Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

Chapter 137: Rebirth: I am a great writer!

When Jiang Lu emptied his intestines and ate pancakes and came back, he immediately charged up his mobile phone.

After choosing the spiritual realm, he originally planned to visit Tieba for a while, but then he realized that his phone was out of battery.

This resulted in the half-hour withdrawal time ending in five minutes.

In fact, it was over in three minutes, and Jiang Lu lit a cigarette with two minutes left.

After charging his phone, Jiang Lu didn't waste any time and started the spiritual realm directly.

[Name of the spiritual realm: Yin Yang Evil Sect]

【Beiyue·Hengshan】

[The world only knows Xuankong Pavilion, but they don’t know that Xuankong Pavilion has two sides, Yin and Yang]

[The yang side is a suspended temple integrating Taoism, Confucianism and Buddhism. Under the Jinlong Gorge, at the bottomless place, there is a yin side, which is opposite to the yang side in a mirror image]

[The yang side "reaches the sky above and floats below", while the yin side "enjoys the six desires in life and attains bliss in death"]

[The Yang side is dominated by the North Tianshi Dao, called Xuankong Pavilion, which gathers the power of incense and vows]

[On the Yin side, there are evil ways and a collusion, famous in Bailiu sect, and they practice with desire]

[The Bailiu Sect is an evil heretic, but it is dark under the lamp where the leader of the righteous path is entrenched. It is not known to outsiders and quietly affects the overall situation of the world]

[The members of the Bailiu Sect do not pursue becoming immortals and ancestors, but pursue enlightenment through desire, enter the underworld, and ascend in one day]

[But for some reason, unlike the decent monks who ascended to immortality, the ancestors of the Bailiu Sect who were able to ascend never performed any miracles. 】

[Number of spiritual exorcists in this field: 1]

[Difficulty: S level]

[Mission Objective: Explore the secret of Bailiu Sect feeding demons with his body]

[Note: The time passage rate is 1:1000 (that is, 1 second in the real world is 1000 seconds in the spiritual realm)]

Jiang Lu searched for a long time, but could not find the map in the spiritual realm of the underworld. As a substitute, he had to find a world that could be linked to the underworld and where spiritual energy was revived.

In his opinion, the more there is a world with extraordinary power, the easier it is to contact high-level beings, and it will be easier to find a clone by oneself.

"Is it 1:1000 again?"

Jiang Lu looked at the mission background thoughtfully.

If you think about it carefully, except for [Infinite Prison], the rate is almost 1:100 every time.

This caused him to gradually ignore this information point.

And this sudden change in speed forced him to pay attention to this key again.

After carefully comparing all the spiritual realms he had experienced so far, he found that the speed of time seemed to be linked to the gods existing in the spiritual realm.

For example, in [Infinite Prison], there is the God of Redemption, Ishina, on the upper floor of the Tower of Salvation, that is, a being with the power of a god is always on the map.

As for other spiritual realms, whether it is the Gate of the Kingdom of God in [Wasteland Rebirth], or the hell in [Sin City] which is an additional exploration area, or Lucifer in [Ten Days of Hell], and the [Kingdom Star Gate] The avatar of Zeus and the god of the unknown.

Either they do not exist permanently in the map and need to enter other spaces to see them, or they are like Zeus clones and do not possess divine power.

In other words, if this rule is correct, it means that this time in the spiritual realm there are beings with divine power entrenched in the initial map.

“Did I only discover this physics plug-in now?”

Jiang Lu cheered up. Regardless of whether this judgment was accurate or not, there was nothing wrong with starting the hypothetical principle first.

Stay patient, and then remain unchanged in response to all changes!

"Little Junior Brother"

"Junior brother?"

"Little junior brother!"

Jiang Lu suddenly woke up.

What came into view was the face of a pretty and delicate girl.

The girl is wearing a gauze-style white robe. She has a tall and straight figure, with a round waist. The skirt covers her legs, but is not too bloated, and her whole person is full of fairy air.

At this moment, she was bending down next to his head, her appearance was pure and pure, and her energy was as bright as orchid.

He looked around and saw a book table in front of him, with an open book on it.

Jiang Lu looked up and found that he was in an antique courtyard. A plaque with the name "Shise Academy" hung on the pavilion not far away.

In addition to the two of them, there were many boys and girls around them, all leaning over the desks and writing furiously, looking full of energy.

