Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

"What are you going to do?"

The question was like this, but the old man felt uneasy when he saw the hysterical appearance of the factory flower, and had an urge to stay away from Jiang Lu.

After all, this is really unbelievable.

At least he has never seen someone so charming. He can make people fascinated by just getting started. He even makes factory beauties forget the power of the factory director in public and say such anti-Tiangang words. .

His intuition told him that what the young man in front of him had shown was just the tip of the iceberg. He was far more mysterious and dangerous than he imagined.

"What should I do?"

As the party involved, Jiang Lu waved his hand:
"Don't bother."

"Ignore it?" Looking at Jiang Lu's back as he went straight to the cafeteria to cook, the time-honored man didn't know what to say.

After just a moment of hesitation, he made his decision.

Although he never regrets what he says, he will still help Jiang Lu if he wants to run away, but at least in front of others, he has to keep a distance from him.

So the time-honored brand chased after him and touched Jiang Lu with his tentacles:

"Then what, I suddenly have something to do, you can go and eat by yourself."

Jiang Lu could probably guess the reason, but he didn't point it out.

Nodding, Jiang Lu said "Yeah" and left calmly.

And over there, the secretary who came to convey the factory director's intentions to the factory flower had no choice but to return without success and left in anger.

"It feels like something is going to happen," the old man muttered to himself.

"Hey! Are you guys off work too?"

Jiang Luchong said hello to Bai Si who was waiting for him at the door of the cafeteria.

Bai Si turned around and breathed a sigh of relief: "Because we all get off work together, and you are finally here. I haven't seen you for so long and I thought something had happened to you."

"Something happened when I got off work. I stood aside and watched the excitement for a while, so it was a bit delayed."

Jiang Lu explained lightly.

Being able to stand by and watch the excitement, Bai Si took it for granted that this matter had nothing to do with Jiang Lu, so she didn't go into details and immediately talked about her experience there.

"It went very smoothly for me. Anyway, the supervisor's embarrassment that I imagined didn't happen. It was just a little strange. It was fine at first, but when the worker next to me found out that my work badge was written by the workshop director. At that time, they all changed from being friendly to avoiding me.”

"I know what's going on. Even though we were careful, we were still put together." Jiang Lu sighed.

"what happens?"

"It's a long story. Let's go in and find a corner to sit and talk. There are many people here."

"okay."

five minutes later.

The two of them packed their meals and found a relatively secluded place to sit down.

Maybe she was too tired, Bai Si started to eat with gusto as soon as she sat down, but Jiang Lu didn't have much appetite.

Because this is not food for people to eat.

The raw materials for the staff meals here are basically various types of defective products selected from various workshops, and then simply processed.

When he first saw it, Jiang Lu thought it was a crushed cherry tomato, but later he remembered that there was no such thing as a cherry tomato here. Once he got it, he couldn't retreat even if he wanted to.

The worker who served the meal may have noticed Jiang Lu's distaste and threatened him with punishment if he didn't finish his meal.

This is a bit disgusting.

The only good news is that this disgusting-looking thing seems to be better than what Bai Si eats in her intestines. At least she seems to enjoy these foods.

So Jiang Lu pushed the stewed blood impurities in front of Bai Si with disgust: "If you want to eat it, eat it all."

"Ah, don't you want to eat?" Bai Si blinked. She wanted to eat, but she was worried that Jiang Lu wouldn't be full.

"Not very hungry."

Jiang Lu shrugged. His evaluation was that it was not as good as the platelets he had eaten a few days ago, or even worse than the probiotics he had taken in his intestines.

"But I seem to hear your stomach growling," Bai Si reminded in a low voice.

Jiang Lu pouted when he heard this, a little embarrassed.

But luckily he had an idea.

After careful consideration, he made a bold attempt.

He inserted his left hand into his throat, and then began to use the secret technique - the Golden Finger of Time.

Then with a sound of "vomiting", he quickly dug out the medium-cooked platelets roasted by the Holy Fire of Heaven that he had eaten yesterday.

Because I had just put it into my mouth yesterday, the platelets were not only undigested, but had not even been chewed. They were even steaming and full of flavor.

Then he ate it again in front of Bai Si.

