Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

"Isn't this your cat? You don't want us to ride it?"

Seeing Huang Xiu'e lying on the ground scratching herself, the performer had a serious look on his face.

Before, Jiang Lu said that they had a means of transportation, and he actually had a glimmer of hope that Jiang Lu could repair a helicopter. However, he did not expect that after a strange cry, the cat he brought with him was called over.

It’s strange to say, this little guy, who looks no different from an ordinary cat in the real world, has undergone a huge change in this world, and his lower body has turned into a spider.

This made the performer subconsciously recall whether the plane was like this when it just crashed?
Unfortunately, when the plane crashed, they were all focused on the terrible situation in front of them. Even the owner Jiang Lu just remembered that he brought a cat with him. How could he have any impression of Huang Xiu'e at that time?

So he couldn't figure out whether this was the influence of the spiritual realm or a change that occurred after they started climbing Mount Gaishi.

The strangest thing is that cats don’t have an exorcist system, so how can they, as living creatures, enter the spirit realm?

However, seeing that Jiang Lu seemed accustomed to such situations, the performer had to suppress his doubts for the time being and waited to see what Jiang Lu would explain.

Jiang Lu, who called Huang Xiu'e to his side, also had a serious look on his face at this moment, standing there stroking his chin.

He realized a serious problem.

He was the one who brought Huang Xiu'e out of the Spirit Realm. He had never seen a similar case of this kind in the forum, so he couldn't help but worry that if he told everything, Huang Xiu'e would be taken away for slicing after leaving the Spirit Realm.

Ah, yes!

Jiang Lu suddenly thought of a win-win solution.

"This is not my cat. This is the guardian spirit of Gaishi Mountain." He said calmly, "It just happens to look a bit like my cat."

"Guardian spirit?"

"Yes, aren't you surprised? Why is there no living creature in such a big mountain? Of course, they are afraid of the guardian spirits here, so they dare not get close. As long as there are no living creatures, the possibility of the seal being accidentally triggered can be avoided. It can only be said that the person who sealed Jin Yao is too meticulous."

Jiang Lu explained with gestures:

"Also, we climbed the mountain for forty-nine days, and it climbed up in less than five minutes. How could it be my cat? What kind of cat can run so fast?"

Scythe was skeptical: "Then why can you call it here?"

"Because it has been instigated by Jin Yao for a long time, and as someone who helped her break the seal, it is reasonable for me to control it, right?"

"Is that so?" The performer and the sickle asked Jin Yao for confirmation.

The latter nodded reluctantly: "That's it."

"Alright." Jiang Lu breathed a sigh of relief and clapped his hands to Huang Xiu'e: "Guardian Spirit, grow bigger and take us to Kunlun Mountain."

Huang Xiu'e continued to tickle Jiang Lu with her back to him, without even looking at him, pretending not to hear.

"Don't pretend, I saw your ears move!"

Like all cats, she yawned and then lay down.

"Didn't you say you could drive it?" the performer asked when Jiang Lu was most embarrassed.

"Don't worry."

Jiang Lu tried his best to maintain his dignity, approached Huang Xiu'e, squatted beside her and whispered something to her.

Scythe couldn't bear to see him pretending to work so hard, so he said to Jin Yao, "How about you say a few words to it?"

But Jin Yao shook her head: "Don't worry, wait a little longer."

Are you kidding? This is not a real guardian spirit. She doesn’t even know where Huang Xiu’e came from. She doesn’t even know this guy. Even Jiang Lu can’t do it, so how can she?
But at this moment, Huang Xiu'e's ears suddenly moved again, and then she raised her head suddenly, with a glimmer of hope in her big eyes.

Jiang Lu understood what she meant and patted his chest: "I'm not lying to you, it must be true!"

Immediately afterwards, Huang Xiu'e stood up, and in a gust of wind, she transformed herself into the complete form of the cat-worm again. The space on her back was more than enough for four people to sit.

Jiang Lu finally breathed a sigh of relief and clapped his hands like a tour guide: "Okay, everyone get on the bus in order."

Seeing this divine beast, Scythe couldn't help but exclaim: "This guardian spirit is so majestic!"

Jiang Lu smiled slightly, and there was no need to say more about the pride in his heart.

Seeing his expression, the performer got goose bumps all over his body and summed it up very accurately: "Your expression of smiling like an old father when hearing others praise your children is a bit too disgusting."

"Don't talk nonsense." Jiang Lu's expression froze, and he said viciously: "You want to hike to Kunlun Mountain by yourself?"

"No thanks." The performer laughed awkwardly, waved his hands, and climbed onto Huang Xiu'e's back, imitating the sickle.

