hug the stewardess' lap

I hadn't taken two steps forward when I heard someone push open the door of Hanwei Bar and come in.I looked back and saw that Zhang Yun had returned.

Seeing that it was Zhang Yun, I turned back, walked up to Zhang Yun and asked him, "How did you see it this time?"

Zhang Yun pursed his lips and shook his head and said, "It's still like that, at best it's okay, just another magic show is okay, but their asking price is too high, I don't think it's suitable."

As he said that, Zhang Yun looked down at the lunch box in my hand, and said pleasantly, "Ah, Brother Xiang, you know that I haven't eaten until now. I'm paralyzed. I'm about to starve to death."

I was worried about getting rid of these two boxes of rice bowls. Seeing that Zhang Yun hadn't eaten, I quickly handed the lunch box to Zhang Yun: "It's already this time, why haven't you eaten yet? Hurry up and sit down to eat." Well, it's still hot."

As I said that, I glanced at Lu Xiaoqian and Li Li, and deliberately rolled my eyes at them.I said to Zhang Yun who was eating, "Look how hungry you are now. Is one box enough? If not, eat this box too, don't starve."

"Enen, thank you Brother Xiang." Zhang Yun stretched out his hand to take the lunch box in my hand while eating, and did not forget to move his mouth that was already full of rice to thank me.

Looking at Zhang Yun like this, I was so moved.Without further ado, I ran to get Zhang Yun a cup of warm water and put it beside Zhang Yun: "Don't worry about eating, drink more water, be careful not to choke."

"Enen." Zhang Yun nodded again and again, not afraid of the water scalding his tongue, he picked it up and poured it into his mouth.Fortunately, what I poured for him was warm water. If it was hot water, it would probably have scalded Zhang Yun directly to make blisters. Not to mention eating, even drinking soup would be difficult.

Lu Xiaoqian looked at the two of us and curled his lips.

Zhang Yun devoured his food, drooling from time to time, looking at him like a refugee who just came back from a disaster without eating for several days, Zhang Yun ate the whole two boxes of rice in less than a while All in one go.

After eating the last grain of rice, Zhang Yun drank water contentedly.He stroked his stomach in satisfaction and said, "Oh, it's refreshing to eat and drink, it's really comfortable."

Seeing that Zhang Yun finally regained his vitality, I was relieved. I was really worried about what would happen to Zhang Yun if he ate so hard.

I couldn't help asking him curiously: "Zhang Yun, what have you been doing all day, why are you so tired that you didn't even eat lunch."

"Hey, I'll go, Brother Xiang, don't mention these crap things today." Zhang Yun waved his hands with a gloomy face and said, "Whenever I mention these crap things today, I get angry, paralyzed, and almost lost my mind." driving me mad."

The more Zhang Yun said that, the more curious I became, and I hurriedly asked: "What happened, tell me quickly."

"That is, what happened to you that can make you so angry."

Hearing Zhang Yun's words, Lu Xiaoqian and Li Li stopped staring at each other, and ran over to ask Zhang Yun what was wrong.

"Fucking comparison, let me tell you about my cheating experience today." Zhang Yun said while gesticulating: "Didn't I tell you that I am going to find my friend today and ask him to take me Go see a show crew he knows."

"Enn, I know about this." Lu Xiaoqian nodded repeatedly.

"Fuck it, I ran to find him in the morning, but who knew he was moving just in time. You said he was busy, so I'm too embarrassed to tell him that you don't want to move. If I went to see the performance team. Besides, I’ve already gone, so I’m too embarrassed to just walk away.” Zhang Yun said angrily, “I can’t help it, so I have no choice but to come forward and say, how about I help you?” Let's move together."

As Zhang Yun said, he took a sip of water: "I was just being polite to him, but who knew he would take it seriously, without saying a word, just nodded and said yes, the matter has come to this point, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and go up. It was already noon after I worked hard to help him move. I helped him move for a whole morning. It’s fine if he doesn’t invite me to dinner. Didn't even say thank you."

Speaking of this, Zhang Yun became surprisingly angry. He slapped the table with his palm and made a muffled "pop" sound: "The most annoying thing is that during the moving process, a vase in his house broke , In fact, it was not broken, but it may have been knocked during the transportation, and the pattern on the bottom of the vase was scratched. As a result, he and his wife started working together for this matter, and I couldn’t be right next to it Seeing the couple fighting, so I stepped forward and started fighting."

Zhang Yun rubbed his chest while talking: "It's fine if you say they scolded each other, but the two of them even started to fight each other. It turned out that the two of them had nothing to do, but I was caught in the middle. The fists of the two fell on me, and it hurt me so much."

Zhang Yun bared his teeth and said, pretending to be in pain.

At this time, the few of us had already been dumbfounded, and all stared at Zhang Yun in a daze.

Seeing that Zhang Yun stopped talking, Li Li asked, "Then what happened? Then what happened? Or is this the end of the matter?"

"Later?" Zhang Yun curled his lips and said, "Later, I managed to pull the couple apart, and talked about it for a long time, but the two of them didn't care about me at all, and they went about their own things. After I stopped and closed my mouth for 5 minutes, the two made up automatically, as if nothing happened, calling each other's nickname, hugging and hugging each other."

The corner of my mouth twitched, and I said aloud: "What kind of friend are you? You are so powerful. Xiaosheng really admires you."

"Oh, the most admirable thing is yet to come!" Zhang Yun snorted coldly, filled with a lot of anger and dissatisfaction: "Finally, my friend took me to the performance team he mentioned. , and guess what happened!"

"What's the matter?"

"What's the matter?"

Lu Xiaoqian and Li Li asked in unison.I also looked at Zhang Yun curiously.

Zhang Yun slapped the table and said angrily: "Fuck, he has already been to the performance team he took me to, and I have talked to them several times, but I have never liked it." The performances of their team. The only show that is worth watching is magic tricks, but their asking price is too high, it’s just sitting on the ground, and the one next door to Mala is clearly trying to trick me."