This operation stunned Bai Si.

"Ah, this is not"

Bai Si cannot understand this phenomenon:

"Are you not digesting it at all?"

"This is called rumination." Jiang Lu explained while swallowing.

Soon, under the shocked eyes of the other party, Jiang Lu swallowed his last bite.

Bai Si, who didn't really want to remember the scene just now, took a deep breath and planned to change the topic and reveal the horrific scene that had just happened.

But she was afraid of something. Before she opened her mouth, she heard Jiang Lu say: "Maybe she is exhausted and not full."

then
"vomit!"

Jiang Lu spit out the platelets he had just eaten, and then ate them again.

Bai Si couldn't hold herself any longer now.

The food that had just been eaten into her stomach finally spurted out from the corner of her mouth, accompanied by the gurgling sound in her throat.

So fucking disgusting!

But Jiang Lu quickly discovered the problem.

He didn't feel full after eating. Instead, he was even hungrier because of the intense physical exertion caused by tampering with the time many times.

“Why can’t I be full no matter how much I eat?!”

Jiang Lu didn't believe in the evil and continued to repeat the operation.

The same piece of platelet cells was eaten seven times in his mouth.

If the spirit of Platelet Zaitian knew about this, I'm afraid he would choose to rot in the blood vessel.

And soon, something more terrible happened.

Accompanied by a burst of sphincter movement.

Jiang Lu felt that there was something extra in his intestines, and it slipped in with a swish.

He finally understood.

Although the food you eat can be dug out, this also means that the energy you replenished yesterday and the shit you pooped out today have all disappeared from the past due to changes in the timeline.

Since the food was eaten today, it means that it did not replenish energy yesterday, let alone digest it, so today's poop becomes a false proposition.

So the feces that have been excreted will return to the intestines.

This is the price of playing with time!
"Fuck! Such a thing could happen?!"

Jiang Lu, who realized this, no longer dared to attack him casually.

He shook his legs involuntarily, his face full of nervousness.

"What's wrong with you?" Bai Si, who was delirious from vomiting, asked dejectedly.

"My stomach feels bad." Jiang Lu frowned: "Do you know where the toilet is?"

"I know, go out from here, turn right and go straight." Although she was weak, Bai Si still showed Jiang Lu the way thoughtfully. "Okay, I'll come back later and tell you more about what happened just now."

"You haven't mentioned it for so long. Now you remember it, right?"

"Don't scream!"

After saying that, Jiang Lu got up and hurried to the toilet.

Not long after he left the canteen, the factory director came straight to the canteen with a gloomy face.

"You little bastard, you dare to put a hat on me!"

The secretary beside him nodded and bowed while anxiously explaining: "Hands, I heard he used hands."

"Not even my hands! I have to throw him into the blender!"

"From what Lao Deng said, the Census Bureau has higher authority than the factory, but besides them, there should be someone above the factory director. If the heart hides the secret of the spiritual realm, it must be linked to the above."

Shiting is the time when people's thinking is most agile, so at this time, Jiang Lu was pacing his horse and thinking seriously:

"If these parties are colluding, then the factory director and the Census Bureau will probably be more unscrupulous, but now it seems that the higher authorities are fair and play a role in maintaining the balance and stability of the heart.

In this case, you should be able to gain something by finding a way to contact them.

But how to do it?”

Just as he was immersed in this thinking realm similar to Sherlock Holmes's mind palace, a pair of malicious eyes brought him back to reality.

The creepy feeling shocked Jiang Lu and cut him off completely.

"Who?!"

He turned back sharply.

Above the compartment, half of his face was hanging there, his eyes curved into an incredible arc.

This person actually kept staring at me!

when? !

When Jiang Lu saw the man's appearance clearly, he was surprised again.

That’s a factory flower!

"whee."

She let out a weird laugh without any intention of escaping, and there was no trace of embarrassment or embarrassment on her face, as if she was just waiting for Jiang Lu to find out.

Jiang Lu was not one to take advantage of things like this. He pulled up his pants, pushed open the door, and rushed to the cubicle.

