Love in a mental hospital

Chapter 390: Now that I have the game account, the world is mine!
Gu Ran was alone in the office, with a full cup of water and some snacks on the desk.

If you want to go to the toilet, you can contact Su Qing on your phone and she will help you.

Gu Ran decided to drink more water.

Before he could use his mobile phone, someone had already contacted him via mobile phone.

[Gege: Let’s write off the card-playing issue. From now on, we are fellow patients! ]

【Gu Ran: Please tell me clearly what disease you have.】

【Gege: laughing with arms akimbo.jpg】

【Gu Ran: My fellow patient, please recommend a few game-related animations. 】

[Gege: "Sword Art Online"! ]

[Ge Ge: (Voice: Galaxy Starburst! Hey, wait, what star is that? It’s an animation from half a century ago.)]

Gu Ran didn’t understand what this had to do with the time when the animation appeared. Was she watching the animation half a century ago?
Gu Ran was drinking water while watching "Sword Art Online".

"It's a game, but it doesn't seem to be very useful."

Just like the lines in the animation, 'This may be a game, but it's no joke', and what Gu Ran wants is a joke.

He opened the webpage and randomly found a web game called "One Hit 9999", which was said to be adapted from the ancient novel "The Great Ruler".

Turn on the automatic pathfinding. Without doing anything, the virtual character has become a powerful one and starts the copy of fighting for the heart of the Green Emperor.

Gu Ran, who was concentrating on studying the system, suddenly came back to his senses and glanced at the plot. He thought that the Green Emperor was only slightly more powerful than the Great Power.

This misunderstanding was not resolved until many years later.

I changed another game and continued my research. This time it was the recently popular Cyber ​​Civilization game. The screen was full of colorful neon lights, as if the display screen had been splashed with paint.

It was noon and Gu Ran felt that the time was right.

First, I really feel like urinating now; second, I haven’t urinated all morning.

In this situation, isn't it reasonable to let your girlfriend help you pee?
People who still think in this obscene way are hopelessly perverted. I suggest they seek death.

Just as Gu Ran was about to take action, the office door was pushed open and the elegant and dignified Zhuang Jing walked in.

"Xiaoran, come to my place for lunch instead of going to the cafeteria," she said.

Compared to the dean's office, the cafeteria is of course farther away.

but--

"Okay." Gu Ran responded, "But, Aunt Jing, can you wait for Su Qing to come back? I want to go to the bathroom."

Zhuang Jing laughed: "I asked her to go eat directly."

"Then I'll bear with it." Gu Ran said.

With his bladder function, he would not be able to hold it back during a meal.

Zhuang Jing supported him, which was more like showing concern than actual help. To put it bluntly: it was useless.

Gu Ran didn't refuse because it was useless.

If Zhuang Jing really had to do the hard work, he would feel embarrassed.

As soon as I walked, the pain from the broken spine felt like needles, running through my nerves and running all over my body.

In order to distract himself, Gu Ran wanted to speak, but he didn't even have the heart to speak, just like when he had a toothache.

He recalled the games he had watched in the morning, "Sword Art Online", "The Ancient Starry Sky Road", "Cyber ​​Age", "Doctor and Nurse Games", and "Strip Mahjong".
It would be nice if we could play strip mahjong together - only by thinking of this could Gu Ran's consciousness barely shift away from the pain.

He kept thinking about all sorts of things, like a landlubber thrown into the water, constantly surfacing, not letting go of any breath of air.

Finally arriving at the dean's office, he sat down, his back soaked and his shirt sticking to him.

How could a minor spinal injury hurt this much? It hurts just as much as a blind eye, and lasts longer.

I had no intention of taking painkillers. As a psychiatrist, Gu Ran knew that such drugs had the risk of addiction and abuse, so he tried to avoid them.

Now I have to think about it.

He disguised himself very well, but Zhuang Jing saw it all, but she didn't say anything.

"Let's eat." She handed the bowl and chopsticks to Gu Ran, "These are all high-protein and high-calcium ingredients, which are good for your illness."

"Thank you Aunt Jing."

It is a pleasure to watch Zhuang Jing eating. Most people can only learn the basics: the order of eating.

A bite of vegetable, a bite of rice, and a sip of soup.

"I really like this dish of stir-fried phoenix tail." Zhuang Jing picked up some for Gu Ran.