As Jin Yao passed by Jiang Lu, she quietly asked, "What did you say to it?"

Jiang Lu replied mysteriously: "Cats like things with a fishy smell, so I told her that Kunlun Mountain has the world's best smelling treasure."

"What is that?" Jin Yao looked confused.

Jiang Lu smiled and said nothing.

The value of Huang Xiu'e as a means of transportation has been fully demonstrated in [The Hunt in the Dark Pond] and [Kingdom Star Gate].

As a purebred cat-worm, she can become a mythical beast comparable to the three-headed dog of Hell after she grows up. Her strength is equivalent to that of a lower-level main god, and she is a veritable gatekeeper of the main gods. Ordinary main gods cannot defeat cat-worms at all. Even gods who can leave their names in mythology, if they are of lower level, it will take a lot of effort to deal with them.

Therefore, even when Huang Xiu'e was a child, she could walk on mountains and hills as if they were flat ground.

Helicopters, which are not safe means of transportation at all, are nothing compared to her.

"Drive excavators, develop mobile phones, develop 9G, hehehehehehe!"

Along the way, Jiang Lu was particularly excited.

Because he was extremely sure that with Huang Xiu'e as his white dragon horse, at least he wouldn't have to move his legs along the way, which was simply great for a lazy dog ​​like him.

It seems that I was very lucky that I didn't find Huang Xiu'e in the suitcase.

Otherwise, let alone the journey westward, Jiang Lu felt a headache just thinking about having to spend more than a month to descend from Gaishi Mountain before that.

However, the performers and sickles are not as optimistic as he is.

You have to know that when Tang Seng rescued Sun Wukong who was trapped under the Five Finger Mountain, he just pulled off a seal and there was no detention plot, but when they looked for Jin Yao, they even played the Four Corners Game.

I can only say that in comparison, Journey to the West is a bit too conservative.

The main task this time is to escort, that is, the focus is on the road to Kunlun Mountain.

But it took so much effort just to bring Jin Yao out of the seal, not to mention the trouble that would arise afterwards.

Then the road ahead can only be more difficult, not easier.

After discussing this, Scythe couldn't help but sigh: "Now we have to wait and see what the next ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties will be."

The performer smiled bitterly: "If you want to make an analogy, in Journey to the West, there are four immortal disciples leading an ordinary person, and here it is just one guardian spirit leading four ordinary people. The strength is completely different." "Poke." Jiang Lu smiled and pointed at Huang Xiu'e: "She is a lady, she won't fight."

"Oh no, isn't that even more terrible?" The performer's expression became even more bitter.

At this moment, Jin Yao, who had been listening to their conversation thoughtfully, suddenly spoke up: "If you feel that you are too weak, I actually have a way to make you stronger."

"what?"

The performer and the sickle looked curious, but Jiang Lu reacted.

As one of the three corpse spirits of the Queen Mother of the West, Jin Yao was actually one with the Queen Mother of the West before she became an immortal. In other words, she mastered all the immortal techniques that the Queen Mother of the West practiced before she became an immortal.

Could it be that.
"I have a secret method here that can allow you to cultivate to the level of immortality. Although it is still a little inferior to immortality, it is enough to dominate the mortal world. Do you want to learn it?"

"Secret method." The performer and the sickle were immediately tempted.

They now know clearly that this is a world where Chinese mythology has come true, so they naturally no longer worry about superstition. When they hear that they now have a real chance to come into contact with the magic that they had only seen in novels before, it is impossible not to be excited.

After all, which man hasn’t had a childhood of being a middle school student or dreaming of being a fairy hero?

So they nodded excitedly immediately.

“Please teach us carefully!”

"That's great! The feeling of being weak is really terrible. I am afraid to do anything. It's so uncomfortable!"

But Jiang Lu sneered.

The little kung fu that Queen Mother of the West had before she became a fairy might be considered top-notch in the eyes of ordinary people, and could be called a genius, but in his eyes, wasn't it just a gangster's exciting punch?

What's the difference between asking yourself to learn these things and asking college students to learn kindergarten courses in reverse order?
So he was a little disdainful.

It’s a pity that I didn’t bring any memories related to cultivation when I packed my luggage, otherwise I would have been able to easily name some dishes like immortal arts.

Perhaps seeing Jiang Lu's arrogance, Jin Yao tilted her head and asked, "So you don't plan to learn?"

Jiang Lu sighed and said: "Once you have seen the sea, all other waters are but puddles; once you have seen Mount Wushan, all other clouds are but mounds."

Jin Yao couldn't help but complain: "You've been to the sea? Does that mean you have something better?"

