unlucky.

It's really unlucky.

Jiang Lu never expected that the development of things would deviate from his expectations from the very beginning.

What's even more unlucky is that the Ultimate Trial was not updated because of Jiang Lu's "Say No to the Yin Emperor". Instead, a bracket appeared after the prompt, with 2/100 written in the bracket.

what?
Oh.

Okay, okay, the resentment is so deep, right?

Jiang Lu then realized that he didn't have to refuse just now. It would be enough to find the right opportunity to refuse or refute 100 times during the conversation.

Thinking of this, his expression became extremely ugly.

This is even more disgusting than finding a used balloon in a pretty girl's white cotton socks.

When I looked up, I saw Yin Di's face full of helplessness. Then he reached out to take off his glasses, tilted his head slightly, and pulled open his collar, as if to say: I really can't do anything with you.

Grass!
Jiang Lu hurriedly tried to make amends: "I was just kidding, don't do it, Brother Jie!"

[3/100]

Yin Di was startled for a moment, then slowly put his glasses back on, squinted his eyes and asked, "What did you call me?"

Fortunately, Jiang Lu reacted quickly: "Ah, no, I think you are the greatest and most outstanding master in the history of the underworld, so I have been calling you Brother Jie in private. I just blurted it out in a hurry. I definitely didn't call you by anyone else's name. This is my respectful name for you."

"Is that so?" Hearing the praise, Yindi's lips slightly curved upwards, and then asked: "Then why don't you call me Weige?"

"Oh awesome." Jiang Lu gave a thumbs up expressionlessly.

After all, he had had negative distance contact with Andan, and Yin Di also found that the person in front of him seemed a little abnormal.

He showed a hint of doubt: "You seem a little strange today."

"I," Jiang Lu explained while holding back his nausea, "I seem to have some endocrine disorders recently, and my hormones may be a little abnormal, so my mood may be a little different from usual, but it's okay."

"I see." Yin Di suddenly nodded with satisfaction: "It seems that you still take the medicine I gave you well."

Jiang Lu had no choice but to answer: "No! I didn't eat today!"

[4/100]

After he finished speaking, Jiang Lu noticed that Yin Di's expression gradually became serious, so he added: "Actually, I ate it every day before, but I don't feel well today and don't want to eat it."

Yin Di's expression relaxed again.

"It's okay to stop taking it temporarily if you feel uncomfortable, but you still have to keep taking it. Those medicines will be good for you in the future." After giving instructions, Yin Di straightened his collar and asked curiously, "Then I don't understand. Since you didn't come to me to hand in your homework and the battle on the front line has been suspended, why did you suddenly come to me?"

Jiang Lu pursed his lips and said nothing.

He couldn't think of any reasonable reason to get away with it.

Seeing Jiang Lu’s nervous expression and silence, Yin Di seemed to understand something.

"I see. Are you here to ask about the pressure the Lord Gods are putting on me?"

Jiang Lu was immediately overjoyed, this reason was just right.

So he shook his head: "No! I actually came to ask you how you plan to deal with the pressure from the main gods."

[5/100]

Yin Di was puzzled: "Isn't this the same thing?"

"But this is really important to me." Jiang Lu said seriously.

"Ok."

Yin Di knew that when a person's endocrine system is out of balance, not only will his emotions be unstable, but his speech may also lack logic, so he didn't delve into it further.

"Speaking of this, it's actually not a big deal. You don't need to worry about it. Once this is over, just do what you need to do. Don't worry about them."

"I won't!" Jiang Lu refused sternly: "What if they affect our plan?"

[6/100]

Hearing this, Yin Di was silent for a moment: "What are our plans?"

"Ah?" Jiang Lu was confused.

After a moment of silence, Jiang Lu said awkwardly: "The plan to attack the underworld."

Then the Yin Emperor was also confused: "Attack the underworld. What's the plan?"

"you ask me?"

"That's true." Yin Di fell into deep thought: "What's the plan?"

This reaction left Jiang Lu confused.

At first he was worried that Yin Di might have actually told An Dan about the purpose of attacking the underworld, but because he didn't know, he deliberately used a more ambiguous statement.

But who knows, it seems that Yin Emperor himself doesn't know why he attacked the underworld.

