Brother I was wrong again

Mosquito hugged Hongmei in his arms, blinked, "How about introducing a polar bear-type man to you? He is very strong, weighing two hundred catties, and the two of you are quite a match in size."

That guy, because he is too fat and strong, many women dare not associate with him, and they all said clearly: What if he leans over on the bed and crushes himself to death?

"Two hundred catties..." The thin girl pursed her lips and rolled her eyes, "I don't like fat people very much, I prefer thinner and more delicate ones."

Boom!

Mosquitoes fell.

You are skinny, you are so fat, and you still ask the other party to be thin?

Just imagine, a fat girl like Shen Dianxia holding a handsome thin guy like Rukawa Kaede on her arm... Isn't it super weird?How many people will hit the wall?

"It's hard..."

"I don't care! I'll leave the important things in my life to you. If you can't introduce me to a successful boyfriend, I'll roll up a mat and live in your house!"

Hongmei didn't care, "It's okay, the gate of our house has been changed, I guess you won't be able to squeeze into my house with your size. Quack quack."

Wu Anna gave birth to a boy prematurely, and the mother and child are safe.

"Mother and child are safe. Congratulations on becoming a father. It's a boy. Although he's only half a catty, he's really strong."

When the nurse came out to announce the good news, Xu Shoujiang jumped up excitedly, took out a wad of big bills from his pocket wallet, and handed it to the nurse, "Thank you, thank you! Thank you for saving my wife and children! Thank you so much!"

(⊙_⊙)

The nurse's hands were trembling.

Oh my God, that's a lot of money!Too profitable!This family is so rich!

A group of adults gathered around to watch the little things in the little baby.

The pink skin still has layers of folds, the face is a little small, and the nose and eyes can be seen easily, and the small claws are even smaller, like the claws of a bird.

"It's so ugly, Brother Jiang, your son is so ugly!"

Hongmei couldn't help but say.

"Nonsense!" Xu Shoujiang stared, "How ugly is he? How handsome! Can my son still be ugly? But...why do children look like little old men?"

Xu Shoujiang also scratched his scalp.It's really not good looking.

"Hehe, newborn babies are all like this, and they will grow beautiful gradually. This little baby is already the most handsome among newborn babies. Come on, it's time for the baby to suck the mother's milk, please make way first "The special guard took the baby and put it in Wu Anna's arms, Xu Shoujiang immediately pushed a group of people out, "Go, go, go out, don't treat evil."

"What, we of the same sex can always see how the baby is breastfeeding." Shouya broke into a cold sweat.Brother Shoujiang is really stingy.

"No, no! Only I can watch it alone!"

Cut...... Several people despised Xu Shoujiang.

Xu Yichao was born.

When Xu Yichao's little friend Bai Tianzhao, everyone discovered a secret:

Classmate Xiaochao is growing more and more evil!At first glance, he looked like his father, Xu Shoujiang, but when he looked closely, his eyes were like his mother's, with soul-stirring eyes.Petal-like lips, bright red, when you smile, you will fascinate all beings!

Little Xu Yichao, since he was three years old when he went to the Noble Kindergarten, many girls have pursued him.

Xu Yichao's most classic language is:

Dad is the worst, always stealing my tits, mother's tits are mine!

Mosquito lures badly, "I'll test Xiaochao to see if Xiaochao has scientific research spirit, er, er, did your parents fight in bed at night?"

Xiao Chao rolled his eyes: "Uncle Mosquito is so naive, that's not called fighting, don't you even understand that, it's making love."

Ahhhhh... Wu Anna screamed.

A three-year-old doll can say the word love... Who taught him?

Xu Shoujiang didn't care, and laughed, "Men, it's good to know this knowledge earlier. Son, if you want to know more about this, you can continue to ask Dad for advice."

Anna Wu screamed and threw herself on Xu Shoujiang, tearing and biting him.

Wu Anna secretly gave Xiaochao a DNA test, holding the testimonial and crying loudly.

"What's the matter, wife? If we're tired from work, let's take a vacation and travel around the world. We don't need money anyway." Xu Shoujiang came out of the shower room, with water droplets hanging on his muscular body, very sexy , walked over, and hugged Anna Wu's soft body.

People are crying, but this guy can respond.

Anna Wu stared at the bottom of Xu Shoujiang, erected little by little, swelled and enlarged little by little.

"Look, my God, I thank you!"

Xu Shoujiang took a look. It turned out that the result of the appraisal was that Xu Shoujiang was Xiaochao's classmate's father.

"Cut, that's it, what's the result, Xiao Chaozi is my son! Don't look at it, why don't you look at me, why don't you come and see me..."

Xu Shoujiang pulled over the appraisal certificate, threw it away, turned over and pressed Wu Anna under him, grabbed her hand with one hand, and placed it on a certain building he was so proud of. He lowered his head and hugged her pink chest.

Stop talking about Xu Yichao's little friend for now.

woohoo hoo...

Hongmei woke up in a cold sweat again.

"What's wrong? Are you dreaming again?"

Mosquito still closed his eyes, touched Hongmei's smooth back, and asked faintly.

This girl woke up from a dream all day long.

"Yeah, I'm dreaming again. What should I do? I saw Xiaoya again, it was still the big flowery garden, I saw Xiaoya smiling happily, still picking flowers..."

"Well, isn't it the same content every time?"

"It's different this time! When Xiaoya stood up, I saw how big her belly was! She's about to have a baby!"

rub!The mosquitoes also stared round in shock.

This dream...is too real.

***

It is beautiful here, and it is warm in spring all year round.

There are a lot of flowers. She has a big garden. There are not only many varieties of flowers in it, but also large patches. Anyone who sees this exaggerated large garden will feel so shocked and luxurious.

She feels so happy.

"Husband, the morning glory I planted is about to bloom."

She yelled delicately, and a handsome figure leaned over and hugged her from behind.