I received a text message from the future. Is it reasonable for me to earn tens of billions?
Chapter 373: Can a slap also be used to nest dolls?
Chapter 373: Can a slap also be used to nest dolls?
[Hot Noodles: Congratulations on learning to use your brain for everything. I am very pleased that you have finally grown up.]
Looking at the opening remarks from the noodle, Fang Xiaocao's face was filled with black lines. She really wanted to give herself a big pocket to take revenge on her.
However, Fang Xiaocao knows Tangzui Mian well, or knows about herself. Tangzui Mian sent a WeChat message not to say these meaningless words, nor for any bad taste or to take advantage of herself. There is a sequel.
[Fang Xiaocao: Let’s talk business. Don’t force me to beat myself up to get revenge on you.]
Fang Xiaocao edited the good news and clicked send.
[Hot Noodles: Ahem, I realize you've grown up and lost your sense of humor. It was just a joke, why did you hurt yourself? ]
Looking at the WeChat message about the hot noodles, Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes.
[Fang Xiaocao: Tell me or not, if you don’t tell me I’ll go offline! ]
[Hot Noodles: Let’s talk, there’s business! ]
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Faced with the hot noodles in the future, some people had no choice but to admit defeat.
If you give yourself a golden finger, you will lose your human rights and be criticized at every turn.
But I can't do anything about myself!
You can't just slap yourself in the face to avenge your past self, right?
I really can’t take revenge on Fang Xiaocao!
Her past self could use this method to take revenge on her present self, but when she slaps herself, she is taking revenge on her future self, not her past self.
This is the helplessness of people in the future timeline.
Thinking about how she had retaliated against her future in the same way, she couldn't help but sigh: "God has his way, and no one can escape."
They were all made by myself!
He shook his head helplessly, picked up the phone and talked about business, it would be too late if he was any later.
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[Hot Noodles: Once you get the Blood Jade Wheel, leave quickly. If you don't leave now, you will be too late to save Taotie. Taotie will be besieged by savages led by Cangluan, among whom are top masters.]
When Fang Xiaocao saw the WeChat message from Chanzuo Mian, she was startled and had a bad feeling in her heart.
"No brains, let's go!"
Without any hesitation, Fang Xiaocao called out to Wutou, rode on Wutou, pointed at the stone door behind the statue and gave orders.
No-Brain nodded, carried Fang Xiaocao on his back and ran straight towards the stone gate.
It’s not that Fang Xiaocao is too lazy to run by herself.
But her physical fitness and speed are not as good as those of Wu-Brain. Even though Wu-Brain carries her on his back, she is still walking briskly, and her speed is far faster than Fang Xiaocao.
[Fang Xiaocao: How did Cangluan get into the tomb? Wasn't she tied to the camel? Did something happen to the mole? Why did they let Cangluan go? And what's going on with this tomb? How many wild people are there in the tomb?]
Fang Xiaocao, who was riding on the brainless horse, was not idle either. She immediately launched a series of fatal questions to the hot noodles. She had too many questions about this tomb, these savages, Zuo Ci's blood jade wheel, and the statue of the Monkey King.
As these questions piled up in her heart, Fang Xiaocao felt extremely anxious and desperate to know all the truth.
[Hot Noodles: Now is not the time to dwell on these things. Saving Taotie is the most important thing. Things will work out when the time comes. You will know soon.]
[Hot Noodles: The most urgent thing now is for me to teach you how to master the Blood Jade Wheel. Only when you fully master the Blood Jade Wheel can you save Taotie.]
[Hot Noodles: The method of using the Blood Jade Wheel is similar to what you think, but the Blood Jade Wheel is not an antique, but a future black technology. It has the function of automatically recording DNA. Just drop a drop of blood on it, and you can completely master the Blood Jade Wheel. ]
The hot noodle did not answer Fang Xiaocao's series of questions, but just evaded them lightly, directly blocking Fang Xiaocao's mouth with the blood jade wheel, using Fang Xiaocao's curiosity about the blood jade wheel to distract Fang Xiaocao's attention, leaving her no time to think about other things. Sure enough, the hot noodle was successful!
After seeing the WeChat message about the hot noodles, Fang Xiaocao immediately had no time to think about anything else.
[Fang Xiaocao: Wasn't the Blood Jade Wheel the prosthetic eye carved by Zuo Ci himself? How did it become the black technology of the future? ]
After sending this WeChat message, Fang Xiaocao put the phone in her mouth, and did as the burning face said, pulled out an unused hidden weapon, cut her finger, and dripped a drop of blood on the blood jade wheel.
The blood dripped onto the blood jade wheel and disappeared in an instant, but apart from this, no magical phenomenon happened as Fang Xiaocao had imagined. She just felt that the energy emitted by the blood jade wheel in her hand was more friendly to her, and made her mental power more active.
"Ok?"
"That's it?"
"It's not that big of a deal, is it?"
Fang Xiaocao put away the hidden weapon, picked up the phone, and muttered something.
[Hot Noodles: It is true that the Blood Jade Wheel is the artificial eye Zuo Ci made for himself, but that does not prevent the fact that the Blood Jade Wheel is the future black technology. ]
[Hot Noodles: According to my future self, you are only about a hundred years older than Zuo Ci.]
[Hot Noodles: Okay, I have something else to do. You are about to meet Su Wanqing from your timeline. I have to hurry up and find the Su Wanqing from my timeline who is pretending to be dead. If I don't kill both of them, I'm afraid that guy will do something weird.]
Looking at the message sent by Hot Mouth Noodles, Fang Xiaocao felt like her CPU was burning out and she went offline again.
Zuo Ci is more than a hundred years younger than her?
Are you kidding me?
Wasn’t Zuo Ci a person from the late Eastern Han Dynasty?
He is obviously thousands of years older than me!
Fang Xiaocao came back to her senses and sent another message to Hot Mouth Noodles.
[The contact does not exist! 】
Fang Xiaocao was speechless. It turned out that this guy, Hot Noodles, had lied to her before. Whether or not she could contact her had nothing to do with whether she was experiencing her choice.
This guy can actively shield himself!
Thinking of this, Fang Xiaocao put away her phone and looked at her delicate hands.
next second!
Snapped--
Fang Xiaocao gave herself a big bag.
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Future timeline!
"Ouch..."
He was sitting on the soft sofa in Villa No. 5, listening to Hummingbird's report on the information he had investigated about Su Wanqing's fake death, while leisurely drinking the hot milk tea, when he suddenly felt like someone had slapped him in the face and he screamed subconsciously.
Covering her face, the burning noodles didn't know what was going on. She couldn't help but shake her head and smile bitterly, muttering, "I told you not to let my past self grow up too fast, but my future self wouldn't listen. I was always trying to force the past self to grow too fast. Now, the past has become so smart that I can't hide anything from her!"
As he said that, Noodles with Hot Mouth raised his hand and gave himself a big slap: "Hehe, I can't be the only one to take the slap. You caused the trouble, why should I be beaten!"
next second!
Quack, quack, quack——
The phone on the coffee table rang while the noodles were burning. On the screen, a note appeared: "Contact the old lady in the future", and a WeChat message was sent to her.
[The future old lady: People of the past, can you respect the elderly and love the young a little more? I am old, and I still have to take two slaps for no reason! ]
I have seen everyone's comments. While maintaining the current style, I think it would be more interesting to add a little future science fiction style. Do you like today's chapter?
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