Love in a mental hospital

Chapter 139 I don’t like this
Gu Ran and He Qingyan, who had turned enemies into friends, accompanied Yan Hanxiang when they went shopping.

"The place we, mother and daughter, are going to go to, so Gu Ran, the choice is up to you. Shinjuku, Shibuya, Ikebukuro, Ginza, Omotesando, Harajuku, and Roppongi are seven places. You decide which one we go to."

In the elevator, the charming Yan Hanxiang said to Gu Ran.

"Let's go to Ginza." Gu Ran said, "I heard that there are many small Ginzas in Japan, which shows how famous Ginza is."

"Ginza is too vulgar, how about going to Omotesando?" Yan Hanxiang said with a smile.

"Then what are you asking me for?" Gu Ran had nothing to say.

"Mom, he seems to pay less and less attention to you. Why don't you spray some pungent perfume on him that won't evaporate until his flesh and blood rots." He Qingyan suggested.

"I feel that the responsibility is not mine. It's just that Aunt Xiang is too young. It's hard for me to regard her as an elder. I thought she was our same age, so I took a casual attitude!"

"This judge thinks you are justified and acquits you." Yan Hanxiang announced with a serious face.

With such words and deeds, and her appearance in her twenties, how could anyone regard her as an elder?

"Do you really want to buy it yourself?" Gu Ran asked.

"Gu Ran, go to the fitting room and try this on for me." Yan Hanxiang took down a short-sleeved shirt from the steel hanger.

"So you have to cherish it," Yan Hanxiang said, "and don't let the regrets of "Westward Journey" happen again."

The three of them not only shopped in the most famous areas, but also occasionally walked through the streets.

And it's not just men's clothing, the other half is women's clothing.

"I want to buy a unisex shirt." Yan Hanxiang didn't even look back.

So it's totally okay for women to wear men's clothes, but the courage of a woman to walk into a men's clothing store and buy clothes for herself is really admirable.

"In "The Analects of Confucius: Chapter 2 of Weizheng", 'To offer sacrifices to ghosts other than their own is to flatter others'. He is completely flattering!"

"Yes!" He Qingyan looked like a righteous prosecutor who would fight against the evil forces to the end.

With that said, Gu Ran couldn't refuse.

The elevator door opened and Yan Hanxiang walked out, followed closely by He Qingyan.

"This store seems to sell men's clothing." Yan Hanxiang took a look at the store and walked directly in.

God has arranged the greatest things, but who is God and who has been arranged by God?

The three of them got into a taxi heading to Omotesando.

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I thought a 500 hat was expensive enough, but a shirt cost more than 1500!
But he also knew that this may have been Yan Hanxiang's choice after considering that it was not too expensive, otherwise Yan Hanxiang would not take it seriously, let alone 330,000.

"Let's see how cool it is!" He Qingyan directed with great interest.

"What should I do?" He Qingyan looked at Gu Ran with a smile, "Our country is a country ruled by law, and the law is more important than anything else. I can only plead guilty."

It is said that it is quite popular now for some women who dress up as JK - not really JK - to wear clothes worn by men in their 60s or 70s.

"I'm filing an appeal, I have evidence!" He Qingyan raised her hand.

"You mean, I'm not young, not your same age?"

Yan Hanxiang put her hand on her red lips and looked at him with a smile.

Following Yan Hanxiang's footsteps, Gu Ran and He Qingyan walked into this store called ATON.

The decoration is slightly industrial style, but it doesn't have the luxury of displaying clothes like jewelry in other stores.

"Aunt Xiang, I don't want to buy it!" Gu Ran said quickly.

He took the pinstriped short-sleeved shirt and walked into the fitting room.

The two of them discussed whether they needed to buy mountain clothes for their upcoming trip to Hakone tonight.

Gu Ran walked behind them.

"This statement is very similar to "Westward Journey", 'This marriage is arranged by God, it's the best.'" Gu Ran changed the topic.

'Oh my God. Gu Ran muttered something silently.

"Plaintiff, please speak."

"Stop being pretentious!" He Qingyan nudged Gu Ran's shoulder, "As a prison guard, you also need to have a set of work clothes."

He took off his T-shirt, put on a short-sleeved shirt, and posed two poses that he thought were cool in front of the mirror.