"Very refreshing." Gu Ran has recently fallen in love with eating vegetables, especially vegetables with light flavors.

"Pork ribs soup."

"it is good."

After drinking a mouthful of soup, Gu Ran remembered to pee. As if a switch was turned on, the urge to pee rushed up like a text message box that hadn't been opened for a year.

Phone bills, loans, Pizza Hut discounts, KFC activities, luxury villas for only 50,000, traffic police reminders. Countless messages came flooding in.

The phone froze and Gu Ran moved his legs slightly.

".Aunt Jing."

"Hmm?" Zhuang Jing was eating green beans.

"I want to go to the bathroom." said Gu Ran.

Zhuang Jing chewed the green beans, chewing each one carefully.

She put down the dishes.

"Aunt Jing, no need, I can go by myself!" Gu Ran said quickly.

"Really?"

"Really!" Gu Ran could no longer maintain his male sitting posture.

He forgot that whether he could hold his urine or not was not only related to bladder function, but also depended on how much water he drank.

"Just use my toilet, go ahead." Zhuang Jing said with a smile.

Gu Ran couldn't hold it in any longer and stood up immediately. He was caught off guard and the pain in his spine made it impossible for him to control his body. He supported himself on the sofa with his hands and his whole body was shaking slightly.

Zhuang Jing quickly stood up.

"I'll help you to the bathroom." She didn't allow for rejection, but was worried.

Gu Ran was speechless, not only because of the pain, but also because of the even stronger urge to urinate.

If he could still think at this time, he would probably remember an old saying: Lust is like a knife hanging over your head.

With Zhuang Jing's support, Gu Ran slowly walked towards the bathroom.

Only those who have urinated know that when you really can’t hold it anymore, you can’t walk faster even if the toilet is right in front of you.

Besides, he was in pain.

"Can you do it yourself?" Zhuang Jing took a look at Gu Ran's pants.

"Okay, okay, no problem!"

Zhuang Jing smiled and said nothing more. Gu Ran's anxiety was almost as intense as that of the mute young man who helped an old man but was wrongly accused and extorted for money.

Before the door was closed, Gu Ran started taking off his pants.

Not to mention in Zhuang Jing's private bathroom, even in his own room in {Longing Villa}, Gu Ran was now peeing while sitting.

He held the toilet with his hand, turned slowly, lifted the toilet seat, and sat down directly.

"call."

Even my spine doesn't hurt as much anymore.

Just then, the toilet seat, which had been hastily lifted up, slowly fell down and landed on his spine with a plop.

"what!!"

"Xiaoran?" Zhuang Jing, who had been waiting at the door, knocked on the door and asked tentatively.

"No, it's okay." 9.99 out of ten willpower were used to endure the pain, and the remaining 0.001 made a sound that was not even as loud as the sound of water.

Without hearing any answer, Zhuang Jing opened the door and walked in.

Gu Ran finally understood how embarrassed a girl would be when the toilet door was suddenly opened while she was using it.

So: the rest is omitted.

"Aren't you going to wipe it?" Zhuang Jing asked.

"Men don't wipe it." Peeing while sitting is Gu Ran's bottom line.

"Can you shake now?"

"."

Zhuang Jing gave him two pieces of paper.

From now on, if someone says that only women wipe after peeing, this statement is obviously wrong.

In order to prevent Gu Ran from bending over, Zhuang Jing pulled up his pants from behind, so both of them had to wash their hands after coming out of the toilet.

Fortunately, Gu Ran had always told Zhuang Jing everything since they were young, and because of the incident on Sunlight Island, she was not too embarrassed after coming out of the bathroom.

After I urinated, the pain in my spine seemed to be better.

It turns out that I should drink less water, which is the same as staying in bed in winter. It’s all Su Qing’s fault.

After lunch, everyone gathered in the quiet room. This time the little woman was not invited because Gu Ran’s Sky Dragon could not carry so many people.

If Gu Ran were in Chen Ke's position, she would know why she worked so hard - her energy could not be compared with that of a young woman, but Zhuang Jing asked her to participate, so how could she not work hard?

When Su Qing and He Qingyan helped Gu Ran lie down, she asked, "Do you want to go to the toilet?"

"I'm not to the point where I need help going to the toilet." Gu Ran said a little angrily.

He was angry at the toilet lid and was mad at himself, otherwise he really didn't need any help.

"Wetting the bed is fun." He Qingyan said with a smile.

