Love in a mental hospital

Chapter 112 The first class ends

"I hate doing questions the most!" the girl expressed disdain.

"Can't you just treat it like a game?" Gu Ran said, "As long as you are right, I can allow you to open e-sports classes."

"Aren't you going to quit your Internet addiction?" Gege's eyes lit up.

After entering {Jinghai}, her mobile phone was confiscated and taken to the 101 nurse in charge, Wang Yi.

Only when Gege needs to contact her parents, or when her parents contact her, can she touch her phone - in her own words, it has been like ten years of licking the dog. When she handed the electrolyte water to her boyfriend, she rubbed it with her fingertips. .

Such a detailed metaphor, coming from Xu Butian's mouth, makes people doubt that this is her personal experience.

"We have never given you any treatment for Internet addiction." Gu Ran said.

"If you take away my mobile phone, doesn't it count as quitting Internet addiction?"

"Electroshock therapy is the only way to break Internet addiction."

"Are you the King of Thunder and Lightning?" Gege curled up the girl's slender shoulders.

"It's a joke, don't take it seriously." Gu Ran laughed, "Electric shock cannot cure Internet addiction. I think the real way to cure Internet addiction is Dr. Su Qing's natural therapy, which can be through enriching real-life activities and spending time with friends."

"Okay, okay." Princess Girl interrupted him, "Back to the topic, I also want to open an e-sports class!"

"Okay, do you have an answer?" Gu Ran asked her with a smile.

The girl thought for a while and said, "What is the topic?"

"." Gu Ran looked at Wang Yi, "Aunt Wang, please give Xu Butian pen and paper."

Wang Yi pinched her finger bones until they crackled. The nurse Feiyangyang who was eating melon seeds behind her was so frightened that she walked away and came behind the nurse in charge of 102.

Nurse Meiyangyang, one of the nurses in charge of 103, snatched his melon seeds away.

Feiyangyang was so angry that he almost punched her.

Gu Ran on the stage quickly said to Wang Yi: "This is a talk show. It is not as correct as in the United States. Can talk shows make fun of gender at will? Don't take it seriously, Sister Wang!"

"Then when I perform a talk show, can I tease you, Doctor Gu?" Wang Yi asked back.

"Of course, but now please give Xu Butian a pen and paper."

"I was so scared that I said honorifics." Xie Xiya said to herself.

But her voice was loud, and everyone realized that Gu Ran was frightened into using honorifics.

He Qingyan bumped Su Qing with her elbow, but Su Qing didn't respond.

Chen Ke took a look at Xie Xiya's fair, straight legs under the skirt of her school uniform.

Wang Yi brought a pen and paper to the princess girl, took out her mobile phone, searched for "Mud" by Chi Zijian, and showed it to the patients.

The nurses also joined in the fun, took out their mobile phones and started solving problems.

"Isn't this normal?" Li Xiaoye, whose real name is unknown, said, "Children like candy, and of course they will cry if the candy falls. Because if the candy falls, the child will be fine, so the mother can smile without caring."

"Lao Li's answer is: there are no mental patients?" Gu Ran confirmed.

"That's right." The fantasy writer nodded.

"I think it's normal too." The real estate aunt said.

Immediately, the old man in the tug-of-war and 'get out of the hospital soon' both thought it was okay.

Liu Xiaoting raised her hand and asked: "How old is the child and how old is the mother?"

"The child is 20 years old and the mother is 45 years old."

"Wait a minute!" the fantasy writer shouted, "Aren't you talking nonsense? Both of them are mentally ill!"

The old tug-of-war said: "The mother may not be, but the child must be."

Almost everyone’s answers are these two.

"Mom, don't worry about it for now. Everyone agrees that the child is mentally ill, right?" Gu Ran said.

"Of course, how could a twenty-year-old still cry because a candy dropped?" the girl said.

"What an adult is crying!" Liu Xiaoting sighed.