"Life imprisonment!" Yan Hanxiang announced, "Gu Ran, you will execute it!"

Yan Hanxiang laughed, but she stopped teasing Gu Ran and said, "You are Zhuang Jing's godson. Zhuang Jing and I have such a good relationship. No matter what, I should give you a meeting gift. I'll make up for it this time. Go ahead."

For Gu Ran, who cannot afford luxury goods at all, he can only admire the exquisite buildings of major brands.

"Yeah~" Yan Hanxiang nodded matter-of-factly, but her eyes widened slightly, looking innocent as she emphasized that she was not lying.

If Gu Ran was asked to answer this question, it could only be Zhuang Jing. Zhuang Jing preferred him and Su Qing, although it was not mandatory.

After a few seconds of narcissism, he walked out of the fitting room and subconsciously became shy again.

In the short few hundred meters from the Jingu-mae intersection to the Nezu Museum of Art, there are many well-known brands, as well as brands that I don’t know but are probably famous in the fashion industry.

I wasn't in a hurry to change. I took a look at the price tag first. It was 3 yuan including tax, which was about 3 yuan when converted into RMB.

Gu Ran put his hands in his pockets, tilted his shoulders slightly, the smile on his face faded, and he looked at the two of them coldly.

"Well, hello!" A man with a beard came over.

Seeing that he was here to strike up a conversation, Gu Ran walked directly in front of the two beauties and stopped this person.

"Are you interested in being a model?" The bearded man handed him his business card.

"Model?" Gu Ran understood the word.

"Yes, it's me"

There were a lot of words that Gu Ran couldn't understand.

"Well, wait a minute." After saying this to the bearded man, he turned to Yan Hanxiang and asked, "What did he say?"

"Looking for you to be a model." Yan Hanxiang smiled.

"I?"

"if not?"

At this moment, the bearded man suddenly saw Yan Hanxiang and He Qingyan, and he quickly handed over his business card and chattered a lot, always looking like a half-bow at the waist.

Gu Ran dismissed him with his stumbling Japanese.

"Did you buy this dress?" Yan Hanxiang asked Gu Ran with a smile.

"Well -" Gu Ran made a sound that agreed but was too embarrassed to say it directly.

Anyone who is trying on a piece of clothing and is suddenly invited to be a model will probably buy the clothes he was trying on at that time.

Gu Ran is no exception. If possible, who wouldn't want to look better?
"Don't be in a hurry to buy it. After all, my mother only bought one for you." He Qingyan had a different opinion. "This shirt looks good. Maybe it's just because Gu Ran looks good in everything you wear. It's not about the quality of the shirt."

"I agree with you." Gu Ran immediately changed his decision to buy the shirt.

Who wouldn’t want to look better if they could? !
Gu Ran tried on white T-shirts and other clothes with excellent texture. Without exception, they were all suave and chic.

This is of course, Gu Ran's own conditions are there.

You have broad shoulders, high chest, thin waist, long legs, well-proportioned and straight, and you are young and full of energy. What should you wear that doesn’t look good on you?

So Yan Hanxiang stopped focusing on this store and took Gu Ran to other men's clothing stores without exception.

Occasionally when they were choosing clothes, especially when buying bras and underwear, Gu Ran would take out his mobile phone and watch Su Qing's live broadcast of Zhuang Jing's speech in the rest area.

The title of the lecture is "Does Common Sense Belong to Hypnosis?"

"For example, Japan, which means 'sun' and 'original', is known as the land of the rising sun. This is of course false, but it is true that it has shaped a certain national integrity. In desperate moments, it will make People struggle a bit—is this considered hypnosis?”

Zhuang Jing can speak Japanese, but she still speaks in Chinese. Every time she says something, Sumire Kuroda translates it.

The audience was filled with people, like a black sea.

Of course, it is impossible for the University of Tokyo to have so many students with lucid dreams.

As a master psychiatrist, those who came to listen to Zhuang Jing's lectures were not only students from the University of Tokyo, but also psychology students from Sophia, Waseda, Meiji, Tsukuba and other universities.

Not only that, but there are tons of people in general who are interested in psychology.

