Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

Jiang Lu's fingers successfully inserted into the Black Wind Lord's eyes.

It's very soft and has no obstruction at all. It slides down to the bottom just like Zihart's Feikun cup.

Perhaps it was because Lord Black Wind's eyeballs were more elastic, so Jiang Lu deliberately picked at them with his fingers.

"What a big booger!"

He looked serious, as if facing a formidable enemy.

After a moment, Lord Black Wind suddenly came back to his senses and suddenly pulled his eye sockets out of Jiang Lu's fingers: "Ugh!!! My eyes!!!"

"Huh?" Hearing this, Jiang Lu narrowed his eyes: "Is it a cultural difference? Why are the nostrils here called eyes?"

Lord Black Wind, who was covering his eyes, had no time to argue with Jiang Lu. He pulled off his helmet and started washing his eyes with water.

"Bastard! Bastard bastard bastard!!"

When had he ever suffered such a loss?

If he hadn't suddenly seen someone walking through the box, and his curiosity overcame his alertness for a moment, he didn't believe there was any reason why he would be attacked.

And it wasn't until Lord Black Wind revealed his full face that Jiang Lu realized that the two holes he just saw were not his nostrils.

"I just said the proportions were wrong. Why are your nostrils so high? I almost thought you were Korean." Jiang Lu suddenly realized and added awkwardly.

While Lord Black Wind was washing his eyes, Jiang Lu also quickly observed the surrounding environment.

A simple Chinese-style palace, decorated with carved beams and painted columns, giving it an antique feel.

But what is not very harmonious is that there are many modern furniture and electrical appliances placed in the palace.

Although the appearance of the furniture is different from the furniture that Jiang Lu is familiar with, the purpose can still be seen at a glance.

Refrigerator, TV, radio and even a range hood.

It can be seen that this is another world with a higher level of civilization than the heart, and has completely entered the information age.

Needless to say, we have successfully reached the highest city in the universe, and the heroic guy in front of us, who is about three meters tall and is obviously larger than a normal human being, is naturally the Black Wind Lord served by the connector.

This impact on Baisi was undoubtedly greater. In just a few months, she experienced three consecutive jumps from the primitive tribe to the industrial age and then to the information age, and her worldview was constantly being refreshed.

What excites her even more than these new creations is that there is a spiritual energy here that is richer than the heart.

One day of natural breathing here may have brought her as much improvement as ten years of hard training in the intestines.

“Mrs. is amazing”

"What a miraculous chicken?!" Lord Blackwind wiped his eyes, and with his red eye sockets and blurred vision, he asked frantically: "Who the hell are you?!"

"Eh?" Jiang Lu was stunned for a moment: "Didn't your Ma Zai tell you that we were coming?"

"you?"

Lord Black Wind finally reacted:
"You just got the ledger, right?"

"Yeah." Jiang Lu nodded: "It seems like he told you after all."

"What about the remaining half of the ledger?"

Lord Blackwind asked anxiously.

At this moment, he had no time to pursue the matter of Jiang Lu poking him in the eye. He only wanted to get the remaining half of the account book so that he could study how far his opponent had secretly developed.

This feeling of being kept in the dark is simply a torment for him. If he can't even figure out the strength of his opponent, he really deserves to be played to death.

However, facing the urgent Black Wind Lord, Jiang Lu frowned.

He saw that Lord Blackwind seemed to be eager for the ledger even more than his anger at his presumptuous actions, so he believed that the other party would not embarrass him after getting the ledger.

And he did promise to give the account book to the lord behind the connector as a reward after he got the brain.

Both emotionally and rationally, he had no reason to refuse.

It's just that he didn't know the complex situation in his brain at that time, but now the situation has changed, so he was a little hesitant to take out this only bargaining chip.

If it were simply left to Lord Black Wind, it would be difficult to find a suitable entry point if he wanted to get involved in the disputes between the lords.

When he hesitated, Lord Black Wind was obviously a little impatient: "What are you waiting for? Give it to me quickly!"

Um.
From the looks of it, it seems that not handing it over will have the opposite effect, which is also not possible.

In that case
"Then close your eyes." Jiang Lu said.

Lord Blackwind was puzzled: "Why?"

"Because the way I hide things is a trade secret. If word gets out, I won't be able to get away with it on the street."

"Do you think I care about that kind of thing?" Lord Black Wind felt speechless for a while: "Is it possible that I will still talk like a talkative woman?"

"Then who knows?" Jiang Lu shrugged: "Also, why do you say long-tongued women but not long-tongued men? I strongly condemn your behavior of labeling based on stereotypes, and suspect that you are disrespectful to women. ”

"Divine gold." Lord Black Wind expressed his incomprehension and sneered: "It made me laugh."

"After all, the Tut Girl Fist still can't penetrate the dimensional wall?" Jiang Lu was a little depressed, feeling helpless that he had nowhere to put his skills to use: "It seems that although it is the information age, there is not so much information. It seems that it was before opening your eyes to see the world. stage of civilization.”

Seeing Jiang Lu always talking about him, the Black Wind Lord was still a little anxious and didn't bother to bother with him: "Forget it, just close your eyes anyway, right? You'd better come up with what I want." s things."

After saying that, Lord Blackwind closed his eyes.

It doesn't matter if you close your eyes like this. The red eye sockets, the swollen eyelids, the long eyelashes and the thick black eyebrows make people feel perfect.

Jiang Lu, who was about to take out the remaining half of the account book from Jiang Bao, obviously realized the secret, and was caught without paying attention.

"This steamed bun should only be found in heaven, how many times can you smell it in the human world?"

When he came to his senses again, he found that Jiang Bao had been thrust into the eyelid of one of Lord Black Wind's eyes.

And his left hand had already dug out Lord Black Wind's other eye.

"Damn it, I've been exposed all day long, and I actually asked you to lie to me." Jiang Lu cursed in a low voice that he was hopeless: "I actually thought for a damn moment just now that I was flying together."

"What? Again?"

Lord Blackwind said as if he had seen a ghost. He thought Jiang Lu was going to poke his eyes again.

He subconsciously leaned back, but to Jiang Lu's surprise, he didn't know whether it was because his eyes were too swollen to open or because he wanted to abide by the agreement. In short, he never opened his eyes.

Jiang Lu was startled, thinking that he had chosen to take advantage of the situation.

"Don't move!" Jiang Lu said in a deep voice, "I'm helping you heal your injuries, so hold on tight!"

"Take care of yourself! What I want is the account book!"

But even though Lord Black Wind said this, his eyes were still clenched honestly.

The thick eyelashes scratched Jiang Bao, and the foreign object entered his eyes, and the eyeballs that moved reflexively squeezed the top of Jiang Bao's head.

It’s like there’s a ricochet stuffed into the Feikun cup!
Jiang Lu closed his eyes and felt it with his heart, but Bai Si on the side was just dumbfounded.

It's really perverted. She turned sideways and chose not to look at this weird scene.

However, Jiang Lu was not deceiving Lord Black Wind.

As we all know, his ginger treasure is a healing weapon, and the holy water can cure all diseases. A mere eye disease is just a matter of a drop.

As for the other eye, it is even more simple and crude.

Jiang Lu directly used the evil left hand that penetrated into his eyelids to directly block the thrust he had made five minutes ago, thus solving the root cause of the eye swelling problem.

So soon, both Lord Black Wind's eyes returned to normal.

"Huh? There is no strange feeling anymore, and it actually works?!" Lord Black Wind said in surprise when he felt the discomfort disappear.

"Of course." Jiang Lu pressed Lord Black Wind's forehead, pulled out Jiang Bao with a pop, and said proudly while wiping it: "The medical skills passed down in my family are not in vain. I can open my eyes now."

Lord Blackwind slowly opened his eyes after hearing this.

“I can really see clearly, it’s amazing!”

Wiping the moisture from the corner of his left eye, Lord Black Wind glanced at the thing in his hand: "Hey, what is this?"

"Don't worry about what it is, look at what it is first." Jiang Lu diverted his attention and pointed to the desk in front of him.

Lord Blackwind looked down and saw nothing.

Rubbing his eyes, he said doubtfully: "Nothing."

"Well, it seems that I can indeed see clearly." Jiang Lu nodded with satisfaction.

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Just when Lord Black Wind wanted to ask where the agreed account book was, Jiang Lu spoke first.

"You should be a daughter, right?"

After saying that, Jiang Lu calmly looked directly into Lord Black Wind's eyes.

It wasn't until he saw the thick white blood flowing from his left eye that he looked away in embarrassment.

"you"

Lord Blackwind looked unnatural for a moment:
"Of course I don't."

"Don't try to lie to me!"

Jiang Lu interrupted her loudly.

He roared a bit crazily and hysterically:
"Just now I was wondering, how could any man be immune to any damage from that punch? At first I thought it was because of the differences in the world, but now that I think about it, it's simply because you are one of them! "

Lord Blackwind froze on the spot.

"I have a special ability."

Jiang Lu took a deep breath, calmed down, and continued:

"There is a magical radar in my body, which can automatically identify all women in the crowd, no matter how deeply hidden they are, whether they are wearing makeup, changing sex, taking or injecting hormones, or even other more radical changes.

I was able to identify her most primitive and fundamental chromosomal gender.

I don’t know if you’ve heard of the connection between picky eaters and allergies.

Sometimes picky eating may not be a sign of picky taste, but the brain is sending signals to tell your body that you must not eat certain foods, because your brain knows that they are allergens to you. , will harm your body.

And the radar I’m talking about is based on this principle.”

Jiang Lu paused, pointed at his head, and said confidently:

“My body tells me who I am as a woman, and because of that, there’s no way I’m going to react to any gender other than women!

Even if a man looks more like a woman, even if I can't tell the difference and am confused, my body will still tell me with the most realistic reaction whether I am facing a man or a woman!

So. So.”

Speaking of this, Jiang Lu gritted his teeth and his eyes turned red:

"Even if it's just your eyes, if you make me so embarrassed, you can't be a man!

So, stop pretending to be stupid, Lord Black Wind, I have seen through your disguise! "

"Ah, you're not sick, are you?"

Lord Blackwind had goosebumps all over his body.

Why do you have to say this in a tone that sounds like a declaration of decisive battle?
Um? Wait a moment.
Lord Black Wind suddenly realized something.

What does it mean to have a reaction?

She silently stretched out her hand to wipe her eyes, then lowered her head to examine the things in her hands carefully.

Ah, suddenly I know what this is
"You are really fucking sick."

"I don't care, just tell me you're a woman!" Jiang Lu said and was about to burst into tears.

"However." Lord Black Wind suddenly smiled and raised his lips: "Yes, you are right, I am indeed a woman. Since I became the Lord of Black Wind Mountain, I will always wear this armor. No one knows about this anymore. If you can detect it, you have some ability."

Hearing this, Jiang Lu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Although it was just eyelids, he almost wanted to cut off Jiang Bao just now.

Fortunately, due to his careful thinking and his absolute trust in Jiang Bao, this did not cause a catastrophe.

"Then I won't be violating my principles."

"Your principle is not to touch men, right?" Seeing his serious look, Lord Black Wind couldn't help but feel a little ridiculous: "According to what you said, as long as it is a woman, then you can do it even if it is a dead person. do you accept?"

Jiang Lu did not answer directly, but said lightly: "Hidden Gang!"

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"Four times!"

"Godly gold!"

Lord Black Wind certainly would not think that Jiang Lu was seriously stating a fact.

But she suddenly thought of what her contact had mentioned to her about Jiang Lu.

He opened the safe, and it was the World Destroyer who ascended from the reproductive world again.

With that said, it's no wonder that his body has such mysterious abilities.

You can recover from your injuries in an instant, if you were on the battlefield against that guy.
Thinking of this, Lord Blackwind couldn't help but have the idea of ​​​​drawing Jiang Lu under his command.

But after all, he was scheming. Knowing that Jiang Lu was just promoted, the Black Wind Lord did not want to expose his intentions too obviously, lest Jiang Lu raise the price and negotiate terms with him, and he did not want Jiang Lu to notice that he was strong on the outside but weak on the inside. , ran to join his mortal enemy.

Therefore, she tentatively said:

"Although you brought me what I needed, you have done so many rude things to me, and you know my secrets. How can I not hold you responsible for these mistakes?" Woolen cloth?"

Jiang Lu thought for a while: "Then just gouge me." (Sorrowful

"?" (End of this chapter)