Love in a mental hospital

Chapter 198 Teacher Zhuang Jing, do I need to quit masturbating?

Because they were chatting so happily, Su Qing and Chen Ke didn't take a nap. Before going to work in the afternoon, they made two cups of coffee.

"Mortal." He Qingyan crossed her arms and stared at him with contempt.

"You are a god." Su Qing replied.

Shenren, the abbreviation of mentally ill person.

"Will drinking too much coffee cause iron deficiency?" Gu Ran asked.

"Don't show off your limited medical knowledge." Su Qing looked down on him and was too lazy to mock him. It was like Dongfang Bubai giving a righteous soldier a way out, letting him go home to fish for a living and stop wandering around in the martial arts world.

Chen Ke said: "It seems to affect the absorption of iron."

Everyone went to the sanatorium building.

Gu Ran finds Xiao Zhi and plans to persuade him to write a book.

"Go away." Xiaozhi shrank under the ping-pong table.

Gu Ran sat at the pool table: "You can learn how to write books from writers like Gege did."

"I do not like you."

"Of course, I am just learning the writing skills and what to write specifically."

"Write what you want to read!" The writer was playing ball with 'Get Out of Hospital Soon' on the table.

A table tennis timer usually hits the tabletop in a rhythmic pattern, sometimes hard and sometimes light.

"Xiaozhi, what kind of books do you like to read?" Gu Ran asked.

"I don't like you. I'm going to hit you." Xiaozhi put down the book "Good Questions That Are More Important Than Answers" in his hand.

Gu Ran countered his moves and asked as he fought, "Why do you like hiding under the table?"

"Hmm——" Xiaozhi made an exerting sound.

(The sound of the table, ping-pong balls, other sounds, safety)

“Does it make you feel safe to hear only the sound of ping-pong balls and no other sounds?”

"Hmm!!" Xiaozhi groaned as if he was about to cry because he couldn't win.

Gu Ran took a punch, then retreated on his knees—he didn’t even stand up to fight Xiaozhi.

Xiaozhi's expression and voice calmed down. Like a little rabbit that had fought off an eagle, he returned to his cave and enjoyed the hay titled "Good Questions That Are More Important Than Answers".

Do books count as hay?
"Being beaten?" He Qingyan came over to watch the fun.

She became the attending physician of the tug-of-war old man, but except when Gu Ran was playing tug-of-war with the old man, she would stand by the swimming pool and observe, and seemed to do nothing the rest of the time.

"Does this count as being beaten by a mentally ill person?" Gu Ran asked, "Should I be able to get a subsidy?"

"Treat me to milk tea after getting the subsidy? I haven't had milk tea for a long time!" He Qingyan said immediately.

"Let me use the money I earned from being beaten to buy you milk tea?"

"You are so generous, Brother Gu~"

"I'm not Spider-Man. What I hate most is 'with great power comes great responsibility'."

"With responsibility comes power. If you buy me milk tea, I will hit you back." He Qingyan's smile changed the atmosphere to 'No viewing for those under 18'.

After that, she whispered again: "It's a secret transaction. Don't let anyone else know except you and me."

Gu Ran realized the power of her mouth and was slightly shaken.

But it's only at the level of 'seeing the lottery shop and imagining myself winning the lottery'.

To put it bluntly, it's just nonsense.

Who doesn't have wild thoughts? Liang Qing also wants to have a child with him, can this be taken seriously?

"No need for secret transactions. As a friend, I can buy you a cup of milk tea if I can get the subsidy."

“Who wants to drink your milk tea?”

Gu Ran also knew that milk tea was not He Qingyan's purpose from the beginning.

"Your milk tea tastes weird. It's fishy, ​​hot, and sticky." He Qingyan said with disgust.

Her description was disgusting, and Gu Ran's heart beat faster when he imagined the scene.

Suddenly, he looked into the distance.

"What's wrong? Su Qing is looking at us?" He Qingyan followed his gaze and looked into the distance.