"Think about it carefully," the fantasy writer put his hands in the sleeves of his hospital gown. "Compared to a child crying when a candy is dropped, a twenty-year-old young man crying because a candy is dropped is the real life, huh? ——, it seems that it can be used in my new book. This should not be considered plagiarism. Chi Zijian did not write the specific age, and I did not write the mother."

He said to the nurse in charge of 302: "Li Hui, remember it for me."

"Okay." Li Hui responded.

When Gu Ran first came here, the fantasy writer would fall into madness once he had inspiration. Now he seems to be calmer, but in fact it is even more terrifying.

He is playing "Li Xiaoye".

At this time, the fantasy writer completely believed that he was an alien who had landed on the earth, and he did not show any signs of weakness. He had talked with Gu Ran before, but now he did not even show his face in front of Gu Ran.

If he didn't like to raise his hands to the sky and send signal waves in the middle of the night, and secretly carve weird patterns like magic circles when he goes out for a walk, he would be almost a normal person.

"Oh~" the princess girl clapped, "As expected of a writer, I can find inspiration from life at any time, and I want to learn from you."

"Old Li," Gu Ran also said, "How about you open a writing class and teach everyone how to write books?"

"Fart!" The fantasy writer also had a bad mouth, "No writer teaches others to write books. When a writer starts teaching others to write books, then he is not a writer!"

He added: "Real writers don't need to be taught at all, and they can't be taught. In the writer's mind, language is like a bacterium, with its own desire to survive and the ability to reproduce, while ordinary people are like pig brains.

"Li Hui, remember this sentence for me too.

"I'm a fucking genius."

The old tug-of-war man praised: "No wonder you can afford to live in {Jinghai}, your talent can indeed make money."

"I wrote the book so I could afford to live in {Jinghai}!" The stinky writer suddenly stood up and wanted to hit someone.

The old tug-of-war man shrank in fright.

Before anyone could stop the fight, the fantasy writer sat down and muttered:
"The old man scolded me for being born mentally ill. Can mental illness be considered a disease? I always thought that I had mental illness because I came to see a psychiatrist. Psychiatrists are all cheating money, and they work with Li Sijia, a dentist in the village. Just like the younger son, he pulled out the patients’ teeth that could be treated and made dental implants, just to make more money. The doctor didn’t have any good stuff, and the nurse could only use it for sexual purposes. But I didn’t beat the old man to death, not because I had a good heart, it was him When I was pretending to be scared, I found that his biceps were very thick, and I was afraid that he would beat him to death. But I would not let him go. I would go to his door at night to shit, and write in my shit, 'Ten years later, under the Huashan Mountain'. , see you there or not. When the time comes, I will take him to climb the mountain and push him down."

"."

"Wow, that's so disgusting." This was the first time the princess girl had seen and heard of such a scene.

The old tug-of-war said: "I, I am not as stubborn as Doctor Gu."

"What?" Everyone looked at him.

"muscle, muscle"

"Ah!!" The princess girl covered her mouth, then looked at Xie Xiya with wide eyes, "Are they playing so unrestrainedly?"

"Maybe it's a kind of therapy." Xie Xiya pointed her finger on her cheek and said thoughtfully.

"Meat." The old tug-of-war man finally finished.

"Please don't talk about pornography, politics and other sensitive topics in public places." Gu Ran said, "Let's go on to talk about Chi Zijian's "Mud". Why would a twenty-year-old cry because the candy in his mouth fell out? Do you think it’s mental illness?”

"Because no twenty-year-old would cry because the candy fell out of his mouth." The girl said.

"Everyone, including children, thinks that a twenty-year-old cannot cry because the candy in his mouth fell." Xie Xiya said.

"For twenty-year-olds, sugar shouldn't be that important." Liu Xiaoting said.

The speech came to an end, but Gu Ran had no intention of letting this issue go away.

"Aunt Zhu, what do you think?" Gu Ran asked by name.

"Isn't this natural?" said the real estate aunt.

