Love in a mental hospital
Chapter 204: Stinky Socks and Vomiting
Chapter 204: Stinky Socks and Vomiting
Chen Ke's phone on the table vibrated.
She subconsciously looked over, her face was automatically unlocked, and the detailed content of the WeChat message popped up.
[Gu Ran: Xie Xiya and her classmates got into a fight (text live broadcast begins)]
[Gu Ran: Each side has a female student to support them]
[Gu Ran: Xie Xiya is cheating, because Gege counts as two people]
Chen Ke laughed and looked up at Gu Ran. She finally understood Su Qing's usual mood. She felt a little helpless and annoyed. At this time, she was still sharing interesting things in the group!
But is this really to share interesting things, or is it because he can't bear to be separated from Su Qing and the others, so he has to post everything in the group?
[He Qingyan: Take photos, take photos! (Waving a glow stick)]
[Gu Ran: Secretly photographing female students, do you want me to go to jail? ]
[Su Qing: Aren’t they fighting? If you record it as evidence, the police will only praise you]
【Gu Ran; Good idea! 】
[Su Qing: When you hand your phone over to the police, remember to delete the chat history in the phone, so as not to expose your master]
"What are you doing?" Gu Ran asked the four of them.
"Fighting." Gege replied without even looking at him.
"That's great." Gu Ran held up his phone. "Let's get started. I'll take the video for you. The winner can keep it as a souvenir. The loser can review it later. If anything goes wrong, you can give it to the police as evidence."
Chen Ke was sitting behind him and could clearly see that the phone was still on the chat history interface.
He didn't record it at all.
Gege looked at Gu Ran like a dog, then whispered to Xie Xiya: "What should we do? Should we let them go?"
"Who will let whom off?" Little Butterfly took half a step forward.
"Xie Xiya," the long-haired girl looked sexy and charming at a young age, "I didn't expect you to come to the psychological clinic. Are you also under pressure?"
This is the main source of Xie Xiya’s pressure.
In people's minds, she cannot be under pressure and must be able to handle everything with ease.
They are worshipped like gods, but they must also meet the expectations of believers, otherwise they will lose faith - alienation, and in serious cases, their temples will be destroyed and their statues will be thrown with filth - bullying.
Not to mention the pressure from parents.
"Why can't Xiya come to the psychological clinic? Are you allowed to come secretly?" Gege said.
"Xu Tian, be careful or I'm going to beat you up and send you to the infirmary next door." Little Butterfly showed her fist, which looked like a sweet little steamed bun.
"Come on, who's afraid of who? Let's see who will end up in the infirmary next door first!" Gege stuffed her shirt into her skirt on the spot, ready for a fight.
"Alright, alright." Yang Yun stood up, holding onto the table. "We are all classmates, why should we be like this? Even if we can't be friends, we shouldn't be enemies."
"Teacher, are you going to help them?" Gege asked.
As a person with a dual personality, she is very sensitive to interpersonal relationships, and she can sense it as long as Yang Yun shows a little favoritism.
"It's okay." Xie Xiya comforted Gege, "If they bully us together and Dr. Gu doesn't help us, he will be punished by my mother."
"What you said is not wrong, but I always feel something is wrong." Gu Ran said.
"Gege, Xiya, stop messing around." Chen Ke also stood up with a smile, "Isn't it noon? Let's go eat."
"By the way, Sister Keke, Lao Gu, let's go out for dinner together. I'll treat you to Set A!" Gege said happily, with a bit of a show-off tone.
"Oh, country bumpkin." Little Butterfly said sarcastically.
"I'm a country bumpkin?" Gege sneered, "How many hundreds of millions does your family have?"
“More than your house!”
Xie Xiya covered her lips and Gege's ears and whispered something to her. No one else could hear it, but Gu Ran heard it all.
"Who knows how much money your family has? Maybe it has been in debt for a long time. What was your ranking in the final exam last semester?" said the princess who received the advice.
"120!"
"I," Gege's tone became calm, "first."
To clarify, the person showing off her achievements is Princess Xu Butian, and the real number one is Princess Xu Tian.
The little butterfly was speechless.
Seeing that his momentum was about to weaken, Gege became even more proud and crossed his arms and said, "Besides, what's wrong with being a country bumpkin? Doctor Gu is a country bumpkin. With his own efforts, he became a psychologist in {Jinghai} and a disciple of Professor Zhuang Jing."
Gu Ran: "."
Before he was scolded by Xie Xiya's mother, he had already been scolded by his students.
Yang Yun was about to say something, but was stopped by him.
It is very important for patients with psychological disorders to speak freely for treatment.
"What {Jinghai} Zhuang Jing? I've never heard of her." Little Butterfly waved her hand.
"Tsk tsk tsk." This time the princess didn't even bother to explain and looked at him with contempt.
She is worthy of being a mentally ill person, and worthy of being a girl who can be a playmate. Her various expressions are so lifelike.
Little Butterfly was immediately angered and felt that she was seen as ignorant.
She said, "Where is that Doctor Gu? Who is he? Let him come out. I want to see what he can do!"
