Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

Early the next morning.

Before the blue-green sun rose, Jiang Lu had already washed and prepared himself. Or rather, he actually did not sleep all night.

Mainly because after coaxing the Queen Mother of the West to sleep, he got up in the middle of the night and saw the pitiful Xuannv in the corner outside the door.

"There's really nothing I can do about you."

Jiang Lu said this and started the second war.

Until now.

After a simple breakfast arranged by Zi Chi, the group left Jiuyou Pavilion and headed for the Underworld Mansion.

Because Jiuyou Pavilion is a special place that is bustling at night but almost silent during the day, there are few people on the street outside Jiuyou Pavilion except for the sanitation workers who get up early in the morning to clean. It is like two different worlds from the street that was full of roadside stalls and enthusiastic men and women when we sent Lucifer and the others away last night.

But thanks to this, the group did not attract any attention along the way and easily merged into the flow of people on the busy road and hid among the crowd.

They arrived outside the mansion very smoothly, and Jiang Lu gave the agreed signal outside the castle-like mansion.

Soon, one of the windows opened, and Asmodeus, with dark circles under his eyes, perhaps because he stayed up late to study last night, gestured from afar: Wait.

Then he closed the window, and soon he was seen jogging out from the main door on the first floor.

In front of everyone, he took out a few tags from his pocket and distributed them to everyone.

"this is"

Queen Mother of the West looked at the word "Hell" on the tag and looked at Asmodeus in confusion.

Asmodeus pointed to the tag hanging around his neck and explained, "This is an ID card, used to identify you as Hell's special envoy. Wear it, and you can enter and leave the mansion as you please."

While putting the tag around her neck, Queen Mother of the West asked curiously, "There are suddenly so many more people in Hell. Won't the people who are checking find it strange?"

"No, everyone does that."

Asmodeus shook his head.
"This meeting was originally intended to win over other worlds. The Yin Emperor granted us many privileges, and many people even came with their families, treating this as a public trip.

On the contrary, we have fewer people coming, so the tags are much more abundant. When we came back yesterday, Lord Lucifer told the concierge that we will have people coming today. You should act more naturally, and no one will mind. "

"What a waste." Jiang Lu sneered, then asked: "Is breakfast provided? I didn't have enough food just now."

"Yes." Asmodeus nodded. "You can stay in any room and eat as much as you want. If you still don't feel full, I have some extra meal coupons. You can use them as you like. The meeting is at 10 a.m., which is still early. You can even take a shower if you want."

"Okay, okay." Jiang Lu was very satisfied. He nodded with a smile, and then walked towards the mansion accompanied by Asmodeus.

"Were they on such a good terms yesterday?" Hong Yi felt like he might have missed something.

Xuannv shook her head: "I remember that this person seemed to be quite hostile to Jiang Lu yesterday. Well, it can't be called hostility, it's just like unwillingness to accept it?"

"You don't understand this." Dong Wanggong showed an understanding expression: "Friendship between men is so simple. He already knows who is the big brother."

The Queen Mother of the West was stunned for a moment, then she reacted and sneeringly grabbed the ear of the King of the East: "You seem to know a lot?"

Dong Wanggong's face changed, and he quickly explained: "No, I heard about it, I haven't been there!"

"You better not!"

The Queen Mother of the West suddenly let go of her hand, causing the King of the East to spin in a circle on the spot.

Covering his ears, Dong Wanggong looked at Xi Wangmu's back and muttered aggrievedly: "You don't care about him, but you care about me. You are just a rat with a gun in its den."

"What?!" Queen Mother of the West turned around with her eyes wide open.

"No no."

Halfway through the walk, Daode Tianzun turned around and saw Dong Wanggong being punished by Xi Wangmu. He felt a headache and asked Lingbao Tianzun: "Are you really going to let him inherit the position of the Three Pure Ones?"

"It's not my intention, it's Yuanshi's intention, although..." Lingbao Tianzun hesitated to say: "Everything has a process."

When everyone arrived at the room arranged by Lucifer, Jiang Lu was standing in the corridor with Lucifer, talking about something.

Jiang Lu had a serious expression, not knowing what had happened.

This made everyone feel uneasy.

"What's wrong?" asked Queen Mother of the West.

Jiang Lu turned his head in a trance, his eyes empty, as if he had lost something.

"What happened?" Queen Mother of the West asked again.

But Jiang Lu just punched the wall and gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sound: "Damn Yindi!!"