"Lao Li, why do you think twenty-year-olds can't cry over a piece of candy?"

"Because people at the age of twenty have greater suffering." The fantasy writer said.

"Grandpa Tang." Gu Ran asked the old tug-of-war man.

The old tug-of-war man thought for a while: "People in their twenties and twenties should have greater happiness than a piece of candy."

"For example?"

"A-a bag of candy?"

Gu Ran nodded and looked at the last patient: "Although you are about to be discharged from the hospital, please answer it."

'Discharge soon' straightened his body and seemed to be ready: "My point of view is the same as everyone else's!"

"Like who?" Gu Ran asked.

"Everyone of them." Gu Ran nodded.

"Dr. Gu," Liu Xiaoting asked, "What is the significance of this topic?"

"It's meaningless, just to pass the time." Gu Ran said.

He suddenly smiled and said to the frowning Liu Xiaoting, "You seem to be very dissatisfied?"

"Of course. Although it is free time now, we can't waste it. Besides, we are still teaching. It doesn't matter if we learn something. Why is it just to kill time?"

"Isn't free activity just for passing the time?" Gu Ran said.

"I can't argue with you, but I stand by my point of view."

"Okay, then I will make this topic enlightening. Psychiatrists say that it is best not to tell stories and let patients think for themselves."

"Speak quickly!" Liu Xiaoting urged.

"The significance of the topic of "Mud" is that life does not have to be meaningful all the time. People will get sick if they always think about meaning."

Most people don't make their lives meaningful every moment. If you have such obsessive-compulsive disorder, you're not far away from meeting a psychiatrist.

In a sense, laziness is also a preventive mechanism to prevent mental exhaustion and eventual illness.

"I don't care if it makes sense or not. I just want to know if my answer is correct. Can I open an e-sports class?" asked the princess girl.

"I don't know if it can be opened." Gu Ran looked at Su Qing, who smiled slightly at him.

"You can't promise anything." The girl said.

"I found that although you like to play games, your words are extraordinary. You even know the 'Procrustes Bed' - OK, I promise you."

"I can play games, no, are there e-sports classes?" The girl's eyes lit up.

"Only if you answer correctly."

"Then my answer is correct?"

"Of course it's not right." Gu Ran said.

"." The princess girl just stared at him without saying a word.

"Then why is crying over a candy at the age of 20 considered a mental illness? What is the correct answer?" JK girl Xie Xiya asked.

The princess girl looked at Gu Ran fiercely to see what answer he could come up with.

Not to mention the patients, the nurses were also curious.

"What do you think it is?" He Qingyan asked Su Qing and Chen Ke.

Chen Ke pondered.

Amelia Su ignored her.

"The answer has been said just now, because a piece of candy is nothing to a twenty-year-old person. Xu Butian's answer is 'because no twenty-year-old person would cry because the candy fell from his mouth.'" How can such an answer possibly score points?”

"I thought everyone didn't get the answer right," Liu Xiaoting said.

The princess girl was a little unconvinced, but her answer really couldn't be regarded as the correct answer. It completely belonged to 'In winter vacation homework, the answer to reading comprehension is to change the question sentence into an affirmative sentence'.

Gu Ran glanced at his phone and saw that there were still three minutes until half an hour.

"That's it for reading comprehension. Next, we will continue to learn Zhang Yusheng's "The Sea", and I will sing it for everyone first."

"Slowly disappearing from that distant seaside."

"The song has already been sung," Su Qing said, "change the content."

Gu Ran looked at Amelia Su: "First"

"First, I'm not pulling, I'm angry; second, I'm not calling him "Hey," my name is Chu Yunxun!" Liu Xiaoting said.

Gu Ran said: "First, never act out of emotion; second, never miss a single bad thing."

Su Qing looked at Gu Ran, whose voice became smaller and smaller.

Xu Butian asked: "Sister Ting, what were you and Dr. Gu talking about just now?"