But if there is no reason, why would it go to this extent?
"So, you don't actually know why we're attacking the underworld, do you?"

"Well, now that you mention it." Yin Di frowned, looking a little distressed: "It feels like an instinct, just like a newborn baby knows how to eat without being taught. In my subconscious, it's right to do so, so I did it without ever considering the reason."

After listening, Jiang Lu first carefully savored Yin Di's words, and then a sense of identification arose spontaneously.

That makes sense. It seems like there’s no reason why I like cooking with girls.

Thinking of this, he gave her a resolute look of approval.

"I understand."

"Can you understand?" Yin Di was a little surprised, but soon nodded approvingly and said, "You are worthy of being the Grand Marshal I recognize."

Which Grand Marshal do you approve of?
I'm afraid he's not the handsome guy you think he is.

But Jiang Lu didn't complain after all.

He changed the subject and said, "But there is one thing I don't understand, if there is no reason, then why would we go against the gods for the sake of the underworld?
Of course, I am not questioning whether you are inferior to those main gods, but after all, they all possess unfathomable divine power. It is not a wise choice to rashly become hostile to them, right?
Especially when there's no real reason for us to do so."

"I just have to do it." Yin Di shook his head: "Because I think it's right."

Jiang Lu was feeling suspicious.

What kind of reason is this? Just because you think it is right, it is right?
This is a crazy person.

Why is it that the Lords of the Underworld today don't follow the three elements of "correctness, objectivity, and effectiveness" in doing things?

Without waiting for Jiang Lu to choose his words, Emperor Yin continued to explain confidently:
“And I’m not being arrogant when I say it’s not a big deal, because those who ended up here are just some down-and-out gods, characters who are not presentable. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn’t even give them a second glance.

To put it bluntly, I should be happy if I don't cause them trouble, but now they are taking advantage of me. This is really unreasonable.

Especially that Japanese god, whose name is Ame-no-Tsuchimiya. I felt inexplicably angry when I saw him for the first time.

It is said that he is the chief god of heaven. Compared with our heaven, he is just a small mountain village. I don't know where he got the nerve to flatter himself like this."

Jiang Lu felt that this sentence was indeed quite pertinent.

Japan is just a tiny country, and the so-called national war is just like a few villages fighting each other, which has no value at all.

But when the words came to his lips, they turned into: "No!"

[7/100]

Yin Di raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong?" "I think the village is too big, it's just a yard."

"No problem."

Yin Di immediately gave his approval and then comforted him:

"So you don't have to worry. There are also differences among the main gods. It is not difficult to deal with these poor people. The underworld is now doomed. Nothing can stop us from moving forward."

"But can you ensure that other gods as powerful as you will not be defeated?" Jiang Lu continued to question: "We are now attacking the underworld, which is as famous as the underworld. You must know the pros and cons of this."

"I know, but I don't care because I think it's the right thing to do." Yin Di still insisted.

Jiang Lu felt that Yin Di was showing off and establishing the persona of a righteous boy.

For this guy, Jiang Lu can only give 8.5 points out of 1.5 because he currently has points.

In short, no matter what, he just thinks he is right, and it is the culture that limits his level of cognition.

Jiang Lu's ultimate goal is to restore order, bring down the Yin Emperor, and get everything back on track. He does not want to see the underworld completely destroyed.

Those ghost soldiers outside who seem to be suffering from some illness or have unspeakable secrets are already a signal.

If I wait until the time comes to take everything back and am faced with a mess like this, it will be hard to say whether it is a success or a burden.

"No, I think you have to think about this seriously." [8/100]

Jiang Lu was more serious than ever before, and even stopped using honorifics to conceal his identity:

“You can not care, but you have to care about the whole underworld.

Even if you can successfully defeat the underworld, it will be a miserable victory. Even if the other main gods choose not to speak out due to your current strength, they will definitely take action when the time comes.

By then, it won’t be just a matter of talking anymore. They will become the fishermen who benefit from the conflict between the snipe and the clam.”

Yin Di didn't say anything, he just stared at Jiang Lu calmly.

Jiang Lu no longer showed fear on purpose and just looked at him.

After a long time, Yin Di's eyelids suddenly twitched uncontrollably.

