Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!
Chapter 292 Brothel 3 Brotherhood
"Oh? Tanhua Shisanlang?"
The man surnamed Xue was slightly surprised:
"You, with your filthy appearance, have you participated in the palace examination of Sanqing Temple? But what do you mean by Thirteenth Lang? In every election, there is only one No. 1, one No. 2, and one No. 3. How can there be a Thirteenth Lang?"
"No, no." Jiang Lu shook his head. "This is not the other Tanhua. I am searching for the beautiful little flowers in this world. As for the number thirteen, it just indicates the part I am searching for, not the order."
"Oh, so you're a gardener, haha." The man surnamed Wang was obviously much duller and could not understand the meaning behind his words. He immediately scolded him, "Gardener, why don't you go and plant some flowers instead of coming here to cause trouble for us?"
But the man surnamed Xue seemed to be thinking about something, and said to the man surnamed Wang: "Brother Wang, please be patient."
Then, he looked at Jiang Lu again and said, "May I ask this brother, you just said that this 'one golden elixir turns into a Nascent Soul' service is an ordinary one. How did you know that and how did you judge it?"
"Why do you know? Of course it's because I just came out from inside. As for judgment, it's the experience gained through hard work and sweat." Jiang Lu replied with a smile.
As mentioned before, this world is a world that combines technology and spiritual practice. Since it is a spiritual practice, most of the techniques used are methods passed down since ancient times. It is true that most of them are the wisdom and essence of the ancients, but some of the concepts are inevitably conservative, even pedantic.
This also led to a situation where even places of entertainment had a somewhat reserved atmosphere, which in Jiang Lu's opinion was a bit bland and like chicken ribs.
As for the special service of 'one golden elixir turns into an infant' which is highly praised by the man surnamed Xue and the man surnamed Wang, it is actually like the egg in instant noodles, which can be the icing on the cake if it is there, but its absence will not affect the taste of the noodles, and it is far from being able to overshadow the main feature.
What Jiang Lu really complained about was that this store sold eggs under the name of instant noodles, but you couldn't even see the noodles in the soup, which was quite excessive.
"Then in your opinion, if this is not elegant enough, what is the real elegance?" The man surnamed Xue stared at Jiang Lu with burning eyes.
Obviously, he felt that Jiang Lu was showing off, and was somewhat unhappy with his ky behavior.
Jiang Lu also knew this, but he could only apologize in his heart.
If you weren't also going to Yixuan Pavilion and I needed to get your attention and ask you to take me with you, how could I have ruined your fun?
At first glance, these two people are nouveau riche with respectable status, they are new money. They are strong enough, but lack the background and cultivation of old money.
Then at this time you naturally need me, Jiang, the elder money in the underworld, to be your guide.
It's all fate.
"First, let me tell you about the amazing service in this store."
Jiang Lu pointed to the sign that read "One Golden Pill Transforms into a Nascent Soul":
"Your definition is that it is not like a brothel, which is all vulgar, but is more inclined to cultivate sentiment and provide emotional value. Is that okay?"
"Yes."
"But these are actually just some borderline dancing, or some seemingly unrelated activities between men and women, but they are constantly hinting and inducing through body language to arouse your desires. Of course, on the surface, there is no deeper communication, but in essence, it is no different from a brothel."
Jiang Lu analyzed:
"In a sense, brothels are more simple because they get straight to the point and there is no hidden cost. You just have to spend more money and time and they can still provide you with the same service.
But what about this store?
There were consumer traps everywhere. The first time I went there, the lobby manager induced me to apply for a card. Besides that, he used ambiguous words to try to arouse my curiosity and anticipation. This is something that I would never dare to think about in a brothel. It was pure fraud.
The price of vegetarian dishes is the same as the price of meat dishes, and they only do one-time business. In the eyes of real gourmets, this is just treating consumers as fools. "
The man surnamed Xue was silent for a while. He didn't expect that Jiang Lu could be so organized in criticizing the things he loved. He couldn't find any reason to refute.
Seeing this, the man surnamed Wang standing by, perhaps wanting to save face for the man surnamed Xue, snorted coldly: "Brother Xue, I was asking you what the real 'elegance' is. What are you talking about? Besides, this is just your opinion. If you don't like it, there are many who do."
"There are plenty of people who are willing to be suckers and give away money." Jiang Lu laughed sarcastically, "Even Shang K doesn't play those tricks, so only you guys still treat them as treasures."
"you!"
The man surnamed Wang was so angry that he was about to explode, but the man surnamed Xue stopped him again.
"You go on."