Let’s not talk about what they saw for now, let’s first talk about how Wang Jiajia and other nurses saw them——

A man and a woman, both handsome and beautiful, wearing white coats, stood side by side and looked into the distance.

He Qingyan had a bright smile on her face, and her body was very close to Gu Ran, with her thin shoulders almost touching her broad shoulders.

Many years later, when the nurses retire from Jinghai and recall their life in Jinghai, this scene will be remembered as a symbol of youth.

What Gu Ran and He Qingyan saw was not Su Qing, but Master Aqiu.

Master Aqiu, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, was looking at them.

"Why is he staring at us?" He Qingyan asked.

"Why is Fahai staring at Xu Xian?" Gu Ran asked nonsense.

"Hmm?" He Qingyan's thin shoulders finally touched Gu Ran's broad shoulders. "Humph, you are not Xu Xian either. You look like a villain who deserves no pity even if he is sucked dry by a witch. No, you are an evil dragon."

The dragon went to find the witch.

The witch was at the nurses' station, discussing the few pages of the book that Gege had written with Chen Ke and Wang Yi, the head nurse of 101.

"Su Qing, I was beaten and I want compensation," he said.

"I am a witness." said the witch.

"Who hit you?" the false woman asked.

"Xiaozhi, one punch."

The witch crossed her hands, rested her chin on them, and looked at the evil dragon elegantly and coldly.

".After I get the compensation, I will treat you to milk tea and McDonald's."

"You don't have to give the compensation fraud and the fine of one hundred yuan to the finance department. Just give it to me directly. I have a MacKin membership, which can reduce the delivery fee by 9 yuan." said the witch.

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He Qingyan put her hand on Gu Ran's shoulder and "comforted" him in silent and sorrowful manner.

"Is it true?" Gu Ran confirmed.

"Unlike you, I don't joke during work hours." Su Qing smiled, "Don't be sad, tomorrow is the 10th, and the salary will be paid."

Pay wages?
Gu Ran was no longer sad!

Finally, he took out the remaining money in his pocket and asked Su Qing to buy McDonald's and treat everyone in the sanatorium.

The patients' physical examination reports showed that they could also eat these fried foods.

When I was in class in the afternoon, the takeaway was delivered, and there were countless bags in a large cardboard box.

Everyone worked together, and in the end, the table was filled with various burgers, fried chicken, snacks, and drinks.

"I ordered everything at McDonald's." Su Qing was very satisfied.

"You don't have to order even mineral water, do you?" Gu Ran came back to his senses from the excitement of getting his salary, feeling extremely heartbroken.

"You won't understand the satisfaction of ordering everything at once." Su Qing said, "Everyone can eat what they like. In addition, the head nurses, please keep an eye on the patients and don't let them eat too much and affect the main meal."

"Thank you Sister Qing~" the nurses laughed in unison.

The youngest of these people is as old as Su Qing.

"And our Doctor Gu." Su Qing said with a smile.

"Thank you, Dr. Gu~~" The nurses seemed to be teasing.

"Doctor Gu, I'll give you the most expensive one." Su Qing picked up a hamburger.

"what is this?"

"Double Angus thick beef burger with bacon." Su Qing knew everything about it, worthy of being the McDonald's princess.

"Everyone, eat quickly. Don't be polite." After comforting the wounded, Su Qing said, "Especially the McFlurry. Don't let it melt."

Everyone was eating McDonald's Family Meal while attending class.

The teacher teaching today is Master Aqiu.

"Today we are going to talk about keeping the precepts," he said. "Bodhisattva Nagarjuna said, 'Just as all things depend on the earth, all merits depend on the precepts.' This shows the importance of keeping the precepts."

The head nurse listened very carefully. "Speaking of observing the precepts, the Shurangama Sutra says that among the four kinds of absolute purity and taboos of the Buddha, abstaining from sexual intercourse is listed as the first, so the first precept must be about women, that is, lust.