Gege twisted her waist, her black school skirt fluttering as she walked behind Gu Ran.
She put her hands on Gu Ran's shoulders and said as if showing off jewelry: "This is Doctor Gu."
"Are you Doctor Gu?" In the middle of speaking, Little Butterfly paused after seeing Gu Ran's appearance clearly.
This was immediately caught by Gege.
"Isn't he handsome? Are you stunned? Hmm?" She pretended to be intimate, but actually showed off by bringing her face close to Gu Ran's. "Don't think about it. Doctor Gu is my husband. No, he is Xiya and I's husband."
Chen Ke burst into laughter.
Noticing Gu Ran's look, she covered her mouth embarrassedly.
"Husband? Do you think I will believe you? You like lying so much, could everything you said before be a lie?" Little Butterfly looked Gege up and down as if she was a defective product.
Gu Ran pushed Gege's face away, and the girl's fragrance also went away.
"I have something to say," he said.
"Teacher, do you want to interfere in the debate between students?" Lady Li asked coldly.
At Haicheng International, students are wary of each other, but this may not be the case with teachers, especially when they are right.
"I'm not helping them. I just have something to say."
"What do you want to say?" Little Butterfly showed an expression that said, 'I'm not afraid of another opponent.'
"There are many people in this world who only grow physically but not mentally. You should know and understand this, right?"
"Are you mocking us?" Little Butterfly's eyes turned fierce. "Senior high school students are also students, and students are children!"
"Don't worry, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about myself." Gu Ran explained, "What I mean is, even though I'm a doctor and now a teacher, I'm still as fussy as a child."
"But I don't remember doing anything to make you so upset."
"You said the teacher is a country bumpkin!" Gege said immediately.
That's what you said!
Gu Ran didn't care about this.
He did once feel inferior because of his poor background, but he had overcome it long ago.
"It's not this." Gu Ran said, "It's because you don't know {Jing Hai} and Professor Zhuang Jing."
Gu Ran was "threatened" by Xie Xiya, called a country bumpkin by Gege, and called her husband by Gege. Chen Ke laughed, but she could hold it back. Now...
She couldn't help but broadcast it live in the group!
"As a psychiatrist at Jinghai and a student of Professor Zhuang Jing, I have the obligation to protect the reputation of Jinghai and Professor Zhuang Jing. Little Butterfly, let me tell you how great the psychiatrist at Jinghai is."
"What do you want to do?" Little Butterfly hid behind Lady Li, "I'm not afraid of you!"
Yang Yun hesitated to speak.
She believed that Gu Ran didn't really want to argue with the students.
Not only does she believe in Gu Ran as a person, as a psychologist, she also believes in Professor Zhuang Jing.
There's no way a psychiatrist in {Jinghai} would do that.
"I have already said what I want to do, to prove my ability as a psychologist in {Jinghai}."
After a pause, Gu Ran said, "I can read minds."
"I don't believe it." The speaker was Lady Li.
"Then let's try it." Gu Ran said with a smile. He couldn't act too exaggerated, otherwise they would really think he could read minds. What he needed was recognition for his psychology skills.
His level of psychology can be proven without the need for [Mind Reading], but that takes time. In this case, it is not a bad idea to use [Mind Reading] to achieve the effect in advance.
"Just give it a try!" said Little Butterfly. "Don't be afraid, beauty. I'll support you from behind!"
She placed her hands on Lady Li's slender waist.
Lady Li looked down at her, then looked at Gu Ran.
"How?" she asked.
"I'll ask you questions, and you can tell the truth or lie, and then I'll be the judge - if I get one of the three questions wrong, I'll ask Gege to apologize to you."
"Who is Gege?" asked the little butterfly.
"Princess is me!" said the princess.
"Just because you are a princess? Xie Xiya's maidservant as a dowry, right?"
"She must be a bitch to be so good at sowing discord, right?"
"Stop." Gu Ran said, "It's now the turn between Li Meiren and me. You two wait a moment. Li Meiren, are we ready to start?"
Lady Li didn't say anything, but just glanced at Xie Xiya.
Xie Xiya smiled at her, a smile that was used behind her back to mock her for not living up to her reputation as a "beauty".
"First question, are you and Butterfly friends?"
"What a problem!" said the little butterfly.
Gu Ran looked at Lady Li.
"Yes." Lady Li said simply in one word.
(Little butterflies are annoying sometimes, but)
She spoke for a very short time, and although her "heart voice" spoke quickly, I didn't hear the whole sentence.
That's enough.
"We are good friends, but sometimes I still find her annoying," said Gu Ran.
"That's right." Lady Li nodded.
(Should I listen to Xie Xiya or Xu Tian)
"This question doesn't count!" Little Butterfly stomped her foot lightly in dissatisfaction.
"What a cute little butterfly! It can even stomp its feet." Gege praised in a sarcastic tone.
"There's nothing I can do. I'm a girl, not like some other middle-aged women." Little Butterfly was even more delicate.
"Second question, do you hate Xie Xiya?" Gu Ran asked.