"Of course, I'm not just telling you theoretical stuff. After all, this knowledge needs to be accumulated. It's normal for you not to understand at your age. After all, no one can accept things beyond their own cognition. This is normal.
So, let me talk about the really popular ones.”
Jiang Lu cleared his throat, then opened his mouth and recited the jingle as if reading out the names of dishes:
"Bath, massage, physiotherapy, ear cleaning, foot therapy, health care, kidney care, ice and fire kneeling service, Thai style, Japanese soft style, real cupping, essential oil back massage, skin moisturizing, fully automatic bath."
After reciting seventy or eighty borderline activities in one breath, Jiang Lu smiled contemptuously: "They are both borderline activities, but which of these activities is not better than those b-dances?
Young people, I advise you that those marginal dances are only performed for the Lu Sir to watch. The money you squeezed out of your teeth to watch these things has all become their capital. It is more exciting to play with the real rich guys. "
"It's not you." The man surnamed Wang was originally daydreaming while listening to the lines recited by Jiang Lu, but this sentence made him blush and broke down his defense.
"I am also a rich man!"
"I know you're rich, but if you're rich but don't do anything, isn't that even more of a failure?"
The man surnamed Xue seemed to be thinking: "My words may be a little blunt, but the truth is true. By comparison, this store seems to be a bit of a scam and unprofessional."
"right."
Jiang Lu shrugged, his face full of disdain:
“So I say they are just fooling people and doing a one-time business.
Think about it, those working in brothels have to go through on-the-job training and have certain technical requirements. What about these people?
My goodness, you just stand there wearing cool clothes, twist your body a bit, and call me brother twice. Your movements are stiff and rough, and the fees are more expensive than those in a brothel. Is this reasonable?
If you feel uncomfortable and want to move, BYD will tell you that we are a serious service and only provide emotional value.
Bullshit!
In my opinion, the law enforcement department should arrest them all. Such big guys should be thrown into a cell and chained up, and she will behave herself."
"If you put it that way, it seems to be true."
The man surnamed Xue rubbed his chin and thought for a while:
"The atmosphere was quite ambiguous and they were pretty, so I didn't mind it too much. I even thought this model was quite novel. But when I thought about it carefully, it didn't seem to have anything to do with elegance. Instead, it was a bit of a double-edged sword."
"right?"
Seeing that his point of view was recognized, Jiang Lu immediately changed his expression and said earnestly:
"So, my two brothers, I really don't want to spoil your sexuality. I am just a person who has been through this and I can't bear to see you being deceived, so I am using this more extreme method to sound the alarm for you.
If it weren't for the fact that you two are kindhearted and often provide warmth and material needs to those homeless girls, I would never have done this. You have good intentions, but you offend people. Isn't that a bad thing, don't you think?"
"Yeah." The man surnamed Xue sighed and nodded sincerely: "We misunderstood you."
The man surnamed Wang also realized Jiang Lu's good intentions later. When he thought about what he had just said to him, he felt ashamed: "I really wronged a good person. If you become an immortal in the future, I will call you the Immortal Piaochang."
"It's over, it's over." Jiang Lu waved his hand modestly: "The Buddha once said, if I don't go to hell, who will? If it's not to save people in suffering, who would be willing to pollute their soul and go in and out of those places of pleasure? I feel this way, and I believe you two feel the same way."
"Yes, yes." The two of them quickly agreed.
In just a moment, the three of them became as familiar with each other as brothers who had been separated for many years.
It is true that one meets a soulmate in a brothel.
"Ah, but my dear brother, aren't you a little arrogant to talk about the Buddha in the territory of Sanqing Temple?"
"The Lord knows, but he doesn't care."
"No problem."
This is the confidence that Taoism brings to Jiang Lu, and it is also the reason why it becomes his primary belief.
When dealing with Taoists, there are almost no taboos as long as you don't shit on their faces.
After the two of them were impressed by Jiang Lu's complex and wonderful experience and knowledge, and after exchanging pleasantries with him for a while, Jiang Lu began to deliberately turn the topic to gambling on stones.
Hearing this, the man named Xue Yong, who exchanged names with Jiang Lu, was amazed: "I didn't expect that Brother Jiang is not only good at winning the first prize, but also has such a hidden secret. It's a pity that in recent years, due to some scoundrels, the gambling on stones that was popular in the past has been curbed. I'm afraid we won't be able to see your style, Brother Jiang."
But Wang Gang suddenly thought of something and immediately signaled the two to be quiet. After looking around, he whispered, "Not necessarily. Do you remember the good place to make money that I just told you, Brother Xue?"
"It's Yixuan Pavilion, but I remember it was a teahouse. I'm not sure how it makes money."
