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Chapter 245: A Black Bear
Chapter 245 A Black Bear
Under Taotie's pleading, Fang Xiaocao nodded and agreed: "Then you better be careful!"
"okay!"
Taotie responded happily.
Holding a machete in his hand, he walked towards the black bear with a grim smile on his face.
Looking at the Taotie who was walking towards him, the black bear was stunned and was tied to the spot.
what's the situation?
The takeaway is delivered to your door?
I haven't encountered this before in all these years!
Happiness comes too suddenly!
Thank you Mother Nature for the gift!
Taotie didn't care what the black bear was sighing about.
He couldn't wait to have a close contact with the black bear.
"Come die!"
Taotie roared and rushed towards the black bear.
The Taotie's roar scared the black bear.
It was the first time it had seen prey rush towards it on its own initiative.
But as the overlord of the forest, the black bear has rich combat experience.
After only a brief moment of distraction, the black bear reacted, roaring "Ao", running on all fours, and charging towards the Taotie.
Taotie and the black bear, one is a humanoid beast, the other is a real bloodthirsty beast, what kind of sparks will be created when the two guys collide with each other?
Fang Xiaocao is still looking forward to it.
The two guys collided.
Taotie swung his knife at the black bear, but the black bear didn't tolerate Taotie and hit Taotie's head with its pair of heavy paws.
Ok……
The two peaks penetrate the ears!
Although Taotie is a tiger, he is not stupid.
He did not dare to use his head to withstand the black bear's paws, so he quickly put away his knife and dodged, saving his head from the bear's paws.
At the same time, he spun around, and the machete in his hand turned with him, slashing at the black bear's waist.
The black bear's attack failed and it rolled on the ground, just in time to avoid the Taotie's machete. It turned around and opened its mouth to bite the Taotie.
Taotie was stunned by the black bear's outrageous behavior.
Immediately, he dodged quickly.
If he got bitten, he would have to use crutches for the rest of his life, so he placed the machete at his feet.
come on!
Bite it!
Let’s see whether your teeth are harder or my knife is harder.
The black bear is stuck.
Do you think your Grandpa Bear is stupid?
Your Grandpa Bear also knows how to use knives, right?
Black bear, shut up. No more.
He raised his big bear paw and slapped Taotie.
Come, come, I'll treat you to bear paws.
Just ask if you are touched!
Ordinary people really can’t taste this delicious thing.
Taotie said, I don’t eat raw food!
If you cook it yourself, I will eat it.
Taotie was very sad because he had never played tricks with his brain before and kicked the black bear hard on the head.
Black bear leather fur, very shock absorbing.
Taotie's kick was powerful and heavy.
But the black bear was not hurt.
The black bear was just kicked and it kept shaking its head.
Apparently...
The force of this kick was just right.
Refresh yourself without damaging your brain!
Black bear is also a grateful person.
He slapped Taotie back directly.
Please enjoy a real bear paw.
The black bear's heavy paw slammed hard on the Taotie's black-tech bulletproof vest, making a loud "bang" sound. The black-tech bulletproof ceramic plate on the chest was actually blown up by the black bear.
Taotie's body, weighing over 200 pounds, flew backwards with a whoosh and hit the tree hard again.
I saw Taotie being slapped away by a black bear.
Fang Xiaocao grinned, feeling a little worried.
She was already thinking about where to hold Taotie's memorial service, and as a leader, how to write her speech and how much to give Taotie's pension.
If Taotie knew what Fang Xiaocao was thinking right now, he would be so moved that he would die.
The hummingbird beside him twitched its mouth. This bear paw looked painful.
If I pat her breasts...
amount……
Will it explode like bulletproof ceramics?
"Cough cough~"
Taotie coughed twice and got up from the ground.
He took a look at the ceramic fragments that had fallen from the bulletproof vest on his chest, grinned, and secretly felt lucky that he was wearing this high-tech bulletproof vest, which was not only bulletproof but also shock-absorbing, otherwise the black bear's palm would have broken his ribs.
Taotie climbed up from the ground and looked at the black bear.
But he found that the black bear was standing there, grinning at him.
Like...
Laughing at Taotie!
This time, Taotie got angry!
Taotie was extremely angry!
He picked up the machete on the ground and rushed towards the black bear, cursing as he ran: "Damn it, you thief of the cassock dared to laugh at me..."
"I'm going to kill you..."
"Ow~"
The black bear roared and ran away on all fours.
Today, it has come into conflict with Taotie.
Either you die or I die!
Either you beat me to death or I eat you!
Today, only one can survive!
Taotie and the black bear collided with each other. Taotie was about to swing his machete to cut open the black bear, but as soon as he swung the machete, the black bear's big paw slapped the back of the machete, and a huge force was transmitted from the machete.
Taotie just felt his hand go numb, and the machete in his hand flew out of his hand.
The black bear smiled triumphantly and opened its mouth to bite Taotie.
Taotie stretched out his hands, grabbed the black bear's bloody mouth, and used his hands to press his entire weight on the black bear's mouth. He freed his legs and kicked the black bear's belly again and again.
Fang Xiaocao was stunned when she saw Taotie's move. She was familiar with this move!
Fang Xiaocao was certain that Taotie must have learned this trick from a wild cat!
After kicking the black bear eighteen times in a row, Taotie’s abdominal muscles couldn’t hold on any longer and he let go of the black bear.
The poor black bear held its belly and backed away.
With his mouth wide open, he kept dry heaving.
He spat out a lot of foul-smelling saliva.
"Haha~"
"Now you know how powerful I am, right?"
Taotie smiled triumphantly.
Taotie walked forward and picked up his machete.
He raised his middle finger to the black bear, making an international friendly gesture.
"Ow~"
The black bear was furious and roared.
"Come here~"
Taotie hooked his finger at the black bear.
It's full of provocation.
Fang Xiaocao felt a little overwhelmed.
This Taotie is so dishonest.
Black Bear said he was offended.
We must teach Taotie how to behave like a human being.
The black bear opened its mouth and bit towards Taotie.
Taotie seemed to have gotten inspiration from the hummingbird. He swung the machete in his hand and hit the black bear's fat face hard with the back of the knife.
There was a "pop" sound!
The black bear seemed to have been paused.
The bear froze in place.
The fierce look in his eyes was cleared by the beating.
Taotie raised his eyebrows and without giving the black bear time to savor the incident, he swung his machete again, attacking left and right.
For a moment, the whole forest was filled with the crisp sound of slapping, and the sound of "pa" was endless.
Seeing this scene, Fang Xiaocao was shocked.
"Good guy!"
"Taotie is such an idiot, he beat up the black bear thinking it was Han Xue!"
Fang Xiaocao sighed.
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