She sincerely hoped that Gu Ran would wet the bed, rather than trying to persuade him to go to the toilet by teasing him.

Of course Gu Ran didn't need to go to the toilet. However, he drank so much water in the morning and pork rib soup at noon. It shouldn't be possible to excrete all of it at once, but it shouldn't be so fast, right?
Fell asleep with a little worry.

The mountains are covered with flowers and the sky is blue. It is indeed a paradise.

Gu Ran felt that if he lay here, he would recover faster. Zhuang Jing’s spiritual world was so beautiful.

Everyone stood on the ridge. Zhuang Jing looked down the mountain. A gust of wind blew, and flower petals scattered all over the place.

Her snow-white hand gently took a petal and handed it to Gu Ran.

Everyone looked at her palm, which was a small white flower with a yellow stamen, pure white and lovely.

"It's not enough to eat." Gu Ran said.

Su Qing couldn't help but rolled her eyes at him.

Amid the laughter of the crowd, Gu Ran raised his hand and a shadow fell down.

The others retreated slightly, watching Gu Ran turn into a shadow winding up, and then turned into a snake-shaped dragon in the sky above the hillside. "Ah!" The majestic and huge sky dragon groaned.

"Men, they are no longer capable once they are 20." He Qingyan commented, "No, it should be said that they are no longer capable once they have many wives. That's right, although he has many wives, he only has one now."

"Qingyan." Zhuang Jing said.

"Are you not behaving yourself again?" Yan Hanxiang asked.

He Qingyan closed her mouth. She really didn't dare to say anything. Both of them spoke at the same time.

Su Qing raised the corner of her mouth slightly. Gu Ran was injured while saving a patient. He Qingyan dared to tease him. It would be strange if she didn't get scolded.

The sky dragon trembled and stretched out its dragon mouth.

Zhuang Jing raised her hand and blew gently. The small flower with yellow stamens and white petals in the palm of her hand swayed like a small boat and floated into Gu Ran's mouth.

Everyone put aside their other thoughts and watched intently.

The bat-like wings are divided into six grids, and one of the five blank grids has a carved pattern.

【account:_﹏】

【password:_﹏】

"Do I need to register again?" He Qingyan asked with interest.

"This should be a hypnosis ritual." Chen Ke looked at Zhuang Jing.

Zhuang Jing nodded slightly.

"This kid." Yan Hanxiang suddenly laughed.

Everyone laughed too.

[Account: Jinghai's most handsome]

【password:******】

After a while, the account was changed again to [Account: Gu Ran].

"He still has some sense of shame." Su Qing said.

"I think Gu Ran is indeed the most handsome man in Jinghai." He Qingyan retorted.

"There are not many men in Jinghai." Yan Hanxiang said.

"Mom, why don't you help me and always help Su Qing?" He Qingyan was dissatisfied.

"There have been changes." Chen Ke's voice drew everyone's attention back to Long Yi.

The account and password disappeared and turned into [Connected].

"I don't know what it is." He Qingyan looked expectant about wanting to replace it.

The Sky Dragon swallowed the [Game Account] completely, mastered this ability completely, and then landed and looked back.

"What's wrong?" Yan Hanxiang knew the answer after asking.

Gu Ran held his waist.

Everyone laughed.

"Let's see what the effect is!" He Qingyan urged, not feeling sorry for her brother at all.

Gu Ran looked up and saw that Zhuang Jing, Yan Hanxiang, Su Qing, He Qingyan, and Chen Ke each had a green logo on their heads, just like in Sword Art Online;
The lotus leaves in the puddle nearby released endless brilliance, like the ancient road in the starry sky;
Click on your status bar.

【basic information】

【Skill】

【tool】

【Task】

【system】

Gu Ran continued to click on [Basic Information]

[Name: Gu Ran]

[Occupation: Psychiatrist lv2]

"Gone?"

"What's gone?" This was what Su Qing wanted to ask, but as soon as she moved her lips, He Qingyan had already finished speaking.

"Basic information." Gu Ran repeated what he saw.

"The simpler the information, the freer the gameplay," said He Qingyan. "However, when there is no health bar, one starts to doubt the possibility of 'shoddy work'."

"Take a look at the [skills]." Yan Hanxiang said.

【Spring Dream Fruit lv1】

【Mind Reading Level 1】

【Eye of God lv1】

【Big Magic lv2】

【Heart Sutra of Controlling Women lv1】

[Original Divine Body lv1]

Quite a lot.