The delicate flowers with unknown names in the courtyard stand gracefully in the spring morning, with dewdrops rolling on the green leaves, shining brightly in the morning sun.

Is this a new disciple of Xuankong Pavilion?

Jiang Lu looked at the endless blue sky and felt a little worried. The mission target was Bailiu Sect. Why was he born in Xuankong Pavilion? Do he still have to trigger the old side mission of the demon sect?

Is this the result of having a decent skin? Even the system recognizes him as a young knight. It's really distressing.

Jiang Lu thought mockingly.

Seeing that Jiang Lu ignored her, the pretty girl puffed out her cheeks and tapped Jiang Lu's forehead gently.

"Junior brother, why did you fall asleep again?"

Her words were a little sulky, but more of them were helplessly indulgent.

Jiang Lu smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I just didn't pay attention."

At this moment, a breeze blew by, and the thin pages of the book were blown to the front.

Jiang Lu closed the book and looked at the title——

"Mom's friend Emei Fairy is so cute in private" (Fan R18)

"Grass!"

Jiang Lu subconsciously covered the title of the book and looked at the pretty girl nervously.

The innocent senior who woke her up found herself looking at little Liu Bei. Is there any more embarrassing and embarrassing scene than this?

How the hell could this happen? !

However, the pretty girl tilted her head, with a puzzled look on her face: "Junior brother, why are you covering the title of the book?"

"I"

Jiang Lu swallowed, not knowing what to say.

"Oh! I understand."

The pretty girl smiled like a little fox: "You have just joined the inner sect and have never been exposed to the method of cultivation. Are you a little shy?"

Jiang Lu was stunned.

Why is it so embarrassing to practice?

But the pretty girl snickered and took her own book from her desk and put it in front of Jiang Lu:

"You are so shy even before you have established your foundation. If you wait until you reach the level of cultivation like my senior sister, you will be so embarrassed that you will die of shame?"

Jiang Lu looked closely and saw the title of the book in the hand of the delicate girl -

"The Story of the Desert: The Blood Knife Ancestor Was Pampered by Zen Master Jingyuan" (Fan R18 Danmei Xiang)

"what?"

Jiang Lu was dumbfounded.

Do you think this is called cultivation?

Isn’t this co-authored by Xiao Liu Bei actually a genuine textbook?

"Don't tell me, this is the skill," Jiang Lu said tremblingly.

Let him see Danmei, it is better to let him die.

Do a Zhiba mission and ask for a Zhiba clone, all of them are given! Grass!

"Kung Fu?" The pretty girl blinked in shock at Jiang Lu's words, and said in disbelief: "Did you not listen at all to what Master said when you entered the academy yesterday?"

"I can't remember a little bit"

Seeing that the other party was just surprised and didn't seem to want to punish him, Jiang Lu guessed that it wasn't serious, so he simply admitted that he didn't remember.

He scratched his head and opened his mouth: "My memory has not been very good since I was a child. Every time I wake up, I forget important things. Yesterday I stayed up all night, just thinking about not forgetting Master's words, but today I couldn't help but fall asleep." , Senior sister, I’m sorry.”

He made a green tea look, and the pretty girl couldn't stand it, so she chose to forgive him on the spot.

"Well, that's really hard for you."

The pretty girl rubbed Jiang Lu's head lovingly: "Speaking of which, you have been very unfamiliar with me since the beginning. You have not even forgotten who your senior sister is, right?"

"Uh" Jiang Lu smiled silly and sweetly.

"Then I'll tell you again, don't forget it again."

The pretty girl cleared her throat and said seriously:

"Senior sister, my name is Zhou Luwei. We made a lifelong commitment yesterday. After you complete the foundation building, we will cultivate the golden elixir together."

Jiang Lu was silent for a moment: "Who are you fooling?"

"Damn it, do you remember this?" Zhou Luwei punched the desk with her small fist.

With such a beating, the bookcase made a sound, and other people who were dissatisfied because the two of them had been whispering turned their heads and frowned.

"Can you please lower your voice?"

"My train of thought has been disrupted by you!"

"Today is the deadline, can you please stop disturbing everyone here?!" Zhou Luwei's face changed: "Ah, sorry, sorry, you are busy."

After appeasing everyone, Zhou Luwei pulled Jiang Lu up and said, "Let's go out and talk."

Jiang Lu nodded, hesitated, then took his textbook, and then left the other courtyard with Zhou Luwei.