"That's during the day. It's a teahouse during the day, but at night," Wang Gang said mysteriously, "that's Brother Jiang's home court."
"Oh? You don't mean..." Xue Yong was stunned.
"Yes, gambling on stones!"
Wang Gang patted Jiang Lu on the shoulder:
"Brother Jiang, what a coincidence! I finally got a spot these past two days. I was just thinking about broadening my horizons and maybe learning a little bit to win some money, but then I met you and we are so speculative. This is simply fate arranged by God!"
"You mean, let me go with you?" Jiang Lu pointed at himself.
"Of course, Brother Jiang, you are an honest person. You spoke up for us, who were strangers just now, and risked your efforts to save us from danger. So I believe you are definitely not a frivolous person who speaks nonsense."
Wang Gang patted Jiang Lu's chest:
"I trust you unconditionally, just take us to the casino!"
Hearing this, a strange light flashed in Xue Yong's eyes.
Under the influence of preconceived notions, he was also certain that Jiang Lu was not a bad person. After all, what bad person would help others without asking for anything in return?
Besides, pornography and gambling are inseparable. Brother Jiang is so involved in pornography, he must be a gambler, right?
But at this time Jiang Lu waved his hands, playing hard to get and said: "Oh, no, no, the whole Nanjiang City is banning gambling on stones, we can't go against the law and commit crimes. If we are caught, I am alone and it's okay, but you two brothers are married people. What will happen if you go to jail? Who will take care of your wives and children?"
Hearing this, Xue Yong and Wang Gang could not say they were moved, but they could also say they were touched.
What is emotional value? This is what emotional value is!
Only the feelings that cannot be bought with money are the most touching!
If it were someone else, would they think so much about themselves?
Thinking of this, the generous Xue Yong patted his chest and said, "Brother Jiang, don't panic. Just based on what you said, even if I am caught, I will definitely clear you of all charges and put you in jail for a while. But I will ask you to take care of my wife and children. However, I trust your character, brother, and you will definitely take good care of them."
"That's right." Jiang Lu also nodded in agreement: "Your children are my children, your wives and concubines are my wives and concubines, I will definitely treat them as my own!"
"I feel relieved when you say that." Xue Yong patted Jiang Lu's shoulder with relief, indicating that he had not misjudged him.
But Wang Gang explained at the right time: "Don't be too nervous, it's not that serious. As far as I know, the owner behind Yixuan Pavilion is different from those underground casinos that may be closed down at any time. He has a powerful background.
Even if the law enforcement agency wanted to investigate, they would not be able to find any clues.
And most importantly, Yixuan Pavilion actually only recently started this sideline business, and there are many such cover-ups to deceive people. Their shields are changed every ten days and a big change every month, and even if there is any sudden change, someone will report it immediately, so we, as tourists, are absolutely safe."
Listening to Wang Gang's description, Jiang Lu had an inexplicable sense of déjà vu.
Isn't this just changing the domain name?
It's a pity that only these idiots believe that such operations are safe.
If it is really safe, how could a domain name that is changed every ten days and once a month be monitored by law enforcement agencies?
But Jiang Lu was a little concerned about the person who leaked the information he mentioned.
Could it be that the reason why there has been no clues found about the mysterious organization in Nanjiang City is actually because there is a traitor within the law enforcement bureau?
While Jiang Lu was thinking, Xue Yong, who had put aside his doubts, breathed a sigh of relief after hearing Wang Gang's words and said to Jiang Lu, "How about it, Brother Jiang, let's go together?"
"But, after all, it was Brother Wang who fought hard to get this spot. I didn't contribute any money or effort. Is it appropriate for me to be taken care of by you?" Jiang Lu was still pretending.
"What's inappropriate about this?" Wang Gang pretended to be angry: "We are already as close as brothers, do you look down on me, your brother?"
"I definitely don't mean that." Jiang Lu pretended to be embarrassed, looking embarrassed: "Since my brother has said this, it would be pretentious for me to refuse. In this case, I'd better obey your command respectfully."
"That's what a good brother is." Xue Yong laughed: "If I can catch a glimpse of Brother Jiang, I, Xue Yong, will pay for all the consumption in the second half of the night!"
"Oh my, how can this be done?"
Jiang Lu was polite again: "If I wasn't short of money, I would be the one to host anyway."
"It's okay, we are brothers, so let's just talk about this." Xue Yong, who was overjoyed, waved his hand generously: "Let's go, we must win a big victory tonight!"
Wang Gang also got excited: "Let Yixuan Pavilion know who is the king of gambling stones!"
Jiang Lu was not disappointed: "Let him know that the gambling emperor is so terrifying!" (End of this chapter)
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