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Chapter 494 Interesting Things on the Boat
Chapter 494 Interesting Things on the Boat
They rewarded Zhuque and Mantis with a feast and after Fang Xiaocao had eaten her fill, she quietly left the table to spoil the fun and handed the table to Zhuque and the others. With Taotie accompanying Zhuque and Tom watching over her, Fang Xiaocao was not worried at all that anyone would not eat well or get drunk and act crazy.
As long as Tom is here, he is a glutton.
Even if you drink too much, you won't do anything out of the ordinary.
After all, Taotie has the intention to steal, so in front of Tom, Taotie must have the opportunity, right?
Fang Xiaocao is sure that if Taotie or Suzaku show off even a little bit, make trouble after drinking, get hot-headed, go to the island early and force the start of the havoc in heaven, and angrily promote Ragnarok, they will be punished silently by Tom.
The minimum effect is to reward Taotie and Suzaku with a stun bomb each, and then add a full-range massage (beating) package with no dead angles. The technicians are ready, including the gold medal female Pooh, who killed her husband to prove her faith in the villa at the foot of the mountain, and Mantis.
The best desert wildcat, the top technician who is always ready to serve customers wholeheartedly at any time and any place, is unhappy.
Fang Xiaocao's blind guess about the general service process is that the hospitable butler Tom uses the stun bomb package to make Taotie and Suzaku enter a hazy state of ecstasy, and then the two top stars perform the most professional massage service.
Zhou Shen gave Taotie and Suzaku a deep fatigue-relieving massage, and used his little fists to lull them to sleep, forcing them into a rare deep sleep state, ensuring that even if there were thunder and lightning outside or constant gunfire, they would not be awakened within a short period of time.
During the period, the two top technicians, Mantis and Unhappy, will maintain the service experience many times, continue to provide full-body massage, add small fists to lull the two to sleep, and act as a hospitable butler. They may also use black technology to record the process of the two being served.
After sobering up, Taotie and Suzaku, the two distinguished guests, recalled the wonderful massage services they had experienced after drinking.
Even the hospitable butler Tom can give a free copy to the families of both parties.
As a consumption voucher for both of you.
We ensure that guests feel at home and both hosts and guests have a great time.
"Tsk!"
"I'm looking forward to the two of them causing trouble."
Thinking of this, Fang Xiaocao stopped and paused on the stairs, looking back at the deck, where Taotie and Suzaku were still toasting each other and acting like good friends. The corners of his mouth raised in a gloating smile, his eyes full of anticipation.
On the deck below, Taotie and Suzaku, who were drinking, shuddered at the same time.
"This sea breeze is quite cool."
Taotie muttered.
"Brother, what you said makes sense."
"Come on, drink some wine and it won't be cold."
Suzaku raised his glass drunkenly.
He drank the mustard water in the cup, which Suzaku had replaced as a prank.
"Hi~"
After drinking a cup of mustard water, Zhuque's eyes suddenly widened and he took a breath of cold air.
Showing a surprised expression.
Seeing this scene, Mantis thought something was wrong.
The mustard was much larger.
Could it be that Suzaku is sober now?
But the next second!
As soon as Suzaku spoke, Mantis felt relieved.
"Brother, this is great wine!"
"Is this nectar?"
"After drinking one glass, the alcohol rushes straight to my head, and my seven orifices instantly become clear and amazing. It feels so good!"
Suzaku exclaimed exaggeratedly.
As he spoke, he picked up a piece of conch meat.
Throw it into your mouth.
He said, "After drinking this wine, even this damn conch tastes much better. It's really wonderful, wonderful."
Mantis almost believed what Suzaku said. She even began to doubt whether the dark drink she prepared herself to trick Suzaku had produced some strange chemical reaction.
Tom, who was standing next to him, had a smile on his face that was harder to suppress than an AK47. His handsome face turned red from trying to hold back his smile, like a ripe and juicy apple.
People who see it want to pounce on it and take a big bite.
"Really? You didn't lie to me?"
The fool Taotie actually believed the nonsense told by the drunkard Suzaku.
"Hey, give me a drink too."
Taotie began to look for wine all over the table.
Seeing this scene, Tom tried hard to hold back his laughter and winked at Mantis, signaling her to give Taotie a drink as well. This was the dark drink she mixed herself. Tom was quite looking forward to what the fool Taotie would say after drinking it, and what drunken words would shatter his worldview.
When Mantis received Tom's gaze, he forced a smile and nodded, then began to mix the soup himself.
This time, Mantis risked everything. With the previous experience, Mantis no longer hesitated, and immediately let go of his hands and feet, and began to prepare the nectar that made Suzaku and Taotie salivate.
Twenty seconds later!
Mantis placed a 500 ml bottle of light green liquid on the table.
"Taotie, Suzaku, the wine is here."
Mantis covered his mouth and snickered.
"Brother, this is the wine."
“It tastes exactly the same.”
Seeing the light green liquid, Zhuque shouted exaggeratedly, picked up the bottle, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Come on, big brother, I'll fill it up for you, let's clink glasses and leave."
Taotie followed suit and pushed his glass forward: "Brother, fill it up for me."
"Let me have a taste of what this nectar that only the Jade Emperor can drink tastes like."
Tom felt that it was very difficult to hold back his laughter.
To distract myself.
Tom specially set up the terminal.
The video recording function is turned on.
The whole process of Taotie and Suzaku's stupid behavior was revealed without missing a single detail.
Of course, it also includes the process of mantises preparing what they call elixir.
Tom was really looking forward to seeing the two idiots, Taotie and Suzaku, sober up tomorrow and see their embarrassed faces when they saw the ridiculous scene that happened when they were drunk tonight.
I don't know if it would be embarrassing, should I just jump into the sea?
"I'm curious!"
Tom smiled secretly in his heart.
At this time, the wine glass is full.
The two fools, Taotie and Suzaku, raised their wine glasses filled with light green nectar, looked at each other affectionately, their eyes filled with love that was stronger than gold.
"Big brother!"
Suzaku raised his glass.
"Little brother!"
The gluttons raised their glasses together.
"Brother, I toast to you!"
Suzaku and Taotie clink glasses.
"Brother, let us drink this cup together!"
Taotie said affectionately.
Before he finished speaking, the two of them raised their glasses together.
Drink the light green liquid in the cup.
Following Taotie and Suzaku, they drank the mustard water in the cup in one gulp. Their Adam's apples rolled, and their eyes instantly widened, with snot and tears streaming down their faces. They drank to create new expressions.
"Wow, what a nice wine!"
"I never lied to you, little brother!"
Taotie shouted exaggeratedly.
“This is the taste, super refreshing!”
Suzaku also exclaimed.
Before he finished speaking, he grabbed the plate on the table.
During the whole dinner, he had treated the conch meat like a piece of trash without even looking at it, but now he handed it to Taotie like a treasure: "Brother, this can relieve the spiciness of the nectar, it's really delicious."
Ha ha ha ha--
Seeing this scene, Tom finally couldn't hold it in anymore. He gave up his elegance, laughed with a full stomach, and rolled around on the deck.
My dears, my body temperature has been controlled to 38, which means I am one step closer to breaking the fever. When I am fully recovered and reborn, I will write like crazy to pay off my debt.
(End of this chapter)
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