The others looked at each other, thinking that this was not good.

Just as they were wondering if something bad happened to Jiang Lu last night, Lucifer smiled and waved at everyone, comforting them: "It's okay, don't worry."

Asmodeus took over the conversation and explained, "Just now, the Yin Lord learned that the room service he used to be very proud of has now been abolished by the Yin Emperor. He probably feels that his hard work has been ruined."

"Room service?"

"That's right." Faced with this situation, even Lucifer felt a little embarrassed to deal with it. He scratched the side of his face and vaguely explained the whole story: "Just now Jiang Lu asked us if we had tried the special services here. We said no, and then he went to find the waiter. The waiter told him that the former style hall has now become a men's hall, and then he became like this. That's probably what happened."

"Uh"

"That's right, that's right." Jiang Lu suddenly laughed crazily: "Bai Yi, who was responsible for entertaining foreign guests, has left long ago. Who can guard this treasure?"

Dong Wanggong didn't know what to say, so he could only step forward and pat him on the shoulder: "Please accept my condolences. If you didn't know, you would think your mother was dead."

"You don't understand." Jiang Lu shook his head: "I've never cared so much about my mother."

"So filial." Dong Wanggong gave a thumbs up.

"Come on, it's not a big deal." Queen Mother of the West couldn't stand his death and said impatiently.

"I personally went to various worlds and worked hard to introduce them back, and they were abolished just like that, and replaced with effeminate men to disgust people."

Jiang Lu took a deep breath:

"In short, I will not be a human being if I don't take revenge!!"

Boom!
He struck out in anger, creating a hole in the wall.

The man who was using the toilet on the other side of the wall was startled and blurted out: "Oh my god, bird hole!"

Jiang Lu was even more furious. He drew out his fist and spat at the man who looked like a bear and represented some unknown world: "Go to the toilet!"

Then he turned and walked into the room opposite.

The man came to his senses, pulled up his trousers and started to argue with a stern face.

Lucifer bent down, approached the cave entrance, took out his ID card with the word "Hell" written on it, shook it, smiled threateningly, and said lightly: "I'm sorry, he drank it this morning."

Seeing that they were messengers from hell, the man's expression changed quickly and he sat back on the toilet: "Oh, I just wanted to ask if his hand hurts, nothing else."

"Thank you." Lucifer stood up. The threatening expression on his face disappeared without a trace the moment he left the cave. When he turned around again, it was replaced by a kind smile.

"It's not a big deal." He said to everyone, and then arranged for Asmodeus to distribute room cards to everyone.

After everything was arranged, he found Jiang Lu.

After closing the door, Lucifer found that Jiang Lu was looking for something.

"What are you looking for?"

Jiang Lu crawled out from under the bed and sat down beside it in confusion: "Nothing?" "Are you talking about this?" Lucifer held up a small copper disc that looked like a pocket watch and threw it in front of Jiang Lu: "Of course I checked everything before you came."

"Sure enough, there is one." Jiang Lu said, crushing the disc with his foot.

This is a bug. Every room in the mansion should have one.

"Is that customs hall important?" Lucifer asked tentatively.

Jiang Lu glanced at him and said without hesitation: "That is actually my intelligence department, which is specifically targeting the outside world. They used to be responsible for eavesdropping. However, their true identities should not be discovered. It's really strange."

"Haha." Lucifer chuckled, "I was wondering how you could get really angry about something like this. I see."

"Oh, that's not the case." Jiang Lu chuckled: "In fact, I just remembered it a moment ago. I just felt that Yin Di's use of male mothers was disgusting and I couldn't accept it."

Lucifer:?

"The external intelligence department is finished, but the internal intelligence department may still exist."

Jiang Lu thought for a moment and said, "After the meeting, I'll have to try to find it."

"Well, I'm not trying to pour cold water on you, but the external intelligence departments have been shut down. Is it possible for the internal intelligence departments to still exist?" Lucifer didn't quite understand Jiang Lu's thoughts.

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"You don't know this. He might have hit the mark by accident." Jiang Lu explained, "I don't know why, but Yin Di has a big prejudice against me. He always does the opposite of me. He really likes men, so I suspect he is simply targeting me. He made a mistake and eliminated my spy first, and then discovered their true identities."

Lucifer frowned upon hearing this: "Does he really like men? He's not just disgusting you?"

"It's true." Jiang Lu nodded.