"Not now." Jiang Lu shook his head.

"But you have to become stronger now, otherwise you won't be able to escort me. Now is not the time to be picky."

"."

Jiang Lu was silent.

Just like all the middle-aged unemployed men facing complaints from their wives, he knew that he had just been laid off and couldn't find a new job. The best way for him to make money was to humble himself and find a place to be a grandson, but he couldn't bring himself to do it, and he felt like a prince in the late Qing Dynasty.

It is a conflict between rationality and sensibility, which causes the brain to not respond and become speechless.

"Think about it."

Jin Yao sighed. She also knew that Jiang Lu, who had been a disciple of the Queen Mother of the West, would definitely feel that his magic was not up to par. But no matter what, Jiang Lu was just an ordinary person now, and this was not the time for him to be overambitious.

But she didn't know what Jiang Lu had been through, and was worried that saying more would touch upon his pain. She didn't know how to help Jiang Lu get over this mental hurdle, so she had to give up and instead help the performer and the sickle find the magic methods suitable for their practice.

Looking at the performer and sickle who were listening attentively to Jin Yao's ordering of various magic techniques like reading out the dishes, and then explaining their advantages and weaknesses one by one, as if they were sitting in a high-end restaurant looking at the menu and feeling at a loss, Jiang Lu couldn't help but feel a little emotional.

In the past, if my subordinates gave me gifts or such magical powers, I would call the police and have them arrested.

But I didn’t expect that I would be so destitute now that I have to learn these things?

Yes, he had actually figured it out.

Although his vision is still there, he does not want to be deceived by such inferior magic and pollute his clean body before he comes into contact with the real supreme magic.

But now that things have come to this, there is no other choice.

On the map transformed by the black orb, there are many areas marked whose names sound very dangerous.

If he were to use his current mortal body, even with Huang Xiu'e as his mobile fortress, it would be hard to say whether he could reach Kunlun Mountain alive.

In this case, you can only let it sink for a while, and then wash yourself off when the time comes.

As the saying goes, if you wear it, it doesn't count as a gift. So if you don't study hard and forget it when the time comes, it will be the same as not having learned it at all.

then
"The sickle is suitable for learning Xuan Zi Shu. Although the name is plain, it is a magical skill that the Yellow Emperor learned and defeated Chi You. It is ever-changing and difficult to guess. Unfortunately, this is not the complete version and there are still many shortcomings. But it is enough for you to defeat the strong with the weak and be invincible at the same level."

Jiang Lu suddenly pointed out:
"It may be difficult for ordinary people to learn, but you have studied a lot of myths and legends, and you have a calm personality and can be patient, so it shouldn't be a problem for you to learn the basics."

"Oh?" Scythe was surprised: "Then I will learn this."

"What about me?" the performer asked.

"You are suitable for practicing this True One Battle Talisman. This is the most classical talisman technique. Although the process is very difficult, after mastering it, you can train yourself into a peerless divine weapon, indestructible and quite domineering."

"It sounds like it suits me." The performer nodded: "Then I'll learn this."

Seeing that Jiang Lu finally got involved, Jin Yao knew that he had thought it through.

"So what do you plan to study?" she asked with a smile.

“That’s what I want to learn.”

Jiang Lu said confidently and domineeringly:
"Spiritual Treasure Five Victory Secrets!"

"Any advice?" Jin Yao was a little surprised. After all, she didn't even mention this magic when she mentioned the dishes. "This is very difficult. In terms of cost performance, it is far inferior to other simpler but more powerful magics."

"The reason is very simple." Jiang Lu raised his head proudly: "Because its name is very similar to mine. My life is all about winning!"

"Is that so? Okay." Jin Yao nodded, not quite understanding.

With a wave of his hand, three books of magic appeared out of thin air and fell in front of the three people.

The Performer and the Scythe held up the magic as if it were a treasure, opened it and began to study it carefully, fearing that they had overlooked something.

However, Jiang Lu was full of confidence, because he firmly believed that with his outstanding vision and complex experience, the magic skills below the level of immortals would not be able to stump him at all.

"Set a small goal, build the foundation in one day, and achieve Yuanying in two days. When we get to Kunlun Mountain, I will directly reach Daluo!"

He laughed and turned to the first page, and when he saw the first line of words, he suddenly remembered something important.

Hmm. It seems that when I reincarnated, I not only didn’t bring the cultivation method with me, but I also didn’t bring my talent with me to this world~
"I don't understand, get out of class dismissed!"

It only took Jiang Lu three seconds from opening the book to falling asleep! (End of this chapter)