"When a bodhisattva sees desire, he avoids it like a fire pit.

"The Sūtra of Mindfulness of the Proper Dharma says that the greatest bondage in heaven is nothing more than the beauty of women.

"It is written in the 卍续藏经 that it is better to be close to a poisonous snake than to be close to a beautiful woman. Why? A poisonous snake kills a person, one death and one rebirth; a beautiful woman binds one for hundreds and thousands of kalpas.

"As soon as lustful thoughts arise, one instantly falls into the abyss of hell.

"If you are too promiscuous and don't abstain from sex, you will become listless, afraid of wind, cold or heat, and suffer from many diseases and a short life.

"For those who practice meditation, if they continue to indulge in lust, it is like steaming sand and hoping to get rice. Even if they go through hundreds and thousands of kalpas, they are just warming up a ball of sand."

“As for the benefits of abstaining from sex:

"The Parinibbana Sutra says that those who do not commit adultery will have five additional blessings: one, they will be praised by many people; two, they will not be afraid of the county officials; three, they will be safe and secure; four, they will be reborn in heaven after death; five, they will be able to enter the pure path to Nirvana."

“So how do you quit masturbating?
"Buddhism proposes two methods. First, regard all women as my mothers, sisters and daughters;"

"Second, understand the essence of women. For example, Su Qing is as beautiful as jade, He Qingyan has a flowery face, Chen Ke has a moon-like appearance, Xie Xiya has a beautiful face, and Gu Ran has a beautiful body, but they are just wearing precious clothes, and their essence is still a bag of smelly skin.

"Your body is like a toilet, a thin layer of skin covering itself; the wise will leave it far behind, like a person abandoning a toilet."

"Eating." said a nurse.

"Appearances are empty, and beauty is like an illusion." Master Aqiu put his hands together, "The Buddha said it was a flower arrow, which shoots into people's bones, and they die without feeling any regret."

"I have a question." The stinky fantasy writer who was gnawing on a chicken leg raised his hand.

"Please say."

"There are four women, but why is Gu Ran the only man?"

"I'll talk to you about not telling lies in the next class."

"What do you mean?"

"In fact, there are excellent examples in reality," Master Aqiu ignored him and continued, "For example, Professor Zhuang Jing. Although I have only met her a few times, I can tell that she is not a person who commits adultery.

"Such a person must be blessed. Professor Zhuang Jing received the reward of good health, longevity, and a dignified body, which is a special reward. He grew his first white hair at the age of 65.

“May all sentient beings in the world awaken their minds, break through the barriers of lust, and stop the evil winds.

"Do you understand, Doctor Gu Ran?"

Dr. Gu Ran, who felt the bacon double Angus beef burger was too dry, was drinking Ice Dew mineral water.

"What?" He looked at Su Qing.

"To help you quit masturbating." Su Qing said.

"Wait a minute!" The stinky writer threw the chicken bone away and stood up. "Monk, I've finished my chicken leg. Let's continue talking about what you meant by 'not telling lies'!"

"You are not beautiful." Master Aqiu said bluntly.

"I'm not handsome?" The phantom writer couldn't believe it.

"Cough cough!" Several nurses who were eating choked.

The stinky writer turned around and looked around at everyone, his expression comparable to Jim Kelly discovering the Truman Show. He asked again, "I'm not handsome?"

"handsome."

"The key is not being handsome, but having talent."

"In Japan, writers can attract many mamas just by their fame."

The nurses comforted him.

"I picked the wrong body!" The stinky phantom writer regretted it so much that the fried chicken crumbs fell from the corners of his mouth. "I actually picked a body that has only talent but no beauty!"

It's hard to tell whether his condition is getting worse or he's just summarizing joke material for writing.

"Beauty and ugliness have nothing to do with abstaining from sex," said Master Achu. "All living beings are equal. Even those who are ugly can still have lust."

"Are all beings equal?" 'Discharge Soon' couldn't help but ask.