Then, he discovered that the factory flowers were hanging on the wall in a twisted posture——

She put one hand on the top of the compartment, her legs, or tentacles, bent and spread apart to stick to the compartment. The other hand was hidden in the joint. She didn't know what she was doing. Her back was slightly raised and her body was shaking. .

Seeing this, Jiang Lu couldn't help but exclaimed: "What a strong core strength!"

At this moment, he suddenly thought of something and narrowed his eyes.

"If I remember correctly"

He pointed to the partition wall blocked by factory flowers: "Is there a hook there?!"

The factory flower smiled evilly, turned slightly to the side, and a glistening hook appeared innocently in front of Jiang Lu's eyes.

"Brilliant."

What else could Jiang Lu say?

"Do me a favor, little brother, while there is no one around now. I can't hold on any longer."

She seduced Jiang Lu with her seductive tone.

Jiang Lu was hungry, but he was not hungry.

He never reveals meaningless sex.

"This is the men's room, please leave quickly, otherwise I will call someone!" Jiang Luzheng said solemnly.

"Oh, you're still just a little pepper?" The factory flower chuckled, and then showed a cruel look: "Why didn't you think of this when you were in the workshop just now? It's all your fault that I'm like this now!!"

"Ah, I don't think it has anything to do with me. I didn't teach you how you are now. And you look very skilled. You know what I'm saying bro?"

Jiang Lu defended at a very fast speed.

"Of course I'm proficient. You have no idea what I've been through."

A line of clear tears flowed from the corners of Changhua’s eyes:
"Compared to the factory director, this finger-sized hook is already considered a monster. Woohoo."

"That is indeed a bit exaggerated."

"I was forced by you just now. He won't blame me, but... But after trying it once, I can't go back!!" Factory Flower roared: "This is all your fault, you must Responsible for solving it!”

The words were rough but not rough. To be honest, Jiang Lu had nothing to refute. He knew he was in the wrong.

He said helplessly and embarrassedly: "Anyway, you come down first. I can't continue to shit like this."

"Don't shit, pull me! Pull harder!"

"?"

Jiang Lu looked at Squidward's flowers and thought that the sister of the subfamily Polypodiae was really having fun.

Seeing that Jiang Lu didn't express his position for a long time, the factory flower became anxious and threw out his trump card:

"Didn't you just want to get past that old guy and see his superior? I can help you, but the premise is that you have to help me first."

"Ok?"

Jiang Lu became alert. As far as he knew, the people here did not have a language system. It was logically impossible to know what he was thinking without touching him:

"Did I say that?"

"You said it! Your antennae told me!"

Factory Flower is very determined:

"When you were squatting just now, I kept staring at your hanging tentacles. I don't know why, but I suddenly heard your voice. I'm sure that's what you said!"

"What the hell?"

Jiang Lu lowered his head and accused angrily:
"Asshole! Is your mouth like a cotton waistband? Why can't you hide any secrets?!"

Jiang Bao lowered his head in shame.

Sighing, Jiang Lu had no choice but to admit: "Since you already know, I won't hide it from you. You said you can help me, is it true?"

"Of course!" Factory Flower gritted her teeth: "I have been grudged against that old guy for a long time. With my identity, I secretly collected a lot of evidence of his crime. Even if you don't come, I will report it! "

"Okay, I believe you once." Jiang Lu then agreed: "But you have to wait a moment, I have to finish first."

"No, I told you that you don't need to pull it yourself."

"?What is this statement?"

Changhua didn't answer her, but wrapped her tentacles around her and hit her with a suction cup.

Immediately afterwards, a force under the action of air pressure began to suck out, and Jiang Lu felt as if something was pulling on his soul.

"Oh? This is awesome!"

Jiang Lu stood up on tiptoes involuntarily, and what he had just withdrawn due to nervousness was sucked out again.

At the same time, Jiang Bao was also firmly sucked by the suction cups of the two tentacles, and then released, over and over again, just like cupping.

Soon, Jiang Bao turned into the shape of corn.

It's just that the corn kernels are a bit big. After all, the size of the suction cup is right there, so there's nothing we can do about it.

"Use that, hurry up!"

Factory flowers urged.

Although he was a little hungry, he agreed after all. Jiang Lu had no choice but to nod and use his golden finger on Changhua again (end of chapter)