There are also some people who are interested in hypnosis. They hope to see Zhuang Jing demonstrate hypnosis live. For them, this is more magical than magic.

Just real magic. "Some girls feel cute when their sleeves are longer. There seems to be a professional term for this, 'cute sleeves'?"

There was laughter on the screen.

After Sumire Kuroda finished translating, Zhuang Jing continued: "Men also have this condition. For example, wearing watches, wearing suits, and even smoking, drinking, and driving all play a hypnotic role.

"Between men and women, a man buys jewelry for a woman in the hope that she will fall in love with him or agree to certain requests. Is this hypnosis?
"A woman buys clothes for a man, or wears certain clothes herself, hoping that the man will fall in love with her or agree to certain requests. Is this hypnosis?
"In addition to interpersonal relationships, in literature, it is almost universally acknowledged that words have weight, texture, and light and shade, such as 'Neon lights on a rainy night' and 'Reaching out hands from a double-decker bus to pick the green leaves from the top of the tree.' Is this hypnosis?
"Real hypnosis is not just in the narrow sense, using psychology to make the other person obedient, but also using the environment to make the other person 'conscious'."

After giving examples, Zhuang Jing began to go deeper.

From here on, every word she says can make people linger in their minds for a long time. They always feel that if they think about it, they can be inspired, and if they dig deeper, they can find clear springs and precious stones.

And when these sentences were spoken out loud, everyone seemed to be looking at a table full of delicacies, but he only had time to take a small bite of each.

If you take an extra bite from one dish, the next one has already been served and taken away!
Many people quickly took out their mobile phones and tried to record Zhuang Jing's every word.

Gu Ran was also fascinated by what he heard.

Although it is about hypnosis, you can just grab a sentence Zhuang Jing said, think about it, and you will be able to draw parallels and combine your own knowledge and experience to make further progress in other fields.

This is not metaphysics, but real enlightenment.

"Actually, Yanyan, you can't be considered a failure now." Yan Hanxiang, who was choosing clothes, said, "You didn't compete with anyone before because you had an overwhelming advantage. Even compared with Qingqing, you are no worse than her."

"Didn't you say that my legs are not as beautiful as hers?"

"I also said that your breasts are prettier than hers. As for Gu Ran prefering legs to breasts, that is his personal problem and has nothing to do with you, my dear."

"Should I try stockings? Does he prefer black stockings or white stockings, stockings or pantyhose?"

"How do I know this?" Yan Hanxiang found it funny. She really didn't know. "You thought you lost before because you were not serious. Now that you are serious and consider wearing stockings, maybe Su Qing can't compare with you. She Don’t you always wear slim-fitting jeans?”

"Mom, you are also half of Su Qing's mother, can you say that to her?" He Qingyan teased.

"As long as you are among the options, you are mother's only choice."

After saying that, Yan Hanxiang didn't want to put too heavy a burden on her daughter - even if it was love, so she smiled and said: "Unless Amelia Su really calls me mother."

"Which one is better?"

He Qingyan didn't ask which daughter was better between her and Su Qing. She held the black one in her left hand and the white silk one in her right hand.

"Buy them all?" Yan Hanxiang suggested.

"Mom, are you paying?" He Qingyan asked.

"It is also one of the mother's duties to help her daughter pick up handsome men."

"I also think he's so handsome, and mom." He Qingyan couldn't help lowering her voice when talking about the next topic, "He's pretty awesome down there."

"Yeah." Yan Hanxiang said.

"Just this morning, before going out, I asked him how far he and Su Qing were going. He didn't tell me, so I grabbed his thing and threatened him. But he was not afraid at all, not moved, and rejected me directly—— That’s what frustrates me.”

When women can do this, men can still remain rational. This is indeed a huge blow to women.

If it weren't for Yan Hanxiang's suggestion to 'let go of the past feud with three questions', He Qingyan would have taken this opportunity to find out that Gu Ran had done bad things with her photos and was not completely unmoved by her. I'm afraid he wouldn't have been able to get rid of his depressed mood for a long time.

"Black silk, white silk, pantyhose, stockings, and garter stockings, all bought!" Yan Hanxiang said.

"By the way, Mom, you can buy him a shirt later. I like him wearing shirts very much."

