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Chapter 310: Taotie: You bastard, take my punch
Chapter 310: Taotie: You bastard, take my punch
Wherever the Modao went, both men and horses were annihilated.
It is never just talk, but a description of facts.
Taotie swung his sword at everyone, and blood splattered wherever he passed. The pawnshop thugs didn't even have time to open their guns before Taotie cut them in half with one sweeping move. The bodies without the lower half were not completely dead yet, and they crawled on the ground for a few steps before their blood dried up.
Faced with the ferocious beast-like Taotie, the remaining few people were so frightened that their legs were trembling and shaking like a sieve. A pool of yellow liquid gathered under their feet, emitting a foul smell.
Taotie frowned and showed a look of disgust.
With a move of the Eight Directions Hidden Knife Style for Night Fighting, the sharp blade of the Mo Dao swept through the air, and several heads were thrown into the air. Several headless corpses twitched and fell to the ground. Streams of blood spurted out of their cavity and gathered into a pool of blood on the ground.
"Pooh!"
Taotie spat.
He spread the clothes of a dead body, wiped the blood off the sword, turned to Tom, and made a gesture: "Old Tom, do you think I'm awesome?"
Tom rolled his eyes at Taotie and said, "I won't watch it!"
Taotie's eyes widened instantly.
Looking at Tom in disbelief.
Tom ignored Taotie and cleaned up the battlefield silently.
He put all the useful items, weapons and ammunition from the pawnbroker's body into his own pocket.
"Let's go!"
"The people from the pawn shop are here, which means their base is nearby. The gunshots just now are likely to attract their people."
Tom said in a deep voice.
Taotie nodded and said nothing.
Following Tom closely, he walked out.
At this time, Taotie had not yet recovered from Tom's words, "God doesn't look".
……
"Bah bah bah..."
Taotie was leaning against a tree, spitting constantly. He and Tom had just climbed out of the passage and returned to the ground. Taotie was really thirsty, so he picked a handful of grass and stuffed it into his mouth, but he didn't expect that the grass was bitter and astringent, and it numbed his mouth.
Taotie's face turned bitter.
Tom, who was standing by, saw Taotie's embarrassing look and raised the corners of his mouth in a gloating smile.
In one word, you deserve it!
Two words: you deserve it!
Tom even felt that this was not enough.
It would be better if it was something poisonous!
Putting anything in his mouth will only harm him.
Taotie glared at Tom fiercely, turned around and walked down the mountain. His throat began to smoke and his mouth was astringent and numb. It was simply unbearable.
If he doesn't drink some water, he'll die.
Looking at Taotie's somewhat embarrassed back, Tom's mouth curled up harder than AK's.
"Your Highness, I'm back!"
When we returned to the door of the villa, before anyone entered the house, Taotie had already started howling at the top of his lungs.
whoosh-
Before Taotie finished his words, an empty can flew out from the second floor of the villa.
Snapped--
The can hit Taotie right on the head.
The Taotie was stunned.
What the hell?
He was ambushed at his doorstep?
"Hey?"
"Don't you know that if you can't touch the tiger's butt, you can't touch my head?"
"Which sneak attack boss..."
Before Taotie uttered the word "zi", Fang Xiaocao poked her head out from the second floor, staring at Taotie with a playful smile on her face.
"talk!"
"Why are not you talking?"
"Are you born not to talk?"
Fang Xiaocao leaned on the balcony and sneered.
"Hehe~"
Taotie scratched his head and chuckled twice.
He forced himself to swallow the word "zi".
"Princess, I miss you so much~"
Taotie said coquettishly. Do you know how destructive Taotie's coquettishness is?
At this moment, Fang Xiaocao saw the scene of Zhang Fei and Li Kui, wearing double ponytails, JK clothes, blushed and red lips, holding hands, jumping all the way, and delivering newspapers to her.
"Ugh~"
Fang Xiaocao felt so disgusted that she almost vomited.
"piss off!"
Unable to bear the burning of Taotie, Fang Xiaocao cursed and withdrew one of himself.
I also closed the balcony window.
Tom, who was standing by, also shuddered.
With goosebumps on my skin, I pushed the door and walked into the villa.
Taotie smiled triumphantly, rushed into the villa and went straight to the refrigerator.
One minute later!
Taotie was holding a bucket and drank half of a 2L bottle of draft beer. Ge You was lying on the sofa, burping comfortably, with a look of enjoyment and satisfaction on his face.
Compared with Taotie's roughness, Tom is much more gentlemanly. He holds up the wine glass, sips the red wine, and savors the aroma of the wine in his mouth.
Fang Xiaocao came down from upstairs, looked at the two of them, and said, "Xiaozhou's injury can't be delayed any longer, Tom, go up and take a look."
Tom nodded and pointed to the goblet: "Okay!"
Tom stood up.
Prepare to go upstairs to check on Wan Xiaozhou's injuries.
"Hey, don't bother!"
"I'll take her back to the blacklisted hospital for treatment later."
"As long as you are still breathing, I guarantee you will be cured."
Taotie took a big gulp of draft beer and said carelessly.
Fang Xiaocao glanced at Taotie and frowned slightly: "Can't you drink some water? Why are you drinking beer? Don't you know you are injured?"
Taotie smiled and said, "It's okay!"
Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes at Taotie.
"Drink it quickly, and then go and treat your wounds."
"The ancient tomb is so dirty, there's no need to worry about infection."
Fang Xiaocao said angrily.
Taotie remained silent, just chuckled.
Taotie knew that Fang Xiaocao was worried about him.
"Tom, when you finish drinking, go to the bathroom and help me wash my new pet."
I don’t want to bother with Taotie, Fang Xiaocao said to Tom.
Originally, Fang Xiaocao wanted Fengniao to give the girl a bath instead of stealing the robes. But now that Tom is back, men are of course given priority for this kind of hard physical work.
"pet?"
Tom and Taotie were both stunned.
He looked at Fang Xiaocao with curiosity.
"I'll go see what kind of pet it is!"
Taotie jumped up from the sofa, picked up the beer barrel, and ran to the bathroom.
A few seconds later!
At the bathroom door, there was a gluttonous shout:
"What the hell?"
"Why is this big stupid bear here?"
"Your Highness, your pet has been eaten by a bear!"
Listening to Taotie's hoarse voice, Fang Xiaocao held his forehead with his hand, feeling quite helpless.
"This guy Taotie..."
“It’s so frustrating!”
Fang Xiaocao secretly complained in her heart.
next second!
In the bathroom, there was a roar from Taotie: "You bastard, take my punch!"
Fang Xiaocao was shocked: "Don't mess around, Taotie, it's my adopted pet!"
Fang Xiaocao hurriedly ran towards the bathroom.
If he was a step slower, the stupid Taotie would beat him into a bear cake if he didn't steal the robe.
Looking at Fang Xiaocao who was anxiously running towards the bathroom, Tom blinked, a little confused.
"Your Highness, have you taken the bear whose teeth were knocked out by the Taotie home to raise?"
Tom muttered and followed curiously.
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