The two of them walked on the mountain path, and Jiang Lu looked around curiously at everything in sight.

Everything here is very different from the Xianmen in Jiang Lu's impression.

The mountain gate stands tall and towering, like a pillar reaching the sky.

There are waterfalls and springs, flowers in bloom, green mountains and green waters, full of vitality. Everywhere you can see immortal disciples sitting in meditation and feeling the aura of heaven and earth.

There are mountain peaks filled with crimson clouds and fires in the furnaces.

There are fairy beasts bathing in the divine light, leisurely and contented.

There were also a lot of people in the castles in the air, and unexplainable sounds were heard from time to time.

The more Jiang Lu looked at it, the more something seemed wrong.

This doesn't look like a decent person from a famous family.

Whose immortal beasts are goats and dolphins, and whose training venue looks like a silver party?

Don't let the Bailiu Sect come here, right?

Just when Jiang Lu was doubting, Zhou Luwei's voice gave him the answer.

"In our Bailiu Sect, all kinds of people can enter the Tao, and there are no fixed rules of practice. For example, in our Shise Academy, we use texts to convey the Tao. Through words that can arouse people's desires, we steal the will of the readers and feed back to the creators. .”

Zhou Luwei said proudly:

"Don't look at me like this. In fact, I am already the best in the Tanmei School in the academy. Even the senior sister who is known as the master of hundreds of schools is still far behind me in this way.

Junior brother, you have extraordinary abilities, that’s why Master asked you to follow Aunt Wen. The book in your hand is Master’s proud work when he was young and used it to prove the golden elixir. You should understand it well. "

Jiang Lu was stunned for a while.

What a great article!

The cultivators who co-authored the academy are just a bunch of writers who went to work, right?

Oh no, you can’t call them immortal cultivators. This is simply an evil cultivator!

"So." Jiang Lu had a complicated expression: "Are those senior brothers and sisters just now relying on reading these articles to practice?"

"Yes."

Zhou Luwei nodded:

"There are very few monks who can have Wen Gu, so there are very few disciples in our academy. Unlike other sects, which are divided into many different training areas, we practice everything from Qi training to foundation building in the courtyard.

Only those who have reached the golden elixir can enter the pavilion to practice.

This has its advantages and disadvantages. The advantage is that everyone eats and lives together and is always very united. The disadvantage is that "

Speaking of this, Zhou Luwei spread her hands helplessly:

"You have also seen that for me, the fifth senior sister who is at the peak of foundation building, they have no respect for me at all."

"Then the deadline they said is..."

"This is the rule set by Master."

Zhou Luwei explained:

"Just not being able to write is a waste of effort, so Master asked us to submit a copy of the manuscript every seven days, and the senior sister and fourth senior brother will judge the quality.

Those who pass indicate that they have understood all the techniques of the article they read and can start studying the next book. If they fail, they will be punished. "

"What does punishment mean?" Jiang Lu asked.

"Just read the articles written by Senior Sister and Second Senior Brother, but you can only read them. You can't do anything else. You should read them for three hours before going to bed every day for a week, and abstain from sex for a week until the next review."

Zhou Luwei smiled happily:

"The person who screamed the loudest just now has obviously reached the ninth level of Qi training and is about to build a foundation. He can start writing and publishing his own articles, but he is stuck at the last level for three months.

Tsk tsk, it’s just that you can’t make any progress in your cultivation, but you have to watch your second senior brother’s stepmother Wen Shun every day, you’re going crazy.

Today is another deadline, but judging from his condition, I guess he still won't be able to do it. "

“It really opened my eyes”

This was the first time Jiang Lu encountered something like this that even he couldn't complain about.

"it's okay."

Zhou Luwei saw the complicated look on Jiang Lu's face and thought he was afraid of being punished, so she comforted him:

"You just joined the academy from the outer door yesterday. It won't be so harsh. The assessment will officially start next week."

As he spoke, he also pointed out a clear path for Jiang Lu:

"Auntie Wen's words are very difficult. I remember that apart from Master, only the senior sister has touched some thresholds, but just this threshold is enough for the senior sister to form an immortal golden elixir.

If you don't understand anything, just ask the senior sister, she will definitely be able to point you out. "

"Um"

Jiang Lu couldn't say much, so he could only nod in agreement.