"I'm feeling it too."

Mother and daughter high five.

Gu Ran finally got a white T-shirt, a light blue shirt, a pair of black jeans, and a pair of gray shoes.

When a T-shirt is worn with a shirt, the front of the shirt must be open and cannot be buttoned, and the sleeves may or may not be rolled up;

When the shirt is worn alone, the sleeves must be rolled up.

——This is the joint confession of Yan Hanxiang and He Qingyan.

Gu Ran always felt like he was being dressed up as a doll.

I hope it's an illusion.

The three of them took a taxi and returned to the hotel.

Gu Ran glanced at the location sharing. Su Qing and the others were walking from Todai Yayoi Gate to Shinobazu Pond in Ueno Park.

Yanhanxiang brought cut and washed fruits, including watermelon, cantaloupe, grapes, etc.

"I should be here!" Gu Ran quickly put down his phone and went to answer it.

Yan Hanxiang waved her hand gracefully, telling him not to mind such a trivial matter.

"Gu Ran, let me ask you," He Qingyan was eating watermelon, "Why don't you like bigger breasts?"

After Gu Ran endured it for a while, he still coughed. This was also because the cantaloupe was so sweet that it made his teeth fall out.

He Qingyan handed him a tissue with a smile.

"Who did you hear that I don't like people with big breasts?" Gu Ran wiped his mouth.

"My mother said it."

"Aunt Xiang deserves to be the director of psychology at Haicheng University, with a piercing gaze."

"Thank you." Yan Hanxiang smiled while drinking mineral water.

"So why don't you like people with big breasts?" He Qingyan continued to ask.

"You can't simply say that you don't like people with big breasts." Gu Ran said.

"What should I say?"

"It takes time to think, please wait."

Gu Ran pondered. He had never thought about this problem seriously. Now he was analyzing and summarizing his interests and hobbies for the first time.

"How should I put it?" He had an idea, "Men all like big breasts, because big breasts are pornographic, but if they are too big, they will only be pornographic, or even just deformed, curious, and obscene;
“Too small, needless to say, lacking in femininity;

"I like things that are neither too big nor too small."

"So, although Su Qing and I have big and small breasts, they are both in the range of medium-sized and medium-sized, and our butts are the same, so you prefer her with better-looking legs?"

"Ah?" Gu Ran was stunned.

"Ah what?" He Qingyan asked.

"Of course not! The main reason why I like her is that she is my first love, and, how should I put it?"

"Unlike Qingyan, she doesn't have mania, so her feelings must be sincere and not due to illness, right?" Yan Hanxiang said.

"Yeah." Gu Ran nodded.

"So that's the case." He Qingyan nodded suddenly, "But I can't deny it. Over the years, it's no longer clear whether everything I do is my own decision or the decision of mania. "

"The main reason is that I'm not confident enough," Gu Ran said. "I always feel that if it weren't for mania and because I like Su Qing, Qingyan, you would have no reason to like me."

"I told you, you're handsome, I liked you at first sight. And you're down-to-earth, you don't have money, you can even give me a 100 yuan gift. You're not frivolous, you're very innocent, you're so handsome and you're still a virgin."

".There is a feeling that you like me, the same as you like dolls, sports cars, and animals."

"Dolls, sports cars, and animals don't have little brothers? You are the only thing I like that has a little brother!"

So far so good.

He Qingyan continued: "This confession of mine should be completely from my own heart, and it can be written into a poem~"

".Cough!!" This time it was Yan Hanxiang's turn to cough.

Gu Ran handed Yan Hanxiang a tissue.

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"Private Diary": August 27, Tuesday morning, Omotesando, Tokyo.

There are so many rich people in the world, why can't there be one more of me?

Aunt Xiang bought me a dress, and a magazine editor invited me to be a model. I really have the ability to seduce ladies.

Today's good quote - I like breasts that are neither too big nor too small. Too big is pornographic and cheap, and too small is unfeminine.

How does Aunt Xiang know that I prefer butt and legs? Am I being so obvious?
Doesn’t this mean that Aunt Jing also knows that I prefer butt and legs?
I wonder when I will kiss Amelia Su next time, and whether I can touch her butt.

Just imagining it, I’m already excited
(End of this chapter)