"It doesn't count. Asking someone if '1+1 equals 2', is that a question?" The little butterfly protested again.
"It doesn't matter." Lady Li sneered, "The question can also prove his level of psychology - I don't hate Xie Xiya."
(Grandstand)
(Except for Teacher Yang Yun, the rest of the psychologists just take advantage of others' inner weakness and persuade them with chicken soup for the soul)
(Embroidered pillow)
"Psychologists don't just rely on inspirational quotes to persuade others. For example, drugs, electric shock, confinement, and bondage are all within the legal range."
"What are you talking about? A threat?" asked the little butterfly angrily.
Lady Li's pupils were dilating.
"Is it that Mr. Li thinks in his heart that Dr. Gu only relies on inspirational quotes to convince others?" Xie Xiya said.
"The third question is, do you smell the socks you took off that day?"
"will not!"
(It didn’t count very often when I was a kid)
"It counted as very occasionally when I was a kid." Gu Ran said with a smile.
". Occasionally, no."
"Haha! I made a slip of the tongue. I must have said it right!" Gege laughed wildly. "Lady Li will smell her own stinky socks! Lady Li will smell her own stinky socks!"
"Shut up!" the little butterfly shouted.
"Lulululul~" Gege stuck out her tongue.
It’s okay to stick out your tongue, but please don’t spit everywhere.
"Do you believe it?" Gu Ran asked Lady Li.
"I'm just good at observing people's expressions." Lady Li admitted defeat reluctantly.
This level of victory is just right for Gu Ran.
"So, please remember that I am a psychologist from Jinghai and a student of Professor Zhuang Jing." Gu Ran said.
"In addition," he added, "because in the process of proving {Jing Hai}'s strength, I have caused a slight imbalance between you and the princesses. As an apology, I can also reveal a little secret of the princess to you."
If you slow down the camera, when Gu Ran mentioned the "little secret", Gege's face had changed.
By the time he finished speaking, she had already stretched out her hand, and at the same time, Little Butterfly's expression began to reveal excitement.
Gu Ran dodged Gege's hand and said before Little Butterfly could speak, "Gege is writing a novel."
“Ah—Lushan, Sheng Long Ba!!!” Gege’s expression was like One Punch Man who knew that today was a supermarket sale day.
Snapped!
Gu Ran caught her little fist.
"Write a novel?" Little Butterfly and Li Meiren were stunned.
"Write a novel?" The corners of Little Butterfly's mouth began to rise.
"writing a novel?!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Ugh!!" Gege went crazy.
"Hey!" Gu Ran dodged quickly, and she actually kicked him in the crotch.
"This is for your own good, Gege." He held her legs, "I believe you will become a famous writer, and sooner or later people will know that you write novels, so you might as well get rid of the shame of writing novels now.
"Next time if Little Butterfly and Lady Li threaten you again, you can write down their every word and action and use them as villains in your novel. That way, the more they scold you, the happier you will be, because they are helping you write your novel."
"You are the pervert who gets happier the more you are scolded! Go to hell!"
Gu Ran easily subdued her and said to Lady Li and the laughing little butterfly, "If today's incident gets out, the fact that Lady Li likes to smell stinky socks will also get out."
"If you dare to tell anyone, you're dead!" The princess under the Five Finger Mountain glared at the two men fiercely.
"Who likes to smell stinky socks?" Lady Li was also dissatisfied.
She was just curious for a while when she was a child, but she stopped doing that a long time ago. How could she still like it?
"By the way." Gu Ran pushed Gege away, "Little Butterfly, I'm going to use my mind reading on you. Is there anything you are particularly ashamed of?"
"How could I possibly have that? I'm as pure as a butterfly!"
(I always vomit after taking the test.)
"Butterfly? The bow on the underwear!" Gege said.
"What underwear? Are you disgusting?" Little Butterfly said in disgust, "Are you a nymphomaniac who wears underwear that needs to be fastened with a bow?"
Gu Ran, who didn't want to pry too much into the female student's inner secrets, happened to look away, but saw that Teacher Yang Yun's expression was a little stiff.
It seems like I accidentally peeped into the teacher's secret?
"Gege doesn't wear that kind of underwear." Xie Xiya had no reason not to help her friend, "Doctor Gu can prove it too."
“.”Gu Ran was not the only one who remained silent here.
"You guys--" Little Butterfly looked at Gu Ran and Gege, wanting to say something but stopping herself.
"Yes, that's right. He can also prove to me that he is my husband." Gege raised her chin.
The husband who plays the role of a princess is also considered to be treating the disease, right? In order to maintain the self-esteem of the female patient.
The only thing that made Gu Ran a little worried was that this was not a hospital but a school.
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《Private Diary》: September 10, Tuesday, Teachers’ Day, Haicheng International High School
Using [Mind Reading] to amuse two high school girls brings unexpected results, and Little Butterfly also has psychological barriers.
It does not require hospitalization, but it is enough to go to a psychological clinic and see a psychologist for consultation.
(End of this chapter)
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