After understanding the academy's cultivation methods, Jiang Lu asked about the cultivation methods of other schools.

As a result, even Jiang Lu, a pervert, felt perverted after hearing this.

Just a few examples.

There is a lineage of body training that relies on non-stop training every day except eating and sleeping. The huge castle in the sky is the holy land for their kind of physical training. Their symbol is that regardless of men and women, their physical strength is terrifying.

There are also those who rely on practicing in dreams and sleeping 24 hours a day in addition to eating. They often rely on the writing and original and text-modified paintings provided by Shise Academy and the Academy's sister unit "Huanzhen Painting Academy". Try to exercise your soul in a dream in a way that traditional methods of body training cannot.

There is also a line of alchemy that relies on refining elixirs such as Liuwei Emperor Pills with various tonics and elixirs. Their practice has even been implemented in food. Epimedium is used as rice and ten whips of wine are used as water. It is a routine operation. If you pull the seedlings to help them grow, you will eat them to death if you can't eat them.

There are also evil cultivators who feel that the cybernetic lineage of the evil sect can be lengthened and plumped through human body transformation, and it can be exaggerated by realizing perpetual motion.

Naturally, there are also those in the beast-controlling lineage like Jiang Lu who even think are perverted. From the beasts they control, such as goats and dolphins, Jiang Lu doesn't even want to understand how they practice.

However, as the saying goes, in the end, all roads lead to the same destination.

The ultimate goal of everyone in Bailiu Sect is to survive the catastrophe and enter the underworld.

The god they believe in is called Baiyi Laomu.

According to legend, she has mastered all the means in the world that can arouse desire. She is a powerful deity in the underworld with a transcendent status. Once the road in the world comes to an end, she may be favored by Baiyi Old Mother and extradited to the underworld.

"Mother of all arts"

Jiang Lu was thoughtful.

He had no impression of this so-called god, but if nothing unexpected happened, the god who existed in this world map should be her, right?

Suddenly, Zhou Luwei took Jiang Lu and sat in a pavilion by the roadside, planning to read here.

"Aren't you going back?" Jiang Lu asked.

"You can't talk even when you go back. We'll read here while we read. If there's anything you don't understand, you can just ask me. Wouldn't it be better?"

"Don't you want to take an assessment?"

"No need."

Zhou Luwei said with a smile:

“The foundation building assessment only happens once a month, not today.

And after building a foundation, you no longer have to consider whether it can be published, but you need to consider how to make it more popular after publication. "

After saying that, she naturally took off her short boots, sat on the wooden chair, turned her back to Jiang Lu, leaned on his shoulder, and opened the book to herself.

"I understand, the difference between signing a contract and putting it on the shelves, right?"

Jiang Lu naturally turned his head to speak to Zhou Luwei, and then instinctively looked down from above.

Different from Zhou Luwei's innocent impression, her figure is quite contrasting.

Facing Jiang Lu, she was defenseless. It was obvious that she had a great affection for Jiang Lu. It seemed that no matter what Jiang Lu did now, she would not resist.

But it was a pity that Jiang Lu couldn't arouse any interest when he thought that she was a writer of Danmei.

So he also took out the textbook he brought and read it carefully.

Although he was not interested in the academy's cultivation methods, he was very interested in Liu Bei's level in this world.

He didn't notice that Zhou Luwei, who had been staring at the few lines of words in the book over and over again, turned to read the book when he saw him, a trace of disappointment flashed across her face covered by her long hair.

But soon, the disappointment turned into satisfaction.

My junior brother is actually a gentleman who has emerged from the mire and is untainted. Oh no, I like him even more.

Just as she was burying her head in silly joy, Jiang Lu's brows furrowed deeper and deeper.

He couldn't help but ask: "Is this a textbook? Master's proud work when he was young?"

"Ah?" Zhou Luwei came back to her senses and nodded: "Yes, how are you? Do you feel like you can't hold it anymore? It's okay, senior sister, I can do that."

"No, why can't I hold back anymore?"

Jiang Lu was speechless:

"This thing can be used to prove enlightenment? Are you kidding me?"

"Eh?"

"The characters cannot stand up, the plot is a mess, there is no highlight, the dialogue is abrupt, the meaty scenes are also very crude, and there is no imagination at all."

The more Jiang Lu talked, the more angry he became:

"Let's put it this way, none of the Ultra Mother fanfics I've read are duller than this one."

(End of this chapter)