.
So precocious!Knowing a thousand words at the age of three is no longer enough to describe it.
(End of this chapter)
"Newspapers are sold! Newspapers are sold! Yihong nightclub DJ, the dream of all men in Yangzhou, the goddess Yunxiu has released a new song! Tonight, Xu Shi's singing and dancing are full of surprises! Even Queen Elizabeth is here..."
"Newspapers are sold! Newspapers are sold! Sky No. 18 successfully made its test flight early this morning! Watt, senior consultant of the Steam Institute, is making new breakthroughs..."
"Military Daily! The latest news is that the Firearms Research Institute announced today that the eighth generation of the artifact Abe Cut has been successfully developed! Knights from all walks of life are asking for it! The developer Li Erniu Nobel strongly endorses it! The gun is fast at seven steps! The gun is accurate within seven steps. Fast! Walk around the world! A must-have artifact for killing people and stealing goods!"
"Xian Xia Daily! Last night, Emperor Hun Tian led the Soul Clan to attack Yangzhou at night. Mr. Zhao faced the strongest enemy in his life, but the horse ridden by Emperor Hun Tian was not as fast as Mr. Zhao! In the end, he was defeated at the hands of Mr. Zhao!"
"The latest gossip! Prince Zhao stayed overnight at the home of the beautiful woman Song Qingyan and stayed away all night! Zhuo Wei, the editor-in-chief of UC Daily, saw it with his own eyes and is suspected to have obtained evidence of the two's adultery!"
Within the newspaper office
"Clap"!
Zhao Kang angrily pressed the newspaper on the table and looked coldly at the man opposite him who looked equally coldly!
"Okay, Zhuo Wei! You dug up the news to blame me, right? Who taught you to write like this! Do you know you are slandering! I will sue you for slander!"
Zhuo Wei took a deep breath from his cigarette and exhaled a puff of white smoke: "Your Majesty, I just wrote down what I saw. What you taught me back then was to seek truth from facts when you are a reporter!"
"I'm different from these paparazzi who write about why you beat Soul Emperor's mother Douluo! I have the professional ethics of a reporter!"
"damn it!"
Zhao Kang was so angry that he almost died, then he thought of something and sneered: "Tell me, who is behind you? Ye Hongxue? Xiao Linglong? Or Qin Yufeng? Do you think you can slander Sister Song and I by spreading some false gossip? You Thinking too much?"
Zhuo Wei chuckled: "How is that possible? When I am a reporter, I seek truth from facts."
"is it?"
Zhao Kang raised his voice: "I slept one night at Sister Song's house, but didn't you find out clearly that it was Sister Song who invited me to the banquet that night, and then I brought my little wife Cao Bailu with me? It was Cao Bailu who was in my bed that night. Bai Lu is not someone else."
Zhuo Wei's expression changed, what the hell are the people below doing?I didn’t tell myself such important news!This is not over!Grass!
Zhuo Wei quickly stood up, smiled sarcastically, and took out a cigarette: "Your Highness, sit down and smoke."
"Don't do this to me! Come on, you Zhuo Wei! You have strong wings! You actually made up false news! Slandering the innocence of me and Sister Song! This is the first time. I won't cut you off today!" "
Zhuo Wei quickly cried out: "Your Majesty, please forgive me! There really hasn't been any breaking news in the city recently! Now I want to get some gossip from you! Our newspaper office has been unable to make ends meet this year!"
"Don't do this fucking thing. Honestly, how much money did you charge! Whose money did you charge? It's your grandma's."
Zhuo Wei smiled awkwardly: "It's just 1000 taels. It was given by Zhang Dahu from the oil company. He has been interested in Mrs. Song for a long time and asked for marriage but was rejected several times, so...hehe, you know that."
"Well, Zhuo Wei! Do you know how much psychological trauma spreading rumors has caused to my sister Song and me!"
Zhuo Wei quickly took out the fire certificate and lit Zhao Kang's cigarette: "Your Majesty, don't worry, this is not the first time we have done this. We have already made preparations. I will make a statement later and put the shit basin there. On the heads of several interns, restore the innocence of you and Mrs. Song, and then bring the news topic to the goddess Yunxiu. This way the topic will become popular, and no one will remember this matter in a few days!"
"That's right! How many times have I told you that to create a topic that attracts people's attention, if I have an adulterous affair, then I should write about Gongsun Yunxiu and Elizabeth! Forget it, don't write about Gongsun Yunxiu for now, in case she gets confused at night. A beating in front of you is not worth it."
"Of the 1000 taels, I will send 800 taels to the palace later. The remaining 150 taels will be used as funds for the newspaper's activities. Just keep 50 taels for yourself!"
Zhuo Wei was helpless: "You are too dark."
"You made money from me, and you still want to keep it for yourself. Do you believe it or not if I report it to the official!"
Zhao Kang snorted disdainfully and walked out of the newspaper office with a cigarette in his mouth and a vegetable basket.
After a while, there were more vegetables such as green onions in the basket.But Zhao Kang was not in a hurry to go home, and first went to what is now Yangzhou Kindergarten.
A moment later, a child came out. Zhao Kang's eyes lit up and he hurriedly waved to the handsome child.
"Fugui! Come here quickly!"
The four-year-old child saw Zhao Kang curling his lips and came over reluctantly: "Dad, who are you? Where is my uncle Sun?"
"How can an unlucky child talk! I am your father! Why are you looking for Sun Fang all day long?" Zhao Kang reached out and scratched the child's hair into a chicken nest.
Zhao Fugui shook his head in displeasure: "Uncle Sun said today he would take me to ride on Sky No. 18."
Just as he was talking, a woman quickly walked out of the kindergarten. When she saw Zhao Kang, her eyes lit up: "That Zhao Fugui father!"
Zhao Kang raised his head: "What are you doing?"
"I have something to tell you." The woman looked serious.
Zhao Fugui beside him said to himself, "Oh no."
Zhao Kang was a little confused: "What's wrong? Are you a teacher?"
"That's right, Mr. Zhao, how do you usually educate your children? Today, Zhao Fugui asked the children in his class to be his little brothers in the garden! He also said that everyone would bring five cents to him tomorrow! What kind of protection fee is this! "
Zhao Fugui hurriedly said: "It's part money! It's not protection money!"
"You still said that! I get angry when I talk about this! He even asked the girls in his class to recognize him as their husband-in-law! He said they would get married tomorrow!"
The woman said angrily: "It's okay to grow up like this! What's more, his father has five wives and secretly keeps several more outside! He can do it too! What about Mr. Zhao? You are the prince Zhao Kang!"
Zhao Kang: "..."
If it were an ordinary four-year-old child, Zhao Kang would not believe it even to death. He just looked down at the monster Zhao Fugui.
He immediately felt ashamed and lowered his head: "I'm sorry, teacher, I will educate him well when I go back! What five wives! He has several wives outside! It's nothing at all! You bastard! Think I'm Zhao Kang Woolen cloth?"
Seeing that he was so aware of current affairs, the kindergarten teacher was very pleased and scolded the two men for a long time before letting him go.
Walking on the road, Zhao Kang chuckled: "Okay, Zhao Fugui, let me see how you die this time!"
The reason why he believed that his son could do what the teacher said was because this kid was so evil.
Zhao Kang didn't know whether to call him a child prodigy with a high IQ, or whether he thought he had given birth to a demon king.
So precocious!Knowing a thousand words at the age of three is no longer enough to describe it.
(End of this chapter)
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