Then, a slight struggle showed on his face, and then he suddenly grinned, his teeth clenched tightly together, looking as if he was in great pain.

The next moment, he held his head tightly with his hands, bent over and squatted on the ground.

In the end, he half-knelt down, his bent spine trembling as if he was about to mutate.

"What's going on?" Jiang Lu was so shocked that he took two steps back.

He looked around and said to Yin Di nervously, "Although there is no one around, it is not allowed to bump into someone."

Yin Di still didn't respond at all.

Jiang Lu looked around again.

Yes, there is no one around, and it seems like no one knows what I do, and no one will stop me.

As the saying goes, anger comes from the heart, and evil comes from the courage.

He was afraid of Yin Di’s strength before, but now he looked like he had completely lost his ability to resist, and Jiang Lu couldn’t help but want to kill him.

Want to try it?

Anyway, this body is not mine now.

And since the mission is still in progress, it means that strictly speaking, I am still in the spiritual realm, and my life will not be in any danger with the resurrection coins.

If you miss this opportunity, you may never get it again.
Strands of black negative energy gradually rose from Jiang Lu's hands, and the space around his hands began to distort. In a trance, he could vaguely hear shrill wails and screams coming from his hands.

This is An Dan's most powerful trick - a kingdom of corpses in the palm of his hand that is refined using countless sinful people from the underworld.

Although An Dan was brain dead, his divinity and the foundation he had cultivated over countless years were still there, without any loss.

If it is launched at the level of a god, it will be enough to make a large world lose its vitality in an instant.

Jiang Lu, who used An Dan's body to revive, was already stronger than Jiang Jiesese whom he met in the spiritual realm [Yin Yang Evil Sect] just by his current aura.

Taking a deep breath, Jiang Lu gradually approached the clitoris, which was half-kneeling on the ground, with its head lowered, and in great pain.

Without any hesitation, as decisively as a naughty kid lighting firecrackers and throwing them into the sewer, Jiang Lu folded his hands and slapped Yin Di hard on the back of his head.

But just when the corpse kingdom in his palm was about to smash Yin Di's head with tremendous resentment, Jiang Lu suddenly felt an irresistible force, which stopped his hands just millimeters away from Yin Di's head, and he could not move forward any further.

It's a scam!

Jiang Lu hurriedly tried to retract his hands, but what he didn't expect was that not only could he not continue to take pictures, he couldn't even retract them.

It's like being stuck and having no way out.

"what happened"

Before he could react, he saw the hair on Yin Di's head begin to fall off at a terrifying speed, and then a human face suddenly appeared on the back of his head.

The face was distorted and terrifying.

Upon closer inspection, Jiang Lu discovered that it was not on the surface of the skin, but beneath the skin.

It seemed to want to drill out, causing the clitoral scalp to bulge out, revealing the appearance of a human face underneath.

Seeing this, Jiang Lu couldn't help but show a look of horror.

"WTF?!"

At the same time, the clitoris became more and more painful, and the body trembled more and more intensely.

"Get out! Get out!" he suddenly yelled.

But the face kept twisting.

Jiang Lu realized something.

It's not that it wants to come out, it's the clitoris that wants to squeeze it out, but it wants to stay inside!
The current situation makes Jiang Lu increasingly confused.

At this moment, the human face seemed to sense Jiang Lu who was separated by a skin.

"Help me, help me"

A bewitching voice suddenly sounded in Jiang Lu's mind.

"Help me stay."

"Help me stop him"

"I will give you everything you want."

Jiang Lu was stunned. He felt that the voice was strangely familiar.

Perhaps sensing the flaw that Jiang Lu had revealed due to his daze, the voice continued to tempt him:
"I feel that you are an ambitious person, and I think you would be more suitable for the position of Lord of the Underworld than him.

Now, obey my orders and let me go back!
Although it is not possible now, I will make you the Lord of the Underworld in the future. I promise you in the name of other gods!"

Hearing the key words, Jiang Lu was shocked for a moment. He finally remembered where he had heard this voice.

Subconsciously, he asked, "Which foreign god? Is it the one whose wife got a sexually transmitted disease?"

"?"

The voice suddenly fell silent, and after a moment, it seemed to break:
"Why the hell are you everywhere?!" (End of this chapter)

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