But isn't that too much? What is the original divine body? Mental disorder?

Am I really sick?

"It might be contamination from terrorists." Zhuang Jing pondered, thinking about a solution.

However, [Original Divine Body] does not have obvious external manifestations like [Hand Fetishism] and [Voyeurism], so it is impossible to start with it for a while.

"Cupid's arrow is gone." Chen Ke said.

"I know this." Gu Ran replied, "In my eyes, the green mark on your head should be the embodiment of Cupid's Arrow's favorability."

The green label is friendly, the yellow label is average, and the red label allows direct action.

"Continue looking at the [props]." He Qingyan urged.

"There are four dream balls? What are they?" Gu Ran took them out.

There was actually an extra ball in my hand.

"Isn't this just a Pokémon ball? Don't think you can get away with it by missing two words or changing the color!" He Qingyan said.

The Pokémon Ball is red on top and white on the bottom, while the Pokémon Ball in Gu Ran's hand is black on top and white on the bottom, which has a Tai Chi feel.

“Try to hit me!” He Qingyan pointed at her own head.

"Don't joke." Gu Ran was stunned. This guy would be smashed to death.

"It should be the swallowing ability of the sky dragon." Su Qing guessed.

As the sound of chanting began, a Buddhist shrine emerged from the void, like a warship emerging from the sea.

"Try it." Zhuang Jing said.

Gu Ran kept his waist still and threw the dream ball.

The dream ball hit the shrine, bounced into the air, and suddenly opened up. A shadow appeared and covered the shrine.

The shrine was assimilated into shadow and taken into the dream ball.

The dream ball fell to the ground. It was quite heavy and only rolled twice on the hillside before stopping.

The middle part buzzed and flickered for four or five seconds, and finally stopped - after all, Zhuang Jing didn't allow the shrine to fight back.

"I caught Pokémon!" He Qingyan shouted for Gu Ran, "No, I caught Meng!"

She ran over to pick it up, but her hand passed right through it and couldn't touch it.

Only Gu Ran can take it.

"It seems that I am the real Pokémon dream trainer." Gu Ran picked up the ball.

"Hmph, watching you play, I'll soon be tempted and register an account too!" When saying this, He Qingyan had already started hypnotizing herself.

Maybe she can really get the 'account'.

"Even if you register an account, you won't have a dream ball." Su Qing ruthlessly shattered the girl's dream.

He Qingyan had no intention of giving up and was determined to try.

But as Su Qing said, it’s not the [game account] that’s fun, it’s Gu Ran that’s fun.

"Are there any other props?" Chen Ke was also very interested.

"There is also a 'transformer'." Gu Ran took out a black syringe.

"It's not a syringe, it's a transformation device?" Yan Hanxiang confirmed.

Gu Ran confirmed again: "It is indeed written as 'transformer'."

"It should be the sky dragon." Su Qing said with a smile.

"Then let's not try it." Gu Ran put away the 'transformer'.

Everyone chuckled again.

"There are no more props. Next is Ren."

"Wait a minute." He Qingyan raised her hand, "Where are your twin lovers? Where is your rolling pin?"

She was talking about [Nurses AB] and [Crooked Crook ...

"Probably in the remaining information." said Zhuang Jing.

"You'll find out if you keep reading." Gu Ran continued, "There are two tasks."

[Main Mission: Fixed Drifting Classroom (Automatic Navigation)]

[Side Quest: Cure Yiqing (Automatic Navigation)]

"Automatic navigation?" Chen Ke was stunned. "Could this be the 'cranked shepherd's crook'?"

"Try it." Su Qing said.

"No, it's all grey. When I click on it, it says 'Insufficient Stamina', and for the side quest it says 'Incomplete Map'." Gu Ran said.

Needless to say, everyone understands that 'physical strength' should be 'mental strength'.

'The map is incomplete', perhaps Gu Ran doesn't know Yi Qing, the elementary school student with a face full of question marks, well enough.

"Where is the system?" Zhuang Jing asked.

"The system only has two items, 'Restart' and 'Exit'."

There is nothing much to say about 'Exit', but 'Restart' should be Gu Ran's twin lover.

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《Personal Diary》: Tuesday, October 27th, Blooming Heaven
Got the [game account].

Fun and useful.

(End of this chapter)