He wasted a lot of money and became the favorite of the whole family after going crazy.
Chapter 300: What happened to Nian Bao’s luck? If you want this life treasure, he is willing to give
Chapter 300: What happened to Nian Bao’s luck? If you want this life treasure, he is willing to give it to you
Jiang Nian frowned: [Where are you putting flowers? Why do I feel like there's lightning in my head? It’s not good to play with fireworks in people’s minds. Please be careful next time. 】
system:【! ! ! 】
It... seems a little crazy? Oh no, the code is messed up.
The system didn't respond for a while.
Not only was he uncomfortable being shocked, but the person it wanted to punish didn't respond at all! ! !
[Where is the electronic dog? Hi, electronic dog, are you still there? Electronic dog Electronic dog Electronic dog Electronic dog Electronic dog...]
The system doesn't want to talk, but it doesn't speak, it just plays the 'electronic dog' in a loop in all directions and 360 degrees without any blind spots.
The system finally understood why humans would cry when they were angry. It wanted to cry now, but there were no tears. What should I do if there were no tears? ! !
【enough! The system warns the host that if you do not listen to the advice and insult the system repeatedly, the system will continue to punish you! 】
The system decided that it would never treat it lightly this time. It was cruel and wanted to make this new host suffer!
So, it increases the power.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Nian smiled, and when the electric shock was about to come, he brought the protective props of the immortal world, which were used to prevent the immortal cultivators from going crazy while practicing.
Jiang Nian discovered that it actually had the ability to withstand electric shocks from the system. Unfortunately, the Xianxia plane was the last one, and that Tongzi was not very good, so he was just like a cow and a horse, working hard and doing whatever he was told.
This thing has only been used once, and it is more honest than a quail.
It's a pity for Jiang Nian.
Wouldn’t this come in handy?
So when the more powerful electric shock was turned on, the system suffered double the pain. The entire system twitched, the code became garbled, and it immediately crashed.
In the system world, unless the program needs to be updated, there will rarely be a crash.
The system was completely unprepared and got itself into a trap.
Sensing that the thing was no longer moving in his mind, Jiang Nian knew that it was temporarily offline.
But it hasn't disappeared yet, the binding is still there.
This guy still wants him to be obedient? Are you crazy? The interns also need to find out which Party A’s father is not easy to mess with, right?
"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose--"
Demonic laughter rang out in the ward. Jiang Nian thought that the system would fall into a stage of doubting life. However, after being bound, he could not return to the headquarters to find out the situation. He could only let her continue to round and flatten, and she made a goose sound happily. .
Jiang Nanfeng: "..."
Crazy, crazy, Nian Bao, is this really crazy?
"Nianbao, nianbao, let the past things pass by. We won't mention it anymore. I won't mention it anymore. I'm the one talking too much. I shouldn't ask so many questions!"
Jiang Nanfeng thought that he had brought back bad memories to Jiang Nian, so she was driven into a state of madness. "No... goose goose - no brother... goose goose goose goose... just wait until I finish laughing!"
Jiang Nian was poked so hard that he couldn't stop laughing. Maybe this magical laughter was contagious, and Jiang Nanfeng couldn't help but laugh.
And the two of them finally stopped laughing. As soon as they made eye contact, they started laughing again.
Jiang Nanfeng almost vomited from laughing: Why the hell am I laughing! Who can tell me why this magical laughter is contagious! His Nianbao is simply poisonous!
"No, no, no, brother, please wait while I go to the bathroom to calm down."
Very good. Jiang Nian came out of the bathroom and finally calmed down. Even though she still wanted to laugh when she saw the speechless Jiang Nanfeng, she could hold it back.
"Brother, did I tell you before that Jiang Youyou also has a system? She is the heroine of our world. She is bound by a luck system. As long as she obtains other people's favorability points and reaches a certain level, she will deprive them of their favorability points. The luck would be doubled. But during the second episode, I completely destroyed her system, but I didn’t expect that her system would bind me. It was so funny that she didn’t even know that I left it for the disciples. How big is your psychological shadow? You actually came to bind me, and you want me to take away your favorability points and your luck. I'll just kill it again!"
Jiang Nanfeng digested it for a while, and then said in confusion: "You...what system are you bound to again? Or is it the kind that will get electric shocks?"
Jiang Nanfeng suddenly stopped all smiles, took Jiang Nian's hand, and looked her up and down.
He reasonably doubted whether Nian Bao had been electrocuted just now, and he was a little crazy after being electrocuted.
"Nianbao, Nianbao, listen to me, I'm fine. If the system wants you to deprive me of my luck, just take it. I'm willing to give it to you. You must never let yourself suffer again. Do you hear me? ?”
Jiang Nian was still laughing and joking a second ago. After listening to Jiang Nanfeng's words, he saw him squatting in front of him, his amber pupils full of worry.
Jiang Nian felt sour in his heart, "Brother, why are you so stupid? Depriving you of your favorability points is equivalent to depriving you of your own luck. You will become very unlucky in the future! You are so stupid. Luck is so important to you." It is too important for a person. Without the blessing of luck, no matter how hard you try, you will not achieve the results you want.
It can be said that luck is part of talent, do you understand? Don't ever say anything about giving your luck to anyone again, never say it! "
"But you..." Jiang Nanfeng no longer cared about what would happen if his luck was given to Nian Bao. After he learned about Nian Bao's experience, he couldn't help but regret it. He just wished that all those electric shocks were used on himself.
What happened to Nian Bao’s luck? If he wants this life treasure, he is willing to give it to him.
"There is no but." Jiang Nian said with a serious face, "Brother, since this world has a system, there are many metaphysical things. Don't just promise to give anyone anything, especially luck. I will be fine. If I I can still be treated submissively by an electronic dog. Didn’t I become a big devil for more than a thousand years? Did I go through all the pain in vain?
Be good, don't worry. Don't tell me that its electric shocks are basically insensitive to me. No matter how cruel it is, I can return double the amount. Otherwise, why do you think I am telling you this now? It just tried to give me a double electric shock, but it suffered the consequences, and now it has died.
I've been wanting to find them for a long time to get through the dog game, and I still have a little revenge that I haven't avenged. This system just happened to be here. Let's see how I can kill it and get to the dog game by the way. "
Jiang Nanfeng's pupils widened and he couldn't believe what he just heard.
"You said you...lived for more than a thousand years? A thousand...more...years?"
What the hell, her sister has become an old monster... Bah, bah, bah! What an old monster!
For more than a thousand years, in an era without electrical appliances and networks, he had been living a miserable life every day. How did Nian Bao survive for more than a thousand years?
What else is there to wear as a dog...
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