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Chapter 386: Taotie's perverse logic
Chapter 386: Taotie's perverse logic
Taotie's bravery is no less than that of Lu Bu, who stabbed his adoptive father. The old savage's old arms and legs are certainly no match for Taotie.
"Get down here!"
Taotie roared, and with three punches and two kicks, the old savage obediently lay down.
Taotie smiled triumphantly, sat on the old savage's back, reached out and roughly grabbed the old savage's hair, and pulled up his head with force.
"Come, let me see, you old idiot, what do you look like? How dare you sneak attack me..."
Before Taotie could finish his words, he stood there in a daze, staring blankly at the old savage's dirty face with a look of astonishment.
The abnormal behavior of Taotie caught Fang Xiaocao's attention, and he immediately walked over quickly with a confused and unhappy look.
"dad?"
Taotie shouted in surprise.
"Aha?"
This time it was Fang Xiaocao's turn to be confused.
"dad?"
"Taotie's father?"
"no……"
“Isn’t Taotie an orphan?”
"Even if his father is still alive, shouldn't he be in the three northeastern provinces? How did he end up in the new province?"
Fang Xiaocao's shock was no less than Taotie's.
It even feels a little unreal.
"Taotie, he is your father?"
Fang Xiaocao pointed at the old savage and asked suspiciously.
Taotie nodded: "Yes..."
He quickly shook his head again: "No..."
Looking at Taotie nodding and shaking his head, Fang Xiaocao became even more confused.
"Isn't that true?"
Fang Xiaocao asked helplessly.
"Yes and no..."
Taotie said embarrassedly.
"Is he your dad? You idiot, you don't know. Why are you running here to claim him as your dad?"
Fang Xiaocao angrily hit Taotie on the head, and then she grimaced in pain.
This Taotie guy is too stubborn.
"Theoretically, he is my father."
"But before he changes his words, he can still be my big brother."
Taotie said two sentences. Fang Xiaocao could understand every word, but when they were put together, they didn't sound like human nonsense.
Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes, feeling speechless, and said in a deep voice: "Speak human language!"
Taotie blinked and said, "He is Xinyan's father, which means he is my father-in-law. Doesn't that mean he is also my father?"
"But Xinyan and I haven't gotten our marriage certificate yet, and we haven't had our wedding yet, so there's nothing wrong with calling him 'old brother', right?"
puff-
Taotie's bizarre theory made Fang Xiaocao laugh.
Fang Xiaocao pointed at Taotie and didn't say a word for a long time.
Fang Xiaocao felt that she seemed to have been led astray by Taotie's weird theory.
She had just finished listening to Taotie's twisted logic, and she was unable to come to her senses for a moment. She was still wondering whether Taotie's twisted logic was correct.
"You fool, if Xinyan heard what you said, she would tear your mouth to pieces."
Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes at Taotie in annoyance and kicked Taotie off Xinyan's father's body.
Xinyan's father looked quite old, and he ate the big box and broke the old man's waist by sitting on it.
Without the Taotie's grip, Xinyan's father jumped up from the ground and was about to run away when he was grabbed by Fang Xiaocao.
Xinyan's father turned around and wanted to bite Fang Xiaocao, but Fang Xiaocao was prepared and hit the old man in the face with the blood jade wheel.
Under the dual suppression of Fang Xiaocao's hypnosis and the Blood Jade Wheel, Xinyan's father instantly became docile, squatting on the ground and winking at Fang Xiaocao.
"Taotie, protect your father."
"If anything happens to him, Xinyan will not forgive you when you return." Fang Xiaocao ordered Taotie.
"Hey, okay."
Taotie responded with a grin and pulled the old man up from the ground.
"What's Xinyan's father's name?"
Fang Xiaocao asked.
"Jiang Ziya!"
Taotie answered casually.
puff--
Fang Xiaocao burst out laughing.
"what is it call?"
"Can you say that again?"
Fang Xiaocao asked with wide eyes.
"Jiang Ziya!"
Taotie blinked and replied.
Seeing Fang Xiaocao's expression as if she had seen a ghost, Taotie showed an expression of sudden enlightenment, waved his hands and smiled: "Your Highness, you have misunderstood. He is not the Jiang Ziya from the Investiture of the Gods. He is Mu Xinzi, the Ya from the cliff!"
After listening to Taotie's explanation, Fang Xiaocao's mouth twitched fiercely: "What a good name, your grandfather is really a genius at naming!"
Fang Xiaocao gave Taotie a thumbs up.
"Your Highness, why are you still cursing? What does my father-in-law's name have to do with my grandfather?"
Taotie muttered as he grabbed Jiang Ziya's hair to prevent the old man from running around.
"Is your father-in-law's father your grandfather?"
"It seems really..."
Fang Xiaocao was too lazy to pay attention to Taotie and turned to leave: "Don't forget to bury the bodies of Little Luban and the mole when you go out."
Taotie found a rope and tied himself and his father-in-law together, for fear that he would lose his father-in-law and be punished by his wife to kneel on a durian when he got home.
After burying the heads of Little Luban and the mole, Taotie took his father-in-law and quickly chased after Fang Xiaocao and the others. Disliked that his father-in-law ran too slowly, Taotie carried him on his back and ran away.
It's like carrying half a pig's leg.
Three hours later!
Fang Xiaocao and a few others climbed out of the tunnel.
Looking at the dried blood on the ground and the two shovels that the mole used as weapons, Fang Xiaocao felt a little sad. He picked up the two shovels and gave one to Unhappy and the other to Powerful No-Brain.
"Taotie, do you know the way back to the camp?"
Fang Xiaocao asked Taotie.
Without the camel and the mole to lead the way, Fang Xiaocao and her friends had to walk back to the camp.
"Don't worry, Princess. I, Taotie, have plenty of tricks up my sleeve."
Taotie pulled the father-in-law who was tied with a rope.
Holding the hand of my father-in-law, I led the way.
Fang Xiaocao really wanted to use her cell phone to take a picture of this scene and go back to show Jiang Xinyan how Taotie treated her father like a dog.
After Fang Xiaocao and the others left, a figure jumped out from the tunnel, stared at their receding backs, and murmured, "Fang Xiaocao is so lucky that she got the Phoenix Gallbladder and the Blood Jade Wheel at the same time..."
"I'm lucky enough to get it, but I don't know if I can save it. The Phoenix Gallbladder and the Blood Jade Wheel will belong to our Helan family sooner or later!"
This person is the disappeared Helan Xiaoyue!
Helan Xiaoyue actually set her eyes on the Phoenix Gallbladder and Blood Jade Wheel in Fang Xiaocao's hands.
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Yu Tianqi dragged his tired body and ran back to his camp.
"elder brother?"
"What's wrong with you?"
Yu Ling'er was shocked when she saw Yu Tianqi's miserable appearance, and ran over in a hurry: "Brother, where are you hurt?"
Hearing the noise, Ye Lingchen also ran over. Seeing that only Yu Tianqi had returned, he was stunned for a moment, then he thought of something and showed a sad expression: "Brother Tianqi..."
"Are all the others dead?"
Ye Lingchen asked cautiously.
Yu Tianqi nodded: "They are all dead. Helan Xiaoyue might be alive. In order to escape, she pushed me to the enemy and never showed up again. Let's leave quickly. It's too dangerous here. And if Helan Xiaoyue is not dead, she might kill people to silence them when she comes back!"
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