"Okay." Lucifer said with relief: "Now there is one more reason not to cooperate with him."

"why?"

“Religious beliefs.”

"Really?" Jiang Lu asked back, "Isn't it an open secret that your bishop likes little boys?"

"They are Catholics!" Lucifer suddenly raised his voice, seeming to be a little defensive: "They are heretics! There is not a single word in the Bible that supports txl! 1 Corinthians, 1 Timothy, and Romans all clearly state that homosexuality is a sin, and it is not just for male txl, but also for female txl! This is a sin! It is a sin!!"

"Alright, alright." Jiang Lu comforted Lucifer: "I haven't seen anything you said."

"Damn it, you should go and see it carefully, then you will know how much I hate this. If someone else said this to me, I would drag him into hell!!"

Lucifer was no longer as calm as usual, as if he would become a powder keg that could explode as soon as this topic was touched upon.

"At least now we have something in common." Jiang Lu shrugged.

"Fuck, damn Yindi!" Lucifer spat on the ground: "Sooner or later, I will kill him!"

"Where's God?"

"Push it back. At least God doesn't love men."

"6."

Soon, the meeting time was approaching.

Asmodeus and Samael, who were ready, knocked on Jiang Lu's door together with Contract who came to join in the fun.

After they heard "Come in", they pushed the door open. The moment the door opened, they were stunned.

They knew that Lucifer was having a secret conversation with Jiang Lu in his room, but they didn't expect that the conversation would be conducted in this way.

Jiang Lu was lying on the sofa, smoking a cigarette and holding a handful of melon seeds in his hand. The floor was covered with melon seed shells.

Lucifer sat on the chair opposite him, leaning back, holding a misty glass bottle in his arms, and asked with a dazed look while inhaling, "Is this true, Andan? The marshal of the underworld? Him too?!"

"Yeah." Jiang Lu didn't even bother to move his head, and spat out the melon seed shells: "But he didn't do it voluntarily. He likes women, but in order to get the position of marshal, he had to pretend to be a bottom in front of Yin Di."

"Damn, that's disgusting enough." Lucifer didn't dare to imagine such a scene: "Even a dead fat pig would do that. That bastard Yin Di is simply insane!"

"Give me a bite. I've never tried it before. Let me see what it tastes like." Jiang Lu stretched out his hand.

Lucifer handed over the glass bottle: "Be careful, I only have this one."

Jiang Lu took a deep gulp, and then saw all the little people in front of him: "You won't get addicted to this thing, right?"

"No." Lucifer took the bottle Jiang Lu handed back and said confidently, "I used to smoke it every day and I didn't get addicted."

"Oh, all right."

Jiang Lu twitched for a while, and suddenly remembered something: "You don't want to keep healthy?"

"Didn't you say that I suffocated because of that damn mask? Then why keep it? I won't keep it anymore!"

"Did I say that?"

"you said so."

"Oh." Jiang Lu changed the subject: "Give me a bite, I haven't tried it, let me see what it tastes like."

"Be careful, I only brought this one."

Their conversation seemed to be stuck at a certain point in time.

It is even possible that the last bite was not the first one, but the nth one in a row, Asmodeus and Semmel thought.

They had never seen Lucifer like this before.

The two of them were like drunkards gossiping at the entrance of the village, and it looked like they would fall down on the side of the road in the next second.

“Can we still have a meeting?”

I don't know what to do with the contract.

"It has to be opened, but in this state." Asmodeus pursed his lips and looked at Samael.

Samael sighed, "I know. I'll take it."

So, the tall and strong Samael took on the role of a mount, carrying Lucifer and Jiang Lu on each shoulder.
Outside the synagogue.

The crowd was buzzing.

"Who is this? What a grand ceremony, he actually needs to be carried here on someone's back."

"Keep your voice down, it sounds like you're from hell."

"hell."

Lucifer and Jiang Lu woke up almost at the same time after hearing the noisy sounds around them.

"It was a bit too strong, I'm hallucinating." Jiang Lu looked at the people around him in surprise and greeted them enthusiastically: "There are so many people!"

Lucifer felt something was wrong: "Wait, are our hallucinations the same?"

"Huh?" Jiang Lu turned his head stiffly.

He slowly held up two fingers: "What's this?"

"Two." Lucifer's expression was serious.

"Finish the eggs!"

Samael's helpless voice sounded at this moment: "My Lords, we have arrived." (End of this chapter)