"All beings are equal. If you can't do that, it proves that you still see beauty and ugliness, fame and fortune, and are still controlled by secular values."

"Then why do you use good-looking doctors like 'Dr. Su, Dr. Chen Ke, and Dr. Gu' as examples?"

"For you," Master Achuk replied, "Just like speaking French to the French and Russian to the Russians, I have to speak secular language when speaking to you."

Gu Ran finally understood what was going on.

But does he need to give up masturbation? He doesn't even have a girlfriend.

Of course, masturbation is also considered pornographic.

What's more, in the eyes of the master, lust is: let alone action, even the thought should not be there.

Gu Ran, who has always advocated that "it is not a sin to have wild thoughts", thinks this is simply impossible.

"Master, are you abstaining from sex?" he asked.

"Everything we do is known and seen by the gods, ghosts and spirits of heaven and earth, and all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas. We dare not act recklessly in front of others, let alone in front of the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas. I dare not have even the slightest evil thought."

There's no way around it.

Because Gu Ran is a Marxist, he does not believe in ghosts and gods, and does not believe that there are gods above his head.

At most he has some morals and conscience, but his morals and conscience allow him to have 'wild thoughts'.

“What’s more, the future Buddha has already reincarnated, and all sentient beings may become Buddhas. We don’t even have enough time to show respect to them, so how can we have low thoughts and perverted ideas?” Master Achuk added.

"Are you hypnotizing yourself?" He Qingyan asked Chen Ke curiously in a low voice.

Chen Ke smiled and stirred the McFlurry. Out of respect, he didn't say yes or no.

"Doctor Gu, are you abstaining from sex?" Master Aqiu asked by name.

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The answer is definitely 'No.'

But with so many people watching, saying that you don’t abstain from sex is tantamount to admitting that you are lustful.

"I know you are young, energetic, and strong, but the person you respect most is Professor Zhuang Jing. With such beauty and conditions, she can still abstain from sex. Why can't you do it?"

"I will ask Professor Zhuang Jing for advice later." Gu Ran could only use a delaying tactic.

"Well, this is the best." Master Aqiu nodded.

He looked at Su Qing again: "Doctor Su, can you give up sex?"

Su Qing, who was smiling happily, suddenly felt that McDonald's food was not so delicious.

The nurses couldn't help but snicker.

".I'll discuss it with my mother when I get back." Su Qing replied.

"Doctor Chen, what about you?"

"I—" Chen Ke felt that McFlurry was a bit bitter, "I will also discuss it with Professor Zhuang Jing."

Master Aqiu looked at He Qingyan, and He Qingyan was eager to try.

"Doctor He, you are caught up in love and desire, and your heart is filled with turbidity. You will never see the truth in your lifetime." Master Aqiu shook his head and sighed.

The nurses laughed at first, but soon it was their turn.

Some who are embarrassed will answer "quit";
Some who didn't want to lie answered, "I'm still young, I don't know";
Some people with cheerful personalities directly answered "no", "can't quit", "have to do it every day".

Hearing this, Master Aqiu shook his head.

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"Personal Diary": September 9, Monday, sunny, Jinghai

I spent less than I thought I would for a full order at McDonald's.

I was very satisfied. I had always wanted to treat Su Qing to a McDonald's meal, so this time I ordered a McDonald's family feast.

When she told everyone to feel free to eat, Su Qing thought: It's a bit like handing out candy at a wedding.

This wedding candy is so sweet.

While eating the bacon double Angus thick beef burger, I was thinking about her words.

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"Doctor's Diary":
Master Aqiu was teaching today, talking about the benefits of abstaining from masturbation, and also said that Professor Zhuang Jing also abstains from masturbation. At the end, he asked me if I would abstain from masturbation, and I said I would ask Teacher Zhuang Jing.

Teacher Zhuang Jing, do I need to quit masturbating?

(Zhuang Jing's comment: Not necessary)
(End of this chapter)