Xie Xiya, who was born delicate and beautiful, was also curious.

"Forget it if you don't know "Kabuda", even Chu Yunxun doesn't know it." Like Gu Ran, who originally said "cup" but it turned out to be a tragedy, Liu Xiaoting also felt the passage of time.

"Ahem, first," Gu Ran said seriously, "As a doctor, it is within my rights to formulate treatment plans; second, as a teacher, I have the right to decide what to teach."

"If you change the content to something new, I can promise Xu Butian to open an e-sports class." Su Qing said.

"Ah~~" Xu Butian crossed his fingers on his chest and looked at Gu Ran like a prayer.

"Contestant Xu Butian," Gu Ran also looked at her, "I'll give you another chance."

"The answer is 'because a piece of candy is nothing to a twenty-year-old'!" Xu Butian answered immediately, and then his eyes flashed.

"Am I an uncle or an elder brother?" Gu Ran asked.

"Huh?" Xu Butian is probably a traitor.

Xie Xiya pulled her ward sleeve.

Xu Butian reacted immediately: "Brother~, Brother Gu~, please~, as long as you let me give e-sports classes, you can even call me husband, husband~, please!"

Chen Ke was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help but smile.

"What a little kid!" He Qingyan whispered, "I didn't even call Gu Ran husband! Su Qing, you don't care about your patients and husband!"

Su Qing laughed it off, and her eyes fell on Xie Xiya——

Xie Xiya's little hands elegantly placed on her knee skirt were clenched into fists.

"Then I'll change the program," Gu Ran said, "I'll recite a passage from 'The Little Prince' to everyone."

It was said to be a recitation, but he memorized it directly.

[If you say you will come at four o'clock in the afternoon, I will start to feel very happy from three o'clock in the afternoon. The closer the time is, the happier I will feel. 】

[At four o'clock, I will be restless. I have discovered the value of happiness, but if you come at any time, I don't know when I will be ready to meet your mood. 】

"This passage seems familiar." Gu Ran suddenly fell into deep thought.

He said: "In "The Spring Night is Too Short, Girl, Go Forward!", there is a passage——

"[The party starts at 6:30 in the evening at Jiu Zhisen. She and I made an appointment to meet here for coffee. In order not to be late, I have to go out at 2 pm. In that case, I have to get up at 7 o'clock in the morning."

"Clap clap clap!"

Sudden applause.

Everyone looked at the fantasy writer.

"This is the writer!" The fantasy writer applauded and introduced Gu Ran to everyone.

"I'm a poet." Gu Ran seemed to be greatly insulted.

Then, he beamed: "get out of class is over!"

----

"Private Diary": August 20, Tuesday, sunny, quiet sea.

The pleated skirts worn by female high school students are different from those worn by ordinary women. The gap is as big as a 'peerless sword' and an 'ordinary long sword'.

Except Su Qing's pleated skirt.

I never get tired of looking at women's legs. You can't blame me. I'm a virgin. If I were not a virgin, I wouldn't look at the legs, but the breasts.

In addition, I suddenly figured out that the reason I was worried about Su Qing checking her phone was not because I had done something bad, but because I had done something that was difficult to explain and would be misunderstood if I explained it.

In short, I am not afraid of having my phone checked, I just find it troublesome.

----

"Doctor's Diary":
Question: Why is crying over a candy at the age of 20 considered a mental illness?

Xu Butian answered: (Avoid charging, improve after publishing, charging is calculated based on the number of words at the time of publishing)
Liu Xiaoting answered:

Xie Xiya replied:

The real estate aunt replied:
The old tug-of-war replied:
'Discharge soon' answer:

The phantom writer replied:
(Zhuang Jing’s comment: Who are the ‘real estate aunt’, ‘old man in tug of war’, ‘discharge soon’, and ‘phantom writer’? Come to my office tomorrow, I will teach you well, and bring your 5000-word review with you.)
(End of this chapter)