Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

But Hu Ji's attitude towards this little mushroom power is obviously different from Jiang Lu's.

"Wow! So cute."

Jiang Lu didn't hesitate at all and advised earnestly: "Actually, you don't have to sell your soul to please me."

"No, I really think it's cute." Hu Ji said seriously.

"." Jiang Lu was silent for a moment: "You are invincible."

He was not kidding, he really had to turn over layer after layer of fat to find this thing, and after finding it, he didn't dare to let go of the meat easily, for fear that he would lose it again after spreading the fat back.

Even Jiang Lu didn't know how to get the thing hiding in the meat out.

"It's like a missile silo. For a person like you, you are quite socially anxious," Jiang Lu commented.

No wonder it’s called the Ultimate Trial, it’s really difficult!
At this moment, Jiang Lu suddenly recalled the famous words of the famous special forces soldier He Chenguang: The trajectory of my gun is biased to the left, because on the battlefield, if I die, I don’t want the enemy to pick up my gun and use it directly.

His expression gradually became solemn.

Damn it! As expected of the Grand Marshal of the Underworld, he even took this into account?

To launch a charge with an unsuitable weapon was an unprecedented challenge even for Jiang Lu.

And there is another thing that he cares about.

Using the original owner's body, is it the original owner who was NTR or is it me who was NTR?
Just as he was thinking about this question that was worth further investigation, he suddenly felt some discomfort in his intestines.

Jiang Lu guessed that it might be because Bai Si left the small intestine and did not continue to stockpile and scavenge at the source of the world, causing the upper reaches of the small intestine to be unable to withstand the pressure and burst.

This feeling is very subtle, and there is a hazy feeling that seems to be true but not true.

Jiang Lu frowned and bet it was bullshit.

But unfortunately, he lost the bet.

"Oh shit!" Feeling the warmth under his butt, Jiang Lu stood up in shock.

"What's going on? Where's my sphincter?"

In fact, until the moment of shipment, Jiang Lu thought it was just a fart, because only gas would not be obstructed and there would be no feeling of stagnation.

But reality gave him a hard slap in the face.

It turns out that for some people, their farts are silent.

Jiang Lu forgot An Dan's identity, and also forgot that this kind of person should not be taken lightly when faced with such a situation where one has to choose between happiness and other.

This unprecedented feeling of shame suddenly made Jiang Lu's mind go blank.

As a person who had learned to control his time and rhythm at an age when other children couldn't even control their pee and poop, this hot and wet feeling gave him goose bumps all over his body. He subconsciously lowered his head, not daring to look up to see Hu Ji's reaction.

But who knew that the latter seemed to have become accustomed to it.

"Your incontinence has become more and more frequent recently."

Instead of blaming her, Hu Ji's face was full of heartache:
"I really don't know how the Yin Emperor is ravaging you. What should I do if this continues?"

Hearing this, Jiang Lu trembled, and then slowly raised his head.

Yeah, that’s right. Anyway, this body and this face are not mine, so why should I be ashamed?
Thinking of this, he showed a strong smile on his face again, and while letting Hu Ji help wipe his butt, he taught her a lesson: "Women's views! Men are big mouths and eat all kinds of things. You only see that I fart silently, but you don't know that this means that my career is smooth!"

"I feel sorry for you," Hu Ji said aggrievedly, "and because of the medicine that Yindi gave you, your health is getting worse day by day."

Oh, so An Dan is still a little drug addict, right?

No wonder when I was in the brain, I heard that there was an irreversible collapse in the reproductive world. It was basically killed by drugs.

In this sense, the missile launcher is understandable.

“So this is hell difficulty.”

Jiang Lu was in distress.

He did not stop in the novice village of Chrysanthemum Village, was not squeezed dry by white silk in the small intestine, did not die in the hands of the immune system in the capillaries, did not waste his heart in the unscrupulous factory, and did not die in the brain in the war between lords.

But now, he fell in front of a little medicine girl.

No matter how many tricks Jiang Lu has or how rich his experience is, if he doesn't have even the most basic production tools, he will be powerless.

But he did not back down.

Since An Dan asked Hu Ji to discuss important matters here, the situation may be difficult, but the missile launcher should not be completely useless, right?
Jiang Lu originally thought so, but...
"How about you straighten your upper body a little more?"

"Is this like this?" Hu Ji followed Jiang Lu's instructions and posed with somewhat unfamiliar and stiff movements.

"Well, then straighten your legs and bend your toes slightly, as if you want to feed your feet to my mouth."

"Well, I'll try."

"Then open your gauze dress. If you have a bellyband, pull the top down a little, then lift the bottom hem, twist it into a belt and tie it around your waist, exposing your upper and lower hemispheres."

"Okay." Hu Ji did as she was told and asked curiously, "But where did you learn all this? Even I feel a little embarrassed."

Hearing this, Jiang Lu couldn't help but feel emotional.

Even this concubine who was kept and used her beauty to please others felt embarrassed, don't those welfare women know shame? !
Where is justice, where is morality, and where is the address?

"Don't worry about these things for now." Jiang Lu waved his hands and gritted his teeth and said, "The key is that I didn't react at all."

"Ah." Hu Ji twisted her body to cover her wet skirt and said in frustration, "Is this not okay?"

With a sigh, she took out a double-ended mortise and tenon joint device and said, "It seems that this is the only way."

Then, she put one end on herself and fixed it, then patted Jiang Lu's butt: "Husband, turn around."

"What do you mean? What do you mean?!"

Jiang Lu blushed immediately. He felt greatly mocked and humiliated.

"How can I let you use that while I'm here?"

"It's okay, don't force yourself." Hu Ji comforted him gently, trying to soothe his emotions.

But she didn't realize what the problem was.

Jiang Lu’s dignity cannot be insulted!

But under the pressure of reality, he had to compromise and settle for the next best thing: "Whether there is medicine or not, maybe taking some medicine will be enough."

"It's useless." Hu Ji shook her head: "You went through so much trouble to find the ancient dragon blood, but after you drink it, it's useless, right? There is no medicine in the world that can replenish your body better than that."

"Tsk, so this is how real dragon blood comes from?" Jiang Lu muttered.

It seems that the medicine that Yin Di gave is quite strong.

Looking down at his hands, Jiang Lu felt the deep malice from the will of the world.

Only allowing your consciousness to log in, but not allowing yourself to bring equipment, isn't this difficult?
Jiang Lu, ah Jiang Lu, think of a solution quickly, think about what Jiang Bao would do at this time!
At this moment, a dusty memory deep in his mind seemed to sense the call and broke out. At the same time, a questioning voice appeared in Jiang Lu's heart: Have you forgotten everything? Before you cultivated the peerless divine root, how did you, Jiang Lu, get through that difficult time? You can't remember it at all? !

Jiang Lu was stunned.

Yes, yes
All along, I have been too dependent on Jiang Bao, so much so that I almost forgot that it is not Jiang Bao who is strong, but my will!
I remember it. I remember it all.
Andan, although you are a greasy, disgusting, ugly-looking little drug girl whom I despise the most, and a fat pig who is willing to sell his soul for fame and fortune.

But
Thank you for helping me find myself again.

"Perhaps this is the tempering of the heart in the mortal world?" Jiang Lu suddenly smiled with relief: "When I lose everything I once had, I will find out what is truly precious."

today.

I'm Jiang Lu,
Enter the immortal realm on earth again!

Looking at his weird look, Hu Ji felt a little fluttering in her heart for no reason.

like
It was as if a halo appeared around the man in front of him, and even his originally ugly face became inexplicably handsome.

"Husband, what are you talking about?"

"I'll tell you." Jiang Lu was no longer confused: "Do you know what is truly precious?"

"What is it?" asked Hu Ji.

Jiang Lu answered without hesitation: "It is the courage to overcome difficulties and the wisdom to create something from nothing! Along the way, I thought I gained a lot, but only now I found that I lost more. If it weren't for you, I might have been walking on the wrong path and become a person who only relies on strength."

Hu Ji thought about it seriously, but she still didn't seem to understand. She said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I don't quite understand."

"It doesn't matter, you don't need to understand." Jiang Lu raised his lips confidently: "You just need to know that I am terribly strong now!"

Hu Ji was stunned.

It has been a long time since I have seen such a confident look on my husband's face.

Once upon a time, he was also that peerless macho man with eight-pack abs, double-door bone-piercing spikes and no CD.
"So, what are you going to do?" Hu Ji's voice trembled with excitement.

"Hehe." Jiang Lu smiled without saying anything.

He intends to speak for himself through his actions.

He raised his left hand, then reached behind him, and then used his fingers to dig into the deep ravine.

Hu Ji was startled by his sudden action: "What are you doing?"

Jiang Lu frowned, his expression slightly painful, but he still forced a smile.

“The truly strong are good at finding opportunities in desperate situations, because they only think about what they have, rather than assuming that it would be nice if they had something else.”

"No, I'm asking what you want to do."

"so!"

Jiang Lu didn't care about Hu Ji's complaints at all. He continued to operate while talking to himself:
“So when I got connected, the first thing I started thinking about was what I had.

Yes, I was drugged by Yin Di and he took away my rights as a man.

This is irreparable damage to my body.

but!

As long as you have a little experience in medicine, you will know that the so-called medicine is nothing more than hormones that only destroy the endocrine system.

It can deprive an organ of its function, but it cannot take away the organ itself.

so.
Ah, I found it."

Jiang Lu's painful expression finally eased.

Because he found what he was looking for, the moment he came into contact with that thing, the pain was replaced by happiness.

What’s even more amazing is that the missile launch stem, which had originally shown no response no matter how it was tossed around, miraculously emerged from the thick fat like bamboo shoots after a spring rain.

"How is this possible?!" Hu Ji was shocked and looked incredulous.

She didn't know that the King Jiang Huo, who was so debauched that women longed to get him and men longed to be him, who even forced the current Yin Emperor to feel inferior in front of women and become addicted to binary, who had overthrown all the heavens and worlds, also had a dark past of impotence.

That was before he became an immortal.

At that time, he was suffering from impotence, and for this reason he rejected many female fairies who wanted to become his Taoist partner.

Without a companion, he was seen by others as a madman who was only interested in attaining enlightenment. However, no one knew how much pain he felt in his heart whenever he felt lonely after practicing.

At that time, he could only entertain himself by scratching the front line.

As the saying goes:
There is a bunch of leeks around the waist, but I catch them alone without any fragrance.

Raising the hips to invite the bright moon, my shadow and I become three people.

It was for this reason that, after achieving an immortal body and getting rid of the worries of worldly diseases, he began to retaliate by throwing away his monthly energy, and gradually turned into King Jiang Huo.

But even though he has never used this trick again, it doesn't mean that he is rusty at it.

The situation of An Dan was perfect for this skill that he had long forgotten.

He is even more suitable than Jiang Lu back then, and can be called the congenital prostate massage saint, because he farts without making any sound, and there is no need for a special lever, it is very convenient to reach in.

Although the sword cannot be unsheathed with just visual, auditory and tactile stimulation, but with the internal and external training and the manual filling step, you will definitely win!
Seeing Hu Ji's reaction at this time, Jiang Lu was very satisfied.

"This is the real primary productive force!" Jiang Lu laughed: "Don't underestimate a man's creativity when he wants to reward himself, asshole!"

After saying this, without waiting for Hu Ji's response, Jiang Lu grinned and read thousands of books, writing like a god.

Hu Ji, who was used to using props, couldn't adapt to this all of a sudden. Soon she was sweating profusely and begging for mercy.

"My husband, I didn't expect that you didn't feel rusty at all during such a long time. You... You are even better now!"

"Hehehe, don't worry, the parts you like won't be left out!"

In order to fulfill his obsession of An Dan 100%, Jiang Lu used all his power and force, and directly used the double-ended mortise and tenon connection device, which represented the humiliation of men, to divide Hu Ji's troops into two groups, pretending to build a plank road but secretly attacking Chencang.

"Oops! I never said I liked this aaaaaaaaaaaaa."

But Hu Ji just exclaimed, resisted symbolically and then stopped resisting.

In the blink of an eye, Hu Ji was flowing like the Three Gorges Dam.
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【Say No to